# AZ Computer Guru Radio Show Prep
## Saturday, May 30, 2026

**Show Date:** Saturday, May 30, 2026
**Research Date:** May 30, 2026
**Format:** 3 segments, all call-in driven (Segment 3 is now filled — topical tech news for May 2026)

> **HOWARD'S NOTE TO SELF / MIKE:** The whole game this show is CALL-INS. Lead with
> Segment 1 (promised vs. got) and Segment 2 (best invention since 1970) because both are
> built to get people dialing with their OWN memories and opinions — and once the lines
> are lit, keep them going the entire show. These two are nostalgia + debate bait on
> purpose. Voice-AI scams intentionally left OUT (already did a full segment on it
> 2026-03-14). Passwords/passkeys segment removed per Howard.
>
> **MIKE'S ADD (2026-05-30):** Filled Segment 3 with current tech news (AI glasses, the
> "AI is taking jobs" debate, the subscription squeeze, data centers in SPACE, and a
> security reality check) — all picked to keep the phones lit and tie back to Segments 1 & 2.
> A few optional "fresh 2026 hooks" added inline to Segment 1, clearly marked. **Everything
> in Segment 3 is dated/topical — glance at the headlines the morning of the show; details
> on this stuff move fast.**

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## COMMON THREAD
**"Remember When? The Tech We Were Promised, the Inventions That Changed Everything — and the Wild Stuff Landing Right Now"**

Tonight is YOUR show. We're not lecturing — we're reminiscing and arguing (the fun kind).
First we run down all the futuristic tech we were PROMISED versus the goofy stuff we
actually got — flying cars became drones dropping off your toothpaste. Then we throw it
open for the great debate: what's the single BEST thing invented since 1970? The smartphone?
The internet? GPS? You're going to disagree with me, and that's the point. And to close it
out, the tech that's ACTUALLY landing in 2026 — AI glasses, computers headed for orbit, and
the stuff that'll make you say "they did WHAT?" The phones are open all night. We want YOUR
flying car.

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## SEGMENT 1: "Tech We Were Promised vs. What We Actually Got" (14-16 min) — CALL-IN DRIVER

### Opening
"When you were a kid, what did you think the future was going to look like? Flying cars?
Robot maids? A jetpack in the garage? Well, the future showed up — it's just NOT what
they sold us. Tonight we're running down the tech we were PROMISED versus what actually
landed on our doorstep. And I want YOUR best one — call in with the future you were
promised that never showed up. The lines are open right now."

### The Format (this whole segment is "they said ___, we got ___")
The bit IS the structure. Run these fast, banter on each, and bounce to callers early.

**Story 1: Flying Cars → Drones Dropping Off Your Toothpaste**
- Promised since The Jetsons (1962): a flying car in every garage by 2000
- What we got: Amazon/Wing drones dropping a single tube of toothpaste on your lawn
- Talking points: The flying car actually exists (eVTOLs, Joby, etc.) — it's just a
  $100K air taxi, not a Toyota. We solved "delivery from the sky" — for burritos.
- **Phone hook:** "Who here was PROMISED a flying car? Where's yours?"

**Story 2: Robot Maids (Rosie the Robot) → A Roomba Stuck Under the Couch**
- Promised: a humanoid robot that cooks, cleans, and sasses you back
- What we got: a hockey puck that vacuums until it gets eaten by a phone charger cord
- Talking points: Robot vacuums are genuinely good now (we covered the one with LEGS) —
  but "Rosie" is still science fiction. The dream was a butler; the reality is a pet.
- **Phone hook:** "What's the dumbest place your robot vacuum has gotten stuck?"
- **[FRESH 2026 HOOK — optional]** The robots ARE creeping closer to Rosie: there's now a
  robot mop topping the charts that *washes its own mop pads in 176-degree hot water* at
  its dock. So the maid still won't cook — but she finally cleans up after herself. Tease:
  "We're one step closer to Rosie, folks — and we'll get to where she's headed in Segment 3."

**Story 3: The Paperless Office → 200 Unread PDFs and More Printers Than Ever**
- Promised (since the 1970s): computers would END paper
- What we got: we print MORE, plus a digital pile of PDFs nobody opens
- Talking points: The office didn't go paperless — it went DOUBLE. Now you have the paper
  AND the digital clutter. The printer is still the most cursed object in any building.
- **Phone hook:** "When's the last time your printer worked on the first try?"

**Story 4: Video Phones (The Future!) → We Have Them and Everyone's Camera Is Off**
- Promised at the 1964 World's Fair: the AT&T Picturephone, see-while-you-talk
- What we got: FaceTime and Zoom — universal, free, in your pocket... camera OFF, "you're
  on mute," and "can everyone see my screen?"
- Talking points: We literally achieved the sci-fi dream and then collectively decided we'd
  rather not be seen. The tech delivered; humans opted out.
- **Phone hook:** "Camera on or camera off — and WHY?"

**Story 5: Self-Driving Cars "By 2020" → The Car Beeps at You for Touching the Wheel**
- Promised: hands-off, sleep-in-the-back robotaxis by 2020 (every CEO said it)
- What we got: lane-keeping that nags you, and robotaxis in exactly 3 cities
- Talking points: Partial self-driving is real and impressive — but the "nap on the
  freeway" promise is still years out. We got a backseat driver built INTO the dashboard.
- **Phone hook:** "Do you trust a car to drive itself yet? Yes or no — call in."

**Story 6: The Smart Home → Four Apps and a Hub to Turn On One Light**
- Promised: "just talk to your house" — effortless, invisible automation
- What we got: an app for the lights, an app for the thermostat, an app for the lock, a hub
  that needs its own app, and a light that won't turn on because the Wi-Fi is down
- Talking points: The smart home works great — until it doesn't, and then you can't turn
  on a LIGHT without a software update. We added complexity to a switch that worked fine.
- **Phone hook:** "What's the most over-complicated 'smart' thing in your house?"

**Story 7 (Quick Hits — rapid fire, then go to phones):**
- Hoverboards (Back to the Future Part II said 2015) → ones that caught FIRE
- Jetpacks → still a guy at a stadium halftime show, once a year
- The videophone watch (Dick Tracy) → we actually got this one, and it counts your steps
- Meal in a pill → we got DoorDash instead (arguably worse for you)

### The Reverse Twist (great mid-segment pivot)
"Here's the flip side — the stuff NOBODY promised us that quietly changed everything:
- The smartphone — nobody in 1985 asked for a supercomputer in their pocket
- GPS — turn-by-turn directions, free, no more gas-station maps or 'pull over and ask'
- Free video calls with the grandkids across the country
Tech OVER-promised on the flashy stuff (flying cars) and OVER-delivered on the boring
stuff that actually changed our lives. THAT'S the real story of technology."
- **[FRESH 2026 HOOK — optional]** And here's the kicker — the one piece of sci-fi they've
  been promising forever, the smart glasses, FINALLY showed up this month, and it's a real
  product you can buy. Hold that thought — it's our lead story in Segment 3.

### Why This Matters
- Everyone has a "future we were promised" story — this is pure call-in fuel
- It's nostalgic, it's funny, and it doesn't require any tech knowledge to participate
- Sets up the whole night: we WILL keep coming back to the phones

### Segment Wrap
"So they promised us flying cars and robot maids, and we got drones, Roombas, and a
printer that hates us. But we also got a supercomputer in our pocket nobody saw coming.
Keep calling — tell me the future YOU were promised. Up next: the great debate. What's the
single BEST thing invented since 1970? You're going to fight me on this one."

**Time: 14-16 minutes**

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## SEGMENT 2: "The Great Debate: What's the BEST Thing Invented Since 1970?" (14-16 min) — CALL-IN DRIVER

### THE QUESTION (this is the whole segment — say it this plainly)
> **"What is the single BEST thing that's been invented since 1970? You can only pick ONE.
> Call in and defend it."**

That's it. One question, asked over and over, all segment. Everything below is just the
list of options and the reasons — ammo so you and the callers never run out of things to
say between phone calls.

### Opening
"Here's a fun one, and I want you to actually pick a side. Think about everything that's
been invented in your lifetime since 1970 — and there's been a LOT. Now narrow it down to
ONE. What is the single BEST invention since 1970? Not a list. Not 'they're all great.' ONE.
I'll give you some choices, I'll tell you mine, and then I want yours. The phones are open —
call in and tell me what you think the best thing we've come up with is."

### The Choices (read these out so callers have options to pick from)
Run through this list on air. The goal is simple: give people a menu so they can call in
and say "I pick THAT one" — or "you're all wrong, here's the real answer."

**Choice 1: The Smartphone (iPhone, 2007)**
- Why it's the best: It's the one most people can't live without. Camera, phone, internet,
  maps, music, photo album, flashlight — all in your pocket. The "I'd grab this first" pick.
- The crowd favorite. Probably your most common caller answer.

**Choice 2: The Internet / The Web (ARPANET 1969 → World Wide Web 1989-91)**
- Why it's the best: It connected the whole world. Shopping, news, email, video calls with
  the grandkids, looking up anything in two seconds. Changed how we do almost everything.
- The populist answer — runs neck-and-neck with the smartphone.

**Choice 3: GPS (civilian access, 1980s → full accuracy 2000)**
- Why it's the best: Never get lost again. Turn-by-turn directions, your pizza tracker,
  find-my-phone, farming, shipping. No more paper maps or pulling over to ask for directions.
- The "I use this every single day without thinking about it" pick.

**Choice 4: Modern Medical Imaging — the MRI (first human scan, 1977)**
- Why it's the best: This one SAVES LIVES. Doctors can see inside you without cutting you
  open. The answer for the caller who thinks phones and the internet are overrated.
- The "what really matters is health" pick.

**Choice 5: The Microprocessor (the computer chip, Intel 4004, 1971)**
- Why it's the best: It's the brain inside EVERYTHING — your phone, your car, your TV, your
  microwave. Without the chip, none of the other stuff on this list even exists.
- The "if you really think about it..." pick for the technical caller.

**Choice 6: The Lithium-Ion Battery (1991)**
- Why it's the best: The unsung hero nobody thinks of. No good battery means no cell phones,
  no laptops, no electric cars, no cordless tools. It won the Nobel Prize in 2019 and STILL
  gets no respect. Great one for the host to champion to stir the pot.

**Fun / Off-the-Wall Choices (for the character callers):**
- The barcode scanner (first scan: a pack of gum, 1974) — runs every store checkout
- The digital camera (1975) — killed film, gave us the selfie
- Email — the thing we love to hate
- Just for laughs: the TV remote, the K-Cup coffee pod, the cordless drill

### Mike's Pick (host picks a favorite so there's something to argue against)
"My pick for the best thing since 1970? [Host chooses one — e.g. the smartphone for the
crowd-pleaser, or the lithium-ion battery for the fun 'you're all forgetting the most
important one' angle.] That's my answer. Now call in and change my mind."

### The Modern Curveball (optional — only if a caller goes there, or to bridge into Segment 3)
"And before you all say it — yes, somebody's going to call in and say 'ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE.' Hold that thought. AI's barely a few years old in your living room, so is it
even eligible yet? We'll get into where AI is RIGHT NOW in our next segment — including the
glasses, the jobs question, and the stuff that's a little bit scary. But for THIS debate:
something already proven. What's the best thing since 1970?"

### The Rule That Makes People Call (keep repeating this)
"Here's the rule: you only get to pick ONE. Not a top five. Not 'they're all great.' ONE
best invention since 1970. The smartphone OR the internet — choose. So what's it gonna be?
Call in and make your case."

### Why This Works (for Howard/Mike, not for air)
- It's a "pick your favorite and defend it" game — no expertise needed, anyone can play
- The "pick only ONE" rule is the secret sauce: "they're all great" gives nobody a reason
  to call, but "choose the BEST and defend it" gets people fired up and dialing
- Naturally generational: older callers might say the MRI or GPS, younger ones the smartphone
- Flows right out of Segment 1 ("the smartphone was the thing nobody promised us — is it
  also the BEST thing we got?") and INTO Segment 3 (the AI curveball)

### Segment Wrap
"Smartphone, the internet, GPS, the MRI machine, the computer chip, even the humble
battery — so many great things invented since 1970, and you've all got a favorite. Keep
the calls coming. Up next, we fast-forward to RIGHT NOW: the tech that's landing this month,
and some of it is going to surprise you."

**Time: 14-16 minutes**

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## SEGMENT 3: "Tech News RIGHT NOW — AI Glasses, Jobs, and Computers in SPACE" (14-16 min) — CALL-IN DRIVER

> **HOST NOTE:** This segment is the "present day" bookend to Segments 1 & 2 — we spent the
> show on what we were promised and what was best; now here's what's ACTUALLY landing in
> May 2026. Run these like the Segment 1 quick-hits: punch the headline, give your take,
> throw it to the phones. Every story has a hook. **These are current — skim the morning
> headlines before air in case a detail moved (see SOURCES at the bottom).**

### Opening
"All night we've talked about the future we were promised and the best of what we've built.
So let's land the plane in the present. Here's the tech that's ACTUALLY showing up right
now, in 2026 — and some of it is the sci-fi we've been waiting 40 years for, and some of it
is going to make you say 'they did WHAT?' Phones stay open. Here we go."

**Story 1: The Smart Glasses Finally Showed Up — and They've Got AI Watching With You**
- The news: Google teamed up with Warby Parker (yes, the glasses store) on "Intelligent
  Eyewear" — real sunglasses or prescription frames, normal-looking, with a camera, speakers,
  and Google's Gemini AI built in. You look at something and ask the glasses about it; it
  answers in your ear.
- The Guru take: They promised us Google Glass over a decade ago and the whole world laughed
  the guy out of the room. Now it's back — but it looks like NORMAL glasses, and it's smart
  enough to actually be useful. The sci-fi finally arrived; it just had to wait until it
  stopped looking ridiculous.
- The catch (this is the conservative-audience hook): These have a camera and a microphone
  AND an AI on your face, seeing what you see, all day. Convenient? Absolutely. A little
  unsettling? Also absolutely.
- **Phone hook:** "Would you wear AI glasses that see everything you see and answer in your
  ear — or is that a hard no? Call in: cool, or creepy?"

**Story 2: "Is AI Coming for Your Job?" — Even the Experts Can't Agree**
- The news: Big companies — Cisco, Block, others — announced layoffs and openly blamed
  "AI efficiencies." Meta reportedly moved thousands of people onto new AI teams. AND at the
  same time, the CEO of OpenAI (the ChatGPT company) just walked it back, telling a crowd
  the huge white-collar job losses he used to predict... probably won't happen after all.
- The Guru take: So the same crowd that spent two years telling us AI would replace
  everybody is now both laying people off AND saying "never mind, it won't be that bad."
  Pick a lane, fellas. The truth is in the middle — AI is a tool that's changing jobs, not a
  robot showing up to do yours. Yet.
- **Phone hook:** "Has AI changed YOUR job — for better, for worse, or not at all? Or are
  you just not buying the hype? The lines are open."

**Story 3: The Subscription Squeeze — Now Even Your AI Has a Monthly Bill**
- The news: Google just CUT the price of its top AI plan from $250 a month down to $100.
- The Guru take: First off — $100 a month for a chatbot is still wild. But the real story is
  the cut: when a company slashes the price by 60 percent overnight, that tells you what they
  were charging $250 for in the first place. And it's the same playbook everywhere now —
  remember when you BOUGHT software and OWNED it? Now your phone, your TV, your car features,
  your thermostat, and now your AI are all monthly rent. You don't own anything anymore; you
  subscribe to it.
- **Phone hook:** "How many subscriptions are you paying for right now — be honest, add 'em
  up. And which one makes you the maddest? Call in with your number."

**Story 4: They Want to Put Data Centers in SPACE (No, Really)**
- The news: Google is reportedly in serious talks with SpaceX about launching DATA CENTERS
  into orbit — the giant computer warehouses that run the internet and all this AI — because
  Earth is running out of the room and the electricity to power them all.
- The Guru take: Tie it right back to Segment 1 — we were promised flying cars, and instead
  we're getting the internet's brain LAUNCHED INTO SPACE because AI is so power-hungry we
  can't fit it on the planet anymore. That's the most 2026 sentence I've ever said. The
  future isn't a jetpack; it's a server farm in orbit.
- **Phone hook:** "Tech we were promised: flying cars. Tech we're getting: computers in
  space. Somebody call in and make that make sense."

**Story 5: The Reality Check (the Computer Guru beat — practical + a little cautionary)**
- The news: Security researchers showed they could strip the safety guardrails off major AI
  models — from big names — in a matter of MINUTES, getting them to do things they're built
  to refuse. And a big industry survey found 94 percent of organizations now call AI the
  number-one driver of cyber risk this year.
- The Guru take: Here's the part the ads don't mention. The same AI that's in your new
  glasses, your phone, your search bar — the safety controls on it can be peeled off in
  minutes by someone who knows what they're doing. This is exactly why we keep preaching it:
  be careful what you tell these things. Treat a chatbot like a stranger on the bus, not your
  doctor or your accountant.
- **Phone hook:** "What WON'T you tell a chatbot? Where's YOUR line with this stuff? Call in."

**Story 6 (Quick Gadget Hits — rapid fire, then back to phones):**
- A new $100 Fitbit (the "Fitbit Air") — cheap, week-long battery, for folks who want the
  health tracking without the smartwatch price. ("Finally, one that doesn't cost more than
  the doctor's visit it's supposed to save you.")
- New entry-level Garmin running watches for the walkers and runners in the audience.
- The robot mop from Segment 1 that washes its OWN pads in 176-degree water — Rosie's getting
  closer, one chore at a time.
- **Phone hook:** "What's the one gadget that actually made your life better this year — and
  what's the one that's still sitting in a drawer? Call in."

### Segment Wrap
"AI on your face, AI coming for your paycheck — or not — your AI on a monthly bill, and the
whole internet packing its bags for space. That's the future, ladies and gentlemen, and it
showed up while we were arguing about the best thing since 1970. Keep calling — tell me
which of these is the coolest, and which one keeps you up at night."

**Time: 14-16 minutes**

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## SHOW WRAP & TAKEAWAYS

### Summary
"Tonight was YOUR show. We laughed about the flying cars we were promised and the drones
and Roombas we actually got. We argued about the single best thing invented since 1970 —
and you all had a pick. And we landed in the present with the tech showing up RIGHT now:
AI glasses, the jobs debate, the subscription squeeze, and computers headed for orbit."

### Final Thought
"Here's what I love about technology: it almost never shows up the way they promise. They
sold us flying cars; they gave us a supercomputer in our pocket instead — and now AI
glasses and data centers in space. The future isn't what we were told. It's weirder,
funnier, and in a lot of ways, better — as long as you keep your eyes open and your
guard up. Keep calling, keep remembering, and keep arguing with me. That's what this show
is for."

### Call to Action
- **Segment 1 & 2:** Keep the phones lit — your "promised future" and your "best invention
  since 1970" pick
- **Segment 3:** AI glasses — cool or creepy? Has AI touched your job? How many subscriptions
  are you drowning in? Call in.

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## SOURCES / FACT-CHECK ANCHORS
> Segments 1 & 2 are opinion + memory (call-in driven), so sourcing is light. Segment 3 is
> CURRENT NEWS — these are dated to late May 2026; **skim the morning headlines before air**
> in case a number or name moved. The hard facts worth getting right on air:

### Inventions / Dates (Segments 1 & 2 — verify spellings + years on air)
- Intel 4004 microprocessor — released 1971
- ARPANET — first link 1969; World Wide Web — Tim Berners-Lee, proposed 1989, live 1991
- iPhone — announced/released 2007
- Lithium-ion battery — commercialized by Sony 1991; Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2019
  (Goodenough, Whittingham, Yoshino)
- GPS — civilian use expanded through the 1980s-90s; full accuracy (Selective Availability
  turned off) May 2000
- First MRI scan of a human — 1977
- UPC barcode — first item scanned (pack of Wrigley's gum) 1974
- Kodak digital camera prototype — 1975
- The Jetsons (Rosie the Robot, flying cars) — debuted 1962
- AT&T Picturephone — 1964 World's Fair
- Back to the Future Part II hoverboards — set in 2015

### Current Tech News (Segment 3 — May 2026, VERIFY day-of, details move fast)
- **AI glasses:** Google + Warby Parker "Intelligent Eyewear" running Gemini on Android XR —
  sunglasses or prescription, camera/speakers, hands-free Gemini. (Confirm availability/price
  on air — was rolling out May 2026.)
- **AI + jobs:** Cisco and Block among companies citing "AI efficiencies" in layoffs; Meta
  reassigning ~7,000 staff to AI groups; OpenAI's Sam Altman (Sydney) walked back his earlier
  prediction of widespread white-collar job losses.
- **AI subscription price cut:** Google dropped its top AI subscription tier from $250 to
  $100/month at I/O 2026.
- **Data centers in orbit:** Google reportedly in advanced talks with SpaceX about launching
  AI data centers into space (power/space constraints on Earth).
- **AI safety:** researchers removed safety guardrails from major AI models "in minutes"; a
  World Economic Forum-style survey found ~94% of organizations rank AI as the top cyber-risk
  driver in 2026.
- **Gadgets:** Fitbit Air ~$99 (launched late May 2026); new entry Garmin Forerunner watches;
  top-ranked robot mop with a 176F hot-water pad-wash dock.

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## NOTES FOR FUTURE SHOWS
**Engagement strategy used here:**
- Built the whole show around call-ins by leading with two nostalgia/debate segments and
  closing with a topical "right now" segment that bookends them
- "Pick ONLY one" forcing function in Segment 2 is the key engagement trick — reuse it
- Phone hooks written into EVERY story, not just at segment ends
- Segment 3 deliberately ties each item back to Segments 1 & 2 (glasses = the promised
  sci-fi; data-centers-in-space = the flying-car bait-and-switch; AI = the "is it the best
  invention?" curveball)

**Avoided / Excluded:**
- Voice-AI scams — intentionally left out; already a full dedicated segment on 2026-03-14
  ("AI Misconceptions," Segment 12 with the Family Safe Word). Could return later as a fresh
  angle (the "jury-duty warrant call" variant) but NOT this show.

**Open / Pending:**
- Date SET: Saturday, May 30, 2026.
- Decide host's own "best invention" pick (smartphone crowd-pleaser vs. lithium-ion
  contrarian angle).
- Segment 3 is news-dated — if the show slips a week, refresh the Segment 3 items.

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## INFRASTRUCTURE NOTES
- Draft built from Howard's topic list + existing show-prep format (matched to
  2026-04-18 "Tech That Makes Life Fun" layout)
- Segment 3 + fresh hooks added by Mike (via Claude) on 2026-05-30 from live web research
  (see Sources). Segments 1 & 2 are Howard's original work, preserved.
- Prepped: May 29, 2026 (Howard, Segments 1-2) / expanded May 30, 2026 (Mike, Segment 3)
- Show date: Saturday, May 30, 2026
