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From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand my intentions?

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Computer running slow?

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Boing!

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Caught a virus?

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Does your computer seem to have a life of its own?

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Malfunction.

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Me getting good.

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The computer guru is here.

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My God, you're here!

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Call in now.

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751-1041.

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That's 751-1041.

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Now, it's Mike Swanson, your computer guru.

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On 104.1 The Truth.

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I'm in for a juice-ass news talk, FM.

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Hello and welcome to the Computer Guru Show.

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My name's Mike.

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Here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a real person in the process.

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Today is September 10th, 2011.

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Now, I was thinking back on the way down here.

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I was thinking, you know, my mom used to tell me that, you know, you always remembered where you were when Kennedy was shot.

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Right.

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Or when man landed on the moon.

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Right.

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These are moments, landmark moments.

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Where you remember for the rest of your life everything about that moment when you heard about it.

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Okay.

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So I was thinking about, where was I when I heard about September 11th, 2001?

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And I was sitting at the left turn light at Campbell and Speedway on my way to work.

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And my dad called me and he said, are you near a TV?

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You should, you know, somebody flew a plane into a building.

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And, you know, my dad and I are big aviation buffs, right?

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We always talk.

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We talk about airplanes and such.

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And we thought, at least initially, at the time that he called me, it was similar to when, you know, there was a long time ago, there was a plane that crashed in the Empire State Building.

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So we thought, well, wow, how do you manage to do something like that?

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Right, right.

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And so by the time I got to work, you know, everybody's sitting in front of a TV.

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And that's when the second tower got hit.

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And so it was suddenly a very different feeling for me.

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Because initially it was just, this is just tragic that somebody would, you know, inadvertently fly into a building like that.

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And that's terrible for all the people that lost their lives.

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But then to, then once you knew that something was going on, that there was something else going on, that the mood changed dramatically.

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And I remember going outside and it was just so silent.

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And there was no cars.

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There was no, definitely no planes.

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You know, everything was just.

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Shut down.

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And it was a very surreal day for me.

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You know, and watching that.

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And I'm sure for everyone.

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You know, to be able to watch that and just.

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It's just amazing.

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And so my tribute, at least to the 10th anniversary of the September 11th, is to remind people that, you know, we are a great country.

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And we are a wonderful people.

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And there may be, you know, there are things that we don't do right on a global scale.

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There may be things where we don't make the best decisions.

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But we are fantastic people.

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And we should never forget to honor the people that have fought and died for us and to keep us safe.

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And just to remember that, you know, in spite of tragedy, we are what makes America great.

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You know, each and every one of us.

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We are the ones that continue to go on.

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That smile.

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That remember.

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Endure through it all.

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Just remember that, you know, you are the greatness.

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And make sure that whatever you do on a daily basis is being more of that.

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Every day I live my life trying to be a better person than I was yesterday.

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And so I just urge people to do that in their own lives as far as, you know, if you want to have a wonderful life.

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And even though my life isn't, you know, isn't all daffodils, right, you know, you know, I'm happy with who I am because I work very hard to make sure that I am better than I was yesterday.

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And then I was 10 years ago, I was full of anger and resentment and rage about tomorrow.

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And, you know, it's now I look at it very differently.

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You know, I've had the opportunity to mature a little over the last 10 years and to say, well.

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This is just an opportunity for us to be better.

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So please observe your September 11th, you know, whatever you're doing for this day.

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I urge you to reflect back on what you were 10 years ago.

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And I hope that you're a better person today, not simply because of it, just as a reminder of that.

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Go out and do something for the community tomorrow.

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You know, go out there and, you know, just show your support a little bit, you know.

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Or just, you know.

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Thank an officer or a fireman that, you know, because these are the guys that they're the heroes of September 11th.

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So, you know, I mean, I was in the Army, but I'm not a hero of September 11th by no means.

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These firefighters and cops and all these guys, even though they weren't over in New York, maybe.

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First responders are the ones that have to live with this on a daily basis, and especially right now.

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You think about what they're doing right now in New York.

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I mean, that place is on lockdown.

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With keeping us safe.

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And if you just want to find something else to do, for you to do your good deed for the day tomorrow,

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there are actually lots of things that are going on.

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One of our listeners, they're actually doing a blood drive tomorrow from noon to 4.

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It's a September 11th blood drive.

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It's going to be at 250 West Speedway Boulevard.

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The people that are doing it is the United Blood Services Muslims for Life.

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So I think that's very cool that they're doing a blood drive.

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And anybody who gives blood will be put in for a $1,000 shopping spree with Schmidt Jewelers.

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So little things like that, I know you shouldn't do it just for the shopping spree.

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You should do it because you want to do it.

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So you want to give some blood, give back to the community, people who need it.

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That's an option for you to do that.

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It would be great.

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And the blood bank is always looking for people to give up the goods.

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It's always in need.

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So if you have the opportunity, go down and check them out tomorrow.

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I'm done being somber.

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We've got to end the somberness here because, you know, that's not what this show is about.

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It's not supposed to be sad and reflective.

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Let's go ahead and take a call here.

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Oh, Lionel, how are you doing?

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I'm sorry, who?

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Me?

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I didn't hear my name.

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Oh, I didn't hit the button properly, I guess.

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Well, there you go.

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Anyway, your opening comments were spot on.

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I appreciate it.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm calling about smartphone security.

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Have you guys downloaded?

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Checked out any of the mobile Droid apps that are available on the market like My Lookout or the AVG one or any of those?

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I use the Lookout mobile security on my phone.

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And that's the one that I like.

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And to me, it seems to do the job just fine.

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It doesn't slow down your phone at all very much?

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Not that I can notice.

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And it seems to do most of its stuff only at when you access a certain application or when you install the application.

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or when you first start up the phone.

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So everything in between, it's not doing much.

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Right, and you're definitely pleased with it then.

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It works for me.

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And I like it because it gives me the opportunity to do the remote wipe,

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the location of my phone if I lose it.

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Right.

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Which is the primary reason I installed the application in the first place.

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Butterfingers, huh?

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Well, you know, I tend to leave things.

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Yeah, right.

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Laptops and phones and my keys everywhere.

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There you go.

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Because it turns the phone on.

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Right, it turns the phone on like today.

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So, yes, I put that on there mainly because I wanted something to keep track of the phone.

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Right, right.

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And as a side note, it does, you know, the privacy screening

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and the basic antivirus on the phone as well, which is kind of nice.

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Thanks for the information.

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Thanks for the call.

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I appreciate it.

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If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041,

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we'll see what we can do to help you out with whatever technology issues you may be having.

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But, Raynal.

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Yes.

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Do you remember what we can get?

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Because I see right now.

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I'm Ray.

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I'm a goody-go-money machine, but I do have some news.

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Things I can talk about off the top of my head.

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Yeah.

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Hey, if you guys have an extra $40,000 laying around and you want to buy a pair of shoes,

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I'm going to tell you what shoes you can buy because they're awesome.

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So that's pretty cool.

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And it goes to a charity.

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I don't know who would buy $40,000 shoes, but I guess some people are.

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Some people are.

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1,500 people are, yeah, I guess.

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So, yeah, that's cool.

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And that money is going to a fundraiser for people with Parkinson's.

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So you might be able to put the pieces together.

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I'll tell you a little bit more about that here.

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People are hacking cars now.

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People are hacking cars, yeah.

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I mean, they have to have physical touch with it, but they are hacking cars.

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Yeah, that's not for long.

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Pretty soon they'll be able to do it through ESPN.

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People are getting viruses via speeding tickets.

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That's awesome.

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That is interesting.

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We'll tell you a little more about that one as well.

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And, of course, there's always the new thing.

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You know, people are mooning Google TV.

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Or not Google TV.

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They're mooning Google street maps.

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I didn't know that they were actually mooning.

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Wasn't it just a full-on frontal?

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Full Monty.

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Yeah.

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Full Monty.

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So it has to be planned.

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So that's out there.

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I'll never get tired of those stories.

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So what else we got going on?

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Well, the other things that we're looking at is the droiding bionic.

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Droid.

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Droid bionic.

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It came out this week.

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Yes.

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And they officially released the LTE in Tucson.

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I know.

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I got that email.

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Very nice.

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I don't know what I'm thinking about that just yet.

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I had to get my hands on and play with it.

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I'm going to get it first before I can decide.

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Now, Crystal is out.

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And we got Ross in here today.

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Yes.

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Ross is here.

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And Ross is...

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He doesn't remember how my show works.

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He doesn't know the new stuff either.

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And so we're just going to confuse him right now.

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That's all right.

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So let's go ahead and do an outro.

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Let's get out of here.

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We're going to go to a break real quick here.

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This is the Computer Guru.

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See?

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See?

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Yeah.

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Got it.

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He's going to get it.

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By the end of the show, he's going to be a poor mixing expert for the Computer Guru.

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Then we're going to lose him.

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Yeah.

258
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Then he's going to be gone for the week.

259
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So, all right.

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We're able to...

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You're listening to the Computer Guru Show.

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We'll be right back.

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Call 751-1041 to talk with the Guru now.

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On 104.1 The Truth.

270
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Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show.

271
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You know what we're doing today?

272
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What?

273
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3 o'clock.

274
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What?

275
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I'm doing another Windows Basics class.

276
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Oh.

277
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All right.

278
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So, Windows 7.

279
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Introduction to Windows 7.

280
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So, if you're moving over from, you know, XP or Vista.

281
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Mainly XP.

282
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98.

283
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I don't know.

284
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If you're coming from 98...

285
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You get your own class if you're coming from 98.

286
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I actually had this gentleman come into the shop this week.

287
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He had an old on a brick of a laptop.

288
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And this thing, you could have hit somebody with it and knocked him out.

289
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And it had Windows NT on it, man.

290
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And I was like...

291
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He's like...

292
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Is this thing worth anything?

293
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Like, depends on if you're a collector.

294
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I mean...

295
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If you're Indiana Jones, it might be worth something.

296
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But other than that, no.

297
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If you're Indiana Jones.

298
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Nice.

299
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So, we're doing another class today.

300
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Yes.

301
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It's a Windows 7 Basics.

302
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Right.

303
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Basically, we're going to teach you everything that you need to know about the stuff that's changed.

304
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And if you're migrating from a previous version of Windows, we'll kind of teach you how to do that.

305
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Nice.

306
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Now, we know that there's no direct upgrade path from XP to 7.

307
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But we can teach you how to get your stuff over there and make it so that it at least looks familiar to you.

308
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And teach you about the new tools that are in it.

309
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Because there's...

310
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You know, one of the questions we get most often about Windows 7 is...

311
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Well, all right.

312
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I'm coming from XP, so I'm used to doing my defraggling.

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Defrag.

314
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And my other maintenance on a weekly or sometimes hourly basis.

315
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What do I need to do now?

316
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And the truth is, nothing.

317
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It's all automatic in 7, which is kind of nice.

318
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And there's just...

319
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The biggest change overall is the searchability of 7.

320
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Which is just pretty amazing.

321
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So, if you want to attend the class, you can from 3 o'clock to 5 o'clock today.

322
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It generally runs from, let's say, 3.15 to 7.

323
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You know, just because I don't kick everybody out.

324
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It's, you know, they continue to ask questions.

325
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I continue to answer them until people get tired and leave.

326
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Sometimes I could run on for hours.

327
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Yeah.

328
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So, it's $40.

329
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Come on down.

330
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We can teach you whatever you want to know.

331
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If you want more information, you can call Shop 304-8300.

332
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Or if you'd like to be part of this show,

333
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call 751-1041.

334
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We'll see what we can do to help you out with whatever technology is ailing you today.

335
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So, let's talk...

336
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I want to talk about these shoes real fast.

337
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Really?

338
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You're all about these shoes.

339
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I'm all about these shoes.

340
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These $40,000 shoes.

341
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,080
Well, actually, they're whatever their highest bid is.

342
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But, so, I don't know if you guys remember Back to the Future.

343
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Or I should say Back to the Future 2.

344
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There, Marty McFly was wearing some really cool Nikes in there.

345
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And, you know, they were lit up in colors.

346
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And they adjusted to his feet and all that good stuff.

347
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Out of lace.

348
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Right.

349
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Out of lace.

350
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Exactly.

351
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And it talked.

352
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I like the jacket myself.

353
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The jacket, yeah.

354
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Dry cleans.

355
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Well, no jacket yet.

356
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But the shoes are available now.

357
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So, these Nike shoes are only making 1,500 pair.

358
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And they're being sold to the highest bidders.

359
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eBay only.

360
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Well, a majority...

361
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A couple hundred are on eBay.

362
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And they're doing other bids, too.

363
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You know, in-person bids.

364
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But all the proceeds...

365
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This is what's cool about it.

366
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So, let's say somebody buys one for $3,000, $7,000.

367
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Like somebody just did recently.

368
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Yeah.

369
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$3,000, $7,000.

370
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Well, somebody's going to match that.

371
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The actual creator of Google is matching that.

372
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Up to $50 million.

373
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Up to $50 million.

374
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So, it's pretty cool.

375
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All the proceeds are going to Michael J. Fox's charity for Parkinson's disease.

376
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Which is really cool.

377
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He was on the Letterman Show.

378
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It was the last night or the night before last.

379
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I'm not sure.

380
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,740
And, you know, he talked about it.

381
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And he looks like he's doing really good.

382
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Even though he has Parkinson's and he can't really act as much anymore.

383
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He's doing really good, it seems like.

384
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,280
But these shoes are really cool.

385
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And they light up.

386
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They even do the auto-adjust.

387
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So, you know, you put them on your feet.

388
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You push the button.

389
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They automatically cinch up to your foot.

390
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No, no, no.

391
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The auto-lace is not in them.

392
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No, no.

393
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The band at the top.

394
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It does.

395
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,720
Oh, the band at the top.

396
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,420
But the auto-lace is not in there.

397
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The lace is not the lace.

398
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,480
But the band at the top does adjust automatically.

399
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,360
And they're rechargeable.

400
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It's the first rechargeable shoe that Nike has made.

401
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:48,900
Yeah.

402
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,740
Now, I think they went about this all wrong.

403
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:52,800
I think...

404
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,200
Because the person who...

405
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The people who made this movie big.

406
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You know, us.

407
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The people who watched it all the time.

408
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,620
Can never afford $40,000 shoes.

409
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,600
I think what Nike should have done...

410
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Because, you know, it takes them $2 to make a shoe.

411
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,480
Okay, this shoe, probably $50 to make this shoe.

412
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,560
They should have, you know, charged $400 for the shoe.

413
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,580
So, at least the average person can buy it.

414
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That's the reason the auto-lace doesn't work.

415
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,880
Is because they, you know, their sweatshop labor doesn't really...

416
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,720
They can't figure out how that works.

417
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,580
Well, you know, I think that would be really, really cool.

418
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,220
So, the average person, instead of making $1,500 of them, make $15 million of them.

419
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,980
And let everybody buy one if they want.

420
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Just pay $400 for it.

421
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422
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423
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No, no, no.

424
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Because, first of all, it's...

425
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,040
No.

426
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:29,380
No?

427
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,560
No, it's not going to work that way.

428
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:30,720
Why?

429
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,200
You got to think about it.

430
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,820
They're trying to raise this money for a charity.

431
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:34,200
Right.

432
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,640
So, they're doing that on a limited basis.

433
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,440
The opening bid for the shoes is pretty low.

434
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:40,340
Right?

435
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,520
Yeah, but what is going to...

436
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,060
And they're saying that they're going to sell nearly all of them on eBay.

437
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:44,720
Right.

438
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:49,580
With all of the net proceeds going to the foundation for Michael J. Fox.

439
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,840
I guarantee there won't be none sold under $20,000.

440
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,140
I don't know.

441
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,640
I don't see it.

442
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,340
I don't see it.

443
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,300
I mean, you get all these diamonds.

444
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,280
I heard people who have too much money.

445
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,460
You can give me the hoverboard, and then we're talking.

446
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:00,940
Oh, I'm in.

447
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,040
I want the hoverboard.

448
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,900
I'm in on that one.

449
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,100
I've been waiting years for that.

450
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,000
Mattel still says they're not releasing it.

451
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,060
Bunch of jerks.

452
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,200
That's what I'm telling you.

453
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:10,880
They're just jerks.

454
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,400
That's all they are.

455
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,960
If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041.

456
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,660
Let's go ahead and talk to James.

457
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,580
Hey, James, how are you doing?

458
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:18,540
I'm good.

459
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,000
How are you?

460
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,240
I'm doing all right.

461
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,560
I still want the hoverboard.

462
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,220
I'm actually, now that I think about it, I'm really upset.

463
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:31,120
That back to the future, I don't have a DeLorean that flies, and I don't have a hoverboard at this point.

464
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,600
Well, it's not 2015 yet.

465
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,480
Do you think they're coming with that in four years in this economy?

466
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,200
Yeah, I bet you can have one.

467
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,840
So what's going on, James?

468
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,200
I have kind of an old computer that I'm kind of trying to still keep running.

469
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600
It's an older Dell.

470
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,080
It has Windows XP on it.

471
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:48,420
Okay.

472
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:53,600
I'm talking like five years old, and it had like an 80 gig hard drive on it, which was completely full.

473
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,180
Right.

474
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,320
So I had a friend of mine that's an IT guy.

475
00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,680
I bought a 500 gig hard drive, and he, I don't know if I'm using the right terms,

476
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,880
he re-imaged basically my old hard drive onto the 500 gig.

477
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,860
So he cloned it, right?

478
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,020
Yeah, he cloned it.

479
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:07,320
That's it.

480
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,840
Put it back in.

481
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,620
It worked absolutely perfect for like a month.

482
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,300
Right.

483
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,360
And then all of a sudden, super slow.

484
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,420
I'm talking like the mouse doesn't even move without jumping.

485
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,820
And I got it to the point where I could, I don't know what the utility is called,

486
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,020
but in control panel, you can look and see what the processor's doing.

487
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:26,700
Right.

488
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,120
And the processor is at 100% all the time.

489
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:29,840
Okay.

490
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:35,580
So you either have an infection or you have some type of software that's really, really unhappy.

491
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:42,620
Well, you know, I ran my, I started it safe mode and ran my virus protector on it.

492
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,280
It didn't come up anything.

493
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,200
What virus protector do you have?

494
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,100
It's PC tools.

495
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,040
Okay.

496
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,580
Now, here's the deal.

497
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:56,000
If you get an infection, and this is true of all the antiviruses, but I'm going to make a generalization.

498
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,040
It's kind of a blanket statement.

499
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:05,660
And I will say that it's probably 90% true, is that when you get a virus on your machine,

500
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,540
let's say you get an infection, and you have an antivirus on there,

501
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,640
basically that virus becomes invisible to the antivirus that's installed on the machine.

502
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,780
Oh, even if I update it?

503
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,740
Even if you update it.

504
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:22,200
Because one of the first things that the better infections do, if we rate them on a scale of quality,

505
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,120
is that they go in and neuter the antivirus.

506
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:25,620
It says,

507
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,780
It says, look, I'm not here anymore.

508
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,820
You don't see me.

509
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,060
It kind of waves its hands and said, you know, you're looking for somebody else.

510
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,440
Yeah, there's even some new antiviruses out there.

511
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,560
Yeah, I've fixed the antivirus.

512
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:38,440
There's some new viruses out there that actually uninstall your antivirus and reinstalls as the antivirus.

513
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:41,540
Right, reinstalls itself looking just like the antivirus, but it's actually not.

514
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,640
It's the actual virus.

515
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,960
So, do you know when you get that process?

516
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:48,780
Are you near the machine?

517
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,060
No.

518
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:50,840
Okay.

519
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,540
So, one thing you're going to look at.

520
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:53,660
Okay.

521
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,440
If you can get the process list to come back.

522
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,860
Step again, where you can see you're 100%.

523
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:02,400
You can sort them by processes going into the process tab instead of the performance tab.

524
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:07,320
And you can find out which process itself is holding down all of your processor.

525
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:13,380
And that will give you a clue as to what's going on with it as far as if you can give me the name of the process that's holding everything down.

526
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,880
I can probably tell you how to fix it up.

527
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,100
Oh, okay.

528
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,300
So, do that.

529
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,160
And do you have another machine around or is this the only machine you have?

530
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,700
No, I've got another one.

531
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,000
All right.

532
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,280
So, then send me an email from the working machine.

533
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,600
It's a radio at azcomputerguru.com.

534
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,460
And we'll see what we can do to help you out.

535
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,340
Radio at azcomputerguru.com.

536
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:33,620
Right.

537
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,740
Or if you get it done in the next hour and a half, you can call me back and tell me what it is.

538
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:38,760
Okay.

539
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,460
All right.

540
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:40,800
Awesome.

541
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,260
Thank you.

542
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,020
Thanks for the call, James.

543
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:42,600
I appreciate it.

544
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,320
All right.

545
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,820
So, they're hacking cars these days, are they?

546
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,620
I hear, yes.

547
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,520
They are hacking cars.

548
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,980
Currently, they actually have to have physical contact with the car.

549
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,540
They have to actually get into the cab of the car.

550
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,400
And, you know, it's not.

551
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,940
Far from now, they won't even have to do that, though.

552
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:58,260
Yeah.

553
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:02,000
And you thought all you had to worry about then was stealing your change at the car washer.

554
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:02,520
Yeah, right.

555
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
They're going to be hacking your car.

556
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,760
Well, I mean, you think about it.

557
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:10,180
There's some cars out there, some of these new fancy cars that connect to the Internet wherever they go,

558
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,640
like, let's say, the Leaf.

559
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:12,380
Right.

560
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,620
With a car like that that's constantly hooked up to the Internet, you don't have to have physical contact with it.

561
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,040
You just have to really have a really good hacker.

562
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,120
And once they get it figured out the first time, well, they're done for.

563
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,140
I don't know.

564
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,100
What could you do by hacking the Leaf?

565
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:25,600
Make it possible.

566
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600


567
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600


568
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600


569
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:26,480
You can't make it prettier.

570
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:29,900
Careful now.

571
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,020
There's a couple all around in town.

572
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:31,640
They might be listening.

573
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,520
You can't make it uglier.

574
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,740
I guess you can make it to where, you know, the battery is constantly.

575
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,220
I don't know.

576
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,980
I have no idea.

577
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,520
I'm on vapor soon.

578
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,460
I have no idea what to do.

579
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:43,840
Start a Leaf fire.

580
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,120
A Leaf fire.

581
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,280
That's terrible.

582
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,420
No, I guess you can make it to where, you know, the car will open.

583
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:51,880
Yeah.

584
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,700
Something like that.

585
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,400
You can unlock the car.

586
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:54,840
I guess you could do something like that.

587
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,400
Hey, bud.

588
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,940
If you have an extra bathroom in your house that you want to rent out,

589
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,540
I'm going to tell you how you can do that here in a few minutes.

590
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:00,560
Fantastic.

591
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,840
Oh, that's awesome.

592
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,780
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593
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,120
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594
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,920
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595
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,800
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596
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,620
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597
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,340
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598
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:23,640
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599
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,480
Back to more of The Computer Guru.

600
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,720
On 104.1 The Truth, Tucson's News Talk FM.

601
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:36,380
You know, I've been telling people for a long time when they get a traffic ticket and you

602
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,520
get the email about it.

603
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:38,580
Ignore it.

604
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,720
You should be ignoring it.

605
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,820
And here is the reason why now.

606
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,020
Because before it was just because I disagree with the service method.

607
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,720
Right.

608
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,040
Right.

609
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,000
Now, it's because it's probably a virus.

610
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,260
Interesting.

611
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,480
It gives me a much more satisfactory reason to say.

612
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,780
You shouldn't open that email.

613
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,520
So now you get viruses from speeding tickets.

614
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,180
That's right.

615
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,160
I like it.

616
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,880
This is one of the downfalls of speeding.

617
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,640
You get a virus now.

618
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,400
Maybe it's the city's way of, you know.

619
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,640
We'll get you.

620
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,040
Yeah.

621
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:09,980
Fine.

622
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,480
You're going to pay that money regardless.

623
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,400
You know, it's not going to be to us.

624
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,520
It's going to be to somebody else to get the virus off.

625
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:13,700
Yeah.

626
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,040
We're going to get taxes from somebody else if you don't pay this parking ticket or speeding ticket.

627
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:18,300
Oh, man.

628
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,380
You know, speaking of speeding tickets.

629
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,620
So I'm assuming it's an attachment with an email.

630
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,020
Yeah.

631
00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,080
They're attaching it to an email.

632
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:24,400
Okay.

633
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,520
And it's.

634
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:25,800
It's stupid.

635
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,800
But, yeah.

636
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,160
It's just another reason that.

637
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,540
That you shouldn't open those emails.

638
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,080
Yes.

639
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,440
If they didn't have traffic cameras.

640
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,960
Right.

641
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,820
You wouldn't get these viruses.

642
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,960
That's how I'm looking at it.

643
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,180
Okay.

644
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,900
You're blaming it.

645
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,700
Blame it on the traffic cameras.

646
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:37,860
Yeah.

647
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,280
I don't like the traffic cameras.

648
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,520
Me either.

649
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,140
I'll tell you why.

650
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,820
I was moving last week.

651
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:42,140
Right.

652
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:42,460
Right.

653
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,020
So I've got this truck that I borrowed from some listeners.

654
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,540
Right.

655
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:46,920
Right.

656
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,940
Thank you, Tom and Mary Ann.

657
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:48,600
You guys are awesome.

658
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,160
Excellent.

659
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:50,380
And.

660
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,320
With a big trailer at that.

661
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,540
With a big trailer on it.

662
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,180
Bigger little horse trailer.

663
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm sitting at the light.

664
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:55,900
At.

665
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:56,340
At.

666
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,000
Broadway and Craycroft.

667
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,240
Right.

668
00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:58,600
Right.

669
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:58,900
And.

670
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,480
So you've got the traffic camera there.

671
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,820
I'm first in line.

672
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,460
Green light comes along.

673
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,540
I start to move out into the intersection.

674
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,760
I get popped four times.

675
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,760
Flashed.

676
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:09,760
Really?

677
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,120
Yeah.

678
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,440
And I'm like.

679
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,900
What did I do wrong?

680
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,540
I'm doing like six miles an hour.

681
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,080
Because the light just turned green.

682
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,160
And I've got this giant trailer loaded up behind me.

683
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:19,760
Yeah.

684
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,820
So you get.

685
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:20,860
What?

686
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,400
You get one of our listeners a ticket?

687
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:23,960
I told them just, you know.

688
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,520
I told them.

689
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,960
I told them that if they get any traffic tickets, it's not them.

690
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,440
So they can safely discard them.

691
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:30,180
Right.

692
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,560
Because it's me driving.

693
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,520
But, you know, it's.

694
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,060
Those things are so irritating.

695
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,440
And here's the other thing that really bothers me about them.

696
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,100
And I'm just going to go on a little soapbox rant here.

697
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:39,500
All right.

698
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,480
Is that the speed limit is posted.

699
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:41,960
Right.

700
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:42,280
Right.

701
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,160
The speed limit is.

702
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,080
Let's give an example.

703
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,080
Forty.

704
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:45,520
Okay.

705
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:45,880
All right.

706
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,860
You're cruising down river.

707
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,460
You got a 40 mile an hour speed limit.

708
00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:49,900
Mm-hmm.

709
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:55,600
That means that you have somewhere between 40 and 50 miles an hour that you can go.

710
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,540
And not get the ticket.

711
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,860
That does not mean drive 30 in the 40 zone.

712
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,380
And the more often the way that it works is that you got people doing 50.

713
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,560
And then they get somewhere near the cameras.

714
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,080
They slam on their brakes.

715
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:09,540
Right.

716
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,260
Do somewhere between 25 and 35.

717
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,780
Right.

718
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,620
Through the little zone.

719
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,240
And it's just such a pain in the butt.

720
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,440
Yeah.

721
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:18,180
I mean, if I was a cop myself, I was a cop.

722
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,660
I would actually go on the other side of these speeding cameras and just wait for people to speed back up.

723
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,220
Right.

724
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,260
Because that's exactly what happens.

725
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,520
Well, they should have one.

726
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,520
One that's sitting there ticketing the people that are driving too slow.

727
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:28,660
Right.

728
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,860
You're going 25 in a 40.

729
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,340
Yeah.

730
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:32,560
It's dangerous.

731
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,200
Right.

732
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,720
You're making people slam on their brakes.

733
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:34,960
Right.

734
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,140
Right.

735
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:35,900
For no reason.

736
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,320
Right.

737
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:36,900
Right.

738
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:37,880
It's just lame.

739
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,260
Stupid traffic.

740
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,660
You know, you think in this day and age there would be some sort of technology out there

741
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:44,720
that, you know, we could all keep at the same speed.

742
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,200
We should take a hit, though.

743
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:46,520
Yeah.

744
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,640
Pima County, you know, I recently just moved way out to the east side.

745
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:51,600
Way out in the boondocks.

746
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,040
So I am not in the city limits any longer.

747
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Right.

748
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,840
And there was a traffic camera over there on Tank of Verde near Houghton.

749
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,260
Mm-hmm.

750
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:58,600
Right?

751
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,580
It's gone now.

752
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,440
Really?

753
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:00,900
Gone.

754
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,720
Like the city removed or somebody else removed it?

755
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,400
The county removed it.

756
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Oh, okay.

757
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,300
Because people were angry about it.

758
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:07,640
Really?

759
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,580
They were saying, we don't want this camera here.

760
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,260
Get rid of it.

761
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,060
So the community got together and got rid of it.

762
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:17,160
So let's take a clue from the county here, from the people, residents of that neighborhood,

763
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,180
and I think that we should all just complain until they get rid of the cameras because

764
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:20,800
it's so dumb.

765
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,580
Or we could just hire some vigilantes and just go ahead and remove them ourselves.

766
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,380
Obviously, it's ticketing people for doing six miles an hour at a green light as soon

767
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,480
as you're the first one out of the gate.

768
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,060
Right, right.

769
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,520
Ah, so lame.

770
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,660
Are you done with your soapbox, right?

771
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,200
Yeah, I'm done with my soapbox, right?

772
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:36,120
All right, so tell me how I can rent out my bathroom.

773
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:40,500
Well, apparently, if you have an extra bathroom and you want to rent it out because you don't

774
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,560
know what to do with that space, or you want somebody else that you don't know to mess

775
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,440
up your bathroom because your teenagers aren't doing enough for you, there is a new app on

776
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,000
your smartphones that you can rent out your bathroom.

777
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:53,940
Now, apparently, I can't see how this has been a big issue in a smaller town like Tucson,

778
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,800
but maybe in New York City this might be important.

779
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,140
You know, maybe there's not enough bathrooms for too many people.

780
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,760
So you can get on this app and put your bathroom up for rent and with a fee, and people will

781
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,180
as long as you're home that you can let them in.

782
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:06,380
What kind of fee are we talking about?

783
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,440
Well, you can set your own fee.

784
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:08,620
Okay.

785
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,200
So whatever you want it to be.

786
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,120
You want it to be $10?

787
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,660
It can be $10.

788
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,320
You want it to be $200?

789
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,820
If you're willing to pay it, so be it.

790
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,240
You've got to have a really nice bathroom for $200.

791
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,540
A little boudet.

792
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,380
But, you know, I mean, it's this app.

793
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,360
I haven't checked it out.

794
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,020
But it's great.

795
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,300
It's called CLOO.

796
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,240
So CLOO, I'm assuming is how it's pronounced.

797
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,660
I'm not in.

798
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,120
Why would you?

799
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:31,660
I'm not in.

800
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:36,800
First of all, I don't think that I could walk into somebody's place and be like, oh, yeah,

801
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,380
I saw your bathroom online.

802
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,260
Yeah.

803
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,720
I'm here to wreck it.

804
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:45,500
Yeah.

805
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,340
You know what?

806
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,480
We should just hire Howard to go around to everybody's bathrooms and just wreck them.

807
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,640
I just can't do it.

808
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,160
I have a hard time.

809
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,160
I'm even when I go over to people's houses, like, you know, get invited over to a party

810
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,640
or something.

811
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,180
I can't use their bathroom.

812
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:58,760
Right.

813
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:00,900
It's just like, yeah, I'll wait till I get home.

814
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:01,540
It's totally cool.

815
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,380
I don't get it.

816
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,940
Well, maybe as a growing friend.

817
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,280
Who knows?

818
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:06,520
This is one of those things with technology.

819
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,080
Right.

820
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,940
It's gone too far.

821
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,500
It's a crappy idea.

822
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,180
Piss poor.

823
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,100
It's just not good.

824
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,200
You're done with your puns.

825
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:20,440
If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041, how much would you rent out your bathroom

826
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:20,700
for?

827
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,640
Just out of curiosity.

828
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,020


829
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,240
I don't know.

830
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,060
One billion dollars.

831
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,080
Wouldn't it be weird that you're just sitting there, the doorbell rings, and you're like,

832
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,260
oh, yeah, I forgot.

833
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,460
Dude's got to come over and use the bathroom.

834
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,620
What's the deal?

835
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:38,560
Well, it's just like that story we did a few months back about turning sewage stuff into

836
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,200
hamburgers.

837
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,600
I mean, this is just going too far.

838
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,640
Technology has gone way too far.

839
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,140
So I think we need to nip it in the butt.

840
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,100
No pun intended.

841
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,580
I think that's in the bud.

842
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Whatever.

843
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,040
That's good.

844
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:50,580
You use nippers.

845
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,280
Yeah, well.

846
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,000
On your rosebud.

847
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,040
On your rosebud.

848
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,660
On your rosebud.

849
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:53,660


850
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:53,660


851
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,180
Oh, man.

852
00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:55,780
That's just, this is wrong.

853
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,160
It's wrong in every sense of the word.

854
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,620
All right.

855
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,100
All right.

856
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,720
All right.

857
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,140
So we covered the Marty McFly shoes.

858
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:01,760
We did.

859
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,700
We covered the hacking of the cars.

860
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,200
Covered and renting out your bathroom.

861
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,820
Renting out your bathrooms.

862
00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:10,960
Oh, God.

863
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,740
What about the invisibility shield for tanks?

864
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:13,940
I have not heard of this.

865
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,500
What is this?

866
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:15,580
Apparently.

867
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,140
Ah!

868
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,360
I forgot to turn off my phone.

869
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:17,940
Oh, good job.

870
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:18,760
That's terrible.

871
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,180
That's me calling up.

872
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,880
See, that is radio foul, right?

873
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,140
Right there.

874
00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:25,020
So what is an invisibility shield?

875
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:25,460
What is this?

876
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:28,720
Apparently, there's a way that you can turn your tank into an invisible tank.

877
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,020
I've always wanted to turn my tank into an invisible tank.

878
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,120
You have a tank?

879
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,500
I do.

880
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,300
Oh, that's awesome.

881
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:36,380
Sorry.

882
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,740
It makes them look like cows.

883
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,700
It makes them look like cows?

884
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,780
That's a big cow.

885
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:41,540
Gosh.

886
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,420
I'm going to have to, we're going to post that on the website, but it's an interesting

887
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:47,860
story.

888
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,080
You've got to go into detail here a little bit.

889
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:51,980
I'm on the hook.

890
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,200
I'm on the hook now.

891
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,920
You've got to tell me.

892
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,420
We'll cover that in a minute, but we've got a break coming up here, so I need to mention

893
00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:56,920
the classes.

894
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,920
So if you want to be part of the classes this evening, from three to five, we're doing

895
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,460
an introduction to Windows 7.

896
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:02,820
Nice.

897
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,640
It will be at the classroom location.

898
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:05,680
What will I learn?

899
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,020
You will learn what's new in Windows 7.

900
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,620
If you're migrating from Windows XP, which is what most of the people that are showing

901
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:15,080
up are for, or they recently got a copy of Windows 7 and they just really don't know

902
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,820
what to do with it.

903
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,160
Don't use it as a coaster.

904
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:18,620
It's funny.

905
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,940
I talked to somebody this morning, and I said, so what do you want to learn?

906
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,440
What are you hoping to get out of this class?

907
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,060
What are you hoping to get out of it?

908
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,780
That's my standard question to everybody.

909
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,040
When they walk in, what do you want to learn today?

910
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,200
So I can at least hit exactly what they want to learn during the class.

911
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,140
Tailor the class to your needs.

912
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,520
Right.

913
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:39,740
And he goes, well, I got this Windows 7 machine because my old one died, and I really would

914
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:43,680
like some instruction on it, but I've just been using it in the meantime because what

915
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,200
else can I do?

916
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:44,500
Right.

917
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,160
And that's exactly what you should be doing.

918
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,580
Use it because you'll find out that it's not as different as you think it is.

919
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:51,800
Yeah.

920
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:51,900
It is.

921
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,900
It just looks more aesthetics than anything.

922
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:54,280
Right.

923
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,380
It's much like cars.

924
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,820
Right.

925
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,040
Right.

926
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,180
You know, as far as, you know, you go from one car to another.

927
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,320
They still drive the same.

928
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,320
It's still the basic mechanics are the same as far as, you know, you get in, you push

929
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,760
the accelerator, you turn the wheel, et cetera.

930
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,260
So that's where I messed up when I got my new car.

931
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,380
I forgot about where the accelerator was.

932
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,560
I always forget where the brake pedal is.

933
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,520
That's my problem.

934
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,840
Yeah, I know.

935
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,120
Wait, I'm supposed to stop?

936
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,800
If I wanted to stop, I wouldn't have gotten in the car.

937
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:21,300
That's all I'm saying.

938
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,060
All right.

939
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:23,080
So let's go and take a break, Ross.

940
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,620
Let's do it.

941
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,500
Let's do our thing here.

942
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,780
This is the Computer Guru.

943
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:32,080
So when we come back, we'll tell you how to turn your tank into a cow if you happen to

944
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,620
have one.

945
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:38,640
We'll talk about the Street View camera being graffitied and Apple being a little, they're

946
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,360
being a little punk about the Galaxy Tab.

947
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,580
It's just, it's dumb.

948
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,780
Oh, and by the way, they're finally getting flash.

949
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:46,640
Yeah.

950
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,560
This is the Computer Guru Show.

951
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,300
We'll be right back.

952
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,760
This is the Computer Guru.

953
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,420
Get any problem for any system solved by calling 751-1041.

954
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,580
The Computer Guru is on.

955
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:06,920
1041 The Truth.

956
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,160
This is on Snooze.

957
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,560
So if you want to make your tank invisible.

958
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,100
Yes, I'm listening.

959
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,300
The way that this works is it only really shields you from thermal view.

960
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,100
So infrared.

961
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:19,780
Infrared.

962
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,160
Right.

963
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,120
Nitrogen goggles.

964
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,320
Nitrogen goggles and such.

965
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,400
And it's pretty nifty.

966
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:24,900
Really?

967
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,140
It uses a series of hexagon tiles.

968
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:28,680
Okay.

969
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,300
That cover the entire tank.

970
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:30,740
Right.

971
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:31,980
And they.

972
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,140
Not spaceship tiles, so they don't fall off.

973
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,220
They might fall off.

974
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,620
I don't know.

975
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,240
But that's just wrong.

976
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:39,780
What?

977
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,880
They always fall off.

978
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,880
The problem is.

979
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:47,160
The problem is they're using 30-year-old technology in those old spaceships still?

980
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:47,900
You know what?

981
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:48,680
We're not going to go there.

982
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:50,420
You're going to get me all distracted.

983
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,060
I'm going to go on a rant.

984
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:51,180
Oh, sorry.

985
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:51,440
Okay.

986
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:52,400
I'm sorry.

987
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:52,920
I'm sorry.

988
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,840
You're an invisible tank.

989
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,120
Let's go.

990
00:31:54,220 --> 00:32:00,760
The invisible tank has these hexagon tiles on them that are able to change temperature rapidly.

991
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:01,840
Okay.

992
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,420
To match the surrounding area.

993
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:03,800
Right.

994
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:07,100
There's a camera on there that sweeps the area and says, oh, the stuff that's on the

995
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:07,760
other side of me.

996
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:08,380
Is this temperature.

997
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:08,880
Is this temperature.

998
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,120
And then it matches it so that it makes it invisible.

999
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,420
That is actually really cool.

1000
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,500
Or it can mask itself.

1001
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,540
Or it can draw with those pixels.

1002
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,180
Right.

1003
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:17,460
Right.

1004
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120
With each tile can change a different temperature slightly.

1005
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280
And you can make it look like.

1006
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:21,620
Like a car.

1007
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:21,760
Yeah.

1008
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,760
I just saw that video.

1009
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,980
I mean, it's a really cool video.

1010
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,200
So, I mean, you see it.

1011
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,300
And you see the tank sitting there.

1012
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,200
And then it turns on these tiles.

1013
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:29,700
Right.

1014
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,240
The tank.

1015
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,780
The silhouette disappears.

1016
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,820
And then the car silhouette shows up.

1017
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:34,300
Yep.

1018
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,480
And so now it just looks like a car.

1019
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,900
I mean, that's really cool.

1020
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,940
Now, I'm thinking if I'm a tank operator.

1021
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:39,700
Right.

1022
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,960
If I see a car, I'm blowing it up anyways.

1023
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,220
Right.

1024
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:41,440
But.

1025
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,260
What's the car doing out here where that tank's supposed to be?

1026
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:44,600
Yeah.

1027
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:44,900
Right.

1028
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,660
Wait a minute.

1029
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,580
Something's not right here.

1030
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:50,060
I don't know why you'd want to make it disguised as anything other than not there.

1031
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,000
There.

1032
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,300
Right.

1033
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:52,140
So.

1034
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,560
You can make it look like a camel or a cow or.

1035
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,500
Yeah, but why?

1036
00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:58,660
Because, you know.

1037
00:32:58,860 --> 00:32:59,340
Because you want.

1038
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,200
Well, yeah, that's true.

1039
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,360
I'm thinking that those guys in the tank are going to shoot anything that's out there.

1040
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,020
Right.

1041
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,680
It's a cow out there.

1042
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,380
They're like hamburgers.

1043
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,400
Well, when I drive my tank.

1044
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,220
I do have a tank.

1045
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Okay.

1046
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,700
Roll the tanks.

1047
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,580
It's a really cool game, I'm going to tell you.

1048
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,800
Anyways, when I drive my tank, I just shoot whatever moves.

1049
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:15,380
Right.

1050
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:15,540
See?

1051
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,000
See?

1052
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,900
That's why I'm saying.

1053
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,220
You just want to be invisible completely.

1054
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:18,860
Right.

1055
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:19,740
At least it can do that.

1056
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,360
Technology is interesting.

1057
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,360
It can do cool advertisement.

1058
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,500
They were advertising their own name on the side.

1059
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,100
That was cool.

1060
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,540
You can put on their sponsor by Goodyear.

1061
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,080
Something like that.

1062
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Just think invisible by Goodyear.

1063
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,320
Raytheon tank.

1064
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,220
Oh.

1065
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,340
So, some news in Apple.

1066
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:34,840
What?

1067
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,320
All right.

1068
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,940
Yeah, well, Apple's kind of being a jerk.

1069
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,080
Apple's being a jerk?

1070
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,380
Yeah.

1071
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:39,720
Okay.

1072
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:40,540
All right, so.

1073
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,260
Wait, wait, wait.

1074
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,580
Hold on.

1075
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,620
Jobs is gone and they're still being jerks?

1076
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:43,940
Yeah.

1077
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:44,500
No.

1078
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,700
Well, you get to say that again here in a minute when you say jobs is gone and this.

1079
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,240
Oh, all right.

1080
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,600
But.

1081
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:56,560
So, they've decided that they're trying to ban the Galaxy Tab 10-inch, the 10-inch Galaxy

1082
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,360
Tab from sale in Europe.

1083
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:58,980
Okay.

1084
00:33:59,180 --> 00:33:59,340
Right?

1085
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Because it too closely resembles the iPad.

1086
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:02,760
Oh, man.

1087
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,580
I thought we were done with this.

1088
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:04,780
Yeah.

1089
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:08,380
Well, remember, we talked about this a few weeks ago where they were saying, you know,

1090
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,820
Samsung's response was, well, there was a tablet in the Space Odyssey movie.

1091
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,240
Yeah.

1092
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,720
You know, how did you get the baton for it?

1093
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,520
And that was like 20 years ago, 30 years ago.

1094
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:18,060
So.

1095
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:24,320
So, apparently, there was a judge in Europe that said you can't ban it in Europe as a whole.

1096
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:24,740
Right.

1097
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,040
Right.

1098
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,500
You can ban it in individual countries.

1099
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,260
So, they got Germany to ban it.

1100
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:29,860
Really?

1101
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:29,920
Yeah.

1102
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,040
They're trying to ban it in Japan.

1103
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,100
Ugh.

1104
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,860
And the thing is, is that it's a tablet.

1105
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,560
So, this is how Apple does it, though.

1106
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,480
Apple, they don't try to go ahead and do direct competition with people.

1107
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,620
They just go ahead and sue people and get them out of business.

1108
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,460
Well, I mean, I understand that you want to protect the intellectual property rights and

1109
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,120
the et cetera, et cetera.

1110
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:47,280
But.

1111
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,160
But it's a tablet.

1112
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:48,380
Yeah.

1113
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:48,800
I mean, it's like.

1114
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:51,280
I mean, how much difference can you have in a tablet?

1115
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,540
I mean, really, how different can you make it?

1116
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Well, it's like saying the makers of my car are the Chevy.

1117
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,360
Well, my Chevy car should sue the makers of the Scion.

1118
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,660
Because, you know, they both have four wheels.

1119
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:01,460
And doors.

1120
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,520
And a hatch.

1121
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:02,940
And a hatch.

1122
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:03,480
Yeah.

1123
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,080
And door locks.

1124
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,440
I mean, that doesn't make sense to me.

1125
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,440
It's.

1126
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,140
You can look at the Galaxy Tab and you can plainly see that it's not an iPad.

1127
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,480
You can tell it's not an iPad.

1128
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:11,680
Right.

1129
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:12,700
And you can use it and find out.

1130
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,760
Yeah.

1131
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,640
It's Flash.

1132
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,620
You know, it has other things that the iPad doesn't have.

1133
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:17,160
Yes.

1134
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,720
I mean, I think that's dumb.

1135
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:19,300
Really.

1136
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,680
That to go out there and sue them over that.

1137
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,400
It's.

1138
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:23,220
Whatever.

1139
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,980
I mean, I understand that they.

1140
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,700
It is their intellectual.

1141
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,600
They're short on cash over there at Apple.

1142
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:28,900
Yeah.

1143
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,720
They're short on cash.

1144
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,460
They only have $86 billion in liquid assets.

1145
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,580
But, you know, you got to keep.

1146
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:36,900
Well, you got to watch the bottom line.

1147
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,960
They have more money than the government.

1148
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,020
Well, actually, last time I heard, I had more money than the government.

1149
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,020
All right.

1150
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,700
So, speaking of Flash.

1151
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:45,680
Yes, Flash.

1152
00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:46,040
All right.

1153
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:46,400
Say it again.

1154
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:46,940
Flash.

1155
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:47,360
Flash.

1156
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,420
Steve Jobs is gone.

1157
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,960
Oh, yeah.

1158
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:49,780
So, now that Flash.

1159
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,160
You know, Steve Jobs is gone.

1160
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,380
Now, Apple's getting Flash.

1161
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:52,740
Yes.

1162
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,100
All of the iOS devices are getting Flash now.

1163
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:55,480
Wow.

1164
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,760
So, all it took was Jobs to leave.

1165
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Yes.

1166
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:01,080
iOS 5, when it comes out, will have Flash built in, which will be nice.

1167
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,580
So, you can actually, like, use the thing.

1168
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,760
I'll believe it when I see it.

1169
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,160
Because, you know, they talked about this for iOS 4.

1170
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,220
It was rumored for iOS 4 and iOS 3.

1171
00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:10,620
I mean, I'll believe what I see.

1172
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,620
Steve Jobs is still there.

1173
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,160
Yeah, I know.

1174
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,740
But, still.

1175
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:14,840
He still has a big foothold in the company.

1176
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,780
He can still just nix it if he wanted to.

1177
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,060
Oh, come on.

1178
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,540
Come on.

1179
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:18,940
It's Jobs.

1180
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,900
He created that company.

1181
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,020
And over again.

1182
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Twice.

1183
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:22,660
That's right.

1184
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:27,580
So, it'll be nice to actually have some Flash compatibility with your iOS device.

1185
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:28,960
Yeah, it would be pretty cool, I guess.

1186
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,600
Yeah.

1187
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,980
Because, right now, you know, I spend a lot of time going, I can't do that.

1188
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,500
It's Flash.

1189
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:36,140
Well, that's one of the biggest things that, you know, I have a lot of customers that we

1190
00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:36,920
build websites for.

1191
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,920
By the way, we build websites.

1192
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,200
And, the biggest hindrance that I don't, the reason I don't pitch a lot of Flash websites

1193
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,620
for my customers is you can't access them on iPads or iPhones.

1194
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,620
You can on Droids, but not iPads.

1195
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,680
So, that's the biggest reason why I haven't pitched that many.

1196
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,460
But, I guess, now, I don't have that excuse anymore.

1197
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Yeah, now, you'll be able to pitch the right type of website.

1198
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,220
Yeah, now, I have to think of another excuse.

1199
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,120
Yes.

1200
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,560
Flash is a pain in the butt.

1201
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:01,860
That's the only excuse.

1202
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:01,960
No, no.

1203
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Actually, I'm finishing up this Flash website right now.

1204
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,900
It is going to be absolutely gorgeous.

1205
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,060
I can't wait to make it live.

1206
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,080
It should be live this week.

1207
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,520
And, then, next week, I'll be able to tell you guys about it and tell you the website

1208
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,740
so you can look at it and praise how beautiful it is and tell me how awesome I am.

1209
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,000
I am awesome.

1210
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,080
I am.

1211
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:17,080
I am.

1212
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,720
This website is amazing.

1213
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,100
I amazed myself.

1214
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:19,840
Really?

1215
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:20,960
Well, that's not hard to do.

1216
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:23,020
I have extremely low standards.

1217
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:23,440
Oh, look.

1218
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,120
My shoes are tied.

1219
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:24,920
That's amazing.

1220
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,380
I know.

1221
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,620
I have extremely low standards.

1222
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,620
All right.

1223
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,260
So, are you thinking about a new phone?

1224
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,740
I am thinking about a new phone.

1225
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,420
I mean, because the Droid Bionic is out.

1226
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,080
Yes.

1227
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,300
Now, the Droid Bionic, first of all, it's been hyped to no end.

1228
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:38,900
Yes.

1229
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,440
It has.

1230
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,420
It has been like a little...

1231
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:43,920
Nine months of their saying, hey, this awesome phone is going to come out.

1232
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,260
Right.

1233
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,640
And, they've been playing the hype game.

1234
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:45,980
Just like...

1235
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:46,140
Like Apple.

1236
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,120
They put one out in the wild and let it sneak out a little bit and they bring it back.

1237
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:49,560
Yeah.

1238
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,700
That's another rant.

1239
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:58,220
Just going off on all kinds of tangents today about how companies are making me angry.

1240
00:37:59,220 --> 00:37:59,580
Angry.

1241
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,080
Angry.

1242
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:00,480
Yes.

1243
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,900
I'm going to turn green and need a new shirt.

1244
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:05,160
But, you know, the new phone is out.

1245
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,000
Here's my problem with it.

1246
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:07,240
Okay.

1247
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:07,600
All right.

1248
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,660
It's got great features.

1249
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:09,220
All right.

1250
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,100
And, that's your problem with it?

1251
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,400
Hold on.

1252
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:10,820
I'm getting there.

1253
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,620
I have to build up to this.

1254
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:12,880
Oh.

1255
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,080
This is radio.

1256
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:15,640
All right.

1257
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:15,940
So...

1258
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:16,400
So, there's...

1259
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,160
It's got a great processor.

1260
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,060
Lots of memory.

1261
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:19,920
It's very fast.

1262
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:20,520
Bigger screen.

1263
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,980
It is beautiful.

1264
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:25,740
Not to mention the fact that it's got a docking station that turns it into a laptop.

1265
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:26,360
I love that.

1266
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,200
It's got full HDMI compatibility.

1267
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:29,980
Nice.

1268
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,520
You can hook it up to a nice TV or a monitor.

1269
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,000
Excellent.

1270
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:36,180
It's got all kinds of really nifty features.

1271
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:36,680
Okay.

1272
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,460
Here's my problem.

1273
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:38,360
It's $300.

1274
00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:41,760
That's $300 with the two-year discount.

1275
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,160
So, with the Droid X?

1276
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:43,580
No, no, no, no.

1277
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:44,500
No, no, no, no.

1278
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:44,900
No.

1279
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,040
No, it was...

1280
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,060
No, it was...

1281
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,080
It was $300, dude.

1282
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,200
I promise you it was.

1283
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,720
So, it's too expensive, in my opinion.

1284
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,640
All right.

1285
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,760
At least for me right now.

1286
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,180
Yeah.

1287
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:55,540
Oh, yeah.

1288
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:56,720
I don't have any money.

1289
00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:01,080
So, and then if you want the laptop adapter, it's an extra $200.

1290
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,880
You know, I think Verizon, what Verizon should do, our local Verizon stores, they should

1291
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,420
hook us up so we can talk about their phone.

1292
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:07,980
Yeah.

1293
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,640
And they'll praise it in all its glory and all its awesomeness.

1294
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:10,940
Okay.

1295
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,600
Well, we're doing other things that will be totally ignored.

1296
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,440
You know, you've got...

1297
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,960
You've got the docking station, it's an extra $200.

1298
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:20,200
The HDMI station, another $100.

1299
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:20,380


1300
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:27,720
And there's a broad-spectrum Wi-Fi adapter for it, which will allow you to wirelessly

1301
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,520
tether to a monitor or...

1302
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,200
Really?

1303
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,600
Yeah.

1304
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,640
Oh, that is awesome.

1305
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,760
Which would be interesting.

1306
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,640
But, you know, it's...

1307
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,120
I don't know that it's really...

1308
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,400
And it's 4G, so that also helps.

1309
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,240
The LTE, yeah.

1310
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:41,780
But I don't know that it's really going to...

1311
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,420
People are going to gravitate to it right now in...

1312
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:45,420
On Macs.

1313
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,180
On Macs, right?

1314
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,620
Because all you're looking at is, you know, an additional...

1315
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,360
You're adding 4G to a Droid X, you know?

1316
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,140
And so I don't know that how much that's really going to work with the public.

1317
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:58,100
You think it's just a Droid X?

1318
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,760
I mean, it's a faster processor, all these other cool features.

1319
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,240
I get it.

1320
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,220
But, you know, like the Droid X2 is the same processor.

1321
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:03,820
Yeah, well.

1322
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:04,260
Right?

1323
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,400
That thing bombed.

1324
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,520
Well, and it wasn't different enough.

1325
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,920
That's what I'm thinking is going on here, is that it's not different enough to make it so that it's going to be...

1326
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,580
You know, something everybody runs to get.

1327
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:18,400
Do we know what OS it's going to have in Gingerbread?

1328
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,560
Yeah, it comes with the 2.3.4.

1329
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:20,980
Okay.

1330
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,880
So, I mean, it's got the newest operating system on it.

1331
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,140
Right.

1332
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:32,080
It's a good phone from everything I see spec-wise, but I don't know that it really is going to make a big enough impact to really get out there.

1333
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,860
But speaking of big impacts, you know, you've got T-Mobile, or...

1334
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:41,360
No, I'm sorry, not T-Mobile, Sprint, that is preparing for a major phone release next month.

1335
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,760
So, it's anticipated that they're going to be getting that.

1336
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:44,900
Yeah.

1337
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1338
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1339
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1340
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1341
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1342
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1343
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1344
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1345
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1346
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1347
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1348
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900


1349
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,060
An iPhone.

1350
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:46,540
Oh, okay.

1351
00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:49,380
Yeah, for Sprint here shortly.

1352
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:51,900
So, I mean, yeah, I'm not into that.

1353
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,980
Sprint getting an iPhone?

1354
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,120
No, I'm not into it at all.

1355
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:56,820
Oh, really?

1356
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,160
Yeah.

1357
00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:00,480
I mean, come on, if I wanted a bad phone service, I'd stick with AT&T.

1358
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,840
Sorry, that was bad.

1359
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:08,780
You've got the nationwide plan, which is nationwide, except for where I'm standing.

1360
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,840
Except for my house.

1361
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:10,760
That's right.

1362
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,500
Or the every other word plan, which is my favorite one.

1363
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:14,600
That's the one T-Mobile.

1364
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:15,420
It was terrible.

1365
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,140
It is terrible.

1366
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:16,620
I moved to Verizon.

1367
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,100
You're such a sad, sad boy.

1368
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:18,500
You know what?

1369
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,420
I'm done with you.

1370
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:19,700
Yeah.

1371
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,760
All right, so here's what's going to happen.

1372
00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:25,680
When we come back after the next hour, you know, into the next hour here,

1373
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:30,280
we're going to talk about more things to make your life better, technology-wise,

1374
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:36,120
and also, you need to remember, tomorrow, September 11th, it's the 10-year anniversary,

1375
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:41,280
so make sure that you're doing something to be a better person and to make us a better country.

1376
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,700
This is Computer Guru Show.

1377
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:44,260
We'll be right back after the news.

1378
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:46,380
We'll be right back.