{"duration": 5325.575625, "language": "en", "segments": [{"id": 1, "start": 0.0, "end": 6.68, "text": " computer running slow has your machine somehow acquired a life of its own"}, {"id": 2, "start": 6.68, "end": 13.52, "text": " or do you simply desire a deeper and more meaningful connection be one with your operating"}, {"id": 3, "start": 13.52, "end": 22.04, "text": " system it's arizona's computer guru mike swanson and his show starts now listen in chat in and"}, {"id": 4, "start": 22.04, "end": 27.7, "text": " watch live streaming at gurushow.com want your voice to be heard call in with your questions"}, {"id": 5, "start": 27.7, "end": 37.44, "text": " and riddles the number is 520-790-2040 this is the computer guru show on am 10 30 kboi the voice"}, {"id": 6, "start": 37.44, "end": 42.519999999999996, "text": " hello and welcome to the computer guru show my name is mike here to deal with your technology"}, {"id": 7, "start": 42.519999999999996, "end": 47.58, "text": " needs and treat you like a person in the process 790-2040 if you'd like to be part of the show"}, {"id": 8, "start": 47.58, "end": 54.22, "text": " that's 520-790-2040 what are you laughing at over there there's a joke about master sergeants and"}, {"id": 9, "start": 54.22, "end": 57.68, "text": " coffee mugs and stuff it's fine okay you're so chipper over there"}, {"id": 10, "start": 57.7, "end": 65.16, "text": " i'm chipper chipper that's i tell me i'm telling you it's all fake well yeah because uh one this"}, {"id": 11, "start": 65.16, "end": 72.14, "text": " giant mug of coffee right here and secondly i was that was very not well the last couple of days i"}, {"id": 12, "start": 72.14, "end": 79.66, "text": " had like the flu or something and um i just forced myself to sleep a lot and take vitamins and here i"}, {"id": 13, "start": 79.66, "end": 86.94, "text": " am nearly human yeah that's really all you can do when something like that hits you i guess i'm"}, {"id": 14, "start": 86.94, "end": 87.68, "text": " trying i'm trying to sleep a lot and i'm trying to sleep a lot and i'm trying to sleep a lot and"}, {"id": 15, "start": 87.7, "end": 94.0, "text": " trying to be human be human yeah we'll see if i can remain human and nice throughout the the rest"}, {"id": 16, "start": 94.0, "end": 100.26, "text": " of the next two hours can you adult too i'm gonna try to adult adulting is so hard i don't like to"}, {"id": 17, "start": 100.26, "end": 107.26, "text": " adult though i don't think anyone does do i have to i don't want to no adulting not cool"}, {"id": 18, "start": 107.26, "end": 115.06, "text": " i know right this is really good coffee it's guatemalan apparently apparently yeah that's"}, {"id": 19, "start": 115.06, "end": 117.5, "text": " the little bag you said right on okay"}, {"id": 20, "start": 117.7, "end": 125.26, "text": " so uh let's go ahead and talk about stuff man uh stuff and things stuff and things there's all"}, {"id": 21, "start": 125.26, "end": 131.74, "text": " kinds of things and stuff that's in the news oh yeah there is yeah i mean all of it is sort of"}, {"id": 22, "start": 131.74, "end": 138.22, "text": " like it's doom and gloom today it's the whole world is just falling apart well i unplugged"}, {"id": 23, "start": 138.22, "end": 143.48000000000002, "text": " for about a week and i come back online it's like the world is imploding it's just caving in on"}, {"id": 24, "start": 143.48000000000002, "end": 147.68, "text": " itself no news was good none of it"}, {"id": 25, "start": 147.70000000000002, "end": 152.32000000000002, "text": " just stop watching the news i don't watch the news though i don't even watch tv"}, {"id": 26, "start": 152.32000000000002, "end": 160.66000000000003, "text": " at all it's the internet well that's even worse it's the internet yeah it's even internets yeah"}, {"id": 27, "start": 160.66000000000003, "end": 164.54000000000002, "text": " oh let's see should we do that should we do the call first and then talk about doom and gloom"}, {"id": 28, "start": 164.54000000000002, "end": 169.10000000000002, "text": " sure all right let's go ahead and talk to bruce hello bruce how are you doing well how are you"}, {"id": 29, "start": 169.10000000000002, "end": 175.22000000000003, "text": " this morning oh well i'm good until we get to the gloomy part well let's just talk let's just talk"}, {"id": 30, "start": 175.22000000000003, "end": 176.58, "text": " for a second all right"}, {"id": 31, "start": 177.70000000000002, "end": 184.04000000000002, "text": " on tv you often see the advertisements for a so-called fix-it stick a little"}, {"id": 32, "start": 184.04000000000002, "end": 191.38000000000002, "text": " uh jump drive kind of thing you put into your usb port right does that actually work what does that"}, {"id": 33, "start": 191.38000000000002, "end": 200.62, "text": " do if it if it does it doesn't so so uh it's just a hype is that what it is i mean it does some"}, {"id": 34, "start": 200.62, "end": 207.48000000000002, "text": " things it does like removal of temporary internet files it does uh some others basic cleanup"}, {"id": 35, "start": 207.70000000000002, "end": 214.50000000000003, "text": " type stuff on your machine and most often what we've seen because i've bought i've purchased a"}, {"id": 36, "start": 214.50000000000003, "end": 220.4, "text": " few of those and uh just to see what they do and most of them they're like hey look we've made your"}, {"id": 37, "start": 220.4, "end": 225.20000000000002, "text": " machine a little bit faster by deleting temporary internet files or otherwise modifying the machine"}, {"id": 38, "start": 225.20000000000002, "end": 229.48000000000002, "text": " in such a way to make it just a little bit faster momentarily and then there's an upsell"}, {"id": 39, "start": 229.48000000000002, "end": 236.04000000000002, "text": " so they're like hey you you probably want to get this particular you know off-brand antivirus or"}, 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{"id": 47, "start": 283.7, "end": 289.53999999999996, "text": " is there a way to clean that up so that they don't that they don't run as it terminate you"}, {"id": 48, "start": 289.53999999999996, "end": 295.64, "text": " know the stay resident program which version of windows are we talking about windows 7"}, {"id": 49, "start": 295.64, "end": 296.9, "text": " okay"}, {"id": 50, "start": 297.7, "end": 304.09999999999997, "text": " in windows 7 you can run something like ms config to to deal with that stuff um you can turn on and"}, {"id": 51, "start": 304.09999999999997, "end": 309.86, "text": " off different either startup programs or services just be careful if you're doing that type of thing"}, {"id": 52, "start": 309.86, "end": 317.88, "text": " um in windows 10 it's a different animal to do that um you change it in the task manager you can"}, {"id": 53, "start": 317.88, "end": 324.98, "text": " define which programs start or do not start um in that section at least for windows 10"}, {"id": 54, "start": 324.98, "end": 327.53999999999996, "text": " um you should never mess with the program if you're doing that type of thing um you should never"}, {"id": 55, "start": 327.53999999999996, "end": 327.68, "text": " mess with the program if you're doing that type of thing um you should never mess with the program"}, {"id": 56, "start": 327.7, "end": 333.08, "text": " around in the registry and any utility that tells you that it's a registry optimizer or cleaner"}, {"id": 57, "start": 333.08, "end": 341.76, "text": " is to no don't do it there's trouble okay last question and that is microsoft essentials is"}, {"id": 58, "start": 341.76, "end": 349.46, "text": " touted as a program to run you know for an antivirus and for a protection type of program"}, {"id": 59, "start": 349.46, "end": 353.76, "text": " instead of some of the others what's your evaluation of microsoft essentials"}, {"id": 60, "start": 353.76, "end": 357.09999999999997, "text": " essentials is okay i mean it's not great"}, {"id": 61, "start": 357.1, "end": 361.8, "text": " but as long as you have like malwarebytes the paid version of malwarebytes running then you're fine"}, {"id": 62, "start": 361.8, "end": 370.88, "text": " okay thank you very much all right have a great day sir you too bye that was easy yeah well for you"}, {"id": 63, "start": 370.88, "end": 377.8, "text": " i'm sitting here i'm like can't just clean up do some of that well yeah just clean up there just"}, {"id": 64, "start": 377.8, "end": 381.6, "text": " all the things that those sticks do that you have built-in utilities to deal with"}, {"id": 65, "start": 381.92, "end": 386.94, "text": " i mean so there's a free version of everything that"}, {"id": 66, "start": 387.1, "end": 393.38, "text": " they do out there in the wild i know we've been talking about doing like a useful utilities"}, {"id": 67, "start": 393.38, "end": 399.28000000000003, "text": " episode maybe we'll do that next week where we can get a list of tools that you should have"}, {"id": 68, "start": 399.28000000000003, "end": 404.6, "text": " to make your machine run better well that'll be nicer than doom and gloom that's for sure right"}, {"id": 69, "start": 404.6, "end": 410.84000000000003, "text": " well the initial thing i was trying to get out with the caller was that there it's like every"}, {"id": 70, "start": 410.84000000000003, "end": 415.92, "text": " time that you add a piece of software to your computer you're adding extra load so"}, {"id": 71, "start": 417.1, "end": 423.56, "text": " there it's sort of this this idea that if i install this extra software my machine will get"}, {"id": 72, "start": 423.56, "end": 428.84000000000003, "text": " faster and that's sort of not the way that that works it's the more software you take off right"}, {"id": 73, "start": 428.84000000000003, "end": 434.82000000000005, "text": " the faster your machine gets because it's a lighter system which explains why mine is so"}, {"id": 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and glee club and even the chess team only question i never thought was hard what do i like"}, {"id": 102, "start": 601.38, "end": 605.72, "text": " her or do i like my card spend every weekend at the renaissance fair got my name on my underwear"}, {"id": 103, "start": 605.72, "end": 610.86, "text": " welcome back to the computer guru show my name is mike here to deal with your technology needs"}, {"id": 104, "start": 610.86, "end": 618.72, "text": " and treat you like a person in the process 790 2040 just like mike hello mike how are you well"}, {"id": 105, "start": 618.72, "end": 624.24, "text": " good morning good morning sir and i hope you're feeling better and uh as always i love the program"}, {"id": 106, "start": 624.24, "end": 627.08, "text": " um i've got a windows uh machine i've got a windows machine i've got a windows machine i've got a"}, {"id": 107, "start": 627.1, "end": 629.9, "text": " windows machine that uh... i recently put ten on"}, {"id": 108, "start": 629.9, "end": 633.02, "text": " it's been working pretty darn good i'm pretty pleased with it"}, {"id": 109, "start": 633.02, "end": 638.1, "text": " uh... but what's been happening here recently have only had installed for about two weeks"}, {"id": 110, "start": 638.1, "end": 643.72, "text": " uh... there's a window windows defender uh... property comes up and says you are not protected"}, {"id": 111, "start": 643.72, "end": 644.76, "text": " and i did"}, {"id": 112, "start": 644.76, "end": 650.64, "text": " uh... which you had instructed before on the radio program you've said before you and the"}, {"id": 113, "start": 650.64, "end": 652.0, "text": " windows pen"}, {"id": 114, "start": 652.0, "end": 655.12, "text": " to disable or get rid of the malware bites"}, {"id": 115, "start": 655.12, "end": 655.94, "text": " uh..."}, {"id": 116, "start": 655.94, "end": 662.5400000000001, "text": " excuse me, I had the Malwarebytes Premium, and I took it off and then I reinstalled it."}, {"id": 117, 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is there a way that I can go in and find out?"}, {"id": 135, "start": 725.86, "end": 728.82, "text": " I mean, I tried scanning, and I don't see anything."}, {"id": 136, "start": 729.14, "end": 730.92, "text": " And the machine's not acting weird."}, {"id": 137, "start": 730.98, "end": 732.2, "text": " It's not doing anything unusual."}, {"id": 138, "start": 732.98, "end": 737.68, "text": " I mean, I would assume that if I had a virus, if there was something trying to keep Defender off,"}, {"id": 139, "start": 737.7, "end": 740.44, "text": " it would also try to infect my machine some other way."}, {"id": 140, "start": 741.14, "end": 742.12, "text": " Well, not necessarily."}, {"id": 141, "start": 743.5, "end": 748.06, "text": " But I don't think that this is an infection that's causing your problem with Defender."}, {"id": 142, "start": 748.18, "end": 750.06, "text": " I think that there's something else going on there."}, {"id": 143, "start": 750.34, "end": 751.56, "text": " You mean 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that's a pain in the rear, and I didn't want to go that route anyway."}, {"id": 153, "start": 784.58, "end": 787.84, "text": " If anything, I'd get rid of Spybot, because Spybot is sort of pointless these days."}, {"id": 154, "start": 788.48, "end": 788.68, "text": " Really?"}, {"id": 155, "start": 788.88, "end": 789.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 156, "start": 789.9, "end": 793.18, "text": " It used to be a good program, but it's..."}, {"id": 157, "start": 793.18, "end": 797.56, "text": " Well, I do have the free version, so maybe that's part of the problem."}, {"id": 158, "start": 797.56, "end": 800.92, "text": " But how come Spybot, you just don't like it?"}, {"id": 159, "start": 801.72, "end": 802.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 160, "start": 802.16, "end": 803.34, "text": " I don't think it really serves."}, {"id": 161, "start": 803.34, "end": 805.26, "text": " It doesn't serve as much of a purpose anymore as it used to."}, {"id": 162, "start": 806.1, "end": 810.72, "text": " It used 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171, "start": 839.08, "end": 841.82, "text": " You're only allowed to have one antivirus on the machine."}, {"id": 172, "start": 842.72, "end": 849.0400000000001, "text": " So does Defender then not conflict with an aftermarket, per se,"}, {"id": 173, "start": 849.26, "end": 853.58, "text": " I guess a lack of a better term, antivirus program?"}, {"id": 174, "start": 853.96, "end": 856.72, "text": " Because Defender is embedded in Windows 10, right?"}, {"id": 175, "start": 856.72, "end": 856.8000000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 176, "start": 856.8000000000001, "end": 861.7800000000001, "text": " And Defender will disable itself if it detects any other type of antivirus on the machine."}, {"id": 177, "start": 862.9200000000001, "end": 867.14, "text": " So you cannot have multiple antiviruses on a Windows computer."}, {"id": 178, "start": 867.84, "end": 870.22, "text": " Well, I had malware bytes on my 7 machine."}, {"id": 179, "start": 870.6, "end": 871.74, "text": " Malware bytes is not antivirus."}, {"id": 180, "start": 871.86, "end": 872.5400000000001, "text": " It's anti-malware."}, {"id": 181, "start": 872.96, "end": 873.24, "text": " Ah."}, {"id": 182, "start": 873.24, "end": 874.58, "text": " So those are two different things."}, {"id": 183, "start": 875.02, "end": 875.7, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"id": 184, "start": 875.94, "end": 878.0400000000001, "text": " I guess I'm confused as to what is what."}, {"id": 185, "start": 878.7800000000001, "end": 879.02, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 186, "start": 879.14, "end": 885.9000000000001, "text": " So antivirus would be something like Kaspersky, ESET, Avast."}, {"id": 187, "start": 886.46, "end": 887.62, "text": " Let's see what else we got."}, {"id": 188, "start": 888.62, "end": 889.46, "text": " What are the other ones?"}, {"id": 189, "start": 889.84, "end": 890.2800000000001, "text": " McAfee."}, {"id": 190, "start": 891.08, "end": 891.48, "text": " Norton."}, {"id": 191, "start": 891.58, "end": 891.9000000000001, "text": " Norton."}, {"id": 192, "start": 892.6800000000001, "end": 893.0600000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 193, "start": 893.4000000000001, "end": 897.8000000000001, "text": " Yeah, so any of those types of things would be considered antivirus,"}, {"id": 194, "start": 897.9000000000001, "end": 899.2800000000001, "text": " and Defender will disable itself."}, {"id": 195, "start": 899.7, "end": 903.64, "text": " So what's the difference in terminology or in actual theory?"}, {"id": 196, "start": 903.9000000000001, "end": 906.0600000000001, "text": " What is malware versus virus?"}, {"id": 197, "start": 906.5600000000001, "end": 911.1800000000001, "text": " So viral infections are they attack a different portion of the machine."}, {"id": 198, "start": 911.9000000000001, "end": 916.2800000000001, "text": " So they're basically self-replicating."}, {"id": 199, "start": 917.3000000000001, "end": 919.08, "text": " Basically, that's what makes them a virus, that they replicate."}, {"id": 200, "start": 919.76, "end": 920.0400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 201, "start": 920.04, "end": 924.48, "text": " And there's a few things that qualify as viruses these days"}, {"id": 202, "start": 924.48, "end": 930.4, "text": " that wouldn't be picked up by any anti-malware."}, {"id": 203, "start": 930.5799999999999, "end": 932.86, "text": " But there's a whole lot of overlap now."}, {"id": 204, "start": 932.9599999999999, "end": 936.9599999999999, "text": " So the anti-malware and the antivirus are both looking for the same types of things,"}, {"id": 205, "start": 936.9599999999999, "end": 938.4399999999999, "text": " but they're looking in different ways."}, {"id": 206, "start": 939.12, "end": 942.86, "text": " So basically, the antivirus protects the core of the operating system,"}, {"id": 207, "start": 943.36, "end": 947.4599999999999, "text": " disallows certain types of reads and writes to different areas of the machine,"}, {"id": 208, "start": 947.4599999999999, "end": 949.4599999999999, "text": " and is also looking for certain patterns."}, {"id": 209, "start": 950.04, "end": 951.42, "text": " That would be considered viral."}, {"id": 210, "start": 952.0, "end": 957.24, "text": " Whereas the anti-malware is almost entirely behavior-based."}, {"id": 211, "start": 957.8, "end": 962.26, "text": " It's looking for programs that don't necessarily fit the term of virus,"}, {"id": 212, "start": 962.56, "end": 967.12, "text": " but are looking for any program that's doing suspicious things."}, {"id": 213, "start": 967.28, "end": 968.48, "text": " Like Trojans and..."}, {"id": 214, "start": 969.64, "end": 971.9, "text": " The virus will get Trojans."}, {"id": 215, "start": 972.04, "end": 973.52, "text": " The antiviral will get Trojans."}, {"id": 216, "start": 973.74, "end": 977.52, "text": " It's things like CryptoLocker and stuff like that,"}, {"id": 217, "start": 977.52, "end": 979.24, "text": " where you've got a program that just..."}, {"id": 218, "start": 979.24, "end": 979.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 219, "start": 979.26, "end": 979.3199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 220, "start": 979.3199999999999, "end": 979.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 221, "start": 979.36, "end": 979.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 222, "start": 979.38, "end": 979.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 223, "start": 979.4, "end": 979.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 224, "start": 979.42, "end": 979.4399999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 225, "start": 979.4399999999999, "end": 979.4599999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 226, "start": 979.4599999999999, "end": 979.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 227, "start": 979.48, "end": 979.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 228, "start": 979.5, "end": 979.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 229, "start": 979.52, "end": 979.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 230, "start": 979.54, "end": 979.5799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 231, "start": 979.5799999999999, "end": 979.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 232, "start": 980.04, "end": 980.0799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 233, "start": 980.0799999999999, "end": 980.0999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 234, "start": 980.0999999999999, "end": 980.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 235, "start": 980.12, "end": 980.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 236, "start": 980.14, "end": 980.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 237, "start": 980.16, "end": 980.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 238, "start": 980.18, "end": 980.1999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 239, "start": 980.1999999999999, "end": 980.2199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 240, "start": 980.2199999999999, "end": 980.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 241, "start": 980.24, "end": 980.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 242, "start": 980.26, "end": 980.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 243, "start": 980.28, "end": 980.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 244, "start": 980.3, "end": 980.3199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 245, "start": 980.3199999999999, "end": 980.3399999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 246, "start": 980.3399999999999, "end": 980.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 247, "start": 980.36, "end": 980.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 248, "start": 980.38, "end": 980.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 249, "start": 980.4, "end": 980.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 250, "start": 980.42, "end": 980.4599999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 251, "start": 980.4599999999999, "end": 980.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 252, "start": 980.48, "end": 980.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 253, "start": 980.5, "end": 980.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 254, "start": 980.52, "end": 980.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 255, "start": 980.54, "end": 980.5799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 256, "start": 980.5799999999999, "end": 980.5999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 257, "start": 980.5999999999999, "end": 980.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 258, "start": 980.62, "end": 980.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 259, "start": 980.64, "end": 980.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 260, "start": 980.66, "end": 980.6999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 261, "start": 980.6999999999999, "end": 980.7199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 262, "start": 980.7199999999999, "end": 980.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 263, "start": 996.74, "end": 996.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 264, "start": 996.78, "end": 996.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 265, "start": 996.8, "end": 996.8199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 266, "start": 996.8199999999999, "end": 996.8399999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 267, "start": 996.8399999999999, "end": 996.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 268, "start": 996.86, "end": 996.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 269, "start": 996.9, "end": 996.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 270, "start": 996.92, "end": 996.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 271, "start": 996.98, "end": 997.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 272, "start": 997.0, "end": 997.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 273, "start": 997.02, "end": 997.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 274, "start": 997.06, "end": 997.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 275, "start": 997.12, "end": 997.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 276, "start": 997.14, "end": 997.1999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 277, "start": 997.1999999999999, "end": 997.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 278, "start": 997.26, "end": 997.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 279, "start": 997.3, "end": 997.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 280, "start": 997.36, "end": 997.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 281, "start": 997.38, "end": 997.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 282, "start": 997.42, "end": 997.4399999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 283, "start": 997.4399999999999, "end": 997.4599999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 284, "start": 997.4599999999999, "end": 997.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 285, "start": 997.5, "end": 997.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 286, "start": 997.52, "end": 997.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 287, "start": 997.5400000000001, "end": 1004.32, "text": " or something one of the flash player yeah uh i think it was and i i x'd it i disabled it and it"}, {"id": 288, "start": 1004.32, "end": 1009.2800000000001, "text": " came back like three times i thought and since then i think is when this defender thing has"}, {"id": 289, "start": 1009.2800000000001, "end": 1016.7400000000001, "text": " started well it may be i would look around i mean you can ask the machine what kind of antivirus it"}, {"id": 290, "start": 1016.7400000000001, "end": 1021.72, "text": " has on there if not you can schedule a point with us and we can get right well that's what i was"}, {"id": 291, "start": 1021.72, "end": 1026.18, "text": " going to say you guys are pretty booked up but uh i'll try the microsoft website first for the"}, {"id": 292, "start": 1026.18, "end": 1030.3400000000001, "text": " defender fix that you uh cited and if that doesn't do the trick then i'll give you guys a"}, {"id": 293, "start": 1030.3400000000001, "end": 1037.26, "text": " call what's your what's your phone number at your shop uh 304-8300 beautiful all right i got that"}, {"id": 294, "start": 1037.26, "end": 1042.28, "text": " what is it again so i can write it down 304-8300 thanks mike i appreciate it yeah that sounds like"}, {"id": 295, "start": 1042.28, "end": 1049.42, "text": " a commercial hey you guys have a great day bye see you and remember choose uh choose perfection"}, {"id": 296, "start": 1049.42, "end": 1055.46, "text": " auto works or death that's perfection auto works or death"}, {"id": 297, "start": 1055.46, "end": 1056.16, "text": " the choice"}, {"id": 298, "start": 1056.16, "end": 1064.8000000000002, "text": " is yours that's right thanks mike oh man yeah so the antiviral thing it's important that you"}, {"id": 299, "start": 1064.8000000000002, "end": 1070.74, "text": " have some it's very important you don't have more than one because the analogy i use is that"}, {"id": 300, "start": 1070.74, "end": 1079.6200000000001, "text": " there's a very specific place in windows that is designed specifically for antivirus to live"}, {"id": 301, "start": 1079.6200000000001, "end": 1084.96, "text": " it's this one spot where it can see everything that's going on within the computer"}, {"id": 302, "start": 1085.44, "end": 1085.92, "text": " it"}, {"id": 303, "start": 1086.16, "end": 1092.26, "text": " it's kind of like a lifeguard chair and the antiviruses know where they're supposed to live"}, {"id": 304, "start": 1092.26, "end": 1097.78, "text": " they're only allowed to be there and if they find anything else there their job is to kill it"}, {"id": 305, "start": 1097.78, "end": 1104.8600000000001, "text": " because they think it's fake or it's you know it's an imposter so let's say that you have"}, {"id": 306, "start": 1104.8600000000001, "end": 1110.24, "text": " very very aggressive lifeguards that want to kill any other lifeguard that's sitting in their seat"}, {"id": 307, "start": 1110.24, "end": 1117.96, "text": " And you try to, so you have two lifeguards there, and they're both trying to kill each other."}, {"id": 308, "start": 1118.18, "end": 1120.48, "text": " And meanwhile, everyone's drowning."}, {"id": 309, "start": 1120.96, "end": 1123.24, "text": " I could see this as a reality TV show, actually."}, {"id": 310, "start": 1124.1, "end": 1125.1200000000001, "text": " Lifeguard Wars."}, {"id": 311, "start": 1125.88, "end": 1126.66, "text": " Season three."}, {"id": 312, "start": 1126.86, "end": 1128.74, "text": " So that's how lifeguards work."}, {"id": 313, "start": 1128.86, "end": 1130.66, "text": " And not only that's how antivirus works."}, {"id": 314, "start": 1131.1, "end": 1131.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 315, "start": 1132.02, "end": 1132.98, "text": " I don't know if that's exactly how antivirus works."}, {"id": 316, "start": 1132.98, "end": 1133.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 317, "start": 1134.5, "end": 1135.54, "text": " It's like lifeguard week."}, {"id": 318, "start": 1135.6200000000001, "end": 1138.14, "text": " I think we need more coffee is what we need."}, {"id": 319, "start": 1138.16, "end": 1138.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 320, "start": 1138.64, "end": 1140.5400000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 321, "start": 1141.2, "end": 1141.72, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 322, "start": 1141.8200000000002, "end": 1149.0400000000002, "text": " 790-2040 if you want to get your tech support in for the week on the newly improved two-hour Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 323, "start": 1149.18, "end": 1149.6200000000001, "text": " Whoop, whoop."}, {"id": 324, "start": 1150.3200000000002, "end": 1150.6200000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"id": 325, "start": 1151.7, "end": 1152.44, "text": " Why not?"}, {"id": 326, "start": 1153.24, "end": 1154.18, "text": " It was the coffee talking."}, {"id": 327, "start": 1154.18, "end": 1155.14, "text": " You can't do the whoops."}, {"id": 328, "start": 1155.3600000000001, "end": 1155.64, "text": " Why?"}, {"id": 329, "start": 1155.72, "end": 1156.66, "text": " There's no whooping here."}, {"id": 330, "start": 1157.3400000000001, "end": 1157.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"id": 331, "start": 1158.74, "end": 1160.6000000000001, "text": " There's no whooping in Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 332, "start": 1160.72, "end": 1161.0400000000002, "text": " Aw."}, {"id": 333, "start": 1161.8200000000002, "end": 1163.22, "text": " Just like there's no crying in baseball."}, {"id": 334, "start": 1163.3000000000002, "end": 1164.98, "text": " But there was Weird Al at the beginning."}, {"id": 335, "start": 1165.18, "end": 1166.5200000000002, "text": " There was a little bit of Weird Al."}, {"id": 336, "start": 1166.5600000000002, "end": 1166.98, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 337, "start": 1167.3600000000001, "end": 1167.94, "text": " He's awesome."}, {"id": 338, "start": 1168.1000000000001, "end": 1168.6200000000001, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"id": 339, "start": 1168.64, "end": 1168.96, "text": " We're going to take another break."}, {"id": 340, "start": 1169.0800000000002, "end": 1169.7, "text": " That's what we should do."}, {"id": 341, "start": 1169.98, "end": 1170.5800000000002, "text": " We're going to do another one."}, {"id": 342, "start": 1170.8200000000002, "end": 1171.6200000000001, "text": " We're going to do another one."}, {"id": 343, "start": 1171.68, "end": 1171.8400000000001, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 344, "start": 1171.94, "end": 1172.46, "text": " That's what we're doing."}, {"id": 345, "start": 1173.3400000000001, "end": 1174.6000000000001, "text": " I'm telling you right now."}, {"id": 346, "start": 1174.74, "end": 1175.2, "text": " Make it happen."}, {"id": 347, "start": 1175.44, "end": 1175.8000000000002, "text": " Boom."}, {"id": 348, "start": 1178.38, "end": 1179.1000000000001, "text": " Yeah, that'll work."}, {"id": 349, "start": 1179.46, "end": 1180.2, "text": " We'll be right back."}, {"id": 350, "start": 1191.0800000000002, "end": 1194.7800000000002, "text": " Whether you're dealing with hardware installation or, heaven forbid, a virus."}, {"id": 351, "start": 1194.8600000000001, "end": 1195.0200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 352, "start": 1195.46, "end": 1195.8200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 353, "start": 1195.8200000000002, "end": 1196.16, "text": " No."}, {"id": 354, "start": 1196.16, "end": 1196.42, "text": " No."}, {"id": 355, "start": 1197.0200000000002, "end": 1197.3000000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 356, "start": 1197.3000000000002, "end": 1197.3200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 357, "start": 1197.3200000000002, "end": 1197.3400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 358, "start": 1197.3400000000001, "end": 1197.44, "text": " No."}, {"id": 359, "start": 1197.44, "end": 1197.68, "text": " No."}, {"id": 360, "start": 1197.68, "end": 1197.7, "text": " No."}, {"id": 361, "start": 1197.7, "end": 1197.74, "text": " No."}, {"id": 362, "start": 1197.74, "end": 1197.76, "text": " No."}, {"id": 363, "start": 1197.76, "end": 1197.7800000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 364, "start": 1197.7800000000002, "end": 1197.8400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 365, "start": 1197.8400000000001, "end": 1197.8600000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 366, "start": 1197.8600000000001, "end": 1197.9, "text": " No."}, {"id": 367, "start": 1197.9, "end": 1197.96, "text": " No."}, {"id": 368, "start": 1197.96, "end": 1197.98, "text": " No."}, {"id": 369, "start": 1197.98, "end": 1198.0, "text": " No."}, {"id": 370, "start": 1198.0, "end": 1198.0200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 371, "start": 1198.0200000000002, "end": 1198.0400000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 372, "start": 1198.0400000000002, "end": 1198.0600000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 373, "start": 1198.0600000000002, "end": 1198.0800000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 374, "start": 1198.0800000000002, "end": 1198.1000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 375, "start": 1198.1000000000001, "end": 1198.14, "text": " No."}, {"id": 376, "start": 1198.14, "end": 1198.5800000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 377, "start": 1198.64, "end": 1198.76, "text": " No."}, {"id": 378, "start": 1198.76, "end": 1198.7800000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 379, "start": 1198.7800000000002, "end": 1198.8000000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 380, "start": 1198.8000000000002, "end": 1198.8600000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 381, "start": 1198.8600000000001, "end": 1198.88, "text": " No."}, {"id": 382, "start": 1198.88, "end": 1198.9, "text": " No."}, {"id": 383, "start": 1198.9, "end": 1198.92, "text": " No."}, {"id": 384, "start": 1198.92, "end": 1198.94, "text": " No."}, {"id": 385, "start": 1198.94, "end": 1198.96, "text": " No."}, {"id": 386, "start": 1198.96, "end": 1198.98, "text": " No."}, {"id": 387, "start": 1198.98, "end": 1199.0, "text": " No."}, {"id": 388, "start": 1199.0, "end": 1199.0200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 389, "start": 1199.0200000000002, "end": 1199.0400000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 390, "start": 1199.0400000000002, "end": 1199.0600000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 391, "start": 1199.0600000000002, "end": 1199.0800000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 392, "start": 1199.0800000000002, "end": 1199.1000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 393, "start": 1199.1000000000001, "end": 1199.16, "text": " No."}, {"id": 394, "start": 1199.16, "end": 1200.0400000000002, "text": " No."}, {"id": 395, "start": 1200.0400000000002, "end": 1200.22, "text": " No."}, {"id": 396, "start": 1200.22, "end": 1202.24, "text": " So call in or chat in with yours."}, {"id": 397, "start": 1202.6000000000001, "end": 1204.72, "text": " The website, gurushow.com."}, {"id": 398, "start": 1204.96, "end": 1207.3200000000002, "text": " Tune in, click in, and kick back."}, {"id": 399, "start": 1207.68, "end": 1211.5, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show on AM 1030 KVO."}, {"id": 400, "start": 1224.66, "end": 1227.8400000000001, "text": " Mike Swanson, your computer guru, is just a click away."}, {"id": 401, "start": 1227.84, "end": 1230.4399999999998, "text": " Listen and watch at gurushow.com."}, {"id": 402, "start": 1230.8, "end": 1232.6399999999999, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 403, "start": 1233.3799999999999, "end": 1238.54, "text": " For our next story, we're going to go ahead and talk about the obviousness of this."}, {"id": 404, "start": 1239.72, "end": 1245.6, "text": " 74% of Netflix subscribers would rather cancel their subscription than see ads."}, {"id": 405, "start": 1246.22, "end": 1247.3999999999999, "text": " That's very high."}, {"id": 406, "start": 1247.56, "end": 1248.26, "text": " Well, duh."}, {"id": 407, "start": 1248.9199999999998, "end": 1250.84, "text": " The whole reason you pay for Netflix is you..."}, {"id": 408, "start": 1251.6, "end": 1252.34, "text": " Yeah, I..."}, {"id": 409, "start": 1252.34, "end": 1254.26, "text": " You know why I pay for Netflix?"}, {"id": 410, "start": 1255.1999999999998, "end": 1256.04, "text": " I used to pay for Netflix."}, {"id": 411, "start": 1256.04, "end": 1257.4399999999998, "text": " You know why I used to pay for Netflix?"}, {"id": 412, "start": 1257.84, "end": 1260.12, "text": " I used to pay for Netflix because Hulu sucks."}, {"id": 413, "start": 1260.6799999999998, "end": 1261.08, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"id": 414, "start": 1261.48, "end": 1264.3, "text": " And Hulu plays ads, and they charge you money."}, {"id": 415, "start": 1265.8799999999999, "end": 1266.86, "text": " That's dumb."}, {"id": 416, "start": 1267.34, "end": 1267.6599999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 417, "start": 1268.08, "end": 1270.74, "text": " And if you're going to charge me money, I don't want to see a commercial ever."}, {"id": 418, "start": 1271.78, "end": 1273.48, "text": " And that's 74%."}, {"id": 419, "start": 1273.48, "end": 1276.3799999999999, "text": " Actually, 90% said that they would cancel their subscription."}, {"id": 420, "start": 1277.82, "end": 1281.8799999999999, "text": " But then they added some extra qualifiers like, well, what if we just charged you a dollar more?"}, {"id": 421, "start": 1282.6399999999999, "end": 1283.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 422, "start": 1283.28, "end": 1285.1, "text": " And they're like, all right, fine."}, {"id": 423, "start": 1285.1, "end": 1287.82, "text": " So 74% would be like, all right, I'll pay it."}, {"id": 424, "start": 1287.82, "end": 1288.46, "text": " I'll pay you an extra dollar."}, {"id": 425, "start": 1289.8999999999999, "end": 1291.98, "text": " Or I will cancel."}, {"id": 426, "start": 1293.1399999999999, "end": 1295.04, "text": " There's so many other options out there now."}, {"id": 427, "start": 1295.9399999999998, "end": 1296.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 428, "start": 1296.28, "end": 1297.96, "text": " Netflix isn't the only one anymore."}, {"id": 429, "start": 1298.3, "end": 1299.72, "text": " I think people are just tired of it."}, {"id": 430, "start": 1300.3799999999999, "end": 1304.28, "text": " You know, you get hammered with advertising everywhere."}, {"id": 431, "start": 1305.1599999999999, "end": 1307.6399999999999, "text": " And it's just irritating."}, {"id": 432, "start": 1308.2, "end": 1311.98, "text": " It's not even like the ads are any good, right?"}, {"id": 433, "start": 1311.98, "end": 1316.2, "text": " At least at a time, I remember I used to enjoy watching..."}, {"id": 434, "start": 1316.2, "end": 1317.36, "text": " I used to enjoy seeing the commercials."}, {"id": 435, "start": 1317.82, "end": 1320.1399999999999, "text": " Just because I wanted to see how people were advertising."}, {"id": 436, "start": 1320.56, "end": 1322.4199999999998, "text": " I was an advertising major in college."}, {"id": 437, "start": 1322.4199999999998, "end": 1329.28, "text": " But, you know, I really enjoyed seeing how people present themselves."}, {"id": 438, "start": 1330.36, "end": 1332.8999999999999, "text": " And now it's just, it's so dumb."}, {"id": 439, "start": 1333.8799999999999, "end": 1338.6799999999998, "text": " Well, and then on top of that, you've got product placement all over in the show anyway."}, {"id": 440, "start": 1339.2, "end": 1339.54, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 441, "start": 1339.6599999999999, "end": 1341.82, "text": " And sometimes it's really obvious."}, {"id": 442, "start": 1342.12, "end": 1347.6399999999999, "text": " I wouldn't mind them doing sort of like the, you know, 1940s, 1950s."}, {"id": 443, "start": 1347.82, "end": 1352.1, "text": " Radio and TV ads where they had live mentions."}, {"id": 444, "start": 1352.3, "end": 1352.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 445, "start": 1352.9199999999998, "end": 1353.1599999999999, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 446, "start": 1353.2, "end": 1355.1799999999998, "text": " Where they just brought up and said,"}, {"id": 447, "start": 1355.1799999999998, "end": 1357.1799999999998, "text": " Hey, let's..."}, {"id": 448, "start": 1358.1399999999999, "end": 1360.72, "text": " This episode is brought to you by this particular thing."}, {"id": 449, "start": 1360.84, "end": 1362.08, "text": " By the people."}, {"id": 450, "start": 1362.22, "end": 1365.34, "text": " Rather than doing this separated commercial break."}, {"id": 451, "start": 1365.52, "end": 1370.48, "text": " That's what really they're going to have to go back to if they want to avoid things like ad blockers."}, {"id": 452, "start": 1370.9399999999998, "end": 1372.78, "text": " Because ad blockers are really good."}, {"id": 453, "start": 1373.8799999999999, "end": 1374.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 454, "start": 1374.34, "end": 1375.6599999999999, "text": " And there's some ads that are good."}, {"id": 455, "start": 1377.82, "end": 1378.86, "text": " Y'all right there?"}, {"id": 456, "start": 1379.58, "end": 1379.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 457, "start": 1380.08, "end": 1380.7, "text": " Yeah, I'm all right."}, {"id": 458, "start": 1380.7, "end": 1381.54, "text": " There's some ads."}, {"id": 459, "start": 1381.7, "end": 1383.54, "text": " I do enjoy watching some commercials."}, {"id": 460, "start": 1383.74, "end": 1386.72, "text": " But most of them I enjoy are not made in America."}, {"id": 461, "start": 1387.6599999999999, "end": 1387.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 462, "start": 1387.8799999999999, "end": 1393.1799999999998, "text": " There are other countries' commercials and they're way funnier because they don't have FCC rules."}, {"id": 463, "start": 1393.1799999999998, "end": 1398.12, "text": " Well, I think that they're, you know, at least here, everyone has to be worrying about,"}, {"id": 464, "start": 1398.26, "end": 1401.4199999999998, "text": " Well, which group am I going to offend this week with my commercial?"}, {"id": 465, "start": 1402.1399999999999, "end": 1404.74, "text": " And there's less of that in other countries."}, {"id": 466, "start": 1404.96, "end": 1406.06, "text": " I'm just going to go ahead and say it."}, {"id": 467, "start": 1406.08, "end": 1407.08, "text": " Japanese commercials."}, {"id": 468, "start": 1407.46, "end": 1407.8, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"id": 469, "start": 1407.8, "end": 1408.22, "text": " Oh, my gosh."}, {"id": 470, "start": 1408.3999999999999, "end": 1409.56, "text": " Best commercials ever."}, {"id": 471, "start": 1410.52, "end": 1411.74, "text": " That is a weird place."}, {"id": 472, "start": 1411.84, "end": 1412.98, "text": " It's so awesome, though."}, {"id": 473, "start": 1414.24, "end": 1415.04, "text": " So awesome."}, {"id": 474, "start": 1415.06, "end": 1415.6399999999999, "text": " Let's talk to Charles."}, {"id": 475, "start": 1415.76, "end": 1416.1399999999999, "text": " Hello, Charles."}, {"id": 476, "start": 1416.18, "end": 1416.5, "text": " How are you?"}, {"id": 477, "start": 1417.12, "end": 1418.68, "text": " I just want to agree with Tara."}, {"id": 478, "start": 1418.8999999999999, "end": 1426.3999999999999, "text": " I think what this does is it presents an opportunity for people to create more interesting, funny, and different commercials."}, {"id": 479, "start": 1427.36, "end": 1435.24, "text": " And I really like, I've gone to watching stuff on CBS.com because it has the commercials in it."}, {"id": 480, "start": 1435.78, "end": 1437.3799999999999, "text": " Because some of them are really good."}, {"id": 481, "start": 1437.38, "end": 1438.5, "text": " I'll give you an example."}, {"id": 482, "start": 1438.96, "end": 1443.46, "text": " And this is not on CBS.com, but the Budweiser commercials with the Clydesdales."}, {"id": 483, "start": 1444.0, "end": 1447.7800000000002, "text": " Some of them, the one after September 11th, the Bring a Cheer to Your Eye."}, {"id": 484, "start": 1448.38, "end": 1448.6000000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 485, "start": 1449.0400000000002, "end": 1453.64, "text": " Some of them are just really, I know there's bad commercials, but some of them are really good."}, {"id": 486, "start": 1453.7, "end": 1455.1200000000001, "text": " It's an American art form."}, {"id": 487, "start": 1455.46, "end": 1462.2800000000002, "text": " And I think commercials are kind of part of what makes us the capitalist society, successful free enterprise society we are."}, {"id": 488, "start": 1462.3200000000002, "end": 1464.14, "text": " And I think the commercials are an opportunity."}, {"id": 489, "start": 1464.14, "end": 1467.3400000000001, "text": " I really think we ought to be more."}, {"id": 490, "start": 1467.38, "end": 1471.38, "text": " If that's the case, there's a whole lot of wasted opportunity going on."}, {"id": 491, "start": 1472.2600000000002, "end": 1472.72, "text": " There is."}, {"id": 492, "start": 1473.0, "end": 1474.0400000000002, "text": " I agree with you."}, {"id": 493, "start": 1474.16, "end": 1483.0800000000002, "text": " And some commercials are just dumb because some advertisers try and tell you about their product rather than understand that the consumer only thinks what's in it for me."}, {"id": 494, "start": 1483.44, "end": 1487.2600000000002, "text": " If you write a commercial based on what's in it for the consumer, they'll actually listen."}, {"id": 495, "start": 1488.5400000000002, "end": 1489.0, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 496, "start": 1489.74, "end": 1496.5400000000002, "text": " You know, your commercials that you do, both here and on other stations, talk about what we do for the customer."}, {"id": 497, "start": 1496.5400000000002, "end": 1497.0, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 498, "start": 1497.0, "end": 1501.56, "text": " They're intelligent commercials, and they're okay, they're good to listen to."}, {"id": 499, "start": 1502.08, "end": 1505.82, "text": " They may not bust the creativity barrier, although some of them do."}, {"id": 500, "start": 1506.12, "end": 1507.54, "text": " The guru one does."}, {"id": 501, "start": 1507.66, "end": 1508.28, "text": " I love that."}, {"id": 502, "start": 1508.6, "end": 1509.46, "text": " You're the guru."}, {"id": 503, "start": 1509.68, "end": 1510.7, "text": " Well, I'm the computer guru."}, {"id": 504, "start": 1510.94, "end": 1511.6, "text": " It's funny."}, {"id": 505, "start": 1511.82, "end": 1513.0, "text": " I'm not a creative individual."}, {"id": 506, "start": 1513.22, "end": 1513.72, "text": " I know this."}, {"id": 507, "start": 1515.1, "end": 1516.48, "text": " You don't have to be."}, {"id": 508, "start": 1516.68, "end": 1520.22, "text": " You work with people who are or who can do that job for you."}, {"id": 509, "start": 1520.28, "end": 1521.68, "text": " Not everybody can do everything."}, {"id": 510, "start": 1522.26, "end": 1523.36, "text": " I understand that."}, {"id": 511, "start": 1523.54, "end": 1524.7, "text": " But I can fix your computer."}, {"id": 512, "start": 1524.82, "end": 1525.64, "text": " I'll tell you that much."}, {"id": 513, "start": 1525.86, "end": 1526.44, "text": " That's right."}, {"id": 514, "start": 1526.44, "end": 1526.54, "text": " That's right."}, {"id": 515, "start": 1526.54, "end": 1528.06, "text": " And that's what I care about."}, {"id": 516, "start": 1528.3999999999999, "end": 1530.8799999999999, "text": " I don't give a darn whether you're a creative person or not."}, {"id": 517, "start": 1530.92, "end": 1534.22, "text": " Personally, I care whether or not you can do a good job fixing your computer."}, {"id": 518, "start": 1534.6399999999999, "end": 1535.1, "text": " Yeah, Mike."}, {"id": 519, "start": 1535.86, "end": 1536.1, "text": " Pardon?"}, {"id": 520, "start": 1536.5, "end": 1537.72, "text": " I said, yeah, Mike."}, {"id": 521, "start": 1538.24, "end": 1538.68, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 522, "start": 1539.06, "end": 1540.78, "text": " I'm getting scolded for two directions."}, {"id": 523, "start": 1540.8799999999999, "end": 1542.44, "text": " You can work or hire creative people."}, {"id": 524, "start": 1542.76, "end": 1547.0, "text": " Look down the hallway at that office from where you are and see Jerry Cross's creativity."}, {"id": 525, "start": 1547.36, "end": 1549.6399999999999, "text": " He couldn't fix a computer to save his life."}, {"id": 526, "start": 1550.02, "end": 1552.0, "text": " He could barely use one when he started."}, {"id": 527, "start": 1552.12, "end": 1553.28, "text": " He's gotten very good at it."}, {"id": 528, "start": 1553.28, "end": 1556.28, "text": " But the point is, he's an incredibly creative guy."}, {"id": 529, "start": 1556.54, "end": 1558.76, "text": " That's who you need to do commercials."}, {"id": 530, "start": 1558.96, "end": 1565.24, "text": " And if we looked at that as consumers, if we looked at the artwork in them and the opportunity in them,"}, {"id": 531, "start": 1565.32, "end": 1570.76, "text": " I think bypassing a commercial is kind of a self-centered move."}, {"id": 532, "start": 1570.92, "end": 1571.8799999999999, "text": " I'm not criticizing you."}, {"id": 533, "start": 1571.96, "end": 1572.6, "text": " I'm saying everybody."}, {"id": 534, "start": 1573.24, "end": 1573.94, "text": " Well, and that's true."}, {"id": 535, "start": 1574.36, "end": 1581.8, "text": " The difference is that I think that the majority of the people that are listening to radio and stuff,"}, {"id": 536, "start": 1583.02, "end": 1585.98, "text": " the commercials are sort of valid."}, {"id": 537, "start": 1586.54, "end": 1590.62, "text": " It's a very acceptable part of what the radio environment is."}, {"id": 538, "start": 1591.1599999999999, "end": 1597.44, "text": " When you take that to the Internet and you say, people expect to see ads, right?"}, {"id": 539, "start": 1597.44, "end": 1599.1399999999999, "text": " On websites, they see ads."}, {"id": 540, "start": 1600.3999999999999, "end": 1602.94, "text": " Sometimes in their email, they see ads."}, {"id": 541, "start": 1603.3799999999999, "end": 1608.72, "text": " Where they don't expect to see ads is when you are paying for a premium service."}, {"id": 542, "start": 1609.78, "end": 1616.42, "text": " So that's what this particular thing is about here as far as Netflix has been toying around with this idea."}, {"id": 543, "start": 1616.54, "end": 1620.94, "text": " Well, hey, let's throw in commercials, and that will not go well for them"}, {"id": 544, "start": 1620.94, "end": 1629.28, "text": " because a lot of the reason that people go there to watch anything is because they're paying a premium to get in,"}, {"id": 545, "start": 1629.36, "end": 1630.3799999999999, "text": " and they don't want to see the ads."}, {"id": 546, "start": 1630.46, "end": 1632.0, "text": " They don't want to be bothered with that stuff."}, {"id": 547, "start": 1632.54, "end": 1634.54, "text": " But is Netflix a premium service?"}, {"id": 548, "start": 1634.68, "end": 1639.6399999999999, "text": " I mean, it's $9 a month or maybe $11 if you get the DVD service or something like that."}, {"id": 549, "start": 1639.84, "end": 1640.98, "text": " Is that really a premium?"}, {"id": 550, "start": 1640.98, "end": 1645.58, "text": " I mean, I look at a premium service as costing more than $35 a month."}, {"id": 551, "start": 1645.72, "end": 1646.5, "text": " I don't even look."}, {"id": 552, "start": 1646.58, "end": 1649.34, "text": " If Netflix is a premium at $9, who cares?"}, {"id": 553, "start": 1649.74, "end": 1654.1399999999999, "text": " Yeah, well, I think that the definition of premium, at least in the way that I'm using it,"}, {"id": 554, "start": 1654.2, "end": 1656.6399999999999, "text": " is anything that you have to pay a premium in order to get into."}, {"id": 555, "start": 1657.36, "end": 1661.24, "text": " And as an example, Hulu, you can watch for free."}, {"id": 556, "start": 1662.06, "end": 1666.3999999999999, "text": " But they also have an upgraded package with their premium service,"}, {"id": 557, "start": 1666.46, "end": 1669.22, "text": " which allows you access to other types of shows."}, {"id": 558, "start": 1669.22, "end": 1672.3999999999999, "text": " But at the same time, they're still hammering you with commercials."}, {"id": 559, "start": 1673.8799999999999, "end": 1676.26, "text": " Is there a skip feature in the commercial or no?"}, {"id": 560, "start": 1676.26, "end": 1676.5, "text": " No."}, {"id": 561, "start": 1676.54, "end": 1677.1, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"id": 562, "start": 1677.22, "end": 1680.2, "text": " And believe me, one of the most irritating things about Hulu"}, {"id": 563, "start": 1680.2, "end": 1682.46, "text": " is that that ad will play perfectly,"}, {"id": 564, "start": 1682.46, "end": 1686.78, "text": " but the show you're watching will buffer and just be terrible the whole time."}, {"id": 565, "start": 1688.3999999999999, "end": 1693.04, "text": " And the problem is that Hulu is owned by the networks."}, {"id": 566, "start": 1693.52, "end": 1698.04, "text": " It's a joint venture between the various distribution hubs."}, {"id": 567, "start": 1698.6, "end": 1703.52, "text": " So Disney is the primary owner of Hulu or NBCUniversal."}, {"id": 568, "start": 1704.58, "end": 1706.46, "text": " And it's just..."}, {"id": 569, "start": 1706.46, "end": 1712.66, "text": " They are really trying to push a model that I think requires some type of evolution."}, {"id": 570, "start": 1713.7, "end": 1717.9, "text": " And the music and movie industry and TV industry, in this case with Hulu,"}, {"id": 571, "start": 1718.54, "end": 1720.3400000000001, "text": " are really slow to adapt."}, {"id": 572, "start": 1720.42, "end": 1723.88, "text": " And unfortunately, Netflix is getting hammered from both sides."}, {"id": 573, "start": 1724.0, "end": 1725.3400000000001, "text": " They get hammered for their bandwidth."}, {"id": 574, "start": 1725.3400000000001, "end": 1728.8, "text": " And also, they have to pay a licensing fee."}, {"id": 575, "start": 1729.2, "end": 1735.44, "text": " And every year, the houses, the movie houses, are basically saying,"}, {"id": 576, "start": 1735.72, "end": 1736.3400000000001, "text": " you need to pay..."}, {"id": 577, "start": 1736.46, "end": 1739.14, "text": " You need to pay us more because so many people are watching your stuff."}, {"id": 578, "start": 1739.54, "end": 1742.64, "text": " As opposed to the same deal that the movie houses would make,"}, {"id": 579, "start": 1742.78, "end": 1746.08, "text": " they would have to pay less for more people watching as a bulk rate."}, {"id": 580, "start": 1746.92, "end": 1749.42, "text": " So it bothers me that they're getting hammered to the point"}, {"id": 581, "start": 1749.42, "end": 1752.8400000000001, "text": " where they have to consider adding ads, which nobody wants."}, {"id": 582, "start": 1753.72, "end": 1755.42, "text": " Have you ever seen the movie Demolition Man?"}, {"id": 583, "start": 1755.8, "end": 1756.2, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 584, "start": 1756.42, "end": 1756.64, "text": " No."}, {"id": 585, "start": 1757.08, "end": 1760.96, "text": " Where the head of Los Angeles takes a guy to a restaurant,"}, {"id": 586, "start": 1761.1200000000001, "end": 1762.54, "text": " says, I'm going to take you to Taco Bell."}, {"id": 587, "start": 1762.68, "end": 1764.22, "text": " And he goes, why Taco Bell?"}, {"id": 588, "start": 1764.32, "end": 1765.64, "text": " He says, because it's the only restaurant."}, {"id": 589, "start": 1765.64, "end": 1766.18, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 590, "start": 1766.46, "end": 1766.76, "text": " The only one left."}, {"id": 591, "start": 1767.38, "end": 1768.26, "text": " Yes, the only one left."}, {"id": 592, "start": 1768.54, "end": 1772.94, "text": " I think that's what we're edging towards is a conglomeration where all media is basically"}, {"id": 593, "start": 1772.94, "end": 1777.3, "text": " one megalopolis, and you can't get away from that one company."}, {"id": 594, "start": 1777.44, "end": 1778.3, "text": " There aren't more choices."}, {"id": 595, "start": 1778.48, "end": 1779.8, "text": " That's what I like about ads."}, {"id": 596, "start": 1780.22, "end": 1783.18, "text": " If you watch ads, and those ads, you know, and that's monitored,"}, {"id": 597, "start": 1783.32, "end": 1787.1200000000001, "text": " that ads get watched, it makes for more diversity in the marketplace"}, {"id": 598, "start": 1787.1200000000001, "end": 1788.58, "text": " because there's more revenue."}, {"id": 599, "start": 1789.0, "end": 1789.8400000000001, "text": " I'm going to get off."}, {"id": 600, "start": 1789.92, "end": 1790.18, "text": " Thanks."}, {"id": 601, "start": 1790.32, "end": 1790.48, "text": " Bye."}, {"id": 602, "start": 1790.7, "end": 1790.98, "text": " Thanks."}, {"id": 603, "start": 1791.18, "end": 1792.32, "text": " Appreciate the call, Charles."}, {"id": 604, "start": 1792.54, "end": 1796.02, "text": " Now, I am going to play devil's advocate for half a second here."}, {"id": 605, "start": 1796.02, "end": 1796.3600000000001, "text": " You do your thing."}, {"id": 606, "start": 1797.28, "end": 1797.72, "text": " Cable."}, {"id": 607, "start": 1797.94, "end": 1801.94, "text": " I pay $120 a month for cable that I don't watch, by the way."}, {"id": 608, "start": 1802.98, "end": 1804.6200000000001, "text": " So I pay for this service."}, {"id": 609, "start": 1804.8, "end": 1807.44, "text": " I'm waiting to cancel it until the contract is out."}, {"id": 610, "start": 1807.56, "end": 1807.78, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 611, "start": 1808.14, "end": 1813.02, "text": " When I watch a show, supernatural, it's an hour-long show."}, {"id": 612, "start": 1813.38, "end": 1813.78, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 613, "start": 1813.8400000000001, "end": 1816.24, "text": " But I only see 40 minutes of it because of ads."}, {"id": 614, "start": 1816.24, "end": 1816.76, "text": " 42 minutes, right."}, {"id": 615, "start": 1818.08, "end": 1823.9, "text": " Now, when I watch it on CW.com, I get one, one commercial."}, {"id": 616, "start": 1824.74, "end": 1826.44, "text": " I would rather have the one commercial."}, {"id": 617, "start": 1826.46, "end": 1832.5, "text": " I would rather have the one commercial than the 20 minutes, personally."}, {"id": 618, "start": 1833.28, "end": 1838.08, "text": " I would not mind watching one commercial in, you know, as opposed,"}, {"id": 619, "start": 1838.18, "end": 1843.54, "text": " or even like two for an hour-long show as opposed to 20 minutes of commercials."}, {"id": 620, "start": 1844.94, "end": 1846.0, "text": " I'm with you there."}, {"id": 621, "start": 1846.52, "end": 1849.5, "text": " It takes me longer, and I've timed it."}, {"id": 622, "start": 1849.58, "end": 1853.08, "text": " It takes me longer to fast-forward through the commercials when I DVR"}, {"id": 623, "start": 1853.08, "end": 1856.28, "text": " than it does to watch one commercial on TV."}, {"id": 624, "start": 1856.28, "end": 1858.94, "text": " One, the CW, and then go back to the show."}, {"id": 625, "start": 1860.2, "end": 1860.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 626, "start": 1861.18, "end": 1863.02, "text": " So, I mean, just for that."}, {"id": 627, "start": 1863.12, "end": 1868.32, "text": " Now, I still don't want the ads either, but I would rather have one, maybe two,"}, {"id": 628, "start": 1868.42, "end": 1870.32, "text": " than like 20 commercials in a row."}, {"id": 629, "start": 1870.42, "end": 1872.8799999999999, "text": " Well, I think this is why a lot of people go into cord cutting, right?"}, {"id": 630, "start": 1873.04, "end": 1876.1399999999999, "text": " Like myself, I don't have TV, right?"}, {"id": 631, "start": 1876.1399999999999, "end": 1877.18, "text": " I don't pay for TV."}, {"id": 632, "start": 1877.46, "end": 1880.18, "text": " I don't watch regular TV."}, {"id": 633, "start": 1880.58, "end": 1882.96, "text": " All that stuff is, like, completely gone for me."}, {"id": 634, "start": 1883.66, "end": 1885.1399999999999, "text": " I have my services that I\u2026"}, {"id": 635, "start": 1885.1399999999999, "end": 1886.1399999999999, "text": " That's what I'm doing with my contract."}, {"id": 636, "start": 1886.28, "end": 1886.8, "text": " That's what my contract's up."}, {"id": 637, "start": 1886.94, "end": 1892.92, "text": " I have the services that I use for watching movies or even TV shows"}, {"id": 638, "start": 1892.92, "end": 1894.32, "text": " because I know where to look."}, {"id": 639, "start": 1896.2, "end": 1899.58, "text": " But I do not watch any broadcast, anything."}, {"id": 640, "start": 1899.84, "end": 1900.04, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 641, "start": 1900.18, "end": 1901.2, "text": " It's just\u2026"}, {"id": 642, "start": 1901.2, "end": 1904.06, "text": " It serves no purpose in my life, and I have no interest."}, {"id": 643, "start": 1904.82, "end": 1907.3999999999999, "text": " Now, there's a lot of people, you know, they want to watch the news or whatever."}, {"id": 644, "start": 1908.12, "end": 1908.8799999999999, "text": " I just\u2026"}, {"id": 645, "start": 1908.8799999999999, "end": 1909.8999999999999, "text": " I watch the news on the Internet."}, {"id": 646, "start": 1910.12, "end": 1910.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 647, "start": 1910.36, "end": 1913.36, "text": " If I'm really concerned about something, I look it up on the Internet."}, {"id": 648, "start": 1913.36, "end": 1914.34, "text": " They have live streaming."}, {"id": 649, "start": 1915.02, "end": 1915.56, "text": " It's important."}, {"id": 650, "start": 1915.56, "end": 1915.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 651, "start": 1915.58, "end": 1916.24, "text": " And most of the\u2026"}, {"id": 652, "start": 1916.24, "end": 1919.56, "text": " If something's important, believe me, there's a live stream somewhere."}, {"id": 653, "start": 1920.5, "end": 1930.24, "text": " And the idea of paying for a service and being inundated with ads is something that is really unappealing to me."}, {"id": 654, "start": 1930.52, "end": 1937.86, "text": " I still listen to radio, and I listen to not only podcasts, which also have commercials in them."}, {"id": 655, "start": 1937.9, "end": 1938.1200000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 656, "start": 1939.06, "end": 1943.84, "text": " But I listen to live broadcast radio, but I don't do\u2026"}, {"id": 657, "start": 1943.84, "end": 1945.76, "text": " There's nothing that I do with TV."}, {"id": 658, "start": 1946.1200000000001, "end": 1946.2, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 659, "start": 1946.24, "end": 1949.32, "text": " And on that end, Twitch, it's a gaming streaming."}, {"id": 660, "start": 1949.58, "end": 1952.52, "text": " They also play ads on those streams."}, {"id": 661, "start": 1952.6200000000001, "end": 1956.1, "text": " So, I mean, they're everywhere, and you're paying for them."}, {"id": 662, "start": 1956.22, "end": 1959.1, "text": " And, you know, not to mention that I understand the other side of this, right?"}, {"id": 663, "start": 1959.1, "end": 1962.1200000000001, "text": " We put our shows on YouTube, right?"}, {"id": 664, "start": 1962.18, "end": 1967.08, "text": " And we're hoping to monetize those, right, by people seeing ads in some way."}, {"id": 665, "start": 1967.1, "end": 1969.36, "text": " So, I understand both sides of this argument."}, {"id": 666, "start": 1970.36, "end": 1975.1, "text": " However, I like what YouTube is doing in this particular regard, which is\u2026"}, {"id": 667, "start": 1976.24, "end": 1979.72, "text": " You can watch YouTube for free, and you're going to be shown ads."}, {"id": 668, "start": 1979.8, "end": 1985.1, "text": " Or you can pay for the premium, the $5 a month YouTube Red, and no ads."}, {"id": 669, "start": 1985.52, "end": 1986.74, "text": " And premium shows, too."}, {"id": 670, "start": 1986.94, "end": 1987.9, "text": " Right, and premium shows."}, {"id": 671, "start": 1988.28, "end": 1994.72, "text": " So, yeah, I think the idea is if you want to charge people for it, they get no ads."}, {"id": 672, "start": 1995.52, "end": 2000.4, "text": " And if you want it to be free, then I think everybody understands that trade-off."}, {"id": 673, "start": 2000.54, "end": 2000.84, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 674, "start": 2000.84, "end": 2006.22, "text": " To say, yeah, I'm willing to see ads in order to watch this for free."}, {"id": 675, "start": 2006.52, "end": 2008.22, "text": " I don't think anybody has a problem with that."}, {"id": 676, "start": 2008.44, "end": 2009.52, "text": " No, I wouldn't."}, {"id": 677, "start": 2009.88, "end": 2010.48, "text": " Let's take a break."}, {"id": 678, "start": 2010.94, "end": 2012.26, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"id": 679, "start": 2012.46, "end": 2012.64, "text": " Woo!"}, {"id": 680, "start": 2027.64, "end": 2031.72, "text": " Your computer guru, Mike Swanson, is here to help you tame that beast of a machine."}, {"id": 681, "start": 2032.2, "end": 2035.52, "text": " Join the chat right now at gurushow.com or call in."}, {"id": 682, "start": 2035.52, "end": 2037.34, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 683, "start": 2040.34, "end": 2043.46, "text": " Mike Swanson, your computer guru, is just a click away."}, {"id": 684, "start": 2043.8, "end": 2045.82, "text": " Listen and watch at gurushow.com."}, {"id": 685, "start": 2046.22, "end": 2049.84, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show on KVOI, The Voice."}, {"id": 686, "start": 2051.66, "end": 2052.52, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 687, "start": 2053.58, "end": 2055.66, "text": " 790-2040 if you want to be part of the show."}, {"id": 688, "start": 2056.98, "end": 2058.16, "text": " Sounding less chipper."}, {"id": 689, "start": 2058.16, "end": 2059.28, "text": " Oh, I just read."}, {"id": 690, "start": 2059.56, "end": 2065.16, "text": " I forgot about this story, and now that it's in front of me again, I'm like, grr, grr."}, {"id": 691, "start": 2065.52, "end": 2066.08, "text": " Grr?"}, {"id": 692, "start": 2066.4, "end": 2066.8, "text": " Grr."}, {"id": 693, "start": 2066.8, "end": 2067.28, "text": " Grr."}, {"id": 694, "start": 2068.18, "end": 2068.7, "text": " Grr."}, {"id": 695, "start": 2068.98, "end": 2076.06, "text": " All right, so basically a judge has said that the FBI can hack your computer without a warrant."}, {"id": 696, "start": 2076.96, "end": 2077.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 697, "start": 2077.58, "end": 2081.84, "text": " And we talked about this when it came out several months ago."}, {"id": 698, "start": 2083.32, "end": 2084.88, "text": " Do you want to hear the reasoning?"}, {"id": 699, "start": 2086.16, "end": 2087.74, "text": " Because people get hacked all the time."}, {"id": 700, "start": 2089.2, "end": 2090.5, "text": " So why do they need a warrant?"}, {"id": 701, "start": 2090.72, "end": 2090.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 702, "start": 2091.32, "end": 2091.94, "text": " People get hacked."}, {"id": 703, "start": 2093.2, "end": 2093.98, "text": " Why do they need a warrant?"}, {"id": 704, "start": 2093.98, "end": 2094.08, "text": " Why do they need a warrant?"}, {"id": 705, "start": 2094.08, "end": 2095.7, "text": " Such a stupid reason."}, {"id": 706, "start": 2095.86, "end": 2097.9, "text": " People get their houses broken into all the time."}, {"id": 707, "start": 2098.24, "end": 2100.2599999999998, "text": " How come cops aren't just kicking in doors then?"}, {"id": 708, "start": 2102.22, "end": 2102.98, "text": " I think..."}, {"id": 709, "start": 2102.98, "end": 2104.22, "text": " You've lost your mind?"}, {"id": 710, "start": 2104.54, "end": 2106.16, "text": " His reasoning gave me an aneurysm."}, {"id": 711, "start": 2106.8199999999997, "end": 2107.08, "text": " Really?"}, {"id": 712, "start": 2107.12, "end": 2108.86, "text": " Like, yeah, I just sat there and looked at it."}, {"id": 713, "start": 2108.86, "end": 2110.08, "text": " I'm like, you've got to be kidding me."}, {"id": 714, "start": 2110.12, "end": 2110.84, "text": " That's your reasoning."}, {"id": 715, "start": 2111.68, "end": 2111.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 716, "start": 2112.56, "end": 2112.84, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 717, "start": 2114.02, "end": 2116.1, "text": " I can't believe that this is the end of this story."}, {"id": 718, "start": 2116.72, "end": 2122.7599999999998, "text": " Because, I mean, the simple answer is that a person who is not all here mentally can,"}, {"id": 719, "start": 2122.7599999999998, "end": 2123.96, "text": " in five seconds, go,"}, {"id": 720, "start": 2124.08, "end": 2125.88, "text": " people's houses get broken into."}, {"id": 721, "start": 2127.1, "end": 2129.72, "text": " How come you need a warrant to get into your house?"}, {"id": 722, "start": 2130.84, "end": 2131.0, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 723, "start": 2131.1, "end": 2132.42, "text": " It's the same type of thing."}, {"id": 724, "start": 2134.16, "end": 2137.44, "text": " And not to mention, it's mostly the government that gets hacked anyway."}, {"id": 725, "start": 2139.16, "end": 2140.2599999999998, "text": " This is true."}, {"id": 726, "start": 2140.52, "end": 2141.04, "text": " Dorks."}, {"id": 727, "start": 2142.7599999999998, "end": 2149.36, "text": " So I guess, you know, it's cool that Russia can do their thing because people get hacked all the time."}, {"id": 728, "start": 2149.88, "end": 2150.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 729, "start": 2150.04, "end": 2153.04, "text": " So does that mean that because Russia was actually..."}, {"id": 730, "start": 2154.08, "end": 2156.4, "text": " I guess, quasi-confirmed to be the..."}, {"id": 731, "start": 2156.4, "end": 2156.96, "text": " I guess."}, {"id": 732, "start": 2157.18, "end": 2161.06, "text": " The DNC hacker, does that mean that the government's just like,"}, {"id": 733, "start": 2161.6, "end": 2162.08, "text": " it's cool."}, {"id": 734, "start": 2162.48, "end": 2163.54, "text": " People get hacked all the time."}, {"id": 735, "start": 2163.64, "end": 2164.2999999999997, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"id": 736, "start": 2164.86, "end": 2165.46, "text": " They should be."}, {"id": 737, "start": 2165.96, "end": 2170.8199999999997, "text": " You can tell that this is the problem with government security."}, {"id": 738, "start": 2171.68, "end": 2172.12, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 739, "start": 2172.2, "end": 2173.48, "text": " Because, oh, yeah?"}, {"id": 740, "start": 2173.88, "end": 2174.7599999999998, "text": " Go ahead and..."}, {"id": 741, "start": 2174.7599999999998, "end": 2178.12, "text": " Hillary, go ahead and have a mail server in your house."}, {"id": 742, "start": 2178.36, "end": 2178.84, "text": " It's cool."}, {"id": 743, "start": 2179.06, "end": 2179.88, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"id": 744, "start": 2180.22, "end": 2180.7799999999997, "text": " No big deal."}, {"id": 745, "start": 2181.7799999999997, "end": 2183.9, "text": " It's not like it's unsafe or anything."}, {"id": 746, "start": 2184.08, "end": 2185.44, "text": " It contains classified information."}, {"id": 747, "start": 2185.86, "end": 2187.22, "text": " Nah, don't worry about that."}, {"id": 748, "start": 2187.8199999999997, "end": 2188.7799999999997, "text": " It's no big deal."}, {"id": 749, "start": 2189.34, "end": 2190.08, "text": " Government security?"}, {"id": 750, "start": 2190.6, "end": 2191.2999999999997, "text": " OxyMoron, man."}, {"id": 751, "start": 2191.54, "end": 2191.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 752, "start": 2193.68, "end": 2194.16, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 753, "start": 2194.16, "end": 2200.4, "text": " Let's go ahead and just have all of our military personnels, all of their vital information in one database."}, {"id": 754, "start": 2201.2799999999997, "end": 2203.64, "text": " And, oh, by the way, let's not put a password on it."}, {"id": 755, "start": 2203.94, "end": 2205.08, "text": " But it's okay because..."}, {"id": 756, "start": 2205.08, "end": 2205.36, "text": " It's cool."}, {"id": 757, "start": 2205.6, "end": 2206.52, "text": " People get hacked all the time."}, {"id": 758, "start": 2206.52, "end": 2207.52, "text": " Yeah, people get hacked all the time."}, {"id": 759, "start": 2207.74, "end": 2208.54, "text": " No big deal."}, {"id": 760, "start": 2209.54, "end": 2213.46, "text": " And yet, at the same time, out of the other side of their face, they're going to be like,"}, {"id": 761, "start": 2214.08, "end": 2219.8199999999997, "text": " oh, yeah, for the children, we need to put back doors and stuff because, oh, man,"}, {"id": 762, "start": 2219.84, "end": 2221.38, "text": " we can't figure out how to get into stuff."}, {"id": 763, "start": 2221.88, "end": 2223.2599999999998, "text": " Why don't you figure out how to lock your own doors?"}, {"id": 764, "start": 2223.68, "end": 2226.5, "text": " Then you'll probably know how to get into other doors."}, {"id": 765, "start": 2227.68, "end": 2230.06, "text": " Oh, morons."}, {"id": 766, "start": 2231.7599999999998, "end": 2233.48, "text": " Mind blown."}, {"id": 767, "start": 2234.7999999999997, "end": 2236.06, "text": " I saw that this morning."}, {"id": 768, "start": 2236.12, "end": 2237.8199999999997, "text": " I'm like, you've got to be kidding me."}, {"id": 769, "start": 2237.8199999999997, "end": 2243.7999999999997, "text": " What we need is another, like, I don't know, 50 or so people in the house just to go sit"}, {"id": 770, "start": 2243.8, "end": 2247.42, "text": " on the floor until they figure out how to, like, secure their own darn networks."}, {"id": 771, "start": 2247.98, "end": 2248.7400000000002, "text": " And then..."}, {"id": 772, "start": 2248.7400000000002, "end": 2249.76, "text": " It's so dumb."}, {"id": 773, "start": 2251.92, "end": 2253.6000000000004, "text": " You're distracting me now, Kent."}, {"id": 774, "start": 2254.2400000000002, "end": 2255.1200000000003, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"id": 775, "start": 2255.1800000000003, "end": 2255.52, "text": " I had to."}, {"id": 776, "start": 2255.6800000000003, "end": 2256.3, "text": " It is."}, {"id": 777, "start": 2256.34, "end": 2257.0, "text": " It's so dumb, though."}, {"id": 778, "start": 2257.0800000000004, "end": 2258.2400000000002, "text": " It is pretty dumb."}, {"id": 779, "start": 2258.44, "end": 2264.26, "text": " Those people sitting on the floor for gun control in the White House that's surrounded by people"}, {"id": 780, "start": 2264.26, "end": 2264.8, "text": " with guns."}, {"id": 781, "start": 2264.8, "end": 2267.32, "text": " But, you know, it's okay because people get shot all the time."}, {"id": 782, "start": 2267.52, "end": 2267.7200000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 783, "start": 2267.9, "end": 2268.52, "text": " It's all right, man."}, {"id": 784, "start": 2268.7000000000003, "end": 2268.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 785, "start": 2269.28, "end": 2270.04, "text": " We don't need gun control."}, {"id": 786, "start": 2270.1200000000003, "end": 2271.1000000000004, "text": " People get shot all the time."}, {"id": 787, "start": 2271.3, "end": 2271.5600000000004, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 788, "start": 2271.7400000000002, "end": 2272.3, "text": " It's no big deal."}, {"id": 789, "start": 2273.26, "end": 2273.5, "text": " Why?"}, {"id": 790, "start": 2273.5, "end": 2274.56, "text": " Why are we sitting down?"}, {"id": 791, "start": 2275.22, "end": 2276.0, "text": " No big deal."}, {"id": 792, "start": 2276.1, "end": 2277.14, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"id": 793, "start": 2277.54, "end": 2282.9, "text": " They can hack your computer because it's no big deal."}, {"id": 794, "start": 2282.96, "end": 2283.54, "text": " Everybody gets hacked."}, {"id": 795, "start": 2284.78, "end": 2286.08, "text": " Oh, my gosh."}, {"id": 796, "start": 2287.24, "end": 2290.86, "text": " This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to just unplug indefinitely."}, {"id": 797, "start": 2291.44, "end": 2293.96, "text": " I am unsubscribing from this legislature."}, {"id": 798, "start": 2293.96, "end": 2294.64, "text": " That's what I'm doing."}, {"id": 799, "start": 2294.74, "end": 2295.12, "text": " I'm just..."}, {"id": 800, "start": 2295.12, "end": 2297.6, "text": " I don't want to be part of this whole political process."}, {"id": 801, "start": 2297.72, "end": 2299.42, "text": " I don't want to live on this planet anymore."}, {"id": 802, "start": 2301.28, "end": 2303.44, "text": " And that's just, like, one of our headlines."}, {"id": 803, "start": 2303.5, "end": 2305.56, "text": " All the other ones, too."}, {"id": 804, "start": 2306.06, "end": 2310.56, "text": " So, yeah, I mean, it's like, I can't go move anywhere else, right?"}, {"id": 805, "start": 2310.66, "end": 2311.06, "text": " No."}, {"id": 806, "start": 2311.5, "end": 2315.42, "text": " Can't move to Ireland like everybody in London wants to do right now."}, {"id": 807, "start": 2315.6, "end": 2317.46, "text": " Oh, no, no, no."}, {"id": 808, "start": 2318.76, "end": 2320.26, "text": " So, you heard about the Brexit thing?"}, {"id": 809, "start": 2321.26, "end": 2321.82, "text": " I did."}, {"id": 810, "start": 2322.12, "end": 2322.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 811, "start": 2323.0, "end": 2324.5, "text": " There are people that are..."}, {"id": 812, "start": 2325.54, "end": 2330.32, "text": " It's almost like the whole Republican-Democrat thing here."}, {"id": 813, "start": 2330.58, "end": 2332.34, "text": " People are really angry about this stuff."}, {"id": 814, "start": 2332.34, "end": 2332.82, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 815, "start": 2332.82, "end": 2332.96, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 816, "start": 2332.96, "end": 2332.98, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 817, "start": 2332.98, "end": 2333.02, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 818, "start": 2333.02, "end": 2333.04, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 819, "start": 2333.04, "end": 2333.06, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 820, "start": 2333.06, "end": 2333.12, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 821, "start": 2333.12, "end": 2333.14, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 822, "start": 2333.14, "end": 2333.16, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 823, "start": 2333.16, "end": 2333.18, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 824, "start": 2333.18, "end": 2333.48, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 825, "start": 2333.5, "end": 2336.62, "text": " I'm so glad that Americans aren't the only stupid voters, though."}, {"id": 826, "start": 2336.9, "end": 2338.32, "text": " Well, we don't know that they're stupid."}, {"id": 827, "start": 2338.8, "end": 2339.62, "text": " Well, um..."}, {"id": 828, "start": 2339.62, "end": 2341.08, "text": " I mean, half of them are, obviously."}, {"id": 829, "start": 2341.98, "end": 2348.28, "text": " After the Brexit vote, Britain's highest Google searches were,"}, {"id": 830, "start": 2348.94, "end": 2349.88, "text": " what is the EU?"}, {"id": 831, "start": 2351.58, "end": 2352.38, "text": " They don't even know."}, {"id": 832, "start": 2352.46, "end": 2355.38, "text": " They should have done that Googling before they voted, not after."}, {"id": 833, "start": 2357.34, "end": 2357.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 834, "start": 2358.38, "end": 2359.66, "text": " That's going to be the same here."}, {"id": 835, "start": 2360.18, "end": 2361.14, "text": " What is a Republican?"}, {"id": 836, "start": 2361.54, "end": 2361.98, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 837, "start": 2361.98, "end": 2362.02, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 838, "start": 2362.02, "end": 2364.02, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"id": 839, "start": 2364.08, "end": 2364.7599999999998, "text": " What is a democracy?"}, {"id": 840, "start": 2365.08, "end": 2365.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 841, "start": 2366.0, "end": 2366.44, "text": " Exactly."}, {"id": 842, "start": 2366.74, "end": 2367.5, "text": " Or a republic."}, {"id": 843, "start": 2368.08, "end": 2368.94, "text": " What convention?"}, {"id": 844, "start": 2369.46, "end": 2369.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 845, "start": 2371.38, "end": 2371.94, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 846, "start": 2372.02, "end": 2372.54, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"id": 847, "start": 2372.68, "end": 2374.06, "text": " The FBI is just dumb."}, {"id": 848, "start": 2374.3, "end": 2378.7599999999998, "text": " There's actually a clip of a guy that they were interviewing after he voted and after"}, {"id": 849, "start": 2378.7599999999998, "end": 2383.7, "text": " they said, you know, tallying up the votes, and he started crying because he didn't realize"}, {"id": 850, "start": 2383.7, "end": 2384.94, "text": " his vote actually counted."}, {"id": 851, "start": 2385.42, "end": 2387.32, "text": " He thought it was a metaphorical vote."}, {"id": 852, "start": 2388.04, "end": 2388.28, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 853, "start": 2388.78, "end": 2389.22, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 854, "start": 2389.74, "end": 2391.4, "text": " Who has metaphorical votes?"}, {"id": 855, "start": 2391.4, "end": 2394.7000000000003, "text": " He thought that they were just voting to see if maybe they should do it."}, {"id": 856, "start": 2394.7400000000002, "end": 2396.36, "text": " Oh, so like it was a hypothetical vote?"}, {"id": 857, "start": 2396.38, "end": 2396.96, "text": " Basically, yeah."}, {"id": 858, "start": 2397.54, "end": 2400.8, "text": " And then they're like, no, we're counting the votes to actually leave."}, {"id": 859, "start": 2400.86, "end": 2402.46, "text": " And then he, like, broke down crying."}, {"id": 860, "start": 2402.58, "end": 2404.08, "text": " He's like, my vote actually counts?"}, {"id": 861, "start": 2404.1800000000003, "end": 2404.98, "text": " I'm like, are you kidding?"}, {"id": 862, "start": 2405.62, "end": 2408.26, "text": " So, is he saying that he would have lied in the poll?"}, {"id": 863, "start": 2409.0, "end": 2409.94, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 864, "start": 2410.78, "end": 2411.38, "text": " Why was it?"}, {"id": 865, "start": 2412.0, "end": 2412.54, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 866, "start": 2412.54, "end": 2412.58, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 867, "start": 2414.26, "end": 2417.06, "text": " Everything I've been seeing on this is just, oh, I don't know."}, {"id": 868, "start": 2417.44, "end": 2420.86, "text": " Again, unplug for a week, come back, world implodes."}, {"id": 869, "start": 2420.86, "end": 2421.38, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 870, "start": 2421.4, "end": 2422.78, "text": " I don't understand what's going on anymore."}, {"id": 871, "start": 2423.42, "end": 2427.76, "text": " Yeah, so apparently a whole bunch of people in, like, England want to move to Canada now."}, {"id": 872, "start": 2428.88, "end": 2430.1400000000003, "text": " Poor Canada, right?"}, {"id": 873, "start": 2430.1800000000003, "end": 2433.54, "text": " Because everybody here wants to move to Canada if Trump gets elected, right?"}, {"id": 874, "start": 2433.8, "end": 2435.86, "text": " Or, at least that's what I see online."}, {"id": 875, "start": 2435.96, "end": 2437.2000000000003, "text": " It's because Canada's nice."}, {"id": 876, "start": 2437.56, "end": 2440.2200000000003, "text": " And mostly moose."}, {"id": 877, "start": 2441.9, "end": 2443.38, "text": " They have more moose than people."}, {"id": 878, "start": 2444.02, "end": 2444.48, "text": " Poor Canada."}, {"id": 879, "start": 2444.86, "end": 2445.44, "text": " I feel bad."}, {"id": 880, "start": 2446.26, "end": 2449.36, "text": " I mean, they really have to, they're going to have to build a wall on their southern border."}, {"id": 881, "start": 2449.6400000000003, "end": 2450.6800000000003, "text": " That's what's going to have to happen."}, {"id": 882, "start": 2451.38, "end": 2453.86, "text": " Are they going to make us pay for it?"}, {"id": 883, "start": 2454.76, "end": 2456.06, "text": " They probably will."}, {"id": 884, "start": 2457.7200000000003, "end": 2458.98, "text": " Oh, my gosh."}, {"id": 885, "start": 2459.54, "end": 2460.44, "text": " Poor Canada."}, {"id": 886, "start": 2461.2000000000003, "end": 2461.6800000000003, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"id": 887, "start": 2462.34, "end": 2462.82, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"id": 888, "start": 2463.4, "end": 2464.6, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"id": 889, "start": 2467.36, "end": 2474.04, "text": " Other dumb stuff in the news is that the U.S. Customs Department wants to collect social media account information at the border."}, {"id": 890, "start": 2474.96, "end": 2478.6, "text": " They want to be like, give me your passport and your Twitter handle, please."}, {"id": 891, "start": 2480.76, "end": 2481.28, "text": " Wow."}, {"id": 892, "start": 2481.38, "end": 2484.06, "text": " What are we doing as a people?"}, {"id": 893, "start": 2484.2400000000002, "end": 2486.02, "text": " I totally understand why, right?"}, {"id": 894, "start": 2486.32, "end": 2489.6400000000003, "text": " Because people are very, very honest on Twitter."}, {"id": 895, "start": 2489.86, "end": 2490.2400000000002, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 896, "start": 2490.7000000000003, "end": 2490.94, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 897, "start": 2491.06, "end": 2492.6, "text": " Like, frightfully so."}, {"id": 898, "start": 2492.6600000000003, "end": 2493.56, "text": " Online in general."}, {"id": 899, "start": 2493.7000000000003, "end": 2493.84, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 900, "start": 2494.04, "end": 2501.1, "text": " So, yeah, if we could just look up the kind of stuff that you're actually talking about, yeah, who knows?"}, {"id": 901, "start": 2501.2200000000003, "end": 2503.82, "text": " It might do a better job of what they're doing now."}, {"id": 902, "start": 2504.3, "end": 2510.0, "text": " I have to say something in regards to the whole Orlando shooting."}, {"id": 903, "start": 2510.6800000000003, "end": 2511.2200000000003, "text": " And why?"}, {"id": 904, "start": 2511.38, "end": 2518.42, "text": " Because a lot of this stuff is sort of coming up anyway, which is, just one comment."}, {"id": 905, "start": 2519.12, "end": 2523.1800000000003, "text": " Hey, NSA, what would you say you do here?"}, {"id": 906, "start": 2524.4, "end": 2524.8, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 907, "start": 2525.0, "end": 2528.34, "text": " It's just, you didn't know what's going on here?"}, {"id": 908, "start": 2528.82, "end": 2529.54, "text": " You didn't know?"}, {"id": 909, "start": 2530.0, "end": 2530.2000000000003, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 910, "start": 2530.6, "end": 2532.7000000000003, "text": " You better start, like, looking on Twitter."}, {"id": 911, "start": 2533.62, "end": 2534.96, "text": " I think that's not a bad idea."}, {"id": 912, "start": 2535.38, "end": 2538.6600000000003, "text": " I mean, I don't know how they're going to implement that, because you could just say, I don't have one."}, {"id": 913, "start": 2538.82, "end": 2539.38, "text": " What are you going to do?"}, {"id": 914, "start": 2540.12, "end": 2541.2400000000002, "text": " You can look it up real easy."}, {"id": 915, "start": 2542.26, "end": 2545.56, "text": " People look up your info online to hire you for a job."}, {"id": 916, "start": 2545.7000000000003, "end": 2549.38, "text": " The NSA can't look into a suspicious person that they're already looking into."}, {"id": 917, "start": 2549.38, "end": 2555.88, "text": " That's what we do, is we get a whole bunch of crazy college, like, people that can do doxing."}, {"id": 918, "start": 2556.1400000000003, 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Computer Guru Show, hour number two."}, {"id": 958, "start": 2633.84, "end": 2636.8, "text": " Give us a call, 790-2040, if you want to be part of the show."}, {"id": 959, "start": 2637.18, "end": 2640.36, "text": " This is your second hour of tech support for the weekend."}, {"id": 960, "start": 2640.8, "end": 2641.96, "text": " I missed that intro."}, {"id": 961, "start": 2642.24, "end": 2645.14, "text": " Yeah, that's supposed to be playing on the first, by the way, that one."}, {"id": 962, "start": 2646.4, "end": 2647.3, "text": " Last week was one."}, {"id": 963, "start": 2647.44, "end": 2648.2, "text": " This week is both."}, {"id": 964, "start": 2648.9, "end": 2649.08, "text": " Man."}, {"id": 965, "start": 2649.08, "end": 2649.3, "text": " Both."}, {"id": 966, "start": 2649.52, "end": 2651.0, "text": " All the hours now, play that one."}, {"id": 967, "start": 2651.12, "end": 2651.92, "text": " I'm going to get you a new one now."}, {"id": 968, "start": 2651.92, "end": 2652.04, "text": " All the hours."}, {"id": 969, "start": 2652.4, "end": 2653.36, "text": " I'm going to get you a new one now."}, {"id": 970, "start": 2653.58, "end": 2653.88, "text": " Got it."}, {"id": 971, "start": 2653.92, "end": 2657.16, "text": " I'm making you a new one, I think, when I have time."}, {"id": 972, "start": 2657.16, "end": 2658.74, "text": " In my free time, I'm doing that."}, {"id": 973, "start": 2659.0, "end": 2660.1, "text": " What free time?"}, {"id": 974, "start": 2660.5, "end": 2661.46, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"id": 975, "start": 2661.58, "end": 2663.44, "text": " I only work like 18 hours a day."}, {"id": 976, "start": 2663.56, "end": 2664.74, "text": " I've got plenty of time."}, {"id": 977, "start": 2666.92, "end": 2667.28, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 978, "start": 2667.58, "end": 2667.9, "text": " Nothing."}, {"id": 979, "start": 2668.1, "end": 2668.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 980, "start": 2668.74, "end": 2670.42, "text": " 790-2040, if you want to be part of the show."}, {"id": 981, "start": 2670.62, "end": 2672.68, "text": " That's why I need more coffee right now."}, {"id": 982, "start": 2672.82, "end": 2673.38, "text": " More coffee."}, {"id": 983, "start": 2673.62, "end": 2674.54, "text": " More coffee."}, {"id": 984, "start": 2675.72, "end": 2678.06, "text": " Are you going to drink it, or are you just going to hold it and breathe it in?"}, {"id": 985, "start": 2679.04, "end": 2681.96, "text": " This is my, I was waiting for somebody to say cut."}, {"id": 986, "start": 2682.44, "end": 2683.16, "text": " He's posing."}, {"id": 987, "start": 2683.3, "end": 2683.9, "text": " I'm posing, all right."}, {"id": 988, "start": 2683.9, "end": 2684.12, "text": " Poser."}, {"id": 989, "start": 2684.52, "end": 2684.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 990, "start": 2685.32, "end": 2686.76, "text": " Too bad we don't have a camera in here."}, {"id": 991, "start": 2686.76, "end": 2688.22, "text": " Tell me about this Pokemon Go."}, {"id": 992, "start": 2688.68, "end": 2689.12, "text": " Pokemon?"}, {"id": 993, "start": 2689.68, "end": 2690.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 994, "start": 2690.5, "end": 2693.24, "text": " Okay, so Pokemon."}, {"id": 995, "start": 2694.76, "end": 2695.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 996, "start": 2695.62, "end": 2700.3, "text": " Okay, so the little game that you capture animals, and then you battle them against each other."}, {"id": 997, "start": 2700.58, "end": 2702.24, "text": " Been going since the 90s, right?"}, {"id": 998, "start": 2703.04, "end": 2704.78, "text": " They've got a bunch of versions."}, {"id": 999, "start": 2705.16, "end": 2708.18, "text": " I knew all 151 Pokemon."}, {"id": 1000, "start": 2708.46, "end": 2712.1, "text": " Now they're up to like 900 or something ridiculous like that."}, {"id": 1001, "start": 2713.02, "end": 2717.4, "text": " Anyway, Nintendo is moving into smartphones."}, {"id": 1002, "start": 2717.4, "end": 2718.16, "text": " Oh, yeah?"}, {"id": 1003, "start": 2718.88, "end": 2720.4, "text": " Pokemon Go is not for..."}, {"id": 1004, "start": 2720.5, "end": 2722.96, "text": " It's not for the Wii U or the DS."}, {"id": 1005, "start": 2723.12, "end": 2724.34, "text": " It's actually for your smartphone."}, {"id": 1006, "start": 2725.3, "end": 2730.56, "text": " And it's an attachment where it's an augmented reality game, and you catch Pokemon."}, {"id": 1007, "start": 2731.18, "end": 2736.24, "text": " Something that everybody's been wanting to do since they played it when they were kids in the 90s."}, {"id": 1008, "start": 2736.6, "end": 2738.86, "text": " Oddly enough, I've never played the Pokemon."}, {"id": 1009, "start": 2739.26, "end": 2740.58, "text": " It doesn't surprise me."}, {"id": 1010, "start": 2740.8, "end": 2742.18, "text": " I'm just going to say."}, {"id": 1011, "start": 2743.12, "end": 2744.08, "text": " Why not?"}, {"id": 1012, "start": 2744.34, "end": 2746.54, "text": " I can't really see you playing Pokemon."}, {"id": 1013, "start": 2747.76, "end": 2750.26, "text": " But yeah, for the 90s kids out there, they're loving this."}, {"id": 1014, "start": 2750.26, "end": 2754.78, "text": " Because you actually can walk around with your smartphone, like I'll say in downtown Tucson,"}, {"id": 1015, "start": 2755.0, "end": 2758.78, "text": " and there will be a Pikachu behind the phone pole, and you have to go and try to catch the Pikachu."}, {"id": 1016, "start": 2759.1800000000003, "end": 2762.8, "text": " And it looks pretty cool, I'm going to say."}, {"id": 1017, "start": 2762.88, "end": 2764.2400000000002, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to get it."}, {"id": 1018, "start": 2764.36, "end": 2766.5, "text": " It's actually not real expensive."}, {"id": 1019, "start": 2766.6600000000003, "end": 2768.0400000000004, "text": " I think they were saying $26?"}, {"id": 1020, "start": 2769.5400000000004, "end": 2770.3, "text": " $25.99?"}, {"id": 1021, "start": 2771.1800000000003, "end": 2777.44, "text": " I've always had this fear when I'm driving around in neighborhoods that some kid is going to chase a ball out into the street."}, {"id": 1022, "start": 2778.0200000000004, "end": 2778.1800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1023, "start": 2778.1800000000003, "end": 2780.1000000000004, "text": " And then I have to slam on the brakes to avoid..."}, {"id": 1024, "start": 2780.1, "end": 2781.2599999999998, "text": " Running over some kid."}, {"id": 1025, "start": 2781.86, "end": 2783.04, "text": " No, it's going to be a Pokeball."}, {"id": 1026, "start": 2783.38, "end": 2786.38, "text": " Now there's going to be some invisible thing that I can't see."}, {"id": 1027, "start": 2786.52, "end": 2789.3399999999997, "text": " That they're running around with their cell phone in front of them."}, {"id": 1028, "start": 2789.42, "end": 2789.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1029, "start": 2790.94, "end": 2792.7999999999997, "text": " There's lots of games like that already."}, {"id": 1030, "start": 2793.12, "end": 2794.1, "text": " But Pokemon, yeah."}, {"id": 1031, "start": 2794.58, "end": 2795.56, "text": " That's the big one."}, {"id": 1032, "start": 2795.68, "end": 2802.02, "text": " Well, especially since Nintendo has been shifting away from their own consoles, which is interesting."}, {"id": 1033, "start": 2802.3199999999997, "end": 2805.88, "text": " The other thing that they came out with a few months ago is called Miitomo."}, {"id": 1034, "start": 2806.54, "end": 2809.92, "text": " And you take your little Mii character, your avatar."}, {"id": 1035, "start": 2810.1, "end": 2811.66, "text": " And it's on a smartphone."}, {"id": 1036, "start": 2811.7799999999997, "end": 2812.96, "text": " It's a smartphone game."}, {"id": 1037, "start": 2813.2599999999998, "end": 2819.8399999999997, "text": " It's not on the DS or on the Wii U or they're coming with the NX is the next thing."}, {"id": 1038, "start": 2820.2, "end": 2826.8399999999997, "text": " Well, considering how much money like Flappy Bird made or any of the King software games,"}, {"id": 1039, "start": 2827.7, "end": 2831.7599999999998, "text": " I could totally understand that that's a market that they probably want to get into."}, {"id": 1040, "start": 2831.88, "end": 2832.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1041, "start": 2832.46, "end": 2834.7, "text": " I mean, because everybody has a smartphone now."}, {"id": 1042, "start": 2834.86, "end": 2835.18, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1043, "start": 2835.7, "end": 2836.54, "text": " There's a lot of money out there."}, {"id": 1044, "start": 2836.62, "end": 2837.86, "text": " I mean, how much was a Flappy Bird making?"}, {"id": 1045, "start": 2838.44, "end": 2838.94, "text": " Oh, millions."}, {"id": 1046, "start": 2838.94, "end": 2839.62, "text": " Millions."}, {"id": 1047, "start": 2840.1, "end": 2842.3399999999997, "text": " Like $5 million a month or something."}, {"id": 1048, "start": 2842.3399999999997, "end": 2843.24, "text": " I think it was even more."}, {"id": 1049, "start": 2843.38, "end": 2844.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, it was ridiculous."}, {"id": 1050, "start": 2845.3399999999997, "end": 2846.58, "text": " Crazy amounts of money."}, {"id": 1051, "start": 2846.94, "end": 2847.6, "text": " It was a lot of money."}, {"id": 1052, "start": 2847.74, "end": 2848.66, "text": " I don't know what the number was."}, {"id": 1053, "start": 2848.98, "end": 2850.1, "text": " Maybe somebody will chat."}, {"id": 1054, "start": 2850.22, "end": 2854.46, "text": " And it probably took them like 20 minutes to program because it's not an intensive game."}, {"id": 1055, "start": 2855.56, "end": 2858.8399999999997, "text": " Let's not diminish the work involved with that dude's game."}, {"id": 1056, "start": 2858.86, "end": 2862.4, "text": " No, you do work, but it's, you know, there's only..."}, {"id": 1057, "start": 2862.4, "end": 2865.7, "text": " It probably took at least a day to program."}, {"id": 1058, "start": 2866.46, "end": 2866.92, "text": " At least."}, {"id": 1059, "start": 2867.98, "end": 2868.46, "text": " Maybe."}, {"id": 1060, "start": 2868.46, "end": 2868.58, "text": " Maybe."}, {"id": 1061, "start": 2868.58, "end": 2871.74, "text": " I've seen more intensive games that come out in a day."}, {"id": 1062, "start": 2872.64, "end": 2875.92, "text": " For instance, when Charlie Sheen had his winning thing,"}, {"id": 1063, "start": 2876.24, "end": 2878.7599999999998, "text": " the very next day after that big interview,"}, {"id": 1064, "start": 2879.14, "end": 2880.2999999999997, "text": " there was a game about it."}, {"id": 1065, "start": 2881.64, "end": 2883.56, "text": " And it was more intensive than Flappy Bird."}, {"id": 1066, "start": 2884.66, "end": 2888.84, "text": " Yeah, but did it make you want to crush your phone as much as Flappy Bird?"}, {"id": 1067, "start": 2889.5, "end": 2893.16, "text": " No, but I didn't really care about Flappy Bird as much."}, {"id": 1068, "start": 2893.24, "end": 2896.3199999999997, "text": " I'm almost convinced that the phone insurance companies"}, {"id": 1069, "start": 2896.3199999999997, "end": 2898.2, "text": " had something to do with that game being put out."}, {"id": 1070, "start": 2898.58, "end": 2901.2, "text": " I honestly don't understand what the madness was about."}, {"id": 1071, "start": 2901.48, "end": 2902.04, "text": " It's a hard game."}, {"id": 1072, "start": 2902.04, "end": 2902.68, "text": " I played it."}, {"id": 1073, "start": 2903.24, "end": 2906.44, "text": " Yeah, a lot of games are hard, but I don't know."}, {"id": 1074, "start": 2907.44, "end": 2910.22, "text": " I was kind of like, okay, well, this sucks, and I uninstalled it."}, {"id": 1075, "start": 2910.22, "end": 2910.7999999999997, "text": " I know what it is."}, {"id": 1076, "start": 2910.8199999999997, "end": 2911.52, "text": " You're okay with losing."}, {"id": 1077, "start": 2911.7599999999998, "end": 2912.34, "text": " That's what it is."}, {"id": 1078, "start": 2912.62, "end": 2913.8199999999997, "text": " It happens a lot."}, {"id": 1079, "start": 2914.62, "end": 2919.58, "text": " I've been losing video games since I was about four when I started playing, so..."}, {"id": 1080, "start": 2920.18, "end": 2920.94, "text": " I don't like to lose."}, {"id": 1081, "start": 2921.38, "end": 2922.14, "text": " I know you don't."}, {"id": 1082, "start": 2923.12, "end": 2923.98, "text": " I'm not a loser."}, {"id": 1083, "start": 2923.98, "end": 2927.54, "text": " I don't like to lose, but I have a younger brother that's way better at video games,"}, {"id": 1084, "start": 2927.54, "end": 2929.6, "text": " so I do lose quite often."}, {"id": 1085, "start": 2931.7599999999998, "end": 2932.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1086, "start": 2932.98, "end": 2938.02, "text": " Yeah, speaking of, I was playing the Hitman Absolution game,"}, {"id": 1087, "start": 2938.3, "end": 2941.48, "text": " and it turns out that I'm no good at Hitman Absolution."}, {"id": 1088, "start": 2944.56, "end": 2946.52, "text": " It turns out I'm not good at this game at all."}, {"id": 1089, "start": 2947.38, "end": 2950.58, "text": " And the reason I was playing it, the whole reason I got it,"}, {"id": 1090, "start": 2950.58, "end": 2955.64, "text": " is because I was reading some articles about it for another project,"}, {"id": 1091, "start": 2955.64, "end": 2961.3599999999997, "text": " and it was, they were making some parallels to life with this game."}, {"id": 1092, "start": 2961.52, "end": 2961.66, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1093, "start": 2961.8799999999997, "end": 2968.22, "text": " And it turns out that all of these parallels to life are not true."}, {"id": 1094, "start": 2970.12, "end": 2973.3199999999997, "text": " And color me shocked, it's a video game."}, {"id": 1095, "start": 2973.46, "end": 2973.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1096, "start": 2973.8399999999997, "end": 2975.9, "text": " So, but, you know, I had to see for myself."}, {"id": 1097, "start": 2976.06, "end": 2976.2999999999997, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1098, "start": 2976.3799999999997, "end": 2983.9, "text": " I wanted to see, well, you know, is this game promoting the, you know, murder of strippers and stuff?"}, {"id": 1099, "start": 2983.9, "end": 2984.3399999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1100, "start": 2984.34, "end": 2986.6600000000003, "text": " And, no, it's not."}, {"id": 1101, "start": 2987.2200000000003, "end": 2990.6600000000003, "text": " It's, in fact, you get a bonus if you just leave them alone."}, {"id": 1102, "start": 2990.98, "end": 2991.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1103, "start": 2991.8, "end": 2994.6600000000003, "text": " By the way, side note, JT and Callie says,"}, {"id": 1104, "start": 2994.76, "end": 2998.94, "text": " the developer of Flappy Bird was making $50,000 per day on ad revenue."}, {"id": 1105, "start": 3000.2400000000002, "end": 3001.42, "text": " $50,000 a day."}, {"id": 1106, "start": 3001.6800000000003, "end": 3002.1400000000003, "text": " A day."}, {"id": 1107, "start": 3003.08, "end": 3006.6800000000003, "text": " For one of those little banner ads at the bottom that you accidentally click."}, {"id": 1108, "start": 3007.8, "end": 3008.9, "text": " Those are the worst."}, {"id": 1109, "start": 3009.8, "end": 3011.2200000000003, "text": " I'm in the wrong line of work."}, {"id": 1110, "start": 3011.3, "end": 3012.6200000000003, "text": " I was going to say, we're doing something wrong, man."}, {"id": 1111, "start": 3012.6200000000003, "end": 3014.32, "text": " I need to stop."}, {"id": 1112, "start": 3014.32, "end": 3015.28, "text": " I need to stop fixing people's computers."}, {"id": 1113, "start": 3015.28, "end": 3020.42, "text": " You went to college for the right line of work, and then you started fixing people's computers instead."}, {"id": 1114, "start": 3020.56, "end": 3026.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, I had to get all, like, nice about it and be like, I'm going to fix your computer because I don't like to see it broken."}, {"id": 1115, "start": 3026.52, "end": 3026.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1116, "start": 3026.96, "end": 3030.48, "text": " Oh, I really should be like, here, accidentally click on this."}, {"id": 1117, "start": 3032.26, "end": 3034.28, "text": " That's like 90% of ads, too."}, {"id": 1118, "start": 3035.04, "end": 3035.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"id": 1119, "start": 3035.6800000000003, "end": 3037.76, "text": " Pop up right when you're about to click the next page button."}, {"id": 1120, "start": 3039.28, "end": 3040.2200000000003, "text": " That's it, I quit."}, {"id": 1121, "start": 3040.4, "end": 3042.38, "text": " Those are the ads that infuriate me."}, {"id": 1122, "start": 3042.88, "end": 3044.1600000000003, "text": " $50,000 a day."}, {"id": 1123, "start": 3044.32, "end": 3045.1600000000003, "text": " A day."}, {"id": 1124, "start": 3046.44, "end": 3049.36, "text": " I'd like $50,000 a year at this point."}, {"id": 1125, "start": 3050.0800000000004, "end": 3051.7200000000003, "text": " I'd be okay with that."}, {"id": 1126, "start": 3051.86, "end": 3052.82, "text": " A month, you know."}, {"id": 1127, "start": 3053.34, "end": 3054.04, "text": " Let's not get greedy."}, {"id": 1128, "start": 3054.1400000000003, "end": 3054.42, "text": " A month."}, {"id": 1129, "start": 3054.6000000000004, "end": 3055.52, "text": " I'd still go with a year."}, {"id": 1130, "start": 3055.78, "end": 3056.52, "text": " I'm good with a year."}, {"id": 1131, "start": 3056.76, "end": 3057.46, "text": " You're good with a year?"}, {"id": 1132, "start": 3057.54, "end": 3058.32, "text": " I'm good with a year."}, {"id": 1133, "start": 3058.38, "end": 3059.4, "text": " By the way, Tara needs a job."}, {"id": 1134, "start": 3059.54, "end": 3060.78, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"id": 1135, "start": 3060.8, "end": 3063.94, "text": " You know anybody that wants to hire Tara, she needs a job."}, {"id": 1136, "start": 3064.94, "end": 3065.52, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1137, "start": 3066.92, "end": 3067.56, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"id": 1138, "start": 3068.32, "end": 3068.7200000000003, "text": " You all right?"}, {"id": 1139, "start": 3068.98, "end": 3069.44, "text": " You good?"}, {"id": 1140, "start": 3070.44, "end": 3070.82, "text": " I know."}, {"id": 1141, "start": 3070.94, "end": 3072.34, "text": " You said you weren't feeling good, so."}, {"id": 1142, "start": 3072.34, "end": 3073.6200000000003, "text": " I'm feeling fine now."}, {"id": 1143, "start": 3073.6800000000003, "end": 3074.1200000000003, "text": " It's just this."}, {"id": 1144, "start": 3074.32, "end": 3076.26, "text": " This cough-on-co-way is bothering me."}, {"id": 1145, "start": 3076.7000000000003, "end": 3077.6000000000004, "text": " It's making me crazy."}, {"id": 1146, "start": 3078.36, "end": 3078.52, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1147, "start": 3078.6000000000004, "end": 3085.52, "text": " So, apparently, Netflix, this is somewhat unconfirmed, right?"}, {"id": 1148, "start": 3085.56, "end": 3089.6400000000003, "text": " Because it's only on DSL Reports, and we haven't found it anywhere else."}, {"id": 1149, "start": 3090.1400000000003, "end": 3094.44, "text": " Not to mention, I don't really understand how it really alleviates the problem."}, {"id": 1150, "start": 3094.84, "end": 3098.8, "text": " But according to DSL Reports, Netflix is going to soon allow users."}, {"id": 1151, "start": 3099.8, "end": 3102.6200000000003, "text": " Netflix is going to allow users to download movies."}, {"id": 1152, "start": 3102.62, "end": 3107.52, "text": " And somehow, this is supposed to help people that are on bandwidth caps."}, {"id": 1153, "start": 3108.0, "end": 3112.16, "text": " I don't see how it is, because you've got to download the same amount of information, don't you?"}, {"id": 1154, "start": 3113.38, "end": 3118.64, "text": " Well, I think it's a little bit less to download a movie for watching rather than to stream it."}, {"id": 1155, "start": 3119.74, "end": 3120.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1156, "start": 3120.3199999999997, "end": 3121.02, "text": " I think."}, {"id": 1157, "start": 3121.6, "end": 3124.22, "text": " And I don't know how that's going to help."}, {"id": 1158, "start": 3124.2999999999997, "end": 3128.7, "text": " And first of all, I don't think that's actually going to happen, because why?"}, {"id": 1159, "start": 3129.6, "end": 3132.6, "text": " And, you know, I just don't get it."}, {"id": 1160, "start": 3132.6, "end": 3135.02, "text": " I don't understand how that's going to help anything."}, {"id": 1161, "start": 3135.98, "end": 3138.14, "text": " I guess there is one other source."}, {"id": 1162, "start": 3138.2999999999997, "end": 3141.4, "text": " Fortune.com is talking about it, too."}, {"id": 1163, "start": 3141.48, "end": 3142.7, "text": " But that's about it."}, {"id": 1164, "start": 3142.7, "end": 3143.2999999999997, "text": " Not 4chan."}, {"id": 1165, "start": 3143.44, "end": 3143.74, "text": " Fortune."}, {"id": 1166, "start": 3144.22, "end": 3144.7, "text": " Fortune."}, {"id": 1167, "start": 3144.96, "end": 3146.1, "text": " Yeah, not 4chan."}, {"id": 1168, "start": 3146.46, "end": 3148.2799999999997, "text": " Don't go to 4chan.com."}, {"id": 1169, "start": 3148.54, "end": 3150.72, "text": " Unless you have a strong sense of."}, {"id": 1170, "start": 3150.72, "end": 3151.36, "text": " No, just don't."}, {"id": 1171, "start": 3151.52, "end": 3152.22, "text": " Oh, no?"}, {"id": 1172, "start": 3152.4, "end": 3152.9, "text": " Don't."}, {"id": 1173, "start": 3152.98, "end": 3153.46, "text": " Ever."}, {"id": 1174, "start": 3154.62, "end": 3154.94, "text": " Don't."}, {"id": 1175, "start": 3154.98, "end": 3155.2599999999998, "text": " It's a."}, {"id": 1176, "start": 3155.48, "end": 3155.8199999999997, "text": " It's."}, {"id": 1177, "start": 3156.06, "end": 3156.48, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1178, "start": 3156.9, "end": 3157.74, "text": " Don't go."}, {"id": 1179, "start": 3158.7799999999997, "end": 3160.18, "text": " 4chan is not that bad."}, {"id": 1180, "start": 3160.86, "end": 3161.22, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1181, "start": 3161.22, "end": 3161.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"id": 1182, "start": 3162.08, "end": 3162.38, "text": " Never mind."}, {"id": 1183, "start": 3162.98, "end": 3164.2799999999997, "text": " 4chan is never good."}, {"id": 1184, "start": 3164.4, "end": 3165.14, "text": " I retract that."}, {"id": 1185, "start": 3165.2599999999998, "end": 3165.8199999999997, "text": " 4chan is."}, {"id": 1186, "start": 3165.8199999999997, "end": 3166.42, "text": " It's terrible."}, {"id": 1187, "start": 3167.04, "end": 3167.62, "text": " Don't go."}, {"id": 1188, "start": 3167.86, "end": 3170.06, "text": " Listeners, I'm telling you, do not go."}, {"id": 1189, "start": 3170.56, "end": 3171.8199999999997, "text": " You won't like it."}, {"id": 1190, "start": 3171.8199999999997, "end": 3174.7599999999998, "text": " If you want to see the dark underbelly of the Internet, 4chan."}, {"id": 1191, "start": 3175.06, "end": 3175.96, "text": " Don't go."}, {"id": 1192, "start": 3176.52, "end": 3178.64, "text": " We have to offer both sides of this here."}, {"id": 1193, "start": 3179.22, "end": 3179.3399999999997, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 1194, "start": 3179.46, "end": 3179.9, "text": " We've got to be."}, {"id": 1195, "start": 3180.48, "end": 3182.66, "text": " We've got to inform the listeners."}, {"id": 1196, "start": 3182.86, "end": 3184.5, "text": " You're going to make them all jaded."}, {"id": 1197, "start": 3185.16, "end": 3185.52, "text": " What's that?"}, {"id": 1198, "start": 3185.6, "end": 3186.74, "text": " You're going to make them all jaded."}, {"id": 1199, "start": 3187.24, "end": 3187.94, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"id": 1200, "start": 3188.12, "end": 3192.56, "text": " They'll totally appreciate the sites that don't have all of the things."}, {"id": 1201, "start": 3192.56, "end": 3192.58, "text": " They'll totally appreciate the sites that don't have all of the things."}, {"id": 1202, "start": 3192.58, "end": 3194.5, "text": " The sites that make 4chan what it is."}, {"id": 1203, "start": 3196.94, "end": 3199.2799999999997, "text": " Without the darkness, there can be no light."}, {"id": 1204, "start": 3199.84, "end": 3200.14, "text": " What is that?"}, {"id": 1205, "start": 3200.58, "end": 3201.02, "text": " 4chan?"}, {"id": 1206, "start": 3201.12, "end": 3201.54, "text": " F-O-R?"}, {"id": 1207, "start": 3201.56, "end": 3201.88, "text": " Don't."}, {"id": 1208, "start": 3202.12, "end": 3203.86, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"id": 1209, "start": 3203.86, "end": 3204.72, "text": " I've never heard of it."}, {"id": 1210, "start": 3204.7799999999997, "end": 3205.48, "text": " That's why I'm curious."}, {"id": 1211, "start": 3205.48, "end": 3205.7599999999998, "text": " Number four."}, {"id": 1212, "start": 3205.7599999999998, "end": 3208.74, "text": " There's a reason you've never heard of it, and you don't want to know."}, {"id": 1213, "start": 3208.98, "end": 3209.6, "text": " Number four."}, {"id": 1214, "start": 3209.92, "end": 3210.92, "text": " C-H-A-N."}, {"id": 1215, "start": 3211.44, "end": 3212.2599999999998, "text": " Dot org."}, {"id": 1216, "start": 3212.44, "end": 3212.94, "text": " Dot org."}, {"id": 1217, "start": 3213.24, "end": 3213.7999999999997, "text": " 4chan.org."}, {"id": 1218, "start": 3214.96, "end": 3219.2599999999998, "text": " And if you want the government to look in your computer, go to 4chan, because they go"}, {"id": 1219, "start": 3219.2599999999998, "end": 3221.42, "text": " to that site a lot to find people."}, {"id": 1220, "start": 3221.42, "end": 3222.54, "text": " It's the forbidden fruit."}, {"id": 1221, "start": 3222.54, "end": 3223.36, "text": " It's bad."}, {"id": 1222, "start": 3223.52, "end": 3223.9, "text": " Don't go."}, {"id": 1223, "start": 3224.2599999999998, "end": 3225.16, "text": " Don't go to 4chan."}, {"id": 1224, "start": 3225.88, "end": 3227.34, "text": " Number 4chan.org."}, {"id": 1225, "start": 3227.44, "end": 3227.88, "text": " Don't go there."}, {"id": 1226, "start": 3231.96, "end": 3237.12, "text": " Anywho, but yeah, 4chan.com is also saying the same thing, but it's based off of an interview"}, {"id": 1227, "start": 3237.12, "end": 3241.6, "text": " that this guy, one of the heads of Netflix, did."}, {"id": 1228, "start": 3241.62, "end": 3243.1, "text": " I just don't see how it would help."}, {"id": 1229, "start": 3244.2799999999997, "end": 3247.1, "text": " I don't know if it's something that you can help."}, {"id": 1230, "start": 3247.1, "end": 3252.22, "text": " I think it looks to me like it's something more that you can download the movie temporarily,"}, {"id": 1231, "start": 3252.54, "end": 3254.56, "text": " if you don't have a Wi-Fi connection."}, {"id": 1232, "start": 3255.1, "end": 3258.74, "text": " Here, I guess this would be if you're going to watch the movie again, right?"}, {"id": 1233, "start": 3258.84, "end": 3259.6, "text": " If you're going to watch it twice."}, {"id": 1234, "start": 3259.74, "end": 3260.46, "text": " Yeah, or that."}, {"id": 1235, "start": 3260.64, "end": 3263.44, "text": " Then that way you get to download it once, watch it twice locally."}, {"id": 1236, "start": 3264.14, "end": 3265.3, "text": " That would save you some bandwidth."}, {"id": 1237, "start": 3265.54, "end": 3269.3, "text": " Or like if you're going on an airplane or a driving trip and you don't have Wi-Fi on"}, {"id": 1238, "start": 3269.3, "end": 3269.74, "text": " your tablet."}, {"id": 1239, "start": 3270.2599999999998, "end": 3273.48, "text": " Yeah, I was going to say like vacation or something like that for the kids."}, {"id": 1240, "start": 3273.96, "end": 3274.44, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 1241, "start": 3274.62, "end": 3276.6, "text": " That would have been really helpful last week."}, {"id": 1242, "start": 3276.88, "end": 3280.66, "text": " Considering the quality of movies that are on Netflix, I don't know if there's anything"}, {"id": 1243, "start": 3280.66, "end": 3281.66, "text": " that I would want to watch twice."}, {"id": 1244, "start": 3282.54, "end": 3284.84, "text": " But you don't have little kids anymore."}, {"id": 1245, "start": 3286.2599999999998, "end": 3286.8, "text": " That's true."}, {"id": 1246, "start": 3287.54, "end": 3288.3, "text": " That's true, yeah."}, {"id": 1247, "start": 3288.62, "end": 3291.86, "text": " I've seen the same YouTube videos 20 times in one day."}, {"id": 1248, "start": 3291.86, "end": 3298.38, "text": " My daughter has progressed past the most irritating stuff on the internet or movies."}, {"id": 1249, "start": 3299.46, "end": 3306.14, "text": " But now she watches these other things and I just, I don't know, I'm finally that older"}, {"id": 1250, "start": 3306.14, "end": 3308.7599999999998, "text": " person that's just slack-jawed going, what?"}, {"id": 1251, "start": 3309.46, "end": 3309.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1252, "start": 3309.72, "end": 3311.02, "text": " What is she watching?"}, {"id": 1253, "start": 3311.02, "end": 3311.08, "text": " What is she watching?"}, {"id": 1254, "start": 3312.0, "end": 3318.34, "text": " And, you know, she's now 13 and I told her when she's 13 she can have a little more control"}, {"id": 1255, "start": 3318.34, "end": 3320.5, "text": " over her viewing preferences."}, {"id": 1256, "start": 3321.92, "end": 3325.58, "text": " And I still get a report, right, because she watches YouTube on her phone all day."}, {"id": 1257, "start": 3325.8, "end": 3330.02, "text": " And I still get a report of all the videos that she's watched and all that stuff."}, {"id": 1258, "start": 3330.2, "end": 3333.22, "text": " But it's like, okay, I'm letting her be."}, {"id": 1259, "start": 3334.22, "end": 3339.64, "text": " But I've sampled some of the things that she's watching and I'm like, how does, first of"}, {"id": 1260, "start": 3339.64, "end": 3340.64, "text": " all, anyone find this entertaining?"}, {"id": 1261, "start": 3341.02, "end": 3344.0, "text": " And, uh, I don't know."}, {"id": 1262, "start": 3344.16, "end": 3345.2599999999998, "text": " Maybe if you were 13."}, {"id": 1263, "start": 3345.42, "end": 3345.94, "text": " I guess."}, {"id": 1264, "start": 3346.3, "end": 3348.58, "text": " That's how I feel about most of what my kids watch."}, {"id": 1265, "start": 3348.68, "end": 3351.44, "text": " I guess I'm just officially getting old is really what it is."}, {"id": 1266, "start": 3351.5, "end": 3355.6, "text": " My son and daughter are really into this streamer on YouTube named DanTDM."}, {"id": 1267, "start": 3356.12, "end": 3362.0, "text": " He's got over 10 million subscribers and he does a video every single day, which is nice"}, {"id": 1268, "start": 3362.0, "end": 3366.2599999999998, "text": " because we watch the same five videos over and over."}, {"id": 1269, "start": 3366.44, "end": 3368.02, "text": " He's got like 400 videos."}, {"id": 1270, "start": 3368.16, "end": 3369.36, "text": " Nope, same five videos."}, {"id": 1271, "start": 3371.02, "end": 3371.28, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 1272, "start": 3371.38, "end": 3372.34, "text": " It's infuriating."}, {"id": 1273, "start": 3372.36, "end": 3373.2, "text": " Yeah, I don't get it."}, {"id": 1274, "start": 3373.8, "end": 3375.18, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"id": 1275, "start": 3375.22, "end": 3376.06, "text": " I don't get it at all."}, {"id": 1276, "start": 3377.06, "end": 3379.28, "text": " It's just..."}, {"id": 1277, "start": 3379.28, "end": 3380.56, "text": " Kids."}, {"id": 1278, "start": 3380.78, "end": 3381.86, "text": " To be 13 again."}, {"id": 1279, "start": 3382.16, "end": 3383.36, "text": " Or six and seven."}, {"id": 1280, "start": 3384.46, "end": 3385.32, "text": " We're going to take a break."}, {"id": 1281, "start": 3385.4, "end": 3388.12, "text": " We'll be right back with more of the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1282, "start": 3388.2, "end": 3390.16, "text": " Give us a call at 790-2048."}, {"id": 1283, "start": 3390.16, "end": 3400.16, "text": " We'll be right back."}, {"id": 1284, "start": 3401.02, "end": 3431.0, "text": " We'll be right back."}, {"id": 1285, "start": 3431.02, "end": 3435.2, "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1286, "start": 3435.2599999999998, "end": 3438.24, "text": " My name is Mike here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a person in the process."}, {"id": 1287, "start": 3438.46, "end": 3439.02, "text": " 790-2040."}, {"id": 1288, "start": 3439.84, "end": 3441.94, "text": " That's 520-790-2040."}, {"id": 1289, "start": 3442.0, "end": 3444.98, "text": " If you have a question, much like John, we'll talk to John."}, {"id": 1290, "start": 3445.04, "end": 3445.38, "text": " Hello, John."}, {"id": 1291, "start": 3445.4, "end": 3445.72, "text": " How are you?"}, {"id": 1292, "start": 3447.2, "end": 3449.24, "text": " I think John might have put us on hold."}, {"id": 1293, "start": 3449.66, "end": 3450.28, "text": " That's what he did."}, {"id": 1294, "start": 3451.06, "end": 3451.3, "text": " Hello?"}, {"id": 1295, "start": 3451.84, "end": 3452.3, "text": " Hi, John."}, {"id": 1296, "start": 3452.36, "end": 3452.46, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1297, "start": 3453.9, "end": 3454.18, "text": " Hi."}, {"id": 1298, "start": 3454.38, "end": 3454.96, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"id": 1299, "start": 3455.96, "end": 3456.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1300, "start": 3456.28, "end": 3460.32, "text": " How about Blu-ray burners?"}, {"id": 1301, "start": 3461.02, "end": 3463.14, "text": " Do you know about those things?"}, {"id": 1302, "start": 3463.6, "end": 3464.46, "text": " I've heard of them."}, {"id": 1303, "start": 3464.9, "end": 3465.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1304, "start": 3465.8, "end": 3476.9, "text": " Well, could I get one that I can plug into my PC, watch, and burn, and store things from that to and from it?"}, {"id": 1305, "start": 3477.38, "end": 3487.3, "text": " And also, though, at the same time, watch it on television, plug into television from the burner itself."}, {"id": 1306, "start": 3487.74, "end": 3490.86, "text": " So, in other words, use it both ways, both for PC and for TV."}, {"id": 1307, "start": 3491.02, "end": 3491.54, "text": " Can I do that?"}, {"id": 1308, "start": 3492.12, "end": 3492.64, "text": " Sort of."}, {"id": 1309, "start": 3493.08, "end": 3494.64, "text": " It wouldn't plug directly into the burner."}, {"id": 1310, "start": 3494.7599999999998, "end": 3496.54, "text": " You'd plug it into the computer for the TV."}, {"id": 1311, "start": 3497.4, "end": 3497.7599999999998, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1312, "start": 3497.86, "end": 3501.2, "text": " So, you'd make the TV an additional monitor on your computer."}, {"id": 1313, "start": 3502.42, "end": 3506.1, "text": " Oh, you'd plug your TV into your PC, then?"}, {"id": 1314, "start": 3506.24, "end": 3506.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1315, "start": 3507.5, "end": 3508.08, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"id": 1316, "start": 3508.8, "end": 3519.64, "text": " So, I couldn't buy a burner that would be like a, I could use it as sort of a portable PC external storage burner thing,"}, {"id": 1317, "start": 3519.8, "end": 3520.64, "text": " and also a..."}, {"id": 1318, "start": 3520.64, "end": 3520.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1319, "start": 3520.66, "end": 3520.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1320, "start": 3520.72, "end": 3520.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1321, "start": 3520.74, "end": 3520.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1322, "start": 3520.8, "end": 3520.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1323, "start": 3520.86, "end": 3521.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1324, "start": 3521.0, "end": 3521.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1325, "start": 3521.02, "end": 3524.94, "text": " A DVD player, or I mean a burner, whatever, Blu-ray disc player."}, {"id": 1326, "start": 3525.12, "end": 3526.74, "text": " As far as I know, those don't exist."}, {"id": 1327, "start": 3528.06, "end": 3537.92, "text": " The ability to actually burn to it and use it as a standalone player for a TV, I don't know about any of those."}, {"id": 1328, "start": 3538.86, "end": 3546.98, "text": " Well, would it depend on the kind of connection, if I get adapters, that we plug into the back of the burner and into the TV?"}, {"id": 1329, "start": 3549.96, "end": 3550.78, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"id": 1330, "start": 3550.78, "end": 3550.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1331, "start": 3551.3, "end": 3551.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1332, "start": 3551.6, "end": 3552.64, "text": " Like I said, I don't think those exist."}, {"id": 1333, "start": 3552.8, "end": 3557.44, "text": " I think the only way that you're going to pull this off is you're going to have a Blu-ray burner for your computer,"}, {"id": 1334, "start": 3557.98, "end": 3566.7, "text": " so that you can actually store things to it, and then you would hook up your television as a secondary monitor to your computer in order to watch things on it."}, {"id": 1335, "start": 3567.6, "end": 3567.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1336, "start": 3567.92, "end": 3575.2, "text": " Now, sort of, I guess this is somewhat new technology, DVD, I mean these Blu-ray discs."}, {"id": 1337, "start": 3575.9, "end": 3579.92, "text": " Are those discs as a storage media?"}, {"id": 1338, "start": 3579.92, "end": 3588.2000000000003, "text": " Are they stable as, say, a DVD dual-layer disc?"}, {"id": 1339, "start": 3588.86, "end": 3595.1800000000003, "text": " Yeah, they're effectively the same technology, so they behave the same way."}, {"id": 1340, "start": 3595.44, "end": 3599.16, "text": " And, yeah, DVDs, Blu-rays, all that stuff's sort of on the way out anyway."}, {"id": 1341, "start": 3599.28, "end": 3600.36, "text": " Nobody's using that stuff anymore."}, {"id": 1342, "start": 3601.04, "end": 3604.56, "text": " In fact, most computers don't even come with any type of optical media these days."}, {"id": 1343, "start": 3606.88, "end": 3608.36, "text": " Everybody's switching over to Flash."}, {"id": 1344, "start": 3608.84, "end": 3609.3, "text": " Yeah, so, you know, just..."}, {"id": 1345, "start": 3609.3, "end": 3609.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1346, "start": 3609.32, "end": 3609.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1347, "start": 3609.34, "end": 3609.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1348, "start": 3609.4, "end": 3609.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1349, "start": 3609.46, "end": 3609.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1350, "start": 3609.48, "end": 3609.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1351, "start": 3609.5, "end": 3609.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1352, "start": 3609.52, "end": 3609.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1353, "start": 3609.62, "end": 3609.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1354, "start": 3609.7200000000003, "end": 3609.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1355, "start": 3609.78, "end": 3609.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1356, "start": 3609.88, "end": 3609.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1357, "start": 3609.92, "end": 3615.66, "text": " Just plug in a USB with a 64-gig or 128-gig or larger flash media."}, {"id": 1358, "start": 3616.9, "end": 3617.04, "text": " So..."}, {"id": 1359, "start": 3617.04, "end": 3618.4, "text": " Oh, so I would get, like..."}, {"id": 1360, "start": 3618.4, "end": 3623.8, "text": " So, in other words, what you're talking about is buying, like, an external flash storage"}, {"id": 1361, "start": 3623.8, "end": 3625.1800000000003, "text": " thing."}, {"id": 1362, "start": 3625.6, "end": 3627.7400000000002, "text": " Sort of, like flash drives, you know, thumb drives."}, {"id": 1363, "start": 3628.28, "end": 3630.76, "text": " And most TVs today support that, by the way."}, {"id": 1364, "start": 3630.84, "end": 3636.1, "text": " So you could just, if you wanted to have some type of a storage media, you could burn or"}, {"id": 1365, "start": 3636.1, "end": 3638.44, "text": " write to a flash drive media."}, {"id": 1366, "start": 3638.44, "end": 3638.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1367, "start": 3638.56, "end": 3638.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1368, "start": 3638.58, "end": 3638.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1369, "start": 3638.6, "end": 3638.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1370, "start": 3638.62, "end": 3638.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1371, "start": 3638.64, "end": 3638.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1372, "start": 3638.66, "end": 3638.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1373, "start": 3638.6800000000003, "end": 3638.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1374, "start": 3638.7000000000003, "end": 3638.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1375, "start": 3638.7200000000003, "end": 3638.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1376, "start": 3638.7400000000002, "end": 3638.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1377, "start": 3638.78, "end": 3638.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1378, "start": 3638.82, "end": 3638.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1379, "start": 3638.88, "end": 3638.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1380, "start": 3638.9, "end": 3638.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1381, "start": 3638.94, "end": 3638.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1382, "start": 3638.98, "end": 3639.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1383, "start": 3639.14, "end": 3639.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1384, "start": 3639.16, "end": 3639.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1385, "start": 3639.2200000000003, "end": 3639.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1386, "start": 3639.2400000000002, "end": 3639.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1387, "start": 3639.3, "end": 3639.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1388, "start": 3639.62, "end": 3639.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1389, "start": 3639.92, "end": 3640.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1390, "start": 3640.32, "end": 3640.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1391, "start": 3640.38, "end": 3640.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1392, "start": 3640.4, "end": 3640.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1393, "start": 3640.42, "end": 3640.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1394, "start": 3640.44, "end": 3640.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1395, "start": 3640.46, "end": 3640.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1396, "start": 3640.48, "end": 3640.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1397, "start": 3640.54, "end": 3640.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1398, "start": 3640.56, "end": 3640.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1399, "start": 3640.64, "end": 3640.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1400, "start": 3640.66, "end": 3640.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1401, "start": 3641.8, "end": 3642.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1402, "start": 3642.2400000000002, "end": 3642.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1403, "start": 3642.28, "end": 3642.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1404, "start": 3642.32, "end": 3642.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1405, "start": 3642.48, "end": 3647.7400000000002, "text": " But you wouldn't be able to have as much stored on one flash drive as, say, a bunch"}, {"id": 1406, "start": 3647.7400000000002, "end": 3648.6800000000003, "text": " of disks, right?"}, {"id": 1407, "start": 3648.96, "end": 3655.52, "text": " They have one terabyte thumb drives, which is considerably more than you'd ever get on"}, {"id": 1408, "start": 3655.52, "end": 3656.2000000000003, "text": " a bunch of disks."}, {"id": 1409, "start": 3657.58, "end": 3661.2400000000002, "text": " So, I mean, like, the Blu-ray disks are, what, 24 gigabyte?"}, {"id": 1410, "start": 3662.06, "end": 3662.38, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 1411, "start": 3662.6, "end": 3663.82, "text": " I think 25, right?"}, {"id": 1412, "start": 3664.0, "end": 3664.7000000000003, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"id": 1413, "start": 3664.84, "end": 3667.7000000000003, "text": " So, let's say you have..."}, {"id": 1414, "start": 3667.7000000000003, "end": 3668.32, "text": " Four of them."}, {"id": 1415, "start": 3668.5, "end": 3669.9, "text": " ...2% of what you have."}, {"id": 1416, "start": 3669.92, "end": 3673.56, "text": " You can put it on a one gig, or a one terabyte flash drive."}, {"id": 1417, "start": 3674.48, "end": 3674.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1418, "start": 3675.12, "end": 3677.08, "text": " So, there's..."}, {"id": 1419, "start": 3677.08, "end": 3677.84, "text": " Yeah, there's..."}, {"id": 1420, "start": 3677.84, "end": 3678.56, "text": " Go to flash."}, {"id": 1421, "start": 3678.7000000000003, "end": 3681.1, "text": " I wouldn't waste the money on Blu-ray or the disks."}, {"id": 1422, "start": 3681.2000000000003, "end": 3683.1, "text": " Even the media itself is too expensive."}, {"id": 1423, "start": 3683.76, "end": 3688.32, "text": " How big is a one terabyte physically flash drive?"}, {"id": 1424, "start": 3688.46, "end": 3689.66, "text": " Same as everything else."}, {"id": 1425, "start": 3689.7200000000003, "end": 3690.5, "text": " They're all about the same size."}, {"id": 1426, "start": 3691.44, "end": 3692.36, "text": " Like a little thumb drive?"}, {"id": 1427, "start": 3692.48, "end": 3692.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1428, "start": 3692.62, "end": 3693.26, "text": " Is that how big it is?"}, {"id": 1429, "start": 3693.44, "end": 3693.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1430, "start": 3694.2000000000003, "end": 3694.6, "text": " Wow."}, {"id": 1431, "start": 3696.02, "end": 3699.7000000000003, "text": " And could you store, like, I mean, completely un-disked?"}, {"id": 1432, "start": 3699.92, "end": 3701.64, "text": " Unrelated data?"}, {"id": 1433, "start": 3701.9, "end": 3703.6, "text": " Different files and folders on it?"}, {"id": 1434, "start": 3703.64, "end": 3706.1800000000003, "text": " Well, you can put anything you want on a flash drive."}, {"id": 1435, "start": 3706.76, "end": 3707.1800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1436, "start": 3707.56, "end": 3709.78, "text": " I might go with that, then, instead of a bunch of disks."}, {"id": 1437, "start": 3710.78, "end": 3711.2200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1438, "start": 3711.4, "end": 3714.46, "text": " Yeah, I think that the whole disk medium is dead."}, {"id": 1439, "start": 3715.14, "end": 3716.62, "text": " It's so..."}, {"id": 1440, "start": 3716.62, "end": 3718.2200000000003, "text": " It's time-consuming."}, {"id": 1441, "start": 3718.5, "end": 3719.2200000000003, "text": " It's expensive."}, {"id": 1442, "start": 3719.42, "end": 3720.06, "text": " It's wasteful."}, {"id": 1443, "start": 3720.46, "end": 3721.82, "text": " Just go with flash media."}, {"id": 1444, "start": 3722.92, "end": 3723.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1445, "start": 3723.36, "end": 3724.66, "text": " That sounds like I might do that."}, {"id": 1446, "start": 3725.7000000000003, "end": 3729.36, "text": " Now, flash media is not as stable as optical..."}, {"id": 1447, "start": 3729.92, "end": 3731.14, "text": " Optical media, right?"}, {"id": 1448, "start": 3731.28, "end": 3731.7200000000003, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"id": 1449, "start": 3732.28, "end": 3735.82, "text": " So, there is the potential for data loss, you know,"}, {"id": 1450, "start": 3735.86, "end": 3737.82, "text": " where flash drives just drop dead and it happens."}, {"id": 1451, "start": 3739.04, "end": 3742.7000000000003, "text": " So, if it's super important as, like, an archival copy,"}, {"id": 1452, "start": 3743.06, "end": 3745.16, "text": " yeah, go ahead and burn it to some type of optical media,"}, {"id": 1453, "start": 3745.32, "end": 3746.36, "text": " put it somewhere safe."}, {"id": 1454, "start": 3747.1800000000003, "end": 3751.1800000000003, "text": " But flash media is sort of the way to go for, you know,"}, {"id": 1455, "start": 3751.2000000000003, "end": 3752.56, "text": " any type of daily use."}, {"id": 1456, "start": 3753.38, "end": 3756.7400000000002, "text": " Now, by not being stable, do you mean it, I mean,"}, {"id": 1457, "start": 3756.7400000000002, "end": 3759.08, "text": " it deletes by itself over time?"}, {"id": 1458, "start": 3759.3, "end": 3759.9, "text": " Or what do you mean?"}, {"id": 1459, "start": 3759.9, "end": 3763.1600000000003, "text": " Well, occasionally the chips on flash drives just drop dead."}, {"id": 1460, "start": 3764.14, "end": 3765.44, "text": " Just drop dead and stop working?"}, {"id": 1461, "start": 3765.64, "end": 3765.82, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 1462, "start": 3766.2000000000003, "end": 3769.7000000000003, "text": " And then, you know, you can't read that particular media anymore."}, {"id": 1463, "start": 3770.28, "end": 3770.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1464, "start": 3771.1800000000003, "end": 3772.48, "text": " So, it happens."}, {"id": 1465, "start": 3772.92, "end": 3775.28, "text": " But it's not terribly common, but it happens."}, {"id": 1466, "start": 3775.84, "end": 3780.1600000000003, "text": " In that case, as an important storage medium,"}, {"id": 1467, "start": 3780.64, "end": 3783.78, "text": " would Blu-rays be better than DVD disks?"}, {"id": 1468, "start": 3784.26, "end": 3787.7400000000002, "text": " I mean, they're larger, but they're the same as far as stability?"}, {"id": 1469, "start": 3789.3, "end": 3789.78, "text": " Um..."}, {"id": 1470, "start": 3789.78, "end": 3790.78, "text": " But we're meat, right?"}, {"id": 1471, "start": 3790.94, "end": 3794.98, "text": " I think that optical media is rather pointless."}, {"id": 1472, "start": 3795.7200000000003, "end": 3798.98, "text": " I think if you're going to have some type of, like, a cold storage,"}, {"id": 1473, "start": 3799.1200000000003, "end": 3803.52, "text": " something that's large amounts of data that you just want to have as a backup,"}, {"id": 1474, "start": 3803.84, "end": 3806.02, "text": " you get some type of an external hard drive,"}, {"id": 1475, "start": 3806.5800000000004, "end": 3808.6800000000003, "text": " one of the small ones, you know, like a, you know,"}, {"id": 1476, "start": 3809.1400000000003, "end": 3814.6000000000004, "text": " the laptop size two or three terabyte external hard drives,"}, {"id": 1477, "start": 3814.86, "end": 3816.92, "text": " you make a copy of all your stuff to that,"}, {"id": 1478, "start": 3817.0400000000004, "end": 3818.4, "text": " you put that away somewhere safe,"}, {"id": 1479, "start": 3818.44, "end": 3819.76, "text": " and then you can have flash drives as you go."}, {"id": 1480, "start": 3819.78, "end": 3823.76, "text": " As your primary use, as long as there's a copy somewhere else."}, {"id": 1481, "start": 3824.3, "end": 3825.38, "text": " You should always have two backups."}, {"id": 1482, "start": 3826.02, "end": 3831.1000000000004, "text": " But what if I want to have something where I can just carry it around with me from PC to PC?"}, {"id": 1483, "start": 3831.6000000000004, "end": 3834.2000000000003, "text": " I think in that way, disks are more convenient."}, {"id": 1484, "start": 3834.88, "end": 3836.0800000000004, "text": " You can think that, I guess."}, {"id": 1485, "start": 3837.2200000000003, "end": 3841.0, "text": " Like I said, most machines don't even have optical drives anymore."}, {"id": 1486, "start": 3841.86, "end": 3846.26, "text": " So, truly, the most convenient that I can think of is the flash drives."}, {"id": 1487, "start": 3846.44, "end": 3847.02, "text": " They're small."}, {"id": 1488, "start": 3847.1600000000003, "end": 3847.94, "text": " You can put them in your pocket."}, {"id": 1489, "start": 3847.94, "end": 3850.2400000000002, "text": " They're relatively indestructible."}, {"id": 1490, "start": 3850.5, "end": 3854.56, "text": " I mean, they can survive going through the washing machine and the dryer and all that."}, {"id": 1491, "start": 3854.9, "end": 3858.1, "text": " They're very stable as far as that is concerned,"}, {"id": 1492, "start": 3858.32, "end": 3861.7200000000003, "text": " but it shouldn't be your only copy of anything."}, {"id": 1493, "start": 3862.38, "end": 3862.46, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1494, "start": 3862.76, "end": 3865.7400000000002, "text": " So, you're saying, but what you're saying is a second copy,"}, {"id": 1495, "start": 3865.86, "end": 3868.52, "text": " the more stable medium is actually a hard drive."}, {"id": 1496, "start": 3868.64, "end": 3868.82, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1497, "start": 3868.9, "end": 3870.32, "text": " A hard drive or optical media."}, {"id": 1498, "start": 3870.44, "end": 3872.7200000000003, "text": " But like I'm saying, the optical media is expensive."}, {"id": 1499, "start": 3873.02, "end": 3873.88, "text": " It's time consuming."}, {"id": 1500, "start": 3874.64, "end": 3876.3, "text": " It takes a long time to burn a disk."}, {"id": 1501, "start": 3876.48, "end": 3876.88, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1502, "start": 3876.88, "end": 3877.92, "text": " And the disks themselves."}, {"id": 1503, "start": 3878.02, "end": 3878.42, "text": " They're expensive."}, {"id": 1504, "start": 3878.6, "end": 3882.02, "text": " So, if you just buy one large external hard drive, that's a great backup source."}, {"id": 1505, "start": 3882.54, "end": 3882.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1506, "start": 3883.1, "end": 3883.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1507, "start": 3883.58, "end": 3884.68, "text": " Sounds good."}, {"id": 1508, "start": 3885.36, "end": 3885.62, "text": " Cool."}, {"id": 1509, "start": 3886.14, "end": 3887.78, "text": " Well, thank you for your info."}, {"id": 1510, "start": 3888.18, "end": 3888.7000000000003, "text": " Appreciate it, John."}, {"id": 1511, "start": 3888.76, "end": 3889.04, "text": " Thanks."}, {"id": 1512, "start": 3889.46, "end": 3889.64, "text": " Bye."}, {"id": 1513, "start": 3889.98, "end": 3891.86, "text": " I don't mean to sound like I'm going back and forth on this."}, {"id": 1514, "start": 3891.86, "end": 3898.38, "text": " I mean, yes, optical media is more stable than a flash drive overall if you don't use it."}, {"id": 1515, "start": 3898.88, "end": 3898.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1516, "start": 3899.2000000000003, "end": 3899.42, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1517, "start": 3899.52, "end": 3903.18, "text": " But let's say you're taking a disk in and out often."}, {"id": 1518, "start": 3903.9, "end": 3905.32, "text": " It's likely to get scratched."}, {"id": 1519, "start": 3905.5, "end": 3906.8, "text": " It's likely to have problems."}, {"id": 1520, "start": 3907.94, "end": 3910.82, "text": " If you have kids, they can break them in half."}, {"id": 1521, "start": 3911.14, "end": 3911.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1522, "start": 3911.38, "end": 3918.86, "text": " If you're thinking also it's $2 a disk or whatever for a Blu-ray disk versus, let's see, on Newey,"}, {"id": 1523, "start": 3918.92, "end": 3922.92, "text": " you can get half terabyte flash drives for $60."}, {"id": 1524, "start": 3923.48, "end": 3923.9, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 1525, "start": 3924.9, "end": 3926.2200000000003, "text": " So, I mean, there's..."}, {"id": 1526, "start": 3926.2200000000003, "end": 3927.88, "text": " That's a lot of information, too."}, {"id": 1527, "start": 3928.02, "end": 3929.26, "text": " There's a ton of space."}, {"id": 1528, "start": 3930.08, "end": 3935.64, "text": " So, yeah, I don't think optical media is useful anymore."}, {"id": 1529, "start": 3935.64, "end": 3935.84, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"id": 1530, "start": 3936.46, "end": 3937.88, "text": " Which is unfortunate because it is good."}, {"id": 1531, "start": 3938.7200000000003, "end": 3942.06, "text": " Well, I think it's great as a cold storage, right?"}, {"id": 1532, "start": 3942.12, "end": 3943.02, "text": " You're going to burn a disk."}, {"id": 1533, "start": 3943.1600000000003, "end": 3943.94, "text": " You're going to take it out."}, {"id": 1534, "start": 3944.12, "end": 3945.04, "text": " You're going to put it in the sleeve."}, {"id": 1535, "start": 3945.1800000000003, "end": 3946.3, "text": " And then you're going to put it in the safe."}, {"id": 1536, "start": 3947.1, "end": 3947.34, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 1537, "start": 3947.48, "end": 3948.56, "text": " Like, that's it."}, {"id": 1538, "start": 3948.92, "end": 3951.42, "text": " That's the only time that optical media is useful."}, {"id": 1539, "start": 3951.6800000000003, "end": 3953.46, "text": " I say we go back to vinyl records."}, {"id": 1540, "start": 3954.98, "end": 3955.86, "text": " Declaring it right now."}, {"id": 1541, "start": 3955.92, "end": 3956.1400000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1542, "start": 3956.1400000000003, "end": 3956.6600000000003, "text": " Next subject."}, {"id": 1543, "start": 3956.92, "end": 3958.06, "text": " Better audio quality."}, {"id": 1544, "start": 3958.2000000000003, "end": 3958.7400000000002, "text": " Just saying."}, {"id": 1545, "start": 3959.28, "end": 3960.4, "text": " Better audio quality."}, {"id": 1546, "start": 3962.2400000000002, "end": 3962.96, "text": " Define better."}, {"id": 1547, "start": 3963.96, "end": 3964.52, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1548, "start": 3966.76, "end": 3967.6600000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1549, "start": 3967.6600000000003, "end": 3967.7200000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1550, "start": 3967.7200000000003, "end": 3967.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1551, "start": 3967.76, "end": 3967.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1552, "start": 3967.78, "end": 3967.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1553, "start": 3967.8, "end": 3967.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1554, "start": 3967.82, "end": 3967.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1555, "start": 3967.84, "end": 3967.86, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1556, "start": 3967.88, "end": 3969.04, "text": " I don't know if that's better or not."}, {"id": 1557, "start": 3969.28, "end": 3969.48, "text": " I mean."}, {"id": 1558, "start": 3969.84, "end": 3970.5, "text": " Compared to CD."}, {"id": 1559, "start": 3970.7000000000003, "end": 3971.28, "text": " It's warmer."}, {"id": 1560, "start": 3972.1800000000003, "end": 3974.86, "text": " Well, compared to CD, it's less compressed."}, {"id": 1561, "start": 3976.44, "end": 3978.46, "text": " Well, you can have fully uncompressed even on CD."}, {"id": 1562, "start": 3978.6600000000003, "end": 3979.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, it's not the same."}, {"id": 1563, "start": 3979.92, "end": 3980.28, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1564, "start": 3980.38, "end": 3980.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1565, "start": 3981.1400000000003, "end": 3981.4, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1566, "start": 3981.44, "end": 3982.04, "text": " Let's go ahead and take a break."}, {"id": 1567, "start": 3982.1, "end": 3982.86, "text": " Get me a gramophone."}, {"id": 1568, "start": 3983.82, "end": 3984.48, "text": " Oh, look at this."}, {"id": 1569, "start": 3985.2200000000003, "end": 3986.04, "text": " This is on vinyl."}, {"id": 1570, "start": 3986.26, "end": 3987.12, "text": " This was on vinyl."}, {"id": 1571, "start": 3987.3, "end": 3987.7000000000003, "text": " Love it."}, {"id": 1572, "start": 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"end": 4033.6800000000003, "text": " Listen to me strolling."}, {"id": 1592, "start": 4033.6800000000003, "end": 4035.1800000000003, "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1593, "start": 4035.1800000000003, "end": 4036.6800000000003, "text": " Give us a call at 790-2040."}, {"id": 1594, "start": 4036.6800000000003, "end": 4037.6800000000003, "text": " I love this song."}, {"id": 1595, "start": 4037.6800000000003, "end": 4038.6800000000003, "text": " The old bumpers from years ago."}, {"id": 1596, "start": 4038.6800000000003, "end": 4039.6800000000003, "text": " I love this song."}, {"id": 1597, "start": 4039.6800000000003, "end": 4040.6800000000003, "text": " I'm so excited to go see them."}, {"id": 1598, "start": 4040.6800000000003, "end": 4041.6800000000003, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"id": 1599, "start": 4041.6800000000003, "end": 4042.6800000000003, "text": " Did you get tickets to go see Weird Al?"}, {"id": 1600, "start": 4042.6800000000003, "end": 4043.6800000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1601, "start": 4043.6800000000003, "end": 4044.6800000000003, "text": " Two months ago."}, {"id": 1602, "start": 4044.6800000000003, "end": 4045.6800000000003, "text": " I did not."}, {"id": 1603, "start": 4045.6800000000003, "end": 4046.6800000000003, "text": " I've been wanting to see him for like two decades."}, {"id": 1604, "start": 4046.6800000000003, "end": 4047.6800000000003, "text": " I did not."}, {"id": 1605, "start": 4047.6800000000003, "end": 4048.6800000000003, "text": " Since I was 12."}, {"id": 1606, "start": 4048.6800000000003, "end": 4049.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1607, "start": 4049.6800000000003, "end": 4050.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1608, "start": 4050.6800000000003, "end": 4051.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1609, "start": 4051.6800000000003, "end": 4052.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1610, "start": 4052.6800000000003, "end": 4053.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1611, "start": 4053.6800000000003, "end": 4054.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1612, "start": 4054.6800000000003, "end": 4055.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1613, "start": 4055.6800000000003, "end": 4056.6800000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"id": 1614, "start": 4056.6800000000003, "end": 4060.6800000000003, "text": " That's good to know."}, {"id": 1615, "start": 4060.6800000000003, "end": 4063.6800000000003, "text": " Never had an opportunity, so I'm very excited now."}, {"id": 1616, "start": 4063.6800000000003, "end": 4068.6800000000003, "text": " So Russia is set to pass a bill requiring ISPs to eavesdrop on customer data."}, {"id": 1617, "start": 4068.6800000000003, "end": 4069.6800000000003, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"id": 1618, "start": 4069.6800000000003, "end": 4072.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1619, "start": 4072.6800000000003, "end": 4074.6800000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 1620, "start": 4074.6800000000003, "end": 4076.6800000000003, "text": " Are you shocked by Russia doing this, though?"}, {"id": 1621, "start": 4076.6800000000003, "end": 4078.6800000000003, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1622, "start": 4078.6800000000003, "end": 4085.6800000000003, "text": " I mean, they probably shouldn't, considering, you know, the whole Snowden thing."}, {"id": 1623, "start": 4085.6800000000003, "end": 4086.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1624, "start": 4086.6800000000003, "end": 4087.6800000000003, "text": " But, you know, Russia don't care."}, {"id": 1625, "start": 4087.6800000000003, "end": 4088.6800000000003, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1626, "start": 4088.6800000000003, "end": 4089.6800000000003, "text": " They're Russia."}, {"id": 1627, "start": 4089.6800000000003, "end": 4090.6800000000003, "text": " Nope."}, {"id": 1628, "start": 4090.6800000000003, "end": 4091.6800000000003, "text": " They ride bareback on bears."}, {"id": 1629, "start": 4091.6800000000003, "end": 4092.6800000000003, "text": " With vodka."}, {"id": 1630, "start": 4092.6800000000003, "end": 4093.6800000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1631, "start": 4093.6800000000003, "end": 4094.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1632, "start": 4094.6800000000003, "end": 4095.6800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1633, "start": 4095.6800000000003, "end": 4096.68, "text": " So, yeah, I don't know."}, {"id": 1634, "start": 4096.68, "end": 4097.68, "text": " We're not going to go down that rabbit hole."}, {"id": 1635, "start": 4097.68, "end": 4098.68, "text": " Next week, we'll talk about some of that in the second hour."}, {"id": 1636, "start": 4098.68, "end": 4099.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1637, "start": 4099.68, "end": 4100.68, "text": " Because it turns out that, you know, democracies and Western democracies have turned into surveillance"}, {"id": 1638, "start": 4100.68, "end": 4101.68, "text": " states."}, {"id": 1639, "start": 4101.68, "end": 4102.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1640, "start": 4102.68, "end": 4103.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1641, "start": 4103.68, "end": 4104.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1642, "start": 4104.68, "end": 4105.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1643, "start": 4105.68, "end": 4106.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1644, "start": 4106.68, "end": 4107.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1645, "start": 4107.68, "end": 4108.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1646, "start": 4108.68, "end": 4109.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1647, "start": 4109.68, "end": 4110.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1648, "start": 4110.68, "end": 4111.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1649, "start": 4111.68, "end": 4112.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1650, "start": 4112.68, "end": 4113.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1651, "start": 4113.68, "end": 4114.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1652, "start": 4114.68, "end": 4115.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1653, "start": 4115.68, "end": 4116.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1654, "start": 4116.68, "end": 4126.64, "text": " And the unintended consequences are that that particular technology and \u2013 well,"}, {"id": 1655, "start": 4126.64, "end": 4131.68, "text": " that particular technology will make it into the hands of extremists and the wrong people."}, {"id": 1656, "start": 4131.68, "end": 4138.68, "text": " See, I'm not sure if we're headed towards 1984 or idiocracy, or a little bit of both."}, {"id": 1657, "start": 4138.68, "end": 4139.68, "text": " I think both."}, {"id": 1658, "start": 4139.68, "end": 4140.68, "text": " All right?"}, {"id": 1659, "start": 4140.68, "end": 4145.68, "text": " And both of which are, you know, you, read 1984, wonderful book."}, {"id": 1660, "start": 4145.68, "end": 4146.240000000001, "text": " Love it."}, {"id": 1661, "start": 4146.34, "end": 4147.14, "text": " A little scary to death."}, {"id": 1662, "start": 4147.780000000001, "end": 4154.56, "text": " And then, but interestingly enough, I think if you thought that there was any type of evidence for Nostradamus,"}, {"id": 1663, "start": 4155.46, "end": 4165.42, "text": " I think that there's far more stuff that has come true from both Star Trek and 1984 than any of the other predictions."}, {"id": 1664, "start": 4166.42, "end": 4170.780000000001, "text": " So 1984 is, of course, a terrible thing."}, {"id": 1665, "start": 4170.78, "end": 4176.179999999999, "text": " And it's sort of, there's sort of some applicability today."}, {"id": 1666, "start": 4177.54, "end": 4181.0199999999995, "text": " But Idiocracy is really where I think it's at."}, {"id": 1667, "start": 4181.5199999999995, "end": 4183.44, "text": " That's a movie you should see."}, {"id": 1668, "start": 4183.48, "end": 4185.099999999999, "text": " All the Mike Judge movies are great."}, {"id": 1669, "start": 4185.58, "end": 4186.28, "text": " Office Space."}, {"id": 1670, "start": 4186.78, "end": 4187.759999999999, "text": " Welcome to Carl's Jr."}, {"id": 1671, "start": 4188.42, "end": 4190.2, "text": " Carl's Jr. now owns your children."}, {"id": 1672, "start": 4190.48, "end": 4191.42, "text": " You are a terrible mother."}, {"id": 1673, "start": 4193.639999999999, "end": 4194.94, "text": " You've got to watch the movie."}, {"id": 1674, "start": 4195.38, "end": 4196.5199999999995, "text": " It's a great movie."}, {"id": 1675, "start": 4196.679999999999, "end": 4198.5599999999995, "text": " But it's scary at the same time."}, {"id": 1676, "start": 4198.5599999999995, "end": 4198.82, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1677, "start": 4199.599999999999, "end": 4200.759999999999, "text": " You can tell it's Mike Judge."}, {"id": 1678, "start": 4200.78, "end": 4205.08, "text": " Mike Judge's way of looking at the world and going, oh, yeah, we're screwed."}, {"id": 1679, "start": 4205.74, "end": 4208.7, "text": " We're just, there's no coming back from this."}, {"id": 1680, "start": 4209.099999999999, "end": 4210.46, "text": " And it's funny."}, {"id": 1681, "start": 4211.12, "end": 4217.9, "text": " And then you look at headlines on the Internet, specifically from certain states sometimes."}, {"id": 1682, "start": 4219.32, "end": 4220.54, "text": " Yeah, well, we're not going to talk about that."}, {"id": 1683, "start": 4221.0199999999995, "end": 4222.12, "text": " That's next week, right?"}, {"id": 1684, "start": 4222.5599999999995, "end": 4223.08, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1685, "start": 4223.2, "end": 4225.08, "text": " So let's talk about something more fun."}, {"id": 1686, "start": 4225.08, "end": 4230.3, "text": " How about malware, the godless malware, can root your phone if you have an Android?"}, {"id": 1687, "start": 4230.3, "end": 4231.22, "text": " 90% of the time."}, {"id": 1688, "start": 4232.38, "end": 4237.12, "text": " And it's, well, they're doing you a service."}, {"id": 1689, "start": 4237.360000000001, "end": 4238.66, "text": " They're rooting your phone so you don't have to."}, {"id": 1690, "start": 4238.7, "end": 4241.56, "text": " See, I don't know what the difference is between rooted and not rooted."}, {"id": 1691, "start": 4241.72, "end": 4244.3, "text": " That's where my tech thing kind of dwindles."}, {"id": 1692, "start": 4245.360000000001, "end": 4245.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1693, "start": 4245.9400000000005, "end": 4253.56, "text": " So in both Android and Apple architectures for mobile phones, it's a closed architecture,"}, {"id": 1694, "start": 4253.56, "end": 4259.96, "text": " which means that it's locked down to a point where the device cannot be altered."}, {"id": 1695, "start": 4260.3, "end": 4263.66, "text": " It's locked down to a point where the device can be altered by you or by other, you know, software."}, {"id": 1696, "start": 4263.9400000000005, "end": 4264.14, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1697, "start": 4264.26, "end": 4265.04, "text": " That's the plan."}, {"id": 1698, "start": 4265.78, "end": 4273.74, "text": " Now, in the iOS world, it's called jailbreaking, which allows you to have effectively root access to the machine."}, {"id": 1699, "start": 4273.860000000001, "end": 4274.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1700, "start": 4274.38, "end": 4276.26, "text": " Meaning that you have all the power."}, {"id": 1701, "start": 4276.78, "end": 4279.54, "text": " And you can change whatever you want about the device."}, {"id": 1702, "start": 4280.24, "end": 4281.9400000000005, "text": " In Android, it's called rooting."}, {"id": 1703, "start": 4282.9400000000005, "end": 4284.3, "text": " And same thing."}, {"id": 1704, "start": 4284.46, "end": 4285.54, "text": " It's the same premise."}, {"id": 1705, "start": 4286.68, "end": 4290.02, "text": " Now, it turns out that this particular piece of malware exists."}, {"id": 1706, "start": 4290.3, "end": 4291.320000000001, "text": " All over the place."}, {"id": 1707, "start": 4291.6, "end": 4295.4400000000005, "text": " Even in the Android store, which is supposed to not have these things in it."}, {"id": 1708, "start": 4295.96, "end": 4301.14, "text": " These researchers found it mostly in things like flashlight apps, which you should not be using anyway."}, {"id": 1709, "start": 4301.52, "end": 4310.12, "text": " All the phones these days offer a built-in, this is how you turn on the flashlight feature, rather than having to have an app for it."}, {"id": 1710, "start": 4311.06, "end": 4320.02, "text": " So, if you have installed any type of flashlight app on your computer, it's entirely possible that your phone has been compromised."}, {"id": 1711, "start": 4320.3, "end": 4320.860000000001, "text": " Compromised."}, {"id": 1712, "start": 4320.9400000000005, "end": 4322.02, "text": " That's a good way of putting it."}, {"id": 1713, "start": 4323.12, "end": 4333.02, "text": " And there are a couple of different variants of this, but the godless infection, is what it's called, is not very nice."}, {"id": 1714, "start": 4333.14, "end": 4335.400000000001, "text": " And it's really, really hard to get rid of."}, {"id": 1715, "start": 4336.320000000001, "end": 4340.02, "text": " Even flashing the phone doesn't necessarily get rid of it."}, {"id": 1716, "start": 4340.68, "end": 4346.0, "text": " So, it's entirely possible that depending on which one you have, you may have to just replace your phone."}, {"id": 1717, "start": 4346.72, "end": 4347.92, "text": " Which is no good."}, {"id": 1718, "start": 4348.1, "end": 4348.360000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1719, "start": 4348.6, "end": 4349.26, "text": " They're expensive."}, {"id": 1720, "start": 4349.76, "end": 4350.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1721, "start": 4350.3, "end": 4354.1, "text": " Imagine having to pay that insurance, and they ask why."}, {"id": 1722, "start": 4354.24, "end": 4357.3, "text": " And you say, I got an infection, and I can't get rid of it."}, {"id": 1723, "start": 4358.46, "end": 4360.74, "text": " Now, it can be getting rid of."}, {"id": 1724, "start": 4360.74, "end": 4367.72, "text": " If it turns out that you have it, you just let me know, and come down to Computer Guru, and we will make sure it goes away."}, {"id": 1725, "start": 4368.46, "end": 4369.16, "text": " Because we're good at that."}, {"id": 1726, "start": 4369.360000000001, "end": 4369.92, "text": " It's what we do."}, {"id": 1727, "start": 4370.26, "end": 4370.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1728, "start": 4371.58, "end": 4371.9800000000005, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1729, "start": 4372.14, "end": 4372.46, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1730, "start": 4374.6, "end": 4376.26, "text": " We'll un-godless your phone."}, {"id": 1731, "start": 4376.9800000000005, "end": 4377.9800000000005, "text": " Un-godless."}, {"id": 1732, "start": 4377.9800000000005, "end": 4381.700000000001, "text": " So, yeah, that was more cheery, right?"}, {"id": 1733, "start": 4381.84, "end": 4382.400000000001, "text": " A little bit."}, {"id": 1734, "start": 4382.68, "end": 4382.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1735, "start": 4383.500000000001, "end": 4384.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 1736, "start": 4386.14, "end": 4391.040000000001, "text": " The chat, they're posting pictures from Idiocracy now, and I'm trying not to laugh on the air."}, {"id": 1737, "start": 4392.4400000000005, "end": 4395.200000000001, "text": " President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Hector Camacho."}, {"id": 1738, "start": 4396.42, "end": 4406.080000000001, "text": " Speaking of Netflix allowing you to download movies, it turns out that there's a bug in Chrome that will already allow you to do that."}, {"id": 1739, "start": 4407.3, "end": 4407.9400000000005, "text": " Go."}, {"id": 1740, "start": 4407.9800000000005, "end": 4408.280000000001, "text": " I'll figure."}, {"id": 1741, "start": 4408.400000000001, "end": 4410.660000000001, "text": " Makes it so that you can download movies from Netflix and Amazon."}, {"id": 1742, "start": 4411.660000000001, "end": 4412.540000000001, "text": " Just, whoops."}, {"id": 1743, "start": 4414.000000000001, "end": 4414.4400000000005, "text": " Whoopsie."}, {"id": 1744, "start": 4414.540000000001, "end": 4415.820000000001, "text": " I'm sure that'll get fixed quick."}, {"id": 1745, "start": 4416.06, "end": 4417.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, it probably already is."}, {"id": 1746, "start": 4418.000000000001, "end": 4418.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1747, "start": 4418.4800000000005, "end": 4420.42, "text": " Well, seeing we're hearing about it, it's probably already fixed."}, {"id": 1748, "start": 4420.900000000001, "end": 4421.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1749, "start": 4421.84, "end": 4423.000000000001, "text": " They're pretty quick on that."}, {"id": 1750, "start": 4423.68, "end": 4431.64, "text": " Google is really quick on fixing bugs that affect things like that, especially when there's monies involved."}, {"id": 1751, "start": 4431.64, "end": 4433.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, and Amazon's kind of a big person."}, {"id": 1752, "start": 4433.860000000001, "end": 4435.64, "text": " You don't want necessarily upset."}, {"id": 1753, "start": 4435.64, "end": 4437.56, "text": " I don't know about a big person."}, {"id": 1754, "start": 4437.9800000000005, "end": 4439.000000000001, "text": " A big company."}, {"id": 1755, "start": 4439.000000000001, "end": 4439.02, "text": " Organization."}, {"id": 1756, "start": 4440.200000000001, "end": 4440.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1757, "start": 4440.8, "end": 4442.02, "text": " Biggest person ever."}, {"id": 1758, "start": 4442.18, "end": 4443.34, "text": " Don't poke the big guy."}, {"id": 1759, "start": 4443.52, "end": 4443.900000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1760, "start": 4444.040000000001, "end": 4445.540000000001, "text": " I love Amazon."}, {"id": 1761, "start": 4445.860000000001, "end": 4454.820000000001, "text": " Amazon's, I guess I shouldn't try to peopleize Amazon, but yeah, that's kind of a large organization."}, {"id": 1762, "start": 4454.9800000000005, "end": 4456.160000000001, "text": " You don't necessarily want to mess with."}, {"id": 1763, "start": 4456.92, "end": 4459.580000000001, "text": " No, because I get lots of good deals from them."}, {"id": 1764, "start": 4460.820000000001, "end": 4462.400000000001, "text": " I'm really cool with Amazon."}, {"id": 1765, "start": 4462.72, "end": 4463.46, "text": " We're like this."}, {"id": 1766, "start": 4463.8, "end": 4464.200000000001, "text": " It's cool."}, {"id": 1767, "start": 4464.38, "end": 4465.200000000001, "text": " You're like what?"}, {"id": 1768, "start": 4465.200000000001, "end": 4465.820000000001, "text": " We're like this."}, {"id": 1769, "start": 4466.02, "end": 4466.360000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 1770, "start": 4467.000000000001, "end": 4467.900000000001, "text": " That's good radio, right?"}, {"id": 1771, "start": 4467.9800000000005, "end": 4468.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1772, "start": 4469.4800000000005, "end": 4470.120000000001, "text": " Really good."}, {"id": 1773, "start": 4470.120000000001, "end": 4470.280000000001, "text": " People know."}, {"id": 1774, "start": 4470.38, "end": 4471.780000000001, "text": " The people know what I'm talking about."}, {"id": 1775, "start": 4471.780000000001, "end": 4472.64, "text": " We're like this."}, {"id": 1776, "start": 4472.84, "end": 4473.080000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1777, "start": 4473.080000000001, "end": 4473.580000000001, "text": " Crossed fingers."}, {"id": 1778, "start": 4473.9400000000005, "end": 4475.18, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 1779, "start": 4475.320000000001, "end": 4476.580000000001, "text": " You got to put the parens in there."}, {"id": 1780, "start": 4476.9800000000005, "end": 4477.38, "text": " Parentheses."}, {"id": 1781, "start": 4477.700000000001, "end": 4478.18, "text": " Crossed fingers."}, {"id": 1782, "start": 4478.320000000001, "end": 4478.740000000001, "text": " Crossed fingers."}, {"id": 1783, "start": 4479.040000000001, "end": 4479.540000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"id": 1784, "start": 4480.620000000001, "end": 4480.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1785, "start": 4482.02, "end": 4488.3, "text": " So, one of the things I want to talk about next would be some, it's like an ad for me, right?"}, {"id": 1786, "start": 4488.320000000001, "end": 4488.620000000001, "text": " Yay."}, {"id": 1787, "start": 4488.72, "end": 4494.500000000001, "text": " Because we don't talk about Computer Guru enough because, after all, Computer Guru does pay for this show, especially the second hour."}, {"id": 1788, "start": 4494.700000000001, "end": 4495.000000000001, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 1789, "start": 4496.3, "end": 4497.8, "text": " And we offer some services."}, {"id": 1790, "start": 4497.9800000000005, "end": 4499.320000000001, "text": " You should probably know about."}, {"id": 1791, "start": 4499.580000000001, "end": 4500.860000000001, "text": " What services do you offer?"}, {"id": 1792, "start": 4500.92, "end": 4502.700000000001, "text": " Well, I'm glad you asked."}, {"id": 1793, "start": 4503.1, "end": 4510.06, "text": " We do websites and computer repair and networks and, all right, think of something that has something to do with computers."}, {"id": 1794, "start": 4511.040000000001, "end": 4511.88, "text": " We do that."}, {"id": 1795, "start": 4511.9400000000005, "end": 4512.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1796, "start": 4512.22, "end": 4520.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, you guys have actually surprised me where I'm like, man, what if we guys, oh, we already do that."}, {"id": 1797, "start": 4521.080000000001, "end": 4522.360000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"id": 1798, "start": 4522.820000000001, "end": 4523.000000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1799, "start": 4523.26, "end": 4524.540000000001, "text": " My input means nothing."}, {"id": 1800, "start": 4524.540000000001, "end": 4525.76, "text": " There are a few things that we don't do."}, {"id": 1801, "start": 4526.34, "end": 4527.860000000001, "text": " As an example, I won't."}, {"id": 1802, "start": 4527.9800000000005, "end": 4529.64, "text": " I won't build software for you."}, {"id": 1803, "start": 4530.18, "end": 4530.500000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1804, "start": 4530.64, "end": 4531.200000000001, "text": " Not my thing."}, {"id": 1805, "start": 4531.900000000001, "end": 4532.160000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"id": 1806, "start": 4532.580000000001, "end": 4533.360000000001, "text": " I'm sure you could."}, {"id": 1807, "start": 4533.4400000000005, "end": 4534.200000000001, "text": " You just won't."}, {"id": 1808, "start": 4534.360000000001, "end": 4534.76, "text": " Won't."}, {"id": 1809, "start": 4534.9400000000005, "end": 4535.18, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1810, "start": 4535.240000000001, "end": 4536.34, "text": " And it's definitely a won't."}, {"id": 1811, "start": 4536.6, "end": 4537.56, "text": " It's not a can't."}, {"id": 1812, "start": 4537.88, "end": 4540.46, "text": " It's a, you know what my problem with development is?"}, {"id": 1813, "start": 4540.780000000001, "end": 4542.660000000001, "text": " Is it's a lot like interior decoration."}, {"id": 1814, "start": 4543.02, "end": 4543.360000000001, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"id": 1815, "start": 4543.4800000000005, "end": 4549.02, "text": " Which is, can you move this window over here and make everything purple and what?"}, {"id": 1816, "start": 4549.42, "end": 4549.820000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1817, "start": 4550.200000000001, "end": 4550.500000000001, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1818, "start": 4550.6, "end": 4553.18, "text": " I'm not doing the whole interior decoration when it comes to software."}, {"id": 1819, "start": 4553.18, "end": 4554.52, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"id": 1820, "start": 4555.040000000001, "end": 4556.26, "text": " It just makes me unhappy."}, {"id": 1821, "start": 4556.26, "end": 4560.66, "text": " And I figure, seeing I own the place, I get to do what makes me happy."}, {"id": 1822, "start": 4560.8, "end": 4561.34, "text": " There you go."}, {"id": 1823, "start": 4561.4400000000005, "end": 4564.42, "text": " And what makes me happy is fixing stuff."}, {"id": 1824, "start": 4564.88, "end": 4565.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1825, "start": 4565.08, "end": 4568.400000000001, "text": " Solving problems that aren't software development."}, {"id": 1826, "start": 4568.68, "end": 4571.54, "text": " And I've had to bring my computer in a couple times and it's been good."}, {"id": 1827, "start": 4572.08, "end": 4572.62, "text": " Right on."}, {"id": 1828, "start": 4572.64, "end": 4573.24, "text": " Good times."}, {"id": 1829, "start": 4573.84, "end": 4574.6, "text": " Love my computer."}, {"id": 1830, "start": 4574.8, "end": 4574.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1831, "start": 4575.320000000001, "end": 4579.320000000001, "text": " And considering that, you know, people only leave reviews when they're really unhappy."}, {"id": 1832, "start": 4579.66, "end": 4580.54, "text": " Pretty much, yeah."}, {"id": 1833, "start": 4580.54, "end": 4582.08, "text": " Most of my reviews are great."}, {"id": 1834, "start": 4582.5, "end": 4582.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1835, "start": 4583.04, "end": 4584.66, "text": " I've got a couple of unhappy people out there."}, {"id": 1836, "start": 4584.72, "end": 4585.16, "text": " That's okay."}, {"id": 1837, "start": 4585.400000000001, "end": 4585.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1838, "start": 4585.76, "end": 4587.8, "text": " Well, you can't please all the people all the time."}, {"id": 1839, "start": 4588.04, "end": 4589.06, "text": " Especially the crazy ones."}, {"id": 1840, "start": 4589.42, "end": 4590.280000000001, "text": " But I try."}, {"id": 1841, "start": 4590.66, "end": 4591.280000000001, "text": " I really do."}, {"id": 1842, "start": 4591.74, "end": 4592.72, "text": " I give it a shot."}, {"id": 1843, "start": 4593.320000000001, "end": 4594.9800000000005, "text": " I'm like, hello, crazy person."}, {"id": 1844, "start": 4596.16, "end": 4597.52, "text": " Let's see if we can make you happy."}, {"id": 1845, "start": 4597.860000000001, "end": 4598.74, "text": " Sup, crazy person."}, {"id": 1846, "start": 4600.38, "end": 4601.96, "text": " This is a crazy guy."}, {"id": 1847, "start": 4603.860000000001, "end": 4605.42, "text": " I'm going to offer you a crazy deal."}, {"id": 1848, "start": 4606.62, "end": 4607.52, "text": " You're so crazy."}, {"id": 1849, "start": 4607.7, "end": 4607.84, "text": " No."}, {"id": 1850, "start": 4610.5, "end": 4611.1, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"id": 1851, "start": 4611.24, "end": 4612.7, "text": " I mean, it's Computer Girl."}, {"id": 1852, "start": 4613.34, "end": 4614.52, "text": " We do a lot of things."}, {"id": 1853, "start": 4614.7, "end": 4615.54, "text": " We try to help out."}, {"id": 1854, "start": 4615.76, "end": 4618.04, "text": " We try to help out everybody that we can in various ways."}, {"id": 1855, "start": 4618.14, "end": 4619.34, "text": " We also have the eSite location now."}, {"id": 1856, "start": 4619.4800000000005, "end": 4623.7, "text": " But, I mean, basically, if there's anything that you need when it comes to networks, computers,"}, {"id": 1857, "start": 4623.860000000001, "end": 4626.46, "text": " especially the business stuff, we're happy to help out with that."}, {"id": 1858, "start": 4627.2, "end": 4629.22, "text": " And you should give us a call."}, {"id": 1859, "start": 4630.26, "end": 4630.58, "text": " 304-8300."}, {"id": 1860, "start": 4630.860000000001, "end": 4632.58, "text": " Or email us."}, {"id": 1861, "start": 4632.68, "end": 4634.7, "text": " Radio at azcomputerguru.com."}, {"id": 1862, "start": 4635.34, "end": 4637.0, "text": " And we'll see what we can do for you."}, {"id": 1863, "start": 4637.1, "end": 4639.3, "text": " And if you're not sure if they do it, call and ask."}, {"id": 1864, "start": 4639.9800000000005, "end": 4640.34, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"id": 1865, "start": 4640.8, "end": 4642.74, "text": " I mean, the website has most of the stuff on there."}, {"id": 1866, "start": 4642.74, "end": 4644.74, "text": " But even that, it's just like..."}, {"id": 1867, "start": 4645.76, "end": 4647.8, "text": " That's too much stuff to put on there."}, {"id": 1868, "start": 4648.08, "end": 4653.56, "text": " But if you call and ask, we will definitely help you out with whatever problem you've got."}, {"id": 1869, "start": 4653.96, "end": 4657.2, "text": " And treat you like a person in the process, because that's what we do."}, {"id": 1870, "start": 4658.64, "end": 4658.84, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1871, "start": 4659.84, "end": 4660.24, "text": " Word."}, {"id": 1872, "start": 4662.0, "end": 4662.74, "text": " Word up."}, {"id": 1873, "start": 4664.88, "end": 4666.06, "text": " Ooh, another good song."}, {"id": 1874, "start": 4666.58, "end": 4668.56, "text": " Man, Ken is on top of it with the music today."}, {"id": 1875, "start": 4668.6, "end": 4668.780000000001, "text": " On his game."}, {"id": 1876, "start": 4669.6, "end": 4670.42, "text": " We'll be right back."}, {"id": 1877, "start": 4675.76, "end": 4679.280000000001, "text": " Don't you feel it growing day by day?"}, {"id": 1878, "start": 4680.06, "end": 4682.7, "text": " People getting ready for the moon."}, {"id": 1879, "start": 4683.4400000000005, "end": 4684.46, "text": " Computer troubles?"}, {"id": 1880, "start": 4684.92, "end": 4685.76, "text": " Need some advice?"}, {"id": 1881, "start": 4686.0, "end": 4686.68, "text": " Call in now."}, {"id": 1882, "start": 4686.9400000000005, "end": 4689.06, "text": " Mike Swanson will be back after these messages."}, {"id": 1883, "start": 4689.56, "end": 4690.74, "text": " The Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1884, "start": 4691.04, "end": 4691.92, "text": " AM 1030."}, {"id": 1885, "start": 4692.14, "end": 4692.68, "text": " KVOY."}, {"id": 1886, "start": 4693.14, "end": 4693.76, "text": " The Voice."}, {"id": 1887, "start": 4693.76, "end": 4693.88, "text": " The Voice."}, {"id": 1888, "start": 4703.64, "end": 4705.64, "text": " Mike Swanson, your computer guru."}, {"id": 1889, "start": 4705.76, "end": 4706.8, "text": " It's just a click away."}, {"id": 1890, "start": 4707.14, "end": 4709.400000000001, "text": " Listen and watch at gurushow.com."}, {"id": 1891, "start": 4709.780000000001, "end": 4711.58, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1892, "start": 4712.06, "end": 4715.12, "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 1893, "start": 4716.3, "end": 4721.280000000001, "text": " As well as it's going today, because I'm sort of mentally fogged out here."}, {"id": 1894, "start": 4722.72, "end": 4723.16, "text": " Whatever."}, {"id": 1895, "start": 4723.400000000001, "end": 4724.02, "text": " I'm having fun."}, {"id": 1896, "start": 4724.24, "end": 4724.84, "text": " No more coffee?"}, {"id": 1897, "start": 4725.66, "end": 4726.400000000001, "text": " Oh, I think we're..."}, {"id": 1898, "start": 4726.400000000001, "end": 4726.9800000000005, "text": " No more Guatemalan?"}, {"id": 1899, "start": 4727.56, "end": 4728.88, "text": " Oh, I do have a little bit of coffee left."}, {"id": 1900, "start": 4728.900000000001, "end": 4729.280000000001, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"id": 1901, "start": 4729.280000000001, "end": 4730.16, "text": " Let's go ahead and do that."}, {"id": 1902, "start": 4730.38, "end": 4730.64, "text": " Hold on."}, {"id": 1903, "start": 4733.02, "end": 4733.38, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 1904, "start": 4734.820000000001, "end": 4735.72, "text": " Yep, it's coffee."}, {"id": 1905, "start": 4735.76, "end": 4738.0, "text": " Yep, it's still Guatemalan coffee."}, {"id": 1906, "start": 4738.26, "end": 4738.62, "text": " Ooh."}, {"id": 1907, "start": 4740.1, "end": 4741.02, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"id": 1908, "start": 4741.360000000001, "end": 4742.360000000001, "text": " It's not bad coffee."}, {"id": 1909, "start": 4742.72, "end": 4746.900000000001, "text": " Whoever at KVOI decided to bring in tasty Guatemalan coffee..."}, {"id": 1910, "start": 4746.900000000001, "end": 4747.14, "text": " It's good."}, {"id": 1911, "start": 4747.14, "end": 4748.58, "text": " ...we should probably say thank you, too."}, {"id": 1912, "start": 4748.74, "end": 4749.360000000001, "text": " I don't know who that is."}, {"id": 1913, "start": 4749.400000000001, "end": 4750.1, "text": " Do you know who that is, Kent?"}, {"id": 1914, "start": 4750.2, "end": 4750.76, "text": " You don't know either?"}, {"id": 1915, "start": 4750.900000000001, "end": 4751.38, "text": " I do not."}, {"id": 1916, "start": 4751.5, "end": 4751.92, "text": " It's good, though."}, {"id": 1917, "start": 4752.3, "end": 4754.04, "text": " Yeah, well, we should probably figure that out."}, {"id": 1918, "start": 4754.7, "end": 4756.46, "text": " We'll leave them a thank you note in their little mailbox."}, {"id": 1919, "start": 4756.96, "end": 4757.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"id": 1920, "start": 4757.820000000001, "end": 4759.8, "text": " They have a cubby mailbox over here."}, {"id": 1921, "start": 4759.9400000000005, "end": 4760.14, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"id": 1922, "start": 4760.34, "end": 4760.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1923, "start": 4760.96, "end": 4761.64, "text": " It's like..."}, {"id": 1924, "start": 4761.64, "end": 4763.54, "text": " I haven't seen one of those in years."}, {"id": 1925, "start": 4764.6, "end": 4765.64, "text": " Back when I used to work in..."}, {"id": 1926, "start": 4765.76, "end": 4767.76, "text": " Back when I used to work for other people."}, {"id": 1927, "start": 4767.84, "end": 4768.4400000000005, "text": " Back in corporate."}, {"id": 1928, "start": 4768.76, "end": 4769.9400000000005, "text": " Like, forever ago."}, {"id": 1929, "start": 4770.5, "end": 4771.74, "text": " It feels like a lifetime ago."}, {"id": 1930, "start": 4771.92, "end": 4772.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1931, "start": 4773.3, "end": 4773.84, "text": " Same here."}, {"id": 1932, "start": 4774.62, "end": 4775.5, "text": " Let's go ahead and take a call."}, {"id": 1933, "start": 4775.62, "end": 4776.12, "text": " Let's talk to Doug."}, {"id": 1934, "start": 4776.66, "end": 4777.12, "text": " Hello, Doug."}, {"id": 1935, "start": 4777.12, "end": 4777.4800000000005, "text": " How are you?"}, {"id": 1936, "start": 4778.38, "end": 4778.7, "text": " Good."}, {"id": 1937, "start": 4779.320000000001, "end": 4780.14, "text": " What can I do for you, sir?"}, {"id": 1938, "start": 4780.14, "end": 4791.3, "text": " I put Windows 10 on, and I want to connect my HP Printer 6520 smart printer."}, {"id": 1939, "start": 4791.66, "end": 4792.18, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1940, "start": 4793.14, "end": 4795.46, "text": " And it doesn't want to connect."}, {"id": 1941, "start": 4795.46, "end": 4797.32, "text": " It just asks for a router, even though it's wireless."}, {"id": 1942, "start": 4799.36, "end": 4800.04, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"id": 1943, "start": 4800.44, "end": 4801.04, "text": " What's it doing?"}, {"id": 1944, "start": 4801.96, "end": 4803.36, "text": " It asks for a router."}, {"id": 1945, "start": 4803.4800000000005, "end": 4810.26, "text": " Then I try to install it again, and it gets stuck on the download, like at 14 seconds,"}, {"id": 1946, "start": 4810.32, "end": 4811.3, "text": " and it won't go any further."}, {"id": 1947, "start": 4812.64, "end": 4814.82, "text": " Well, it sounds like you've got some other issues going on over there."}, {"id": 1948, "start": 4815.46, "end": 4817.9, "text": " Okay, so it's not..."}, {"id": 1949, "start": 4817.9, "end": 4824.56, "text": " Yeah, well, I mean, if the only problem were that the printer didn't want to connect, then"}, {"id": 1950, "start": 4824.56, "end": 4825.44, "text": " you know, I'd be looking at it."}, {"id": 1951, "start": 4825.46, "end": 4828.96, "text": " I'd be staring firmly at Windows 10 going, what's up, Windows 10?"}, {"id": 1952, "start": 4829.24, "end": 4830.42, "text": " How come you don't want to talk to this printer?"}, {"id": 1953, "start": 4831.12, "end": 4831.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1954, "start": 4831.64, "end": 4834.46, "text": " But considering that you can't download the driver also?"}, {"id": 1955, "start": 4835.16, "end": 4835.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1956, "start": 4835.86, "end": 4836.12, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"id": 1957, "start": 4836.3, "end": 4836.6, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1958, "start": 4836.72, "end": 4839.0, "text": " It sounds like there's some other issue going on there."}, {"id": 1959, "start": 4839.14, "end": 4840.94, "text": " Like, maybe you do have a router issue."}, {"id": 1960, "start": 4841.5, "end": 4842.32, "text": " What kind of router do you have?"}, {"id": 1961, "start": 4843.06, "end": 4844.04, "text": " I don't have a router."}, {"id": 1962, "start": 4844.52, "end": 4844.82, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 1963, "start": 4844.84, "end": 4845.62, "text": " How do you connect to the internet?"}, {"id": 1964, "start": 4849.7, "end": 4852.46, "text": " I have a Verizon..."}, {"id": 1965, "start": 4853.22, "end": 4854.44, "text": " Little hotspot type thing?"}, {"id": 1966, "start": 4855.04, "end": 4855.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1967, "start": 4856.04, "end": 4856.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1968, "start": 4856.78, "end": 4858.12, "text": " What kind of hotspot type thing?"}, {"id": 1969, "start": 4859.88, "end": 4862.1, "text": " Is it a MiFi, or are you doing it off your phone?"}, {"id": 1970, "start": 4863.14, "end": 4863.64, "text": " No, no."}, {"id": 1971, "start": 4863.74, "end": 4864.3, "text": " It's Wi-Fi."}, {"id": 1972, "start": 4864.92, "end": 4869.76, "text": " So is it the letter M as in Mary, MiFi, or letter W?"}, {"id": 1973, "start": 4870.78, "end": 4871.32, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"id": 1974, "start": 4871.92, "end": 4877.58, "text": " So when you're using the Verizon stuff for getting on the internet, they have three different"}, {"id": 1975, "start": 4877.58, "end": 4878.74, "text": " ways that you can do this."}, {"id": 1976, "start": 4878.86, "end": 4880.04, "text": " You can tell it off your phone."}, {"id": 1977, "start": 4880.66, "end": 4884.72, "text": " You can have a MiFi device, which starts with the letter M as in Mary."}, {"id": 1978, "start": 4885.46, "end": 4891.84, "text": " Or you can do something like a cradle point, which is like a hotspot that connects to"}, {"id": 1979, "start": 4891.84, "end": 4892.74, "text": " a special router."}, {"id": 1980, "start": 4893.0, "end": 4893.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1981, "start": 4893.36, "end": 4894.52, "text": " I think it's a MiFi, I think."}, {"id": 1982, "start": 4894.78, "end": 4895.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1983, "start": 4896.08, "end": 4903.78, "text": " So when you're trying to download stuff to your computer to get the drivers for this"}, {"id": 1984, "start": 4903.78, "end": 4906.94, "text": " printer, and you're saying that it fails during the download, right?"}, {"id": 1985, "start": 4907.28, "end": 4907.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 1986, "start": 4907.54, "end": 4912.06, "text": " It goes up 97%, and then it says 14 seconds left, and it doesn't go beyond that."}, {"id": 1987, "start": 4914.14, "end": 4915.06, "text": " And that's after..."}, {"id": 1988, "start": 4915.46, "end": 4919.3, "text": " After, of course, reboots, and you've restarted all your devices, all that stuff."}, {"id": 1989, "start": 4919.4, "end": 4920.08, "text": " It's the same thing."}, {"id": 1990, "start": 4920.78, "end": 4922.4800000000005, "text": " Do you have more than one computer, or just one?"}, {"id": 1991, "start": 4923.44, "end": 4924.12, "text": " Just the one."}, {"id": 1992, "start": 4924.38, "end": 4924.9, "text": " Just the one."}, {"id": 1993, "start": 4924.96, "end": 4925.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 1994, "start": 4925.58, "end": 4926.92, "text": " Which browser are you using?"}, {"id": 1995, "start": 4928.42, "end": 4929.18, "text": " It would be..."}, {"id": 1996, "start": 4929.18, "end": 4929.78, "text": " I'm using Google."}, {"id": 1997, "start": 4931.1, "end": 4932.56, "text": " Do you have any other browsers on the computer?"}, {"id": 1998, "start": 4936.7, "end": 4938.66, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"id": 1999, "start": 4938.94, "end": 4940.86, "text": " And which antivirus do you have?"}, {"id": 2000, "start": 4943.08, "end": 4945.24, "text": " I'm trying to think which one I have right now."}, {"id": 2001, "start": 4945.46, "end": 4950.34, "text": " I can't think what it is offhand right now."}, {"id": 2002, "start": 4950.8, "end": 4950.96, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2003, "start": 4951.06, "end": 4957.46, "text": " So I'm going to guess that your initial problem was probably some type of antivirus stepping"}, {"id": 2004, "start": 4958.26, "end": 4958.94, "text": " on your download."}, {"id": 2005, "start": 4959.7, "end": 4960.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2006, "start": 4960.46, "end": 4960.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2007, "start": 4960.96, "end": 4964.44, "text": " So try turning off the antivirus to download that particular program, as long as you're"}, {"id": 2008, "start": 4964.44, "end": 4966.26, "text": " getting it directly from the HP website."}, {"id": 2009, "start": 4966.84, "end": 4967.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2010, "start": 4967.5, "end": 4968.3, "text": " That's what I'll do then."}, {"id": 2011, "start": 4968.44, "end": 4973.26, "text": " And also, you might as well get something like CCleaner and clean up all the temp files,"}, {"id": 2012, "start": 4973.58, "end": 4974.88, "text": " and that'll probably help."}, {"id": 2013, "start": 4975.66, "end": 4976.9800000000005, "text": " And where do I get CCleaner?"}, {"id": 2014, "start": 4977.62, "end": 4978.36, "text": " CCleaner.com."}, {"id": 2015, "start": 4979.02, "end": 4979.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2016, "start": 4979.58, "end": 4980.02, "text": " I'll do that."}, {"id": 2017, "start": 4980.12, "end": 4980.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"id": 2018, "start": 4980.64, "end": 4980.9, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2019, "start": 4980.96, "end": 4981.46, "text": " Give that a shot."}, {"id": 2020, "start": 4981.52, "end": 4982.18, "text": " Let me know how it works."}, {"id": 2021, "start": 4982.68, "end": 4983.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2022, "start": 4983.12, "end": 4983.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"id": 2023, "start": 4983.52, "end": 4983.8, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2024, "start": 4983.8, "end": 4984.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"id": 2025, "start": 4984.52, "end": 4984.92, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2026, "start": 4984.94, "end": 4985.62, "text": " Let's move on to Kevin."}, {"id": 2027, "start": 4985.78, "end": 4986.2, "text": " Hello, Kevin."}, {"id": 2028, "start": 4986.24, "end": 4986.56, "text": " How are you?"}, {"id": 2029, "start": 4986.8, "end": 4987.24, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"id": 2030, "start": 4987.32, "end": 4987.4800000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"id": 2031, "start": 4987.4800000000005, "end": 4988.0, "text": " How are you today?"}, {"id": 2032, "start": 4988.12, "end": 4989.12, "text": " I'm lovely, sir."}, {"id": 2033, "start": 4989.22, "end": 4989.5, "text": " Lovely."}, {"id": 2034, "start": 4989.5, "end": 4994.1, "text": " I wanted to call you earlier, but I was working for a living, so I got the fast and easy question"}, {"id": 2035, "start": 4994.1, "end": 4994.46, "text": " for you."}, {"id": 2036, "start": 4994.56, "end": 4994.82, "text": " Sure."}, {"id": 2037, "start": 4995.22, "end": 4996.6, "text": " Windows 7, I love it."}, {"id": 2038, "start": 4996.66, "end": 4997.5, "text": " XP Pro."}, {"id": 2039, "start": 4998.72, "end": 5000.12, "text": " I'm Windows 7 Pro."}, {"id": 2040, "start": 5000.58, "end": 5004.62, "text": " Don't want to change it, but I lose my chance to get the free upgrade next week."}, {"id": 2041, "start": 5004.82, "end": 5005.14, "text": " So..."}, {"id": 2042, "start": 5005.46, "end": 5011.8, "text": " Three occasions I've tried to download Windows 10 on the interweb, and I can't get the thing"}, {"id": 2043, "start": 5011.8, "end": 5012.24, "text": " to download."}, {"id": 2044, "start": 5012.4, "end": 5017.28, "text": " It's like the dial spins and spins, the machine stays on all night long, and it comes back"}, {"id": 2045, "start": 5017.28, "end": 5018.72, "text": " and it says, zero files downloaded."}, {"id": 2046, "start": 5018.72, "end": 5020.78, "text": " So I said, I'm smarter than the machine."}, {"id": 2047, "start": 5021.4, "end": 5025.7, "text": " Got a 120 gig drive, booted off that externally."}, {"id": 2048, "start": 5026.8, "end": 5028.28, "text": " I had Windows 7 on there."}, {"id": 2049, "start": 5029.72, "end": 5035.28, "text": " Downloaded Windows 10 on that, and I was just trying to get the key onto my machine without"}, {"id": 2050, "start": 5035.28, "end": 5036.719999999999, "text": " putting Windows 10 on there."}, {"id": 2051, "start": 5037.58, "end": 5038.5, "text": " Same thing."}, {"id": 2052, "start": 5038.58, "end": 5041.0599999999995, "text": " It wouldn't download any files."}, {"id": 2053, "start": 5041.74, "end": 5048.0199999999995, "text": " So I tried, once I got Windows 10 on the removable drive, I tried to download all the updates."}, {"id": 2054, "start": 5048.4, "end": 5048.74, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 2055, "start": 5049.0599999999995, "end": 5050.16, "text": " It wouldn't let me do anything."}, {"id": 2056, "start": 5050.259999999999, "end": 5051.86, "text": " Wouldn't let me register my key."}, {"id": 2057, "start": 5052.28, "end": 5060.139999999999, "text": " I've got six copies of Windows 7 Pro, Extreme, Ultra, Extra, whatever it is."}, {"id": 2058, "start": 5060.74, "end": 5063.36, "text": " It will not accept any of the keys from that."}, {"id": 2059, "start": 5063.94, "end": 5065.259999999999, "text": " There are no keys for 10."}, {"id": 2060, "start": 5065.28, "end": 5065.88, "text": " There are no keys for 10, by the way."}, {"id": 2061, "start": 5066.099999999999, "end": 5066.8, "text": " Okay, right."}, {"id": 2062, "start": 5066.88, "end": 5069.86, "text": " But it makes you, before you can register it, it makes you put a key in there."}, {"id": 2063, "start": 5070.3, "end": 5073.54, "text": " So I've got legal, legitimate copies and all this other stuff."}, {"id": 2064, "start": 5074.84, "end": 5081.259999999999, "text": " I'm running with a legal keyed copy of Windows 7 on the machine right now, but Windows 10"}, {"id": 2065, "start": 5081.259999999999, "end": 5085.58, "text": " before, after I downloaded it, I couldn't download it onto my machine."}, {"id": 2066, "start": 5085.719999999999, "end": 5090.38, "text": " After I downloaded it onto an external drive and tried to just get the machine to turn"}, {"id": 2067, "start": 5090.38, "end": 5094.34, "text": " out so I could just get the key in there so that when I'm ready to go to 10, it'll be"}, {"id": 2068, "start": 5094.34, "end": 5094.7, "text": " registered."}, {"id": 2069, "start": 5094.7, "end": 5095.259999999999, "text": " I don't have to pay."}, {"id": 2070, "start": 5095.88, "end": 5097.46, "text": " Let's deal with a couple of things first."}, {"id": 2071, "start": 5097.48, "end": 5097.9, "text": " Please go."}, {"id": 2072, "start": 5097.98, "end": 5098.34, "text": " Hit me up."}, {"id": 2073, "start": 5098.4, "end": 5098.84, "text": " I'm all ears."}, {"id": 2074, "start": 5099.099999999999, "end": 5100.3, "text": " And I know you're running out of time."}, {"id": 2075, "start": 5100.48, "end": 5100.719999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2076, "start": 5100.84, "end": 5101.139999999999, "text": " Ears."}, {"id": 2077, "start": 5101.4, "end": 5101.66, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2078, "start": 5101.719999999999, "end": 5103.2, "text": " So first of all, it's not next week."}, {"id": 2079, "start": 5103.24, "end": 5103.78, "text": " It's next month."}, {"id": 2080, "start": 5104.04, "end": 5104.66, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"id": 2081, "start": 5104.719999999999, "end": 5105.12, "text": " Next month."}, {"id": 2082, "start": 5105.3, "end": 5105.599999999999, "text": " Geez."}, {"id": 2083, "start": 5105.599999999999, "end": 5106.139999999999, "text": " I lost."}, {"id": 2084, "start": 5106.259999999999, "end": 5106.74, "text": " I'm sorry, buddy."}, {"id": 2085, "start": 5106.86, "end": 5107.62, "text": " To the end of July."}, {"id": 2086, "start": 5108.42, "end": 5108.639999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2087, "start": 5109.0599999999995, "end": 5112.0599999999995, "text": " And so that gives us some time to solve your problem here."}, {"id": 2088, "start": 5112.099999999999, "end": 5112.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2089, "start": 5113.88, "end": 5117.04, "text": " The primary copy of Windows 7 you have on your computer."}, {"id": 2090, "start": 5117.32, "end": 5117.58, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 2091, "start": 5117.9, "end": 5118.219999999999, "text": " Legit?"}, {"id": 2092, "start": 5118.8, "end": 5119.12, "text": " Legit."}, {"id": 2093, "start": 5119.2, "end": 5119.62, "text": " All legit."}, {"id": 2094, "start": 5119.96, "end": 5120.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2095, "start": 5120.28, "end": 5121.259999999999, "text": " So it's not..."}, {"id": 2096, "start": 5121.259999999999, "end": 5122.34, "text": " I could give you the..."}, {"id": 2097, "start": 5122.34, "end": 5123.62, "text": " I got three copies of it."}, {"id": 2098, "start": 5123.679999999999, "end": 5124.0599999999995, "text": " All legit."}, {"id": 2099, "start": 5124.16, "end": 5124.84, "text": " It's only on one machine."}, {"id": 2100, "start": 5124.84, "end": 5125.2, "text": " So..."}, {"id": 2101, "start": 5125.28, "end": 5125.88, "text": " Settle down now."}, {"id": 2102, "start": 5126.099999999999, "end": 5126.3, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2103, "start": 5126.3, "end": 5126.599999999999, "text": " So..."}, {"id": 2104, "start": 5126.599999999999, "end": 5127.12, "text": " Sorry, man."}, {"id": 2105, "start": 5127.24, "end": 5127.36, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 2106, "start": 5127.36, "end": 5127.5199999999995, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2107, "start": 5127.599999999999, "end": 5131.759999999999, "text": " Now there's a little flag icon down by your clock still down there."}, {"id": 2108, "start": 5131.8, "end": 5131.82, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 2109, "start": 5131.82, "end": 5131.96, "text": " Yep."}, {"id": 2110, "start": 5131.96, "end": 5135.639999999999, "text": " And if you click on that, does it say, hey, you..."}, {"id": 2111, "start": 5135.639999999999, "end": 5136.78, "text": " Hey, get Windows 10 now."}, {"id": 2112, "start": 5136.92, "end": 5138.28, "text": " And have you gone through that process?"}, {"id": 2113, "start": 5138.38, "end": 5139.46, "text": " Went through that whole process."}, {"id": 2114, "start": 5139.66, "end": 5140.66, "text": " And it said it's reserved."}, {"id": 2115, "start": 5140.92, "end": 5141.98, "text": " It says it's..."}, {"id": 2116, "start": 5141.98, "end": 5146.92, "text": " But when you go to download it from there, you know, like if you were doing upgrades"}, {"id": 2117, "start": 5146.92, "end": 5150.08, "text": " on a file, if you were downloading security checks or something like that, the little"}, {"id": 2118, "start": 5150.08, "end": 5152.9, "text": " screen comes up and it spins for nine hours."}, {"id": 2119, "start": 5152.96, "end": 5153.759999999999, "text": " Here's what you're going to do."}, {"id": 2120, "start": 5153.98, "end": 5154.32, "text": " Geez."}, {"id": 2121, "start": 5154.46, "end": 5154.78, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2122, "start": 5154.78, "end": 5155.219999999999, "text": " So..."}, {"id": 2123, "start": 5155.219999999999, "end": 5156.86, "text": " Here's some instructions for you."}, {"id": 2124, "start": 5157.04, "end": 5157.38, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2125, "start": 5157.38, "end": 5157.88, "text": " I'm all ears."}, {"id": 2126, "start": 5158.0599999999995, "end": 5158.259999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2127, "start": 5158.66, "end": 5159.98, "text": " Do you know how to get into the services?"}, {"id": 2128, "start": 5160.5199999999995, "end": 5161.099999999999, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"id": 2129, "start": 5161.219999999999, "end": 5161.5, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2130, "start": 5161.5, "end": 5164.5, "text": " So you're going to go into the services and you're going to stop the Windows Update service."}, {"id": 2131, "start": 5164.78, "end": 5165.9, "text": " Stop Update service, okay."}, {"id": 2132, "start": 5165.9, "end": 5167.38, "text": " Not disable it, just stop it."}, {"id": 2133, "start": 5167.58, "end": 5167.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2134, "start": 5168.08, "end": 5171.719999999999, "text": " Then you're going to go into C, Windows, Software Installation."}, {"id": 2135, "start": 5171.98, "end": 5172.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2136, "start": 5172.78, "end": 5174.719999999999, "text": " And then there's a download folder in there."}, {"id": 2137, "start": 5174.94, "end": 5175.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2138, "start": 5175.3, "end": 5177.54, "text": " You're going to delete the entire folder."}, {"id": 2139, "start": 5178.139999999999, "end": 5178.179999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2140, "start": 5178.36, "end": 5178.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2141, "start": 5178.8, "end": 5179.96, "text": " Just delete the downloads folder."}, {"id": 2142, "start": 5180.139999999999, "end": 5180.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2143, "start": 5180.5599999999995, "end": 5180.92, "text": " Gone."}, {"id": 2144, "start": 5181.219999999999, "end": 5181.719999999999, "text": " Got you."}, {"id": 2145, "start": 5181.9, "end": 5182.7, "text": " Restart the computer."}, {"id": 2146, "start": 5183.139999999999, "end": 5183.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2147, "start": 5183.84, "end": 5184.759999999999, "text": " What that'll do is it'll..."}, {"id": 2148, "start": 5184.78, "end": 5189.62, "text": " Reset your Windows Updates and tell it to properly download your updates at that point."}, {"id": 2149, "start": 5189.78, "end": 5191.88, "text": " It will take a very long time."}, {"id": 2150, "start": 5192.5, "end": 5192.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2151, "start": 5193.44, "end": 5196.34, "text": " But once it does that, you will get your Windows 10 upgrade."}, {"id": 2152, "start": 5196.74, "end": 5197.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2153, "start": 5197.099999999999, "end": 5201.46, "text": " So you think something got corrupted in the original download down there?"}, {"id": 2154, "start": 5201.5, "end": 5202.44, "text": " It gets confused all the time."}, {"id": 2155, "start": 5202.759999999999, "end": 5203.0599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 2156, "start": 5203.259999999999, "end": 5204.34, "text": " God, it sounds like me, man."}, {"id": 2157, "start": 5204.599999999999, "end": 5205.84, "text": " Listen, wonderful show."}, {"id": 2158, "start": 5205.94, "end": 5207.219999999999, "text": " I wish I could have called you earlier."}, {"id": 2159, "start": 5207.38, "end": 5210.099999999999, "text": " Working for a living, so I don't want to run into..."}, {"id": 2160, "start": 5210.099999999999, "end": 5210.74, "text": " It's no excuse."}, {"id": 2161, "start": 5210.88, "end": 5211.44, "text": " Quit your job."}, {"id": 2162, "start": 5211.66, "end": 5212.32, "text": " I'll quit my job."}, {"id": 2163, "start": 5212.4, "end": 5212.98, "text": " I'm working on it."}, {"id": 2164, "start": 5213.0599999999995, "end": 5214.179999999999, "text": " I'll talk to you next month."}, {"id": 2165, "start": 5214.24, "end": 5214.759999999999, "text": " I'll let you know how it goes."}, {"id": 2166, "start": 5214.82, "end": 5215.32, "text": " It went, okay?"}, {"id": 2167, "start": 5215.4, "end": 5215.78, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2168, "start": 5216.12, "end": 5216.62, "text": " Thanks, buddy."}, {"id": 2169, "start": 5216.74, "end": 5217.54, "text": " Have a good weekend."}, {"id": 2170, "start": 5218.5199999999995, "end": 5220.16, "text": " Kevin is my favorite caller."}, {"id": 2171, "start": 5220.24, "end": 5220.94, "text": " You think he's your favorite?"}, {"id": 2172, "start": 5221.099999999999, "end": 5221.7, "text": " He is."}, {"id": 2173, "start": 5222.08, "end": 5224.2, "text": " Seriously, every time he calls, it brightens my day."}, {"id": 2174, "start": 5224.74, "end": 5225.34, "text": " He's funny."}, {"id": 2175, "start": 5225.42, "end": 5225.92, "text": " I like him."}, {"id": 2176, "start": 5226.0, "end": 5226.7, "text": " I like Kevin."}, {"id": 2177, "start": 5227.16, "end": 5227.5599999999995, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 2178, "start": 5228.259999999999, "end": 5230.08, "text": " So let's take a moment to mention our sponsors once again."}, {"id": 2179, "start": 5230.34, "end": 5230.96, "text": " Perfection Auto Works."}, {"id": 2180, "start": 5231.48, "end": 5232.639999999999, "text": " We 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of stuff."}, {"id": 2200, "start": 5278.08, "end": 5278.16, "text": " Right?"}, {"id": 2201, "start": 5278.44, "end": 5278.7, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 2202, "start": 5279.0, "end": 5284.08, "text": " So as long as it's family friendly, won't get us in trouble with the radio."}, {"id": 2203, "start": 5284.42, "end": 5284.54, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 2204, "start": 5284.66, "end": 5285.4, "text": " That type of stuff."}, {"id": 2205, "start": 5285.9, "end": 5287.74, "text": " Of course, there are some limitations there."}, {"id": 2206, "start": 5287.82, "end": 5291.7, "text": " But most importantly, if you really want to help us out, allow us to fix your computer"}, {"id": 2207, "start": 5291.7, "end": 5294.46, "text": " and or manage your network for you at your office."}, {"id": 2208, "start": 5294.92, "end": 5299.48, "text": " You can give us a call at 304-8300 or visit azcomputerguru.com."}, {"id": 2209, "start": 5301.32, "end": 5302.719999999999, "text": " It's what we do during the week."}, {"id": 2210, "start": 5303.98, "end": 5304.36, "text": " Because otherwise, we're not going to be able to do it."}, {"id": 2211, "start": 5304.36, "end": 5304.42, "text": " Otherwise, we're not going to be able to do it."}, {"id": 2212, "start": 5304.42, "end": 5304.48, "text": " Otherwise, we're not going to be able to do it."}, {"id": 2213, "start": 5304.48, "end": 5304.759999999999, "text": " Otherwise, we're not going to be able to do it."}, {"id": 2214, "start": 5304.759999999999, "end": 5304.78, "text": " Otherwise, we're not going to be able to do it."}, {"id": 2215, "start": 5304.78, "end": 5305.94, "text": " Otherwise, we don't have anything to do."}, {"id": 2216, "start": 5306.2, "end": 5306.88, "text": " Keeps the light on."}, {"id": 2217, "start": 5307.0, "end": 5307.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 2218, "start": 5307.24, "end": 5308.84, "text": " We do like keeping the lights on around here."}, {"id": 2219, "start": 5309.5599999999995, "end": 5311.96, "text": " So thank you very much for listening to the Computer Guru Show."}, {"id": 2220, "start": 5312.3, "end": 5313.12, "text": " We'll see you next week."}]}