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{"duration": 2648.484, "language": "en", "segments": [{"id": 1, "start": 0.0, "end": 6.42, "text": " from my heart and from my hand why don't people understand my intention computer running slow"}, {"id": 2, "start": 6.42, "end": 14.18, "text": " avoiding caught a virus does your computer seem to have a life of its own malfunction"}, {"id": 3, "start": 14.18, "end": 26.400000000000002, "text": " the computer guru is here call in now 751-1041 that's 751-1041 now it's mike swanson your"}, {"id": 4, "start": 26.400000000000002, "end": 37.760000000000005, "text": " computer guru on 104.1 the truth news talk fm it's showtime oh yeah it is showtime this is the"}, {"id": 5, "start": 37.760000000000005, "end": 41.34, "text": " computer guru show my name is mike here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a"}, {"id": 6, "start": 41.34, "end": 45.6, "text": " real person in the process right here on the computer guru show give us a call 751-1041"}, {"id": 7, "start": 45.6, "end": 52.86, "text": " once again that's 520-751-1041 got the normal compliment of crew just recently back from e3"}, {"id": 8, "start": 52.86, "end": 56.2, "text": " surprisingly we're still alive that's right you survived"}, {"id": 9, "start": 56.4, "end": 61.86, "text": " whatever cd gas station that rob was apparently afraid of right yes yeah i gotta say though that"}, {"id": 10, "start": 61.86, "end": 66.17999999999999, "text": " that trip was quite eventful that's good and that's all i have to say that's it okay we're"}, {"id": 11, "start": 66.17999999999999, "end": 72.2, "text": " of course tony answering the phones and pushing the buttons over on the board doing his thing"}, {"id": 12, "start": 72.2, "end": 78.12, "text": " and uh he'll be answering your calls at 751-1041 come on randall yes i know you want to spew it"}, {"id": 13, "start": 78.12, "end": 83.6, "text": " about what spew what gaming man oh man gaming week so much gaming video games we covered so"}, {"id": 14, "start": 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was playing a trailer right the trailer wasn't the trailer i hope it wasn't"}, {"id": 21, "start": 111.69999999999999, "end": 116.34, "text": " the same trailer because that would be sad i'm just wondering how much trolling really"}, {"id": 22, "start": 116.38, "end": 121.52, "text": " goes on by the the game manufacturer oh well unless halo 4 is a game about standing in lines"}, {"id": 23, "start": 121.52, "end": 127.74, "text": " nobody got to play that game nice and if it is i gotta say though that you know they had some very"}, {"id": 24, "start": 127.74, "end": 133.01999999999998, "text": " accurate uh demos there yeah microsoft was just one of the uh companies that really really"}, {"id": 25, "start": 133.01999999999998, "end": 137.38, "text": " disappointed us with their booths set up although microsoft as a whole just like in my opinion"}, {"id": 26, "start": 137.38, "end": 142.76, "text": " failed miserably they did fail they did fail um i mean there's a couple things we'll 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you don't want somebody who's out war driving yeah to to show up"}, {"id": 94, "start": 460.4, "end": 465.82, "text": " in front of your house or in your alley using your wi-fi signal and and getting you in trouble right"}, {"id": 95, "start": 465.82, "end": 469.15999999999997, "text": " and this especially for businesses too i mean there's a lot of businesses out there who don't"}, {"id": 96, "start": 469.15999999999997, "end": 472.88, "text": " realize that they don't have secure businesses are especially small businesses and i have to"}, {"id": 97, "start": 472.88, "end": 476.36, "text": " say this because you know i a long time ago maybe 10 years ago i was in a business and i was in a"}, {"id": 98, "start": 476.38, "end": 476.64, "text": " business and i was in a small business and i was in a small business and i was in a small business"}, {"id": 99, "start": 476.64, "end": 480.21999999999997, "text": " years ago right i went around and i was just cruising down the road and there's all these"}, {"id": 100, "start": 480.21999999999997, "end": 483.98, "text": " open wi-fi's right i was just like okay i'm gonna go and tell these people and they got really mad"}, {"id": 101, "start": 483.98, "end": 487.54, "text": " and it was all of these little mom and pop businesses and they were they were the worst"}, {"id": 102, "start": 487.54, "end": 491.7, "text": " offenders you know it's funny before i met up with with the guru i was i did the same thing you know"}, {"id": 103, "start": 491.7, "end": 495.3, "text": " i went around drive around and see if i can help some help a business out and they got mad every"}, {"id": 104, "start": 495.3, "end": 498.52, "text": " single one of them whereas i like to go around and i'm not necessarily helping them out but no"}, {"id": 105, "start": 498.52, "end": 505.48, "text": " so i'm gonna go ahead and say this if you are a small business owner or somebody within a small"}, {"id": 106, "start": 506.38, "end": 510.8, "text": " you should probably get us down there to take a look at the networks because especially in the"}, {"id": 107, "start": 510.8, "end": 516.36, "text": " really small businesses right right they tend to have the worst security yeah it's very true and"}, {"id": 108, "start": 516.36, "end": 520.82, "text": " there are things that can happen right you can you can end up losing credit card information or"}, {"id": 109, "start": 520.82, "end": 525.18, "text": " all kinds of records that are on the network that people don't even think about let's say you have"}, {"id": 110, "start": 525.18, "end": 530.26, "text": " a coffee shop let's say this coffee shop's on campbell let's say you have a coffee shop and"}, {"id": 111, "start": 530.26, "end": 534.2, "text": " you want to provide free wireless to your to your page there's a way to there is a way to do that"}, {"id": 112, "start": 534.2, "end": 536.18, "text": " but a lot of these companies they provide free"}, {"id": 113, "start": 536.38, "end": 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596.26, "text": " i can't remember the name of it"}, {"id": 129, "start": 596.26, "end": 596.36, "text": " i can't remember the name of it"}, {"id": 130, "start": 596.38, "end": 597.64, "text": " don't mess with somebody's e harmony account"}, {"id": 131, "start": 597.64, "end": 598.98, "text": " yeah they get all bent out of shape"}, {"id": 132, "start": 598.98, "end": 599.34, "text": " i'll tell ya"}, {"id": 133, "start": 599.34, "end": 600.92, "text": " she loves cats"}, {"id": 134, "start": 600.92, "end": 602.72, "text": " oh i was gonna say it"}, {"id": 135, "start": 602.72, "end": 604.08, "text": " oh i was gonna say it"}, {"id": 136, "start": 604.08, "end": 611.3, "text": " uh... but they were using unsalted hashes which means that when they stole the database right they stole millions of people's passwords"}, {"id": 137, "start": 611.3, "end": 615.96, "text": " and there are lots of people out there that use the same password for just about everything"}, {"id": 138, "start": 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639.56, "text": " and so they were pretty easy to hack and then you end up with passwords for just about everybody out there"}, {"id": 150, "start": 639.56, "end": 643.16, "text": " and if you get somebody's linkedin password as an example"}, {"id": 151, "start": 643.16, "end": 646.66, "text": " i mean there are things that you can do with that account to potentially hurt them"}, {"id": 152, "start": 646.66, "end": 648.46, "text": " or to get other information about them"}, {"id": 153, "start": 648.46, "end": 651.9399999999999, "text": " so it's it's really important that you have strong enough passwords"}, {"id": 154, "start": 651.9399999999999, "end": 653.1, "text": " and that you just"}, {"id": 155, "start": 653.1, "end": 654.78, "text": " there are rules"}, {"id": 156, "start": 654.78, "end": 655.64, "text": " there are rules"}, {"id": 157, "start": 655.64, "end": 656.04, "text": " it's like"}, {"id": 158, "start": 656.04, "end": 656.88, "text": " unwritten rules"}, {"id": 159, "start": 656.88, "end": 658.0999999999999, "text": " in fact most of them are written"}, {"id": 160, "start": 658.0999999999999, "end": 659.3199999999999, "text": " on how to"}, {"id": 161, "start": 659.3199999999999, "end": 661.3, "text": " and how to keep yourself safe online"}, {"id": 162, "start": 661.3, "end": 663.36, "text": " and so if you need any help with that you give us a call"}, {"id": 163, "start": 663.36, "end": 664.54, "text": " 751-1041"}, {"id": 164, "start": 664.54, "end": 666.3, "text": " we'll see what we can do to help with that"}, {"id": 165, "start": 666.3, "end": 667.14, "text": " in the meantime"}, {"id": 166, "start": 667.14, "end": 670.9, "text": " this is the computer guru"}, {"id": 167, "start": 670.9, "end": 672.9399999999999, "text": " it's definitely time to take a break"}, {"id": 168, "start": 672.9399999999999, "end": 674.1999999999999, "text": " 751-1041"}, {"id": 169, "start": 674.1999999999999, "end": 675.0799999999999, "text": " when we come back"}, {"id": 170, "start": 675.0799999999999, "end": 677.0999999999999, "text": " we're going to talk about the games that you requested"}, {"id": 171, "start": 677.0999999999999, "end": 679.1999999999999, "text": " and see if we can shed some light"}, {"id": 172, "start": 679.1999999999999, "end": 682.24, "text": " on all of the things that are gaming that you want to know about"}, {"id": 173, "start": 682.24, "end": 683.62, "text": " this is the computer guru show"}, {"id": 174, "start": 683.62, "end": 684.56, "text": " and we'll be right back"}, {"id": 175, "start": 686.04, "end": 693.04, "text": " so"}, {"id": 176, "start": 693.04, "end": 702.86, "text": " wow tony"}, {"id": 177, "start": 702.86, "end": 704.4, "text": " that was something man"}, {"id": 178, "start": 704.4, "end": 704.9599999999999, "text": " yeah"}, {"id": 179, "start": 704.9599999999999, "end": 706.92, "text": " welcome back to the show"}, {"id": 180, "start": 706.92, "end": 711.92, "text": " this is the computer guru show"}, {"id": 181, "start": 711.92, "end": 713.5999999999999, "text": " my name is mike here to deal with your technology needs"}, {"id": 182, "start": 713.5999999999999, "end": 715.1999999999999, "text": " and treat you like a real person in the process"}, {"id": 183, "start": 715.1999999999999, "end": 715.76, "text": " give us a call"}, {"id": 184, "start": 715.76, "end": 715.88, "text": " 751-1041"}, {"id": 185, "start": 715.88, "end": 716.02, "text": " we'll see you next time"}, {"id": 186, "start": 716.04, "end": 717.78, "text": " 751-1041"}, {"id": 187, "start": 717.78, "end": 720.3199999999999, "text": " we'll see what we can do to help you out with whatever is ailing you"}, {"id": 188, "start": 720.3199999999999, "end": 721.2199999999999, "text": " technology wise"}, {"id": 189, "start": 721.2199999999999, "end": 723.0799999999999, "text": " but today we're talking about games"}, {"id": 190, "start": 723.0799999999999, "end": 723.74, "text": " why does it have to be ale"}, {"id": 191, "start": 723.74, "end": 724.5999999999999, "text": " i'm not much of an ale person"}, {"id": 192, "start": 724.5999999999999, "end": 725.3, "text": " i like beer myself"}, {"id": 193, "start": 725.3, "end": 725.74, "text": " oh really"}, {"id": 194, "start": 725.74, "end": 727.78, "text": " well we're going to talk about vidya games"}, {"id": 195, "start": 727.78, "end": 734.0999999999999, "text": " if you guys don't know what that's about"}, {"id": 196, "start": 734.0999999999999, "end": 735.18, "text": " we'll have to put a link up"}, {"id": 197, "start": 735.18, "end": 736.4, "text": " yeah because it's hilarious"}, {"id": 198, "start": 736.4, "end": 739.8, "text": " you know what i think we're going to make a spot on the website somewhere"}, {"id": 199, "start": 739.8, "end": 740.38, "text": " it could be the forum"}, {"id": 200, "start": 740.38, "end": 740.88, "text": " for the random"}, {"id": 201, "start": 740.88, "end": 742.8199999999999, "text": " our favorite uh memes"}, {"id": 202, "start": 742.8199999999999, "end": 744.98, "text": " it's just gonna be called get learned on the internet"}, {"id": 203, "start": 744.98, "end": 745.88, "text": " get learned on the internet"}, {"id": 204, "start": 745.88, "end": 746.5, "text": " on the internet"}, {"id": 205, "start": 746.5, "end": 747.92, "text": " because we're going to teach you about the internet"}, {"id": 206, "start": 747.92, "end": 749.04, "text": " oh"}, {"id": 207, "start": 749.04, "end": 750.36, "text": " all right man so"}, {"id": 208, "start": 750.36, "end": 752.72, "text": " so where were we randall uh this last couple days"}, {"id": 209, "start": 752.72, "end": 755.18, "text": " oh well okay so we've been in we've been in california"}, {"id": 210, "start": 755.18, "end": 757.0, "text": " uh los angeles if you will"}, {"id": 211, "start": 757.0, "end": 758.48, "text": " uh at the la"}, {"id": 212, "start": 758.48, "end": 759.58, "text": " i won't actually"}, {"id": 213, "start": 759.58, "end": 760.6, "text": " la convention center"}, {"id": 214, "start": 760.6, "end": 763.08, "text": " um and uh you know it was fun"}, {"id": 215, "start": 763.08, "end": 764.42, "text": " we got down there monday"}, {"id": 216, "start": 764.42, "end": 765.98, "text": " of course we drove all through the night"}, {"id": 217, "start": 765.98, "end": 768.42, "text": " and uh man we were dead on our feet the first day weren't we"}, {"id": 218, "start": 768.42, "end": 769.2, "text": " yeah quite literally"}, {"id": 219, "start": 769.2, "end": 769.74, "text": " man"}, {"id": 220, "start": 769.74, "end": 771.34, "text": " that'll not protest too much"}, {"id": 221, "start": 771.34, "end": 773.6, "text": " we had to get like uh you know"}, {"id": 222, "start": 773.6, "end": 775.24, "text": " something i don't know"}, {"id": 223, "start": 775.24, "end": 775.72, "text": " yeah okay good night"}, {"id": 224, "start": 775.72, "end": 775.86, "text": " good night"}, {"id": 225, "start": 775.88, "end": 776.72, "text": " good job okay good job"}, {"id": 226, "start": 776.72, "end": 777.78, "text": " tell that story again bro"}, {"id": 227, "start": 777.78, "end": 778.64, "text": " yeah cool story bro"}, {"id": 228, "start": 778.64, "end": 782.1, "text": " anyway we were at e3 and it was actually pretty awesome"}, {"id": 229, "start": 782.1, "end": 785.12, "text": " because we got to play a lot of uh upcoming video games"}, {"id": 230, "start": 785.12, "end": 788.42, "text": " a lot of games that will be out this year and up into next year as well"}, {"id": 231, "start": 788.42, "end": 791.42, "text": " yeah actually i was kind of sad to see that a lot of the really fun games were like"}, {"id": 232, "start": 791.42, "end": 793.1, "text": " this game is so cool i can't wait to play it"}, {"id": 233, "start": 793.1, "end": 794.64, "text": " and it's like it'll be out in march 2013"}, {"id": 234, "start": 794.64, "end": 795.46, "text": " 2013 yeah"}, {"id": 235, "start": 795.46, "end": 798.24, "text": " you know um so you know we you gotta handle a lot of games"}, {"id": 236, "start": 798.24, "end": 799.96, "text": " a lot a couple of games that you guys requested"}, {"id": 237, "start": 799.96, "end": 802.38, "text": " one of which was i gotta put this one out there"}, {"id": 238, "start": 802.38, "end": 802.96, "text": " i don't say it"}, {"id": 239, "start": 802.96, "end": 804.32, "text": " from the very beginning i got you"}, {"id": 240, "start": 804.32, "end": 805.02, "text": " i got you"}, {"id": 241, "start": 805.02, "end": 805.86, "text": " um i got you"}, {"id": 242, "start": 805.88, "end": 807.2, "text": " um elder scrolls okay"}, {"id": 243, "start": 807.2, "end": 808.54, "text": " yeah there's somebody had called up"}, {"id": 244, "start": 808.54, "end": 810.24, "text": " said hey we want to know about the new elder scrolls"}, {"id": 245, "start": 810.24, "end": 810.76, "text": " check that out"}, {"id": 246, "start": 810.76, "end": 811.58, "text": " and you know what i gotta"}, {"id": 247, "start": 811.58, "end": 813.6, "text": " i gotta say a little bit of something here because"}, {"id": 248, "start": 813.6, "end": 815.52, "text": " you know if you guys have listened to the show"}, {"id": 249, "start": 815.52, "end": 818.92, "text": " bethesda in general is one of my favorite video game making companies"}, {"id": 250, "start": 818.92, "end": 820.62, "text": " because they made some awesome titles right"}, {"id": 251, "start": 820.62, "end": 822.72, "text": " the least of which lately has been you know skyrim"}, {"id": 252, "start": 822.72, "end": 825.08, "text": " and then there's the fallout series which is awesome"}, {"id": 253, "start": 825.08, "end": 828.14, "text": " and before that they had morrowind which is part of the elder scrolls"}, {"id": 254, "start": 828.14, "end": 830.92, "text": " and we knew going into e3 that they were going to be announcing"}, {"id": 255, "start": 830.92, "end": 831.7, "text": " something"}, {"id": 256, "start": 831.7, "end": 834.28, "text": " something and you know everybody had said it was going to be"}, {"id": 257, "start": 834.28, "end": 835.72, "text": " an mmo version of elder scrolls"}, {"id": 258, "start": 835.88, "end": 837.78, "text": " something along those lines"}, {"id": 259, "start": 837.78, "end": 840.48, "text": " and i said i didn't think it was going to be an online game"}, {"id": 260, "start": 840.48, "end": 842.2, "text": " because bethesda has never made one before"}, {"id": 261, "start": 842.2, "end": 842.48, "text": " right"}, {"id": 262, "start": 842.48, "end": 844.1, "text": " even though they've said that they were going to"}, {"id": 263, "start": 844.1, "end": 844.38, "text": " right"}, {"id": 264, "start": 844.38, "end": 847.84, "text": " uh it looks like it is going to be an elder scrolls online game"}, {"id": 265, "start": 847.84, "end": 848.74, "text": " well as far as we can tell"}, {"id": 266, "start": 848.74, "end": 850.34, "text": " and that's all we know about it"}, {"id": 267, "start": 850.34, "end": 853.84, "text": " yeah it's amazing we pulled into la and we get into the convention center to get our"}, {"id": 268, "start": 853.84, "end": 854.82, "text": " press passes and everything"}, {"id": 269, "start": 854.82, "end": 858.66, "text": " and one of the hotels hotel figueroa which is right across the street from the convention"}, {"id": 270, "start": 858.66, "end": 859.0, "text": " center"}, {"id": 271, "start": 859.0, "end": 862.7, "text": " um that every year somebody buys that spot"}, {"id": 272, "start": 862.7, "end": 863.7, "text": " to pay to pay"}, {"id": 273, "start": 863.7, "end": 865.48, "text": " or put their banners on or whatnot"}, {"id": 274, "start": 865.48, "end": 865.86, "text": " well this one is going to be an elder scrolls"}, {"id": 275, "start": 865.88, "end": 867.32, "text": " this year was elder scrolls"}, {"id": 276, "start": 867.32, "end": 871.2, "text": " and they actually hand painted for like two weeks"}, {"id": 277, "start": 871.2, "end": 875.0, "text": " you know two big old murals i mean i thought it was three it was three buildings"}, {"id": 278, "start": 875.0, "end": 878.7, "text": " three big murals i mean this building was a forty fifty story size building"}, {"id": 279, "start": 878.7, "end": 881.28, "text": " you can see a picture of it if you go to our website and go to the photo stream i took a picture of it"}, {"id": 280, "start": 881.28, "end": 885.72, "text": " so they definitely made sure they had a presence there at e3 i mean they advertised it all"}, {"id": 281, "start": 885.72, "end": 887.84, "text": " outside e3 and everything when you get in e3 though"}, {"id": 282, "start": 887.84, "end": 891.12, "text": " and when we were coming into town and i saw that i was like oh this is awesome"}, {"id": 283, "start": 891.12, "end": 892.68, "text": " we're going to get to know about it finally"}, {"id": 284, "start": 892.68, "end": 895.48, "text": " exactly and it even says elder scrolls online you know"}, {"id": 285, "start": 895.48, "end": 896.48, "text": " it was really cool"}, {"id": 286, "start": 896.48, "end": 900.44, "text": " we get into e3 and we're like alright we have the bethesda booth and we gotta check it out"}, {"id": 287, "start": 900.44, "end": 902.38, "text": " because on the map their booth looks huge"}, {"id": 288, "start": 902.38, "end": 903.38, "text": " it was a huge setup"}, {"id": 289, "start": 903.38, "end": 904.38, "text": " you gotta check this out"}, {"id": 290, "start": 904.38, "end": 906.8000000000001, "text": " so we get there and yeah the booth is pretty big"}, {"id": 291, "start": 906.8000000000001, "end": 907.8000000000001, "text": " but it was bleak"}, {"id": 292, "start": 907.8000000000001, "end": 911.44, "text": " it was it's a big black box surrounding the entire booth"}, {"id": 293, "start": 911.44, "end": 914.66, "text": " at one point there is a little uh desk"}, {"id": 294, "start": 914.66, "end": 915.78, "text": " uh for media"}, {"id": 295, "start": 915.78, "end": 916.78, "text": " which we are"}, {"id": 296, "start": 916.78, "end": 919.72, "text": " and if you go up to that desk and say hey uh i'm media can you tell me something about"}, {"id": 297, "start": 919.72, "end": 920.72, "text": " the"}, {"id": 298, "start": 920.72, "end": 921.72, "text": " they tell you to go to our website"}, {"id": 299, "start": 921.72, "end": 922.72, "text": " go to our website"}, {"id": 300, "start": 922.72, "end": 923.72, "text": " yeah"}, {"id": 301, "start": 923.72, "end": 924.72, "text": " because that's where the information is"}, {"id": 302, "start": 924.72, "end": 929.0600000000001, "text": " if you were at media uh one of the big medias like ign or something like that and you set"}, {"id": 303, "start": 929.0600000000001, "end": 930.0600000000001, "text": " up a meeting"}, {"id": 304, "start": 930.0600000000001, "end": 931.0600000000001, "text": " machinima yeah"}, {"id": 305, "start": 931.0600000000001, "end": 932.5600000000001, "text": " machinima you set up a meeting with them three weeks ago"}, {"id": 306, "start": 932.5600000000001, "end": 935.9, "text": " then you might have got been able to go in there and check it out but nobody else you"}, {"id": 307, "start": 935.9, "end": 936.9, "text": " know"}, {"id": 308, "start": 936.9, "end": 938.1600000000001, "text": " for everybody else they said just go to our website"}, {"id": 309, "start": 938.1600000000001, "end": 941.7, "text": " and i kind of want to be like you know this is e3 right this is where you announce video"}, {"id": 310, "start": 941.7, "end": 942.7, "text": " games"}, {"id": 311, "start": 942.7, "end": 946.12, "text": " right and i was like why are you even here i mean then they had some they had some people"}, {"id": 312, "start": 946.12, "end": 948.38, "text": " out front hanging out some terrible speakers"}, {"id": 313, "start": 948.38, "end": 951.76, "text": " i mean they didn't have to tell us everything about i didn't expect to know everything about"}, {"id": 314, "start": 951.76, "end": 952.76, "text": " the game right away"}, {"id": 315, "start": 952.76, "end": 953.72, "text": " no just something not even a trailer though not even a trailer"}, {"id": 316, "start": 953.72, "end": 954.72, "text": " not even a trailer though not even a trailer"}, {"id": 317, "start": 954.72, "end": 955.8000000000001, "text": " a trailer of the game"}, {"id": 318, "start": 955.8000000000001, "end": 956.08, "text": " nothing"}, {"id": 319, "start": 956.08, "end": 960.8000000000001, "text": " so bethesda i'm sorry but right now i'm not a fan of you guys at this current moment"}, {"id": 320, "start": 960.8000000000001, "end": 963.02, "text": " yeah they failed on that one that was absolute garbage"}, {"id": 321, "start": 963.02, "end": 967.26, "text": " now however bethesda did not set the tone for all of e3 because there were a lot of"}, {"id": 322, "start": 967.26, "end": 968.76, "text": " companies there that did it the right way"}, {"id": 323, "start": 968.76, "end": 975.5600000000001, "text": " yeah there was actually there was um you know i i liked um i'm sorry square enix i i like"}, {"id": 324, "start": 975.5600000000001, "end": 977.02, "text": " square enix they had a lot of good stuff"}, {"id": 325, "start": 977.02, "end": 978.5600000000001, "text": " they had a cool a bunch of new games to mention"}, {"id": 326, "start": 978.5600000000001, "end": 981.78, "text": " one of which i think mike's a big fan of hitman isn't that a square enix"}, {"id": 327, "start": 981.78, "end": 982.96, "text": " yeah i believe that was yeah yeah"}, {"id": 328, "start": 982.96, "end": 984.7, "text": " i completely dig the hitman series"}, {"id": 329, "start": 984.72, "end": 987.14, "text": " hitman 2 so you're you're a little stoked about that"}, {"id": 330, "start": 987.14, "end": 991.1, "text": " yeah you know and i could completely forgotten about the game because it's been many years"}, {"id": 331, "start": 991.1, "end": 996.6, "text": " since the last update for the game right and uh hitman is one of the i like that that entire"}, {"id": 332, "start": 996.6, "end": 1002.44, "text": " style of game where you get sort of the stealthy right i don't like the you know run around"}, {"id": 333, "start": 1002.44, "end": 1006.6600000000001, "text": " whatever and i want something that you have to think about because it's sort of a puzzle game"}, {"id": 334, "start": 1006.6600000000001, "end": 1010.36, "text": " right it is if you don't do if you don't do it exactly right you have to redo the mission in a"}, {"id": 335, "start": 1010.36, "end": 1014.7, "text": " lot of cases and so those are the kinds of games i like i like the the puzzly type game and i like"}, {"id": 336, "start": 1014.72, "end": 1019.14, "text": " the mostly poker games i mean the only exception to that would be team fortress right of course"}, {"id": 337, "start": 1019.14, "end": 1023.1, "text": " but and and you didn't hear anything about that no unfortunately valve they were not"}, {"id": 338, "start": 1023.1, "end": 1026.92, "text": " there in force but to be fair with valve they didn't say that they were going to right yeah"}, {"id": 339, "start": 1026.92, "end": 1030.3600000000001, "text": " they didn't they in fact came out and said we're not going to announce their thing is"}, {"id": 340, "start": 1030.3600000000001, "end": 1033.26, "text": " it was everybody else was like they're going to announce something valve said no we're"}, {"id": 341, "start": 1033.26, "end": 1039.26, "text": " not so as far as as as your favorite company over there rob i mean they weren't the only"}, {"id": 342, "start": 1039.26, "end": 1043.18, "text": " ones on the fail bus though right no there was a there was a ton of of companies that"}, {"id": 343, "start": 1043.18, "end": 1044.04, "text": " that did it the re that just really got the value of it no they had full control of the"}, {"id": 344, "start": 1044.04, "end": 1044.56, "text": " best of all the best in the world you'd be a problem if you have a really brilliant team"}, {"id": 345, "start": 1044.56, "end": 1044.6200000000001, "text": " there and they're going to be the best you know so i think a lot of companies had a lot more companies on that"}, {"id": 346, "start": 1044.6200000000001, "end": 1046.72, "text": " didn't do it right this time. And one of them"}, {"id": 347, "start": 1046.72, "end": 1048.66, "text": " was one of the biggest companies in the world, not even"}, {"id": 348, "start": 1048.66, "end": 1050.0400000000002, "text": " just in video games. It was Microsoft."}, {"id": 349, "start": 1050.7, "end": 1052.3000000000002, "text": " Their whole setup was just full of fail."}, {"id": 350, "start": 1052.64, "end": 1054.6200000000001, "text": " You know, if they had just not done a"}, {"id": 351, "start": 1054.6200000000001, "end": 1056.7600000000002, "text": " press conference at all and just had their booths out there,"}, {"id": 352, "start": 1057.0000000000002, "end": 1057.88, "text": " it would have been fine."}, {"id": 353, "start": 1058.2800000000002, "end": 1060.5600000000002, "text": " And, you know, the Halo 4, because there was a big presence"}, {"id": 354, "start": 1060.5600000000002, "end": 1061.6000000000001, "text": " there. That's great."}, {"id": 355, "start": 1062.5600000000002, "end": 1064.5800000000002, "text": " But the problem that I had with Microsoft"}, {"id": 356, "start": 1064.5800000000002, "end": 1066.0600000000002, "text": " was that, I mean, it's"}, {"id": 357, "start": 1066.0600000000002, "end": 1068.7, "text": " fine that they announced their smart glass,"}, {"id": 358, "start": 1068.7800000000002, "end": 1070.7600000000002, "text": " whatever. I may not like it, but it's still something."}, {"id": 359, "start": 1071.16, "end": 1072.72, "text": " It was the fact that they spent, I'd say"}, {"id": 360, "start": 1072.72, "end": 1074.2, "text": " probably 60% of their conference"}, {"id": 361, "start": 1074.2, "end": 1076.4, "text": " showing video games. And Microsoft"}, {"id": 362, "start": 1076.4, "end": 1078.6000000000001, "text": " is not a video game company. They make hardware."}, {"id": 363, "start": 1078.94, "end": 1080.6000000000001, "text": " And, you know, the software for the Xbox,"}, {"id": 364, "start": 1080.74, "end": 1082.7, "text": " they don't actually make the video games. And so I felt"}, {"id": 365, "start": 1082.7, "end": 1084.6200000000001, "text": " like it was kind of... Sometimes they do. I mean, Microsoft does have"}, {"id": 366, "start": 1084.6200000000001, "end": 1086.58, "text": " a game development division. Right, but"}, {"id": 367, "start": 1086.58, "end": 1088.3, "text": " I mean, they certainly aren't the ones who made"}, {"id": 368, "start": 1088.3, "end": 1090.44, "text": " Call of Duty 2 or Black Ops 2, you know,"}, {"id": 369, "start": 1090.5, "end": 1092.64, "text": " and they devoted 12 minutes of their time"}, {"id": 370, "start": 1092.64, "end": 1094.54, "text": " to that. If they're going to show video games, they should show"}, {"id": 371, "start": 1094.54, "end": 1096.56, "text": " games that are exclusive to their platform, like"}, {"id": 372, "start": 1096.56, "end": 1098.46, "text": " for example, Halo 4. Or Gears of War."}, {"id": 373, "start": 1098.54, "end": 1100.7, "text": " Or Gears of War. That's exclusive only to Microsoft."}, {"id": 374, "start": 1101.18, "end": 1102.52, "text": " But it was a footnote in"}, {"id": 375, "start": 1102.52, "end": 1104.72, "text": " their conference. I mean, literally"}, {"id": 376, "start": 1104.72, "end": 1106.4, "text": " Halo 4,"}, {"id": 377, "start": 1106.74, "end": 1108.54, "text": " they sort of teased it almost like a"}, {"id": 378, "start": 1108.54, "end": 1110.42, "text": " live-action movie at the very beginning. Yeah."}, {"id": 379, "start": 1110.5, "end": 1112.12, "text": " Which I was very excited about that originally."}, {"id": 380, "start": 1112.46, "end": 1114.5, "text": " But they were right into gameplay, and it was just..."}, {"id": 381, "start": 1114.5, "end": 1116.6, "text": " It was over with in a matter of minutes. It was actually garbage."}, {"id": 382, "start": 1116.92, "end": 1118.5, "text": " I mean, I know that we've said a lot of bad things"}, {"id": 383, "start": 1118.5, "end": 1120.18, "text": " about some of the people there, but there was..."}, {"id": 384, "start": 1120.18, "end": 1122.72, "text": " There were a bunch of games that I was really, really excited about."}, {"id": 385, "start": 1123.1, "end": 1124.48, "text": " And I kind of wanted to take a moment to mention"}, {"id": 386, "start": 1124.48, "end": 1126.56, "text": " those games, because they got me very excited."}, {"id": 387, "start": 1126.9, "end": 1128.16, "text": " Okay, we only have a little bit, so hurry up."}, {"id": 388, "start": 1128.3, "end": 1130.46, "text": " You got three minutes, man. Do it. Well, I'm not"}, {"id": 389, "start": 1130.46, "end": 1132.4, "text": " going to go into detail. I just want to say that the five games"}, {"id": 390, "start": 1132.4, "end": 1134.7, "text": " that made my list this time were Assassin's Creed 3."}, {"id": 391, "start": 1134.8200000000002, "end": 1136.6200000000001, "text": " Awesome. Then we had"}, {"id": 392, "start": 1136.6200000000001, "end": 1138.26, "text": " Planetside 2, which is"}, {"id": 393, "start": 1138.26, "end": 1140.42, "text": " an FPS MMO. That one's really"}, {"id": 394, "start": 1140.42, "end": 1142.3000000000002, "text": " surprised me. We'll only go into more detail about that one."}, {"id": 395, "start": 1142.38, "end": 1144.3200000000002, "text": " I have a giveaway for that one, too. Then there's"}, {"id": 396, "start": 1144.3200000000002, "end": 1146.1200000000001, "text": " Borderlands 2, which was awesome."}, {"id": 397, "start": 1146.5, "end": 1147.94, "text": " And we can talk more about that later."}, {"id": 398, "start": 1148.3200000000002, "end": 1150.38, "text": " The Metal Gear Solid, or the Metal Gear Rising"}, {"id": 399, "start": 1150.38, "end": 1152.5400000000002, "text": " game that's coming out. Right. And then, finally,"}, {"id": 400, "start": 1152.68, "end": 1154.76, "text": " the most exciting one was Quantum Conundrum"}, {"id": 401, "start": 1154.76, "end": 1156.5400000000002, "text": " for me. And this is a game that most of you probably have"}, {"id": 402, "start": 1156.5400000000002, "end": 1157.98, "text": " not heard of, but"}, {"id": 403, "start": 1157.98, "end": 1160.64, "text": " I promise you will within the next couple"}, {"id": 404, "start": 1160.64, "end": 1162.38, "text": " weeks. It's an absolutely"}, {"id": 405, "start": 1162.38, "end": 1164.5200000000002, "text": " amazing game if you're a Portal fan of any"}, {"id": 406, "start": 1164.5200000000002, "end": 1166.5, "text": " sorts. Or just even a puzzle game fan."}, {"id": 407, "start": 1166.66, "end": 1168.46, "text": " Yeah, if you're a Portal or original Tomb"}, {"id": 408, "start": 1168.46, "end": 1170.44, "text": " Raider fan or something like that of any sorts,"}, {"id": 409, "start": 1170.72, "end": 1172.6000000000001, "text": " this is the game for you. It's going to be amazing."}, {"id": 410, "start": 1172.7, "end": 1174.42, "text": " I think any game with the word"}, {"id": 411, "start": 1174.42, "end": 1176.4, "text": " Conundrum in the name is really worth playing."}, {"id": 412, "start": 1176.42, "end": 1177.8200000000002, "text": " And then Quantum? Come on."}, {"id": 413, "start": 1178.5800000000002, "end": 1180.5600000000002, "text": " That is some kind of"}, {"id": 414, "start": 1180.5600000000002, "end": 1181.5800000000002, "text": " word. Yeah, right?"}, {"id": 415, "start": 1183.0200000000002, "end": 1184.5400000000002, "text": " Quantum Conundrum. So we actually"}, {"id": 416, "start": 1184.5400000000002, "end": 1186.6200000000001, "text": " have a lot of hands-on with most of these games we're talking"}, {"id": 417, "start": 1186.6200000000001, "end": 1188.48, "text": " about right now. We have them."}, {"id": 418, "start": 1189.0400000000002, "end": 1190.5, "text": " We're going to have all the video up on our"}, {"id": 419, "start": 1190.5, "end": 1192.3000000000002, "text": " site probably by the later on this afternoon. There's also"}, {"id": 420, "start": 1192.38, "end": 1194.48, "text": " already a good amount of content on the site if you want to go check it out."}, {"id": 421, "start": 1194.66, "end": 1196.38, "text": " Right. We have a lot of articles on there, our picks"}, {"id": 422, "start": 1196.38, "end": 1198.42, "text": " and everything. We're going to go into more detail here after the break,"}, {"id": 423, "start": 1198.46, "end": 1200.5200000000002, "text": " I assume. But man, we had a lot of fun."}, {"id": 424, "start": 1200.68, "end": 1202.0200000000002, "text": " Really, a lot of pictures."}, {"id": 425, "start": 1202.42, "end": 1204.3000000000002, "text": " I just want to say, if you guys want to follow along"}, {"id": 426, "start": 1204.3000000000002, "end": 1206.44, "text": " with what we're talking about, go to gurushow.com"}, {"id": 427, "start": 1206.44, "end": 1208.3000000000002, "text": " slash E3, and you can"}, {"id": 428, "start": 1208.3000000000002, "end": 1210.3000000000002, "text": " see the stuff that we're talking about right now. There you go."}, {"id": 429, "start": 1210.4, "end": 1212.24, "text": " Rob's very proud of his PlayStation picture."}, {"id": 430, "start": 1212.74, "end": 1214.42, "text": " That picture came out great. I'm not"}, {"id": 431, "start": 1214.42, "end": 1216.44, "text": " a photographer by any means, and I was"}, {"id": 432, "start": 1216.44, "end": 1218.5200000000002, "text": " just snapping random pictures. You know, what's funny"}, {"id": 433, "start": 1218.5200000000002, "end": 1220.5, "text": " is when I first saw that go up on the site, I'm like,"}, {"id": 434, "start": 1220.5, "end": 1222.3200000000002, "text": " he stole that from someone. Where did he get"}, {"id": 435, "start": 1222.32, "end": 1224.4399999999998, "text": " that stock photo? It looks like"}, {"id": 436, "start": 1224.4399999999998, "end": 1226.04, "text": " a nice... It's a very nice"}, {"id": 437, "start": 1226.04, "end": 1228.1799999999998, "text": " picture. Okay. You done?"}, {"id": 438, "start": 1228.84, "end": 1230.3799999999999, "text": " I appreciate"}, {"id": 439, "start": 1230.3799999999999, "end": 1232.5, "text": " photography. I knew Mike would appreciate it, because"}, {"id": 440, "start": 1232.5, "end": 1234.4399999999998, "text": " when we came by his house before we"}, {"id": 441, "start": 1234.4399999999998, "end": 1236.6599999999999, "text": " left, he was literally taking photos of something."}, {"id": 442, "start": 1236.8999999999999, "end": 1238.52, "text": " He was. He was taking a picture of a"}, {"id": 443, "start": 1238.52, "end": 1240.48, "text": " spider. I was doing video of a spider"}, {"id": 444, "start": 1240.48, "end": 1242.02, "text": " that was making a spider web."}, {"id": 445, "start": 1242.28, "end": 1244.34, "text": " Right outside my door. Did you ever get that to make that happen?"}, {"id": 446, "start": 1244.76, "end": 1246.1599999999999, "text": " It's still on the camera. Still on the camera."}, {"id": 447, "start": 1246.24, "end": 1248.1599999999999, "text": " I haven't done anything with it yet. Good job. Good follow-through."}, {"id": 448, "start": 1248.1599999999999, "end": 1249.8799999999999, "text": " I haven't done anything with it. That's a great follow-through."}, {"id": 449, "start": 1250.46, "end": 1252.1599999999999, "text": " I think he was trying to train the spider to"}, {"id": 450, "start": 1252.16, "end": 1253.8600000000001, "text": " weave a fedora for him. Nice."}, {"id": 451, "start": 1255.92, "end": 1256.42, "text": " You know,"}, {"id": 452, "start": 1256.66, "end": 1258.5, "text": " I wore a fedora in public once."}, {"id": 453, "start": 1258.52, "end": 1259.94, "text": " One time, but that was enough. One time."}, {"id": 454, "start": 1260.0800000000002, "end": 1262.28, "text": " You know, it was funny. We told the nerd junkies about"}, {"id": 455, "start": 1262.28, "end": 1264.0600000000002, "text": " it, too, and I even admitted to them. I was like,"}, {"id": 456, "start": 1264.0800000000002, "end": 1266.16, "text": " he wore it once in public, and that was it, but we still"}, {"id": 457, "start": 1266.16, "end": 1267.92, "text": " give him a hard time about it every day. You know, to be fair, though,"}, {"id": 458, "start": 1267.92, "end": 1270.14, "text": " I have never worn a fedora. One time is"}, {"id": 459, "start": 1270.14, "end": 1272.24, "text": " too much, sir. You wear a"}, {"id": 460, "start": 1272.24, "end": 1273.66, "text": " mullet every day, though. A mullet."}, {"id": 461, "start": 1274.1000000000001, "end": 1275.0800000000002, "text": " A mullet. Wow."}, {"id": 462, "start": 1276.7, "end": 1278.22, "text": " Mullets. Oh, mullets are awesome, and if I"}, {"id": 463, "start": 1278.22, "end": 1279.5600000000002, "text": " did have one, I would be even cooler."}, {"id": 464, "start": 1279.9, "end": 1280.38, "text": " And you..."}, {"id": 465, "start": 1280.38, "end": 1280.5, "text": " Ha!"}, {"id": 466, "start": 1282.16, "end": 1284.26, "text": " And pork chops, really? Yeah, that's right."}, {"id": 467, "start": 1284.52, "end": 1285.96, "text": " You got some chops going? That's right."}, {"id": 468, "start": 1286.28, "end": 1287.38, "text": " I'm surprised you're not a vegetarian."}, {"id": 469, "start": 1288.28, "end": 1289.4, "text": " Let's go ahead and take a break."}, {"id": 470, "start": 1290.46, "end": 1292.24, "text": " This is the Computer Guru."}, {"id": 471, "start": 1292.6200000000001, "end": 1294.18, "text": " Alright, the news approaches."}, {"id": 472, "start": 1294.52, "end": 1296.2, "text": " When we come back for a little bit more gaming news,"}, {"id": 473, "start": 1296.26, "end": 1298.98, "text": " we're going to take some of your phone calls to 751-1041."}, {"id": 474, "start": 1299.52, "end": 1300.5800000000002, "text": " We're going to talk about ways"}, {"id": 475, "start": 1300.5800000000002, "end": 1302.52, "text": " that you can be a D-bag on the internet"}, {"id": 476, "start": 1302.52, "end": 1303.5800000000002, "text": " in the ways that you shouldn't be."}, {"id": 477, "start": 1304.0400000000002, "end": 1306.4, "text": " We can fix that. This is the Computer Guru"}, {"id": 478, "start": 1306.4, "end": 1308.16, "text": " Show, and we'll be right back."}, {"id": 479, "start": 1312.16, "end": 1321.94, "text": " Hello, PewDiePie."}, {"id": 480, "start": 1322.88, "end": 1323.8000000000002, "text": " Mac or PC?"}, {"id": 481, "start": 1324.1200000000001, "end": 1326.44, "text": " Desktop or laptop? The Computer Guru."}, {"id": 482, "start": 1326.72, "end": 1328.16, "text": " We'll get your problem solved."}, {"id": 483, "start": 1328.3400000000001, "end": 1330.02, "text": " Call 751-1041"}, {"id": 484, "start": 1330.02, "end": 1331.72, "text": " to talk with the Guru now."}, {"id": 485, "start": 1331.8000000000002, "end": 1333.78, "text": " On 104.1, the truth."}, {"id": 486, "start": 1334.26, "end": 1336.44, "text": " Oh, Tony, you didn't fail me on that one."}, {"id": 487, "start": 1336.48, "end": 1337.92, "text": " Almost, though. Almost."}, {"id": 488, "start": 1338.16, "end": 1340.3400000000001, "text": " 751-1041 if you'd like to be part of the show."}, {"id": 489, "start": 1340.3400000000001, "end": 1342.0, "text": " Let's get a couple calls out of the way."}, {"id": 490, "start": 1342.0, "end": 1344.14, "text": " Shall we? We shall. Let's talk to Kay."}, {"id": 491, "start": 1344.22, "end": 1346.3, "text": " Hello, Kay. How are you? I'm fine. How are you?"}, {"id": 492, "start": 1346.38, "end": 1348.3, "text": " I'm wonderful. Well, I am too,"}, {"id": 493, "start": 1348.4, "end": 1350.18, "text": " almost. Almost? By the way,"}, {"id": 494, "start": 1350.24, "end": 1352.26, "text": " I absolutely dislike the"}, {"id": 495, "start": 1352.26, "end": 1354.24, "text": " timeline. Oh, yeah. I'm not a big"}, {"id": 496, "start": 1354.24, "end": 1355.8, "text": " fan of the timeline, either. Oh, I think it's horrible."}, {"id": 497, "start": 1356.4, "end": 1358.3, "text": " Anyway, I've got a problem with my desktop."}, {"id": 498, "start": 1358.94, "end": 1359.92, "text": " Alright. Lay it on me."}, {"id": 499, "start": 1360.08, "end": 1361.64, "text": " I downloaded, well,"}, {"id": 500, "start": 1361.96, "end": 1363.88, "text": " it updated 20."}, {"id": 501, "start": 1364.04, "end": 1366.02, "text": " Good old Microsoft. Updated"}, {"id": 502, "start": 1366.02, "end": 1367.38, "text": " 20 updates."}, {"id": 503, "start": 1367.86, "end": 1369.5, "text": " You must have Windows XP still."}, {"id": 504, "start": 1370.08, "end": 1371.12, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"id": 505, "start": 1371.1200000000001, "end": 1373.24, "text": " I have Windows 7. And it didn't"}, {"id": 506, "start": 1373.24, "end": 1375.3200000000002, "text": " update automatically on its own like a long time"}, {"id": 507, "start": 1375.3200000000002, "end": 1376.92, "text": " ago? It didn't automatically. No."}, {"id": 508, "start": 1377.3600000000001, "end": 1379.2600000000002, "text": " No, it didn't. And"}, {"id": 509, "start": 1379.2600000000002, "end": 1381.0400000000002, "text": " I went to turn my computer on in the morning"}, {"id": 510, "start": 1381.0400000000002, "end": 1382.88, "text": " and it was crazy."}, {"id": 511, "start": 1383.44, "end": 1385.16, "text": " Crazy? I couldn't tell you what was on"}, {"id": 512, "start": 1385.16, "end": 1387.2800000000002, "text": " the screen anymore because this was a couple weeks ago."}, {"id": 513, "start": 1387.4, "end": 1388.92, "text": " Okay. So I tried it again."}, {"id": 514, "start": 1389.2, "end": 1390.2800000000002, "text": " I tried to restore"}, {"id": 515, "start": 1390.2800000000002, "end": 1393.2600000000002, "text": " and it didn't work. So describe"}, {"id": 516, "start": 1393.2600000000002, "end": 1394.14, "text": " the craziness, though."}, {"id": 517, "start": 1395.0800000000002, "end": 1396.6200000000001, "text": " It just came up with"}, {"id": 518, "start": 1396.6200000000001, "end": 1399.4, "text": " something was"}, {"id": 519, "start": 1399.4, "end": 1401.0200000000002, "text": " a driver. Something about a"}, {"id": 520, "start": 1401.1200000000001, "end": 1402.48, "text": " driver. Okay."}, {"id": 521, "start": 1402.7600000000002, "end": 1404.8600000000001, "text": " Okay. And so I did the"}, {"id": 522, "start": 1404.8600000000001, "end": 1405.48, "text": " restore."}, {"id": 523, "start": 1406.5000000000002, "end": 1409.16, "text": " They did their self-repair, you know."}, {"id": 524, "start": 1409.96, "end": 1411.38, "text": " Alright. And"}, {"id": 525, "start": 1411.38, "end": 1412.3600000000001, "text": " it didn't work."}, {"id": 526, "start": 1412.8400000000001, "end": 1414.5800000000002, "text": " So I pulled out my laptop"}, {"id": 527, "start": 1414.5800000000002, "end": 1417.0000000000002, "text": " and I've been using that."}, {"id": 528, "start": 1417.3200000000002, "end": 1418.9, "text": " And then one day I just said,"}, {"id": 529, "start": 1419.5400000000002, "end": 1420.8400000000001, "text": " Huh, I'm going to try it again."}, {"id": 530, "start": 1421.1200000000001, "end": 1423.2600000000002, "text": " So I did. I turned it on."}, {"id": 531, "start": 1423.3600000000001, "end": 1424.46, "text": " It did the restore"}, {"id": 532, "start": 1424.46, "end": 1426.94, "text": " and it was working. It was"}, {"id": 533, "start": 1426.94, "end": 1428.7600000000002, "text": " fantastic. And I was dancing."}, {"id": 534, "start": 1428.7600000000002, "end": 1430.2800000000002, "text": " I was dancing."}, {"id": 535, "start": 1431.1200000000001, "end": 1433.5800000000002, "text": " And that's really not"}, {"id": 536, "start": 1433.5800000000002, "end": 1434.68, "text": " my style anymore."}, {"id": 537, "start": 1435.22, "end": 1437.5800000000002, "text": " So anyway, I went"}, {"id": 538, "start": 1437.5800000000002, "end": 1438.98, "text": " to unplug my laptop"}, {"id": 539, "start": 1438.98, "end": 1441.88, "text": " and I unfortunately unplugged"}, {"id": 540, "start": 1441.88, "end": 1443.6000000000001, "text": " the power cord to my"}, {"id": 541, "start": 1443.6000000000001, "end": 1444.92, "text": " desktop. Oh, no."}, {"id": 542, "start": 1446.0200000000002, "end": 1446.92, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"id": 543, "start": 1447.18, "end": 1449.5600000000002, "text": " I went to plug it back"}, {"id": 544, "start": 1449.5600000000002, "end": 1451.4, "text": " in and I got the blue."}, {"id": 545, "start": 1452.24, "end": 1452.92, "text": " Yes, you did."}, {"id": 546, "start": 1453.0600000000002, "end": 1455.3200000000002, "text": " And it said,"}, {"id": 547, "start": 1455.5200000000002, "end": 1457.6200000000001, "text": " if you haven't gotten this before, we'll try"}, {"id": 548, "start": 1457.6200000000001, "end": 1459.48, "text": " the repair and"}, {"id": 549, "start": 1459.48, "end": 1461.0400000000002, "text": " did the whole thing."}, {"id": 550, "start": 1461.1200000000001, "end": 1463.5000000000002, "text": " And it came back up and it said"}, {"id": 551, "start": 1463.5000000000002, "end": 1465.22, "text": " I have an"}, {"id": 552, "start": 1465.22, "end": 1467.48, "text": " uncorrectable hardware"}, {"id": 553, "start": 1467.48, "end": 1469.22, "text": " error. Okay."}, {"id": 554, "start": 1469.8000000000002, "end": 1471.0800000000002, "text": " Okay. Now, first of all,"}, {"id": 555, "start": 1471.2600000000002, "end": 1473.24, "text": " you don't ever take the"}, {"id": 556, "start": 1473.24, "end": 1475.5000000000002, "text": " repair feature for Windows 7"}, {"id": 557, "start": 1475.5000000000002, "end": 1477.3200000000002, "text": " as truth."}, {"id": 558, "start": 1477.8000000000002, "end": 1479.5800000000002, "text": " Oh, okay. Because a lot of times it's like,"}, {"id": 559, "start": 1479.64, "end": 1481.66, "text": " I don't know what to do. So I'm just going to give you some type"}, {"id": 560, "start": 1481.66, "end": 1483.8600000000001, "text": " of vague error message. Devastating error."}, {"id": 561, "start": 1483.94, "end": 1485.2, "text": " I can't do anything."}, {"id": 562, "start": 1485.64, "end": 1486.96, "text": " Okay. So are you like me?"}, {"id": 563, "start": 1486.96, "end": 1488.46, "text": " Alright. So just"}, {"id": 564, "start": 1488.46, "end": 1490.2800000000002, "text": " did you try restarting after that?"}, {"id": 565, "start": 1491.1200000000001, "end": 1492.5000000000002, "text": " Did it work after that? No."}, {"id": 566, "start": 1492.66, "end": 1494.68, "text": " I have my laptop out again."}, {"id": 567, "start": 1494.92, "end": 1496.1200000000001, "text": " Okay. So"}, {"id": 568, "start": 1496.1200000000001, "end": 1498.92, "text": " usually what happens in this case where it says"}, {"id": 569, "start": 1498.92, "end": 1500.2, "text": " that type of problem,"}, {"id": 570, "start": 1500.48, "end": 1502.92, "text": " especially given that you unplugged it,"}, {"id": 571, "start": 1503.38, "end": 1505.0200000000002, "text": " usually means a corrupted"}, {"id": 572, "start": 1505.0200000000002, "end": 1507.24, "text": " registry. Oh, okay."}, {"id": 573, "start": 1507.38, "end": 1509.3200000000002, "text": " And luckily that's fairly recoverable"}, {"id": 574, "start": 1509.3200000000002, "end": 1511.16, "text": " but the built-in"}, {"id": 575, "start": 1511.16, "end": 1513.0600000000002, "text": " repair often has trouble doing"}, {"id": 576, "start": 1513.0600000000002, "end": 1514.7800000000002, "text": " that. Ah."}, {"id": 577, "start": 1515.3400000000001, "end": 1516.8400000000001, "text": " So I should bring it down to you?"}, {"id": 578, "start": 1516.8400000000001, "end": 1518.0600000000002, "text": " I think that's a pretty good idea."}, {"id": 579, "start": 1519.5200000000002, "end": 1520.64, "text": " I like this plan."}, {"id": 580, "start": 1521.1200000000001, "end": 1523.14, "text": " I don't know why I didn't do it"}, {"id": 581, "start": 1523.14, "end": 1525.0600000000002, "text": " right away. But I thought,"}, {"id": 582, "start": 1525.16, "end": 1526.74, "text": " well, I'll just call in and see."}, {"id": 583, "start": 1527.8600000000001, "end": 1529.0800000000002, "text": " Sometimes you need confirmation,"}, {"id": 584, "start": 1529.48, "end": 1530.98, "text": " right? Yes, exactly."}, {"id": 585, "start": 1530.98, "end": 1533.14, "text": " Exactly. And I certainly do."}, {"id": 586, "start": 1534.46, "end": 1534.8600000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 587, "start": 1534.98, "end": 1536.96, "text": " You need the confirmation, so bring it down here and we'll take"}, {"id": 588, "start": 1536.96, "end": 1538.6200000000001, "text": " care of you, okay? Okay."}, {"id": 589, "start": 1538.92, "end": 1540.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you. I appreciate the call."}, {"id": 590, "start": 1541.0600000000002, "end": 1543.0600000000002, "text": " Well, I appreciate the info."}, {"id": 591, "start": 1543.72, "end": 1545.0400000000002, "text": " I'm not going to"}, {"id": 592, "start": 1545.0400000000002, "end": 1546.3200000000002, "text": " trust Microsoft anymore."}, {"id": 593, "start": 1546.5000000000002, "end": 1549.0400000000002, "text": " Well, you can go ahead and still trust them. Just don't unplug it."}, {"id": 594, "start": 1549.1200000000001, "end": 1550.44, "text": " Don't unplug it. There you go."}, {"id": 595, "start": 1551.1200000000001, "end": 1553.3000000000002, "text": " Pretty stupid, wasn't it? I should follow the"}, {"id": 596, "start": 1553.3000000000002, "end": 1555.0400000000002, "text": " cord. All right. Follow the cord. There you go."}, {"id": 597, "start": 1555.16, "end": 1557.24, "text": " Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you."}, {"id": 598, "start": 1557.7, "end": 1559.1200000000001, "text": " What was it? We had that caller that"}, {"id": 599, "start": 1559.1200000000001, "end": 1561.18, "text": " said that they had a problem with their computer"}, {"id": 600, "start": 1561.18, "end": 1563.0600000000002, "text": " so they just put the computer in a closet for"}, {"id": 601, "start": 1563.0600000000002, "end": 1564.2, "text": " like a year. Yes. Yeah."}, {"id": 602, "start": 1564.3600000000001, "end": 1567.22, "text": " Did that behave? Well, they were hoping it would behave."}, {"id": 603, "start": 1567.74, "end": 1568.7, "text": " And it didn't work."}, {"id": 604, "start": 1568.8600000000001, "end": 1570.9, "text": " You can't put your computer on timeout and expect it to work."}, {"id": 605, "start": 1571.14, "end": 1572.6000000000001, "text": " Go sit in the corner"}, {"id": 606, "start": 1572.6000000000001, "end": 1575.3200000000002, "text": " until you know how to behave."}, {"id": 607, "start": 1575.96, "end": 1576.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"id": 608, "start": 1577.72, "end": 1579.18, "text": " Whoa. Wow. I tell my kids"}, {"id": 609, "start": 1579.18, "end": 1580.88, "text": " that. Sir. It doesn't work for them either."}, {"id": 610, "start": 1581.1200000000001, "end": 1583.42, "text": " What are you doing"}, {"id": 611, "start": 1583.42, "end": 1584.68, "text": " over here? Thrashing in the studio?"}, {"id": 612, "start": 1585.5400000000002, "end": 1586.5600000000002, "text": " Randall's going insane."}, {"id": 613, "start": 1587.0200000000002, "end": 1587.9, "text": " Okay. All right."}, {"id": 614, "start": 1588.5000000000002, "end": 1590.92, "text": " All right. Let's talk to Tom."}, {"id": 615, "start": 1590.98, "end": 1592.7800000000002, "text": " Hey, Tom. How are you? Good. How are you?"}, {"id": 616, "start": 1592.92, "end": 1594.24, "text": " I'm great. How can I help you?"}, {"id": 617, "start": 1594.7600000000002, "end": 1597.2, "text": " I just set up a new business domain"}, {"id": 618, "start": 1597.2, "end": 1598.88, "text": " for my small business through"}, {"id": 619, "start": 1598.88, "end": 1601.1000000000001, "text": " GoDaddy. And I wanted to get my email"}, {"id": 620, "start": 1601.1000000000001, "end": 1602.8200000000002, "text": " set up on some new service"}, {"id": 621, "start": 1602.8200000000002, "end": 1604.94, "text": " and wanted to see if you could provide any"}, {"id": 622, "start": 1604.94, "end": 1605.6200000000001, "text": " recommendations."}, {"id": 623, "start": 1606.7800000000002, "end": 1608.64, "text": " I've been using Gmail for a while"}, {"id": 624, "start": 1608.64, "end": 1610.8400000000001, "text": " and I wanted to see if there's any other options"}, {"id": 625, "start": 1611.1200000000001, "end": 1612.88, "text": " like maybe Microsoft"}, {"id": 626, "start": 1612.88, "end": 1615.1200000000001, "text": " 365, something where"}, {"id": 627, "start": 1615.1200000000001, "end": 1617.0800000000002, "text": " I can set up a website, just real basic"}, {"id": 628, "start": 1617.0800000000002, "end": 1619.1200000000001, "text": " and use Outlook for my"}, {"id": 629, "start": 1619.1200000000001, "end": 1621.1000000000001, "text": " email client. Or if you had any"}, {"id": 630, "start": 1621.1000000000001, "end": 1623.0800000000002, "text": " other options, it would"}, {"id": 631, "start": 1623.0800000000002, "end": 1624.68, "text": " be decent for somebody on a budget."}, {"id": 632, "start": 1625.0000000000002, "end": 1626.94, "text": " So when it comes to your mail services you currently"}, {"id": 633, "start": 1626.94, "end": 1629.0400000000002, "text": " have, are there features right now that you wish"}, {"id": 634, "start": 1629.0400000000002, "end": 1630.8000000000002, "text": " you had? Well,"}, {"id": 635, "start": 1631.0400000000002, "end": 1633.0000000000002, "text": " you know, when I first started with"}, {"id": 636, "start": 1633.0000000000002, "end": 1635.0200000000002, "text": " business email, I was pretty"}, {"id": 637, "start": 1635.0200000000002, "end": 1637.16, "text": " much born and bred on Outlook 2003."}, {"id": 638, "start": 1637.66, "end": 1639.0200000000002, "text": " And I got really used to"}, {"id": 639, "start": 1639.0200000000002, "end": 1640.96, "text": " that and then trying to switch over to anything"}, {"id": 640, "start": 1640.96, "end": 1641.96, "text": " other like Gmail,"}, {"id": 641, "start": 1642.56, "end": 1645.04, "text": " like with reading pains, the conversation"}, {"id": 642, "start": 1645.04, "end": 1647.06, "text": " thread, even if you turn off"}, {"id": 643, "start": 1647.06, "end": 1648.98, "text": " the conversation view with Gmail, it just still"}, {"id": 644, "start": 1648.98, "end": 1650.6000000000001, "text": " doesn't have the same"}, {"id": 645, "start": 1650.6000000000001, "end": 1653.06, "text": " feel as Outlook. Well, as it turns out,"}, {"id": 646, "start": 1653.42, "end": 1654.64, "text": " we offer a"}, {"id": 647, "start": 1654.64, "end": 1657.04, "text": " hosted exchange. How about"}, {"id": 648, "start": 1657.04, "end": 1659.1000000000001, "text": " that? Which you might be interested"}, {"id": 649, "start": 1659.1000000000001, "end": 1661.02, "text": " in. Now, as far as the website"}, {"id": 650, "start": 1661.02, "end": 1662.9, "text": " portion of it, what"}, {"id": 651, "start": 1662.9, "end": 1664.32, "text": " kind of budget are you talking about over here?"}, {"id": 652, "start": 1665.3400000000001, "end": 1666.26, "text": " Well, you know,"}, {"id": 653, "start": 1666.66, "end": 1669.0, "text": " like any startup business, a shoestring"}, {"id": 654, "start": 1669.0, "end": 1670.88, "text": " budget. So I'm definitely"}, {"id": 655, "start": 1670.88, "end": 1672.98, "text": " willing to talk about it, I guess"}, {"id": 656, "start": 1672.98, "end": 1674.8600000000001, "text": " probably offline. Of course, of course."}, {"id": 657, "start": 1675.0600000000002, "end": 1677.0200000000002, "text": " Right. Well, one of the things that you can at least look at,"}, {"id": 658, "start": 1677.1000000000001, "end": 1678.0600000000002, "text": " I mean, at least for the"}, {"id": 659, "start": 1678.0600000000002, "end": 1680.96, "text": " very limited budget, is that"}, {"id": 660, "start": 1680.96, "end": 1682.8400000000001, "text": " you already registered your domain with"}, {"id": 661, "start": 1682.8400000000001, "end": 1684.8600000000001, "text": " GoDaddy. Right. And for a"}, {"id": 662, "start": 1684.8600000000001, "end": 1686.7800000000002, "text": " very nominal fee, they do have"}, {"id": 663, "start": 1686.7800000000002, "end": 1688.7800000000002, "text": " their built-in templates, which aren't all that great."}, {"id": 664, "start": 1688.92, "end": 1690.5600000000002, "text": " I'll tell you that right now. And if you wanted"}, {"id": 665, "start": 1690.5600000000002, "end": 1693.18, "text": " to go a little bit better than GoDaddy"}, {"id": 666, "start": 1693.18, "end": 1694.6200000000001, "text": " and not have to still pay a bunch of money,"}, {"id": 667, "start": 1694.8000000000002, "end": 1696.7600000000002, "text": " there's do-it-yourself places like Squarespace."}, {"id": 668, "start": 1697.5800000000002, "end": 1698.8200000000002, "text": " You know, that's a little bit better than"}, {"id": 669, "start": 1698.8200000000002, "end": 1700.5200000000002, "text": " GoDaddy. But"}, {"id": 670, "start": 1700.52, "end": 1702.68, "text": " you still apply, you know, it's better to have a little"}, {"id": 671, "start": 1702.68, "end": 1704.66, "text": " bit of skill to be able to do that."}, {"id": 672, "start": 1705.18, "end": 1706.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm trying to, you know,"}, {"id": 673, "start": 1706.54, "end": 1708.46, "text": " not just insult GoDaddy here, but"}, {"id": 674, "start": 1708.46, "end": 1710.46, "text": " almost anything is better than GoDaddy's website"}, {"id": 675, "start": 1710.46, "end": 1712.66, "text": " builder. Yeah, we're asking the web developer."}, {"id": 676, "start": 1712.66, "end": 1714.6, "text": " Yeah, Rob's the web dude. In fact, like,"}, {"id": 677, "start": 1714.66, "end": 1716.42, "text": " yeah, if I just went to a website"}, {"id": 678, "start": 1716.42, "end": 1718.54, "text": " and it didn't have anything on it, it was just a blank white page,"}, {"id": 679, "start": 1718.6399999999999, "end": 1720.54, "text": " and then the person said, well, the alternative was GoDaddy"}, {"id": 680, "start": 1720.54, "end": 1722.04, "text": " stuff, I would have been like, oh, good job. Good call."}, {"id": 681, "start": 1722.7, "end": 1722.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 682, "start": 1723.84, "end": 1726.58, "text": " That is for the extremely impaired"}, {"id": 683, "start": 1726.58, "end": 1728.16, "text": " budget. Right, right. But"}, {"id": 684, "start": 1728.16, "end": 1730.46, "text": " there are some options that we can talk with you about."}, {"id": 685, "start": 1730.54, "end": 1731.68, "text": " You can give us a call down at the shop"}, {"id": 686, "start": 1731.68, "end": 1734.5, "text": " and set that up with Rob. Rob will be"}, {"id": 687, "start": 1734.5, "end": 1735.98, "text": " in on Monday"}, {"id": 688, "start": 1735.98, "end": 1738.5, "text": " and Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. There you go."}, {"id": 689, "start": 1738.6399999999999, "end": 1740.76, "text": " In fact, if you like, hang on the line right now."}, {"id": 690, "start": 1741.08, "end": 1742.6, "text": " Tony will get on the phone with you, get your"}, {"id": 691, "start": 1742.6, "end": 1744.34, "text": " contact information, and Rob will make contact with you."}, {"id": 692, "start": 1744.34, "end": 1746.3, "text": " I will. Sounds good. Sounds great."}, {"id": 693, "start": 1746.5, "end": 1747.46, "text": " All right. Appreciate the call."}, {"id": 694, "start": 1748.02, "end": 1750.34, "text": " All right. And, yeah, I didn't hang up on him."}, {"id": 695, "start": 1750.4, "end": 1752.36, "text": " Yeah, what line was that? You remember? No, but Tony does."}, {"id": 696, "start": 1753.0, "end": 1754.36, "text": " So, that was line four."}, {"id": 697, "start": 1754.76, "end": 1755.54, "text": " Look. All right."}, {"id": 698, "start": 1756.44, "end": 1758.3799999999999, "text": " All right. So, now let's go. Tony's like, I have no"}, {"id": 699, "start": 1758.3799999999999, "end": 1759.9, "text": " idea what you're talking about. Line four."}, {"id": 700, "start": 1760.24, "end": 1760.44, "text": " All right."}, {"id": 701, "start": 1760.52, "end": 1762.42, "text": " Let's talk to Robert. Hello, Robert."}, {"id": 702, "start": 1762.46, "end": 1764.26, "text": " How are you? Very good."}, {"id": 703, "start": 1764.3, "end": 1766.54, "text": " This may sound cynical, but"}, {"id": 704, "start": 1766.54, "end": 1768.42, "text": " that GoDaddy thing,"}, {"id": 705, "start": 1768.5, "end": 1770.32, "text": " those templates are set up to"}, {"id": 706, "start": 1770.32, "end": 1772.4, "text": " frustrate you enough to want"}, {"id": 707, "start": 1772.4, "end": 1774.26, "text": " to buy their web design"}, {"id": 708, "start": 1774.26, "end": 1775.62, "text": " service. You know, you're exactly right."}, {"id": 709, "start": 1775.7, "end": 1778.3, "text": " I just got to give you bonus points because you said something"}, {"id": 710, "start": 1778.3, "end": 1780.28, "text": " bad about GoDaddy and your name is my name, so"}, {"id": 711, "start": 1780.28, "end": 1782.42, "text": " you're awesome. Okay, then."}, {"id": 712, "start": 1782.8, "end": 1784.3, "text": " Hey, is there any difference between"}, {"id": 713, "start": 1784.3, "end": 1786.34, "text": " shut down and restart"}, {"id": 714, "start": 1786.34, "end": 1787.7, "text": " in terms of"}, {"id": 715, "start": 1787.7, "end": 1790.44, "text": " straightening your computer out?"}, {"id": 716, "start": 1790.52, "end": 1792.5, "text": " I mean, should you shut it down every once in a while?"}, {"id": 717, "start": 1792.6399999999999, "end": 1794.3799999999999, "text": " Well, shut down makes your computer not come back"}, {"id": 718, "start": 1794.3799999999999, "end": 1796.4, "text": " on and then restart. Really, Rob? Really?"}, {"id": 719, "start": 1796.6399999999999, "end": 1796.92, "text": " Really?"}, {"id": 720, "start": 1797.86, "end": 1799.94, "text": " Sort of the answer I had, too, so yeah."}, {"id": 721, "start": 1799.98, "end": 1802.34, "text": " That's not what he was asking. Functionally, they're"}, {"id": 722, "start": 1802.34, "end": 1804.4, "text": " no different, right? With the exception of"}, {"id": 723, "start": 1804.4, "end": 1806.56, "text": " there, you could have some latent memory problems."}, {"id": 724, "start": 1807.08, "end": 1807.98, "text": " However, that"}, {"id": 725, "start": 1807.98, "end": 1810.3799999999999, "text": " really only applies to older machines."}, {"id": 726, "start": 1810.5, "end": 1812.22, "text": " Right. So, on the newer machines, they're"}, {"id": 727, "start": 1812.22, "end": 1814.22, "text": " functionally identical with the exception of"}, {"id": 728, "start": 1814.22, "end": 1815.58, "text": " one of them comes back up."}, {"id": 729, "start": 1817.04, "end": 1817.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"id": 730, "start": 1818.4, "end": 1819.3799999999999, "text": " Second question."}, {"id": 731, "start": 1820.52, "end": 1820.96, "text": " My"}, {"id": 732, "start": 1820.96, "end": 1824.48, "text": " backup hard drive just sits there"}, {"id": 733, "start": 1824.48, "end": 1826.48, "text": " blinking at me when it's plugged in."}, {"id": 734, "start": 1826.56, "end": 1828.8, "text": " I assume that thing is heated and moving. Am I right?"}, {"id": 735, "start": 1828.9, "end": 1830.44, "text": " Well, it depends on the drive."}, {"id": 736, "start": 1830.54, "end": 1832.36, "text": " Is it sort of like a really slow, like"}, {"id": 737, "start": 1832.36, "end": 1833.8, "text": " kind of a breathing blink?"}, {"id": 738, "start": 1834.66, "end": 1836.1399999999999, "text": " Or is it... Yes. Right."}, {"id": 739, "start": 1836.24, "end": 1838.3799999999999, "text": " Slow breathing blink. Right. So, is there anything"}, {"id": 740, "start": 1838.3799999999999, "end": 1840.44, "text": " preventing me from popping the USB"}, {"id": 741, "start": 1840.44, "end": 1842.54, "text": " out of the front of my computer and letting that thing cool"}, {"id": 742, "start": 1842.54, "end": 1844.5, "text": " down? Well, it's probably not doing anything"}, {"id": 743, "start": 1844.5, "end": 1846.42, "text": " if it's sleeping. Now, most of the"}, {"id": 744, "start": 1846.42, "end": 1848.6, "text": " USB drives, if you're using your standard"}, {"id": 745, "start": 1848.6, "end": 1850.34, "text": " power settings under, like, Windows 7,"}, {"id": 746, "start": 1850.96, "end": 1852.56, "text": " the drive will go to sleep"}, {"id": 747, "start": 1852.56, "end": 1854.48, "text": " after it's not been used for a while, which means that"}, {"id": 748, "start": 1854.48, "end": 1856.3799999999999, "text": " it stops spinning and it's just sitting there waiting"}, {"id": 749, "start": 1856.3799999999999, "end": 1858.4, "text": " for you to use it. Oh, okay."}, {"id": 750, "start": 1858.98, "end": 1860.36, "text": " Sounds great. In most cases,"}, {"id": 751, "start": 1860.62, "end": 1862.48, "text": " is it a newer external"}, {"id": 752, "start": 1862.48, "end": 1863.6399999999999, "text": " drive, or how old is it? Yeah."}, {"id": 753, "start": 1864.46, "end": 1866.46, "text": " It's under a year. Right. So, it's going"}, {"id": 754, "start": 1866.46, "end": 1868.62, "text": " to sleep. Even though it's blinking?"}, {"id": 755, "start": 1868.94, "end": 1870.46, "text": " Yeah, and the blinking just says, hey, I'm"}, {"id": 756, "start": 1870.46, "end": 1872.22, "text": " plugged in and waiting for commands. Hey, blinkin'."}, {"id": 757, "start": 1872.22, "end": 1874.5, "text": " But it does generate heat in there"}, {"id": 758, "start": 1874.5, "end": 1876.34, "text": " and those backup drives can fail."}, {"id": 759, "start": 1876.46, "end": 1878.34, "text": " Am I right? Oh, yes. Oh, okay."}, {"id": 760, "start": 1878.68, "end": 1880.04, "text": " So, you need a backup for your backup?"}, {"id": 761, "start": 1880.52, "end": 1882.6399999999999, "text": " So, you can back up all your backup? That's right."}, {"id": 762, "start": 1882.78, "end": 1884.74, "text": " Your primary copy, which"}, {"id": 763, "start": 1884.74, "end": 1886.84, "text": " is on your hard drive, is your backup for the backup."}, {"id": 764, "start": 1887.92, "end": 1888.62, "text": " Ah, yeah."}, {"id": 765, "start": 1888.8799999999999, "end": 1890.18, "text": " Alright, so you have two copies."}, {"id": 766, "start": 1891.56, "end": 1892.32, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"id": 767, "start": 1893.1, "end": 1894.34, "text": " See, more meme stuff."}, {"id": 768, "start": 1894.46, "end": 1896.78, "text": " That was perfect. Yo, dog. We just like backups."}, {"id": 769, "start": 1897.1399999999999, "end": 1898.02, "text": " Put a drive in your drive."}, {"id": 770, "start": 1898.62, "end": 1900.74, "text": " Alright. Did you have another question on there?"}, {"id": 771, "start": 1900.96, "end": 1902.78, "text": " No, that's it. Thanks for everything, guys."}, {"id": 772, "start": 1902.78, "end": 1904.16, "text": " No problem. Thanks for the call."}, {"id": 773, "start": 1904.34, "end": 1907.08, "text": " It's funny. That was an ongoing joke the whole time we were at E3 with Nerd Junkies."}, {"id": 774, "start": 1907.1399999999999, "end": 1908.76, "text": " We were like, yo, dog, we heard you like scaffolding,"}, {"id": 775, "start": 1908.8, "end": 1910.28, "text": " so we put scaffolding in your scaffolding so you can..."}, {"id": 776, "start": 1910.28, "end": 1911.1, "text": " Build what you build."}, {"id": 777, "start": 1912.18, "end": 1914.6399999999999, "text": " We gotta put... Rob, we gotta make that happen."}, {"id": 778, "start": 1914.6399999999999, "end": 1916.72, "text": " Alright. You know what? My boss telling me to build"}, {"id": 779, "start": 1916.72, "end": 1918.8999999999999, "text": " a section on a site for memes, I can do that."}, {"id": 780, "start": 1920.24, "end": 1920.56, "text": " This,"}, {"id": 781, "start": 1920.7, "end": 1922.7, "text": " this, I think, is going to be fun."}, {"id": 782, "start": 1924.12, "end": 1924.44, "text": " This"}, {"id": 783, "start": 1924.44, "end": 1925.96, "text": " is the Computer Guru."}, {"id": 784, "start": 1926.54, "end": 1928.36, "text": " That'll be the only thing I get done this week."}, {"id": 785, "start": 1928.58, "end": 1930.8999999999999, "text": " No, it's not going to be the only thing you get done this week."}, {"id": 786, "start": 1931.18, "end": 1932.16, "text": " Alright, give us a call."}, {"id": 787, "start": 1932.48, "end": 1934.8, "text": " 751-1041. We're going to talk about being"}, {"id": 788, "start": 1934.8, "end": 1937.32, "text": " online D-bags when it comes to"}, {"id": 789, "start": 1937.32, "end": 1938.84, "text": " advertising on Google"}, {"id": 790, "start": 1938.8400000000001, "end": 1940.42, "text": " and ways that you can"}, {"id": 791, "start": 1940.42, "end": 1942.7200000000003, "text": " better advertise yourself. That's it."}, {"id": 792, "start": 1942.96, "end": 1944.4800000000002, "text": " Search engine optimization."}, {"id": 793, "start": 1945.2, "end": 1947.1200000000001, "text": " The do's and don'ts and the truths about it"}, {"id": 794, "start": 1947.1200000000001, "end": 1949.3200000000002, "text": " because a lot of times you're being lied to."}, {"id": 795, "start": 1949.44, "end": 1950.8400000000001, "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show"}, {"id": 796, "start": 1950.8400000000001, "end": 1952.0200000000002, "text": " and we'll be right back."}, {"id": 797, "start": 1958.7400000000002, "end": 1960.16, "text": " Hello, cutie pie."}, {"id": 798, "start": 1965.8400000000001, "end": 1967.6200000000001, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 799, "start": 1968.8400000000001, "end": 1972.3000000000002, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 800, "start": 1972.3000000000002, "end": 1972.96, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 801, "start": 1972.96, "end": 1974.3000000000002, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 802, "start": 1974.3000000000002, "end": 1974.66, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 803, "start": 1974.66, "end": 1974.96, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 804, "start": 1974.96, "end": 1975.0200000000002, "text": " I know you are, but what am I?"}, {"id": 805, "start": 1975.0200000000002, "end": 1976.66, "text": " Alright, Tony, you gotta turn on your mic for this one."}, {"id": 806, "start": 1976.7600000000002, "end": 1977.4800000000002, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"id": 807, "start": 1977.5600000000002, "end": 1978.4, "text": " Yeah, what was that?"}, {"id": 808, "start": 1978.6000000000001, "end": 1980.0000000000002, "text": " Tony's going to explain right now."}, {"id": 809, "start": 1980.2200000000003, "end": 1981.2400000000002, "text": " Does it have Tourette's or something?"}, {"id": 810, "start": 1981.66, "end": 1982.7, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"id": 811, "start": 1983.64, "end": 1986.5000000000002, "text": " No, I put in extra things again"}, {"id": 812, "start": 1986.5000000000002, "end": 1987.7400000000002, "text": " and for some reason"}, {"id": 813, "start": 1987.7400000000002, "end": 1989.7800000000002, "text": " it fires off"}, {"id": 814, "start": 1989.7800000000002, "end": 1991.64, "text": " one of those little"}, {"id": 815, "start": 1991.64, "end": 1993.7600000000002, "text": " sound effects that you just heard."}, {"id": 816, "start": 1994.8000000000002, "end": 1997.18, "text": " And I don't know"}, {"id": 817, "start": 1997.18, "end": 1998.6200000000001, "text": " why it fired them all at the same time."}, {"id": 818, "start": 1998.7600000000002, "end": 1998.8200000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"id": 819, "start": 1998.8400000000001, "end": 2000.7400000000002, "text": " No, after I fired the first one and two"}, {"id": 820, "start": 2000.7400000000002, "end": 2002.7200000000003, "text": " I went, oh, my, I'm just"}, {"id": 821, "start": 2002.7200000000003, "end": 2003.6200000000001, "text": " I'm committed now."}, {"id": 822, "start": 2004.16, "end": 2006.9800000000002, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"id": 823, "start": 2007.2600000000002, "end": 2007.7800000000002, "text": " Too Tough Tony."}, {"id": 824, "start": 2008.0000000000002, "end": 2010.1200000000001, "text": " Thank you, thank you very much."}, {"id": 825, "start": 2010.16, "end": 2011.0400000000002, "text": " Assistant producer."}, {"id": 826, "start": 2012.4800000000002, "end": 2014.3200000000002, "text": " Drop that down to"}, {"id": 827, "start": 2014.3200000000002, "end": 2015.1200000000001, "text": " a board op."}, {"id": 828, "start": 2016.2600000000002, "end": 2017.8400000000001, "text": " Sorry, ladies, he's taken."}, {"id": 829, "start": 2021.0800000000002, "end": 2022.0800000000002, "text": " Alright, so"}, {"id": 830, "start": 2022.0800000000002, "end": 2024.3000000000002, "text": " part of that, I think, was"}, {"id": 831, "start": 2024.3000000000002, "end": 2026.44, "text": " there's some subconscious in there that"}, {"id": 832, "start": 2026.44, "end": 2028.3200000000002, "text": " when I was on James T's show on Thursday"}, {"id": 833, "start": 2028.3200000000002, "end": 2028.7600000000002, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 834, "start": 2028.8400000000001, "end": 2030.38, "text": " for our Tech Thursday bet"}, {"id": 835, "start": 2030.38, "end": 2032.68, "text": " I was sort of giving him grief, right?"}, {"id": 836, "start": 2032.8000000000002, "end": 2033.8600000000001, "text": " I was saying, wow, you know,"}, {"id": 837, "start": 2034.3200000000002, "end": 2037.2800000000002, "text": " James' show, his producer"}, {"id": 838, "start": 2037.2800000000002, "end": 2039.2200000000003, "text": " is all over the sound effects"}, {"id": 839, "start": 2039.2200000000003, "end": 2040.96, "text": " as far as making sure that there's stuff in there"}, {"id": 840, "start": 2040.96, "end": 2042.2200000000003, "text": " to make it a little more interesting."}, {"id": 841, "start": 2042.3400000000001, "end": 2044.0400000000002, "text": " For example, when James T says,"}, {"id": 842, "start": 2044.18, "end": 2044.8600000000001, "text": " it's a celebration."}, {"id": 843, "start": 2045.14, "end": 2047.42, "text": " Right, there's usually something there."}, {"id": 844, "start": 2047.9800000000002, "end": 2049.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, which Tony wasn't ready for."}, {"id": 845, "start": 2049.38, "end": 2050.88, "text": " No, we're on a different podcast."}, {"id": 846, "start": 2050.88, "end": 2051.76, "text": " I know, I know, I know."}, {"id": 847, "start": 2051.76, "end": 2052.54, "text": " So he can't get that."}, {"id": 848, "start": 2052.54, "end": 2052.88, "text": " I know that."}, {"id": 849, "start": 2053.06, "end": 2056.6600000000003, "text": " But I was just really kind of messing with him, right?"}, {"id": 850, "start": 2056.76, "end": 2058.6000000000004, "text": " But now I think he's just hitting buttons."}, {"id": 851, "start": 2058.84, "end": 2059.44, "text": " Random now."}, {"id": 852, "start": 2059.58, "end": 2060.02, "text": " Just randomly."}, {"id": 853, "start": 2061.8, "end": 2063.44, "text": " I need some sort of gif of him."}, {"id": 854, "start": 2064.02, "end": 2066.0, "text": " Yeah, just pulling levers."}, {"id": 855, "start": 2067.0, "end": 2068.58, "text": " I had something to say, but it's too mean."}, {"id": 856, "start": 2068.6600000000003, "end": 2069.1200000000003, "text": " I can't say it."}, {"id": 857, "start": 2069.1600000000003, "end": 2070.58, "text": " That smile on his face over there just means"}, {"id": 858, "start": 2070.58, "end": 2071.7200000000003, "text": " I have no idea what I'm doing."}, {"id": 859, "start": 2071.9, "end": 2074.1200000000003, "text": " I always want to do a Clark's True reference."}, {"id": 860, "start": 2074.26, "end": 2075.6000000000004, "text": " He's like, this monitor's not even a touch 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"start": 2089.94, "end": 2090.34, "text": " Ermagerd."}, {"id": 872, "start": 2090.52, "end": 2091.9, "text": " Alright, Assassin's Creed."}, {"id": 873, "start": 2092.6000000000004, "end": 2093.32, "text": " Assassin's Creed, yeah."}, {"id": 874, "start": 2093.78, "end": 2094.52, "text": " So let's talk..."}, {"id": 875, "start": 2094.52, "end": 2095.44, "text": " Assassin's..."}, {"id": 876, "start": 2095.44, "end": 2097.48, "text": " So the new Assassin's Creed,"}, {"id": 877, "start": 2097.6000000000004, "end": 2098.36, "text": " Assassin's Creed 3."}, {"id": 878, "start": 2099.1400000000003, "end": 2100.26, "text": " You know, it looks really good."}, {"id": 879, "start": 2100.46, "end": 2101.3, "text": " A lot of good graphics."}, {"id": 880, "start": 2101.5, "end": 2103.7000000000003, "text": " You know, everything you expect from Assassin's Creed."}, {"id": 881, "start": 2103.88, "end": 2105.48, "text": " Yeah, you don't have to fight dinosaurs in this one."}, {"id": 882, 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might be pretty good."}, {"id": 893, "start": 2120.2799999999997, "end": 2120.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"id": 894, "start": 2120.96, "end": 2122.24, "text": " The jury's still out on that."}, {"id": 895, "start": 2122.3599999999997, "end": 2124.56, "text": " Of course, that franchise..."}, {"id": 896, "start": 2124.56, "end": 2126.22, "text": " What are you guys laughing about?"}, {"id": 897, "start": 2126.2799999999997, "end": 2126.52, "text": " What?"}, {"id": 898, "start": 2126.7599999999998, "end": 2128.3599999999997, "text": " Mean, horrible jokes that I can't say."}, {"id": 899, "start": 2128.3599999999997, "end": 2130.16, "text": " There's just so many things that cannot be said."}, {"id": 900, "start": 2130.48, "end": 2132.08, "text": " So many things I can't say."}, {"id": 901, "start": 2132.58, "end": 2134.0, "text": " The Assassin's Creed franchise"}, {"id": 902, "start": 2134.0, "end": 2135.3799999999997, "text": " is a really good franchise."}, {"id": 903, "start": 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"text": " The burnish are curming."}, {"id": 914, "start": 2154.46, "end": 2155.28, "text": " I almost..."}, {"id": 915, "start": 2155.28, "end": 2157.6600000000003, "text": " Anyways."}, {"id": 916, "start": 2158.06, "end": 2159.48, "text": " I had something a little bit meaner,"}, {"id": 917, "start": 2159.54, "end": 2160.52, "text": " but I'll tell you guys later."}, {"id": 918, "start": 2160.58, "end": 2162.1800000000003, "text": " I'm really looking forward to Assassin's Creed 3."}, {"id": 919, "start": 2162.42, "end": 2163.46, "text": " It should be a very good game."}, {"id": 920, "start": 2163.88, "end": 2165.2400000000002, "text": " Though I know the one Rob's excited about"}, {"id": 921, "start": 2165.2400000000002, "end": 2166.1, "text": " is Planetside 2, though."}, {"id": 922, "start": 2166.5, "end": 2166.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"id": 923, "start": 2166.84, "end": 2167.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"id": 924, "start": 2167.34, "end": 2168.4, "text": " So what is Planetside 2?"}, {"id": 925, "start": 2168.4, "end": 2169.9, "text": " I didn't even know about this game"}, {"id": 926, "start": 2169.9, "end": 2170.92, "text": " before we went to E3."}, {"id": 927, "start": 2171.08, "end": 2171.32, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 928, "start": 2171.4, "end": 2172.32, "text": " And we're walking by"}, {"id": 929, "start": 2172.32, "end": 2174.42, "text": " and there's this big old line for Planetside."}, {"id": 930, "start": 2174.42, "end": 2174.86, "text": " And we're like,"}, {"id": 931, "start": 2174.86, "end": 2175.46, "text": " what's this about?"}, {"id": 932, "start": 2175.9, "end": 2176.44, "text": " So we go up there"}, {"id": 933, "start": 2176.44, "end": 2176.82, "text": " and the guy's like,"}, {"id": 934, "start": 2176.88, "end": 2177.38, "text": " well, you guys are media."}, {"id": 935, "start": 2177.52, "end": 2178.88, "text": " Yeah, we flash our media passes."}, {"id": 936, "start": 2179.1600000000003, "end": 2179.5, "text": " All right, well,"}, {"id": 937, "start": 2179.88, "end": 2180.52, "text": " Planets are round."}, {"id": 938, "start": 2180.6, "end": 2181.38, "text": " They don't really have size."}, {"id": 939, "start": 2181.7000000000003, "end": 2182.88, "text": " Ooh, nice."}, {"id": 940, "start": 2183.28, "end": 2184.1600000000003, "text": " Well, anyway,"}, {"id": 941, "start": 2184.9, "end": 2186.6200000000003, "text": " Mr. Jokey Jokerson over there."}, {"id": 942, "start": 2186.78, "end": 2187.6800000000003, "text": " Sony, SOE,"}, {"id": 943, "start": 2187.88, "end": 2188.6800000000003, "text": " Sony Online Entertainment,"}, {"id": 944, "start": 2189.04, "end": 2190.94, "text": " because they have such bad security problems,"}, {"id": 945, "start": 2190.98, "end": 2192.54, "text": " they're just having to give the games away for free."}, {"id": 946, "start": 2192.6800000000003, "end": 2193.46, "text": " That's not why."}, {"id": 947, "start": 2193.52, "end": 2194.2200000000003, "text": " That's not why."}, {"id": 948, "start": 2194.34, "end": 2194.82, "text": " But no,"}, {"id": 949, "start": 2194.92, "end": 2196.06, "text": " they have a bunch of games"}, {"id": 950, "start": 2196.06, "end": 2197.2200000000003, "text": " that are doing free-to-plays now."}, {"id": 951, "start": 2197.3, "end": 2198.58, "text": " And it's not just free just to play,"}, {"id": 952, "start": 2198.6400000000003, "end": 2199.44, "text": " but it's also free to buy."}, {"id": 953, "start": 2199.56, "end": 2200.34, "text": " You don't have to buy them at all."}, {"id": 954, "start": 2200.36, "end": 2201.02, "text": " You have the game."}, {"id": 955, "start": 2201.06, "end": 2202.02, "text": " Everything about the game is free."}, {"id": 956, "start": 2202.1400000000003, "end": 2202.36, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 957, "start": 2202.36, "end": 2203.38, "text": " Now, a lot of these games"}, {"id": 958, "start": 2203.38, "end": 2205.02, "text": " are going to feature micro-purchases,"}, {"id": 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969, "start": 2219.98, "end": 2220.52, "text": " if you don't want to,"}, {"id": 970, "start": 2220.56, "end": 2221.2400000000002, "text": " you just want to play harder."}, {"id": 971, "start": 2221.34, "end": 2222.44, "text": " That's like the Team Fortress model."}, {"id": 972, "start": 2222.5, "end": 2223.56, "text": " Just like Team Fortress, exactly."}, {"id": 973, "start": 2223.7200000000003, "end": 2225.6600000000003, "text": " And I actually like that model of a game"}, {"id": 974, "start": 2225.6600000000003, "end": 2226.6, "text": " because there's some nights"}, {"id": 975, "start": 2226.6, "end": 2228.02, "text": " where I don't want to grind a quest"}, {"id": 976, "start": 2228.02, "end": 2229.02, "text": " over and over to get one item"}, {"id": 977, "start": 2229.02, "end": 2230.28, "text": " and I can just go purchase it or something."}, {"id": 978, "start": 2230.28, "end": 2230.84, "text": " As an example,"}, {"id": 979, "start": 2230.98, "end": 2232.32, "text": " my 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first-person."}, {"id": 1013, "start": 2271.1600000000003, "end": 2271.6200000000003, "text": " It is, yeah."}, {"id": 1014, "start": 2271.6800000000003, "end": 2272.78, "text": " It's an MMO FPS."}, {"id": 1015, "start": 2273.02, "end": 2273.88, "text": " So is it just going to be"}, {"id": 1016, "start": 2273.88, "end": 2275.28, "text": " like a pile of rubble after, like,"}, {"id": 1017, "start": 2275.32, "end": 2276.08, "text": " Eventually, yeah."}, {"id": 1018, "start": 2276.08, "end": 2277.1600000000003, "text": " Eventually, the whole planet"}, {"id": 1019, "start": 2277.1600000000003, "end": 2278.34, "text": " will just be leveled."}, {"id": 1020, "start": 2278.6200000000003, "end": 2279.56, "text": " But it's just so cool."}, {"id": 1021, "start": 2279.6600000000003, "end": 2280.52, "text": " And then they tied it in"}, {"id": 1022, "start": 2280.52, "end": 2281.1200000000003, "text": " with their website"}, {"id": 1023, "start": 2281.1200000000003, "end": 2282.1600000000003, "text": " and they have an Android app"}, {"id": 1024, "start": 2282.1600000000003, "end": 2283.46, "text": " so you can voice chat"}, {"id": 1025, "start": 2283.46, "end": 2284.04, "text": " with your friends"}, {"id": 1026, "start": 2284.04, "end": 2285.4, "text": " even when you're not playing the game."}, {"id": 1027, "start": 2285.58, "end": 2286.06, "text": " Are there missions"}, {"id": 1028, "start": 2286.06, "end": 2287.3, "text": " that you have to go rebuild stuff"}, {"id": 1029, "start": 2287.3, "end": 2287.98, "text": " that's been blown up?"}, {"id": 1030, "start": 2288.1, "end": 2288.6400000000003, "text": " I hope so."}, {"id": 1031, "start": 2288.84, "end": 2290.42, "text": " There are engineers, though."}, {"id": 1032, "start": 2290.42, "end": 2291.7400000000002, "text": " There's no world reset"}, {"id": 1033, "start": 2291.7400000000002, "end": 2292.88, "text": " that you can log in there"}, {"id": 1034, "start": 2292.88, "end": 2293.82, "text": " and it's just a wasteland."}, {"id": 1035, "start": 2293.98, "end": 2294.9, "text": " Where in the wasteland?"}, {"id": 1036, "start": 2295.1, "end": 2295.66, "text": " In the wasteland."}, {"id": 1037, "start": 2296.02, "end": 2298.92, "text": " No, this game is actually really cool."}, {"id": 1038, "start": 2299.0, "end": 2302.34, "text": " We have some behind-closed-door video"}, {"id": 1039, "start": 2302.34, "end": 2303.54, "text": " exclusive to E3."}, {"id": 1040, "start": 2303.66, "end": 2304.3, "text": " Yeah, I couldn't believe"}, {"id": 1041, "start": 2304.3, "end": 2305.44, "text": " that the guys were nice enough."}, {"id": 1042, "start": 2305.56, "end": 2306.98, "text": " You know, I kind of jokingly was like,"}, {"id": 1043, "start": 2307.1800000000003, "end": 2308.0, "text": " Can I film this?"}, {"id": 1044, "start": 2308.06, "end": 2308.3, "text": " And they're like,"}, {"id": 1045, "start": 2308.3, "end": 2309.28, "text": " Yeah, sure, go for it."}, {"id": 1046, "start": 2309.36, "end": 2310.36, "text": " So we have good video,"}, {"id": 1047, "start": 2310.5, "end": 2311.12, "text": " good audio."}, {"id": 1048, "start": 2311.34, "end": 2312.34, "text": " Go to our website,"}, {"id": 1049, "start": 2312.92, "end": 2314.52, "text": " gurushow.com slash E3."}, {"id": 1050, "start": 2314.76, "end": 2316.42, "text": " It'll be in the top five category."}, {"id": 1051, "start": 2316.76, "end": 2317.06, "text": " Yes, it will."}, {"id": 1052, "start": 2317.06, "end": 2317.78, "text": " And you'll scroll down."}, {"id": 1053, "start": 2317.84, "end": 2318.34, "text": " It'll be there."}, {"id": 1054, "start": 2318.36, "end": 2319.28, "text": " You can watch the full video."}, {"id": 1055, "start": 2319.28, "end": 2320.1, "text": " It's actually really,"}, {"id": 1056, "start": 2320.3, "end": 2320.4, "text": " really cool."}, {"id": 1057, "start": 2320.42, "end": 2321.46, "text": " I'm really excited about it."}, {"id": 1058, "start": 2321.66, "end": 2322.8, "text": " And it's not going to be out"}, {"id": 1059, "start": 2322.8, "end": 2323.86, "text": " for several more months."}, {"id": 1060, "start": 2324.44, "end": 2324.96, "text": " Actually, I don't think"}, {"id": 1061, "start": 2324.96, "end": 2325.3, "text": " it's going to be around"}, {"id": 1062, "start": 2325.3, "end": 2326.28, "text": " until the end of next year."}, {"id": 1063, "start": 2326.52, "end": 2328.6, "text": " However, I have several beta keys"}, {"id": 1064, "start": 2328.6, "end": 2329.2200000000003, "text": " that I will be giving away."}, {"id": 1065, "start": 2329.2200000000003, "end": 2329.64, "text": " Yeah, I was going to say,"}, {"id": 1066, "start": 2329.7200000000003, "end": 2330.38, "text": " I think we have something"}, {"id": 1067, "start": 2330.38, "end": 2331.08, "text": " a little bit exciting"}, {"id": 1068, "start": 2331.08, "end": 2332.3, "text": " to the listeners here."}, {"id": 1069, "start": 2332.3, "end": 2332.44, "text": " I do."}, {"id": 1070, "start": 2332.48, "end": 2333.64, "text": " I got some beta keys for this game."}, {"id": 1071, "start": 2333.6800000000003, "end": 2334.4, "text": " Now, the game hasn't even"}, {"id": 1072, "start": 2334.4, "end": 2335.3, "text": " gone out into beta yet."}, {"id": 1073, "start": 2335.3, "end": 2336.62, "text": " It's not even in closed beta yet."}, {"id": 1074, "start": 2336.64, "end": 2337.7400000000002, "text": " Right, but as soon as it does,"}, {"id": 1075, "start": 2337.84, "end": 2339.16, "text": " these keys will give you that invite."}, {"id": 1076, "start": 2339.36, "end": 2340.48, "text": " So let's go ahead"}, {"id": 1077, "start": 2340.48, "end": 2340.98, "text": " and give away a couple"}, {"id": 1078, "start": 2340.98, "end": 2341.98, "text": " of the forums this weekend."}, {"id": 1079, "start": 2342.06, "end": 2342.38, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"id": 1080, "start": 2342.5, "end": 2343.1, "text": " Yeah, that sounds good."}, {"id": 1081, "start": 2343.1, "end": 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"text": " We'll figure something out."}, {"id": 1093, "start": 2359.1, "end": 2359.76, "text": " We'll give it away."}, {"id": 1094, "start": 2360.04, "end": 2361.38, "text": " We'll figure out how you can get one"}, {"id": 1095, "start": 2361.38, "end": 2362.26, "text": " and get your hands on it."}, {"id": 1096, "start": 2362.34, "end": 2362.9, "text": " And you'll probably be able"}, {"id": 1097, "start": 2362.9, "end": 2363.36, "text": " to play with us"}, {"id": 1098, "start": 2363.36, "end": 2364.04, "text": " because I know I'm going to be playing."}, {"id": 1099, "start": 2364.04, "end": 2364.46, "text": " I'll be there."}, {"id": 1100, "start": 2364.6, "end": 2364.88, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"id": 1101, "start": 2365.38, "end": 2365.66, "text": " Excellent."}, {"id": 1102, "start": 2365.8, "end": 2366.56, "text": " So let's go ahead and recap"}, {"id": 1103, "start": 2366.56, "end": 2367.7400000000002, "text": " on some of the specials"}, {"id": 1104, "start": 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2394.3199999999997, "end": 2394.98, "text": " on that deal,"}, {"id": 1127, "start": 2395.08, "end": 2395.8799999999997, "text": " go ahead and call the shop"}, {"id": 1128, "start": 2395.8799999999997, "end": 2397.16, "text": " at 304-8300"}, {"id": 1129, "start": 2397.16, "end": 2398.02, "text": " or you can go by"}, {"id": 1130, "start": 2398.02, "end": 2399.66, "text": " and see us at 510 East Fort Lowell."}, {"id": 1131, "start": 2399.8599999999997, "end": 2400.46, "text": " Howard's down there"}, {"id": 1132, "start": 2400.46, "end": 2401.0, "text": " waiting for you."}, {"id": 1133, "start": 2401.3399999999997, "end": 2402.14, "text": " He better be."}, {"id": 1134, "start": 2402.7799999999997, "end": 2403.46, "text": " Or else."}, {"id": 1135, "start": 2403.48, "end": 2403.8799999999997, "text": " If not,"}, {"id": 1136, "start": 2403.8799999999997, "end": 2404.7, "text": " I need to hire somebody"}, {"id": 1137, "start": 2404.7, "end": 2405.2, "text": " to let me know."}, 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we're just going to make stuff up."}, {"id": 1181, "start": 2459.02, "end": 2460.56, "text": " Well, we're going to speculate."}, {"id": 1182, "start": 2460.8999999999996, "end": 2461.18, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1183, "start": 2461.3599999999997, "end": 2462.08, "text": " And Google's taking"}, {"id": 1184, "start": 2462.08, "end": 2462.7599999999998, "text": " these speculations"}, {"id": 1185, "start": 2462.7599999999998, "end": 2463.18, "text": " and saying,"}, {"id": 1186, "start": 2463.22, "end": 2463.8999999999996, "text": " well, wait, wait, wait."}, {"id": 1187, "start": 2464.06, "end": 2464.72, "text": " You're wrong."}, {"id": 1188, "start": 2464.72, "end": 2465.02, "text": " You're hot."}, {"id": 1189, "start": 2465.18, "end": 2465.2999999999997, "text": " You're hot."}, {"id": 1190, "start": 2465.3599999999997, "end": 2465.7599999999998, "text": " You're warm."}, {"id": 1191, "start": 2465.7999999999997, "end": 2466.18, "text": " You're cold."}, {"id": 1192, "start": 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pages."}, {"id": 1203, "start": 2480.6, "end": 2481.52, "text": " They all have their own theories."}, {"id": 1204, "start": 2481.66, "end": 2484.14, "text": " They have these misconceptions about it"}, {"id": 1205, "start": 2484.14, "end": 2484.7, "text": " because they feel"}, {"id": 1206, "start": 2484.7, "end": 2485.5, "text": " that they're being punished"}, {"id": 1207, "start": 2485.5, "end": 2486.12, "text": " for some reason."}, {"id": 1208, "start": 2486.2999999999997, "end": 2486.3799999999997, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1209, "start": 2486.52, "end": 2487.58, "text": " Now, don't get me wrong."}, {"id": 1210, "start": 2487.8599999999997, "end": 2489.14, "text": " Google does rank you"}, {"id": 1211, "start": 2489.14, "end": 2490.6, "text": " based off of certain elements"}, {"id": 1212, "start": 2490.6, "end": 2491.7599999999998, "text": " within the page."}, {"id": 1213, "start": 2491.7799999999997, "end": 2493.0, "text": " But if you're doing everything correctly"}, 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2502.7799999999997, "text": " the people with paid advertisements"}, {"id": 1226, "start": 2502.7799999999997, "end": 2503.62, "text": " show up ahead of us"}, {"id": 1227, "start": 2503.62, "end": 2504.0, "text": " and they're like,"}, {"id": 1228, "start": 2504.06, "end": 2504.98, "text": " well, they always show up"}, {"id": 1229, "start": 2504.98, "end": 2505.72, "text": " in the paid areas,"}, {"id": 1230, "start": 2505.8199999999997, "end": 2508.06, "text": " but they don't get any boost"}, {"id": 1231, "start": 2508.06, "end": 2509.2599999999998, "text": " in the regular search."}, {"id": 1232, "start": 2509.3199999999997, "end": 2509.4199999999996, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1233, "start": 2509.4199999999996, "end": 2510.3599999999997, "text": " In the natural searches,"}, {"id": 1234, "start": 2510.5, "end": 2512.54, "text": " you don't get any benefit there."}, {"id": 1235, "start": 2513.58, "end": 2515.46, "text": " So it's these types of things,"}, {"id": 1236, "start": 2515.48, "end": 2516.4199999999996, "text": " and we'll put a link to that"}, {"id": 1237, "start": 2516.4199999999996, "end": 2517.6, "text": " on the website also"}, {"id": 1238, "start": 2517.6, "end": 2518.3599999999997, "text": " just so you can get"}, {"id": 1239, "start": 2518.3599999999997, "end": 2519.58, "text": " to that particular article."}, {"id": 1240, "start": 2519.7799999999997, "end": 2520.54, "text": " And it's pretty interesting."}, {"id": 1241, "start": 2520.7, "end": 2522.08, "text": " It's not very long of a read,"}, {"id": 1242, "start": 2522.46, "end": 2523.16, "text": " but at least it gives you"}, {"id": 1243, "start": 2523.16, "end": 2523.8399999999997, "text": " a better idea"}, {"id": 1244, "start": 2523.8399999999997, "end": 2524.54, "text": " of what Google,"}, {"id": 1245, "start": 2524.54, "end": 2526.18, "text": " what their focus is."}, {"id": 1246, "start": 2526.4, "end": 2527.34, "text": " And the bigger part,"}, {"id": 1247, "start": 2527.46, "end": 2528.54, "text": " at least for me,"}, {"id": 1248, "start": 2528.6, "end": 2529.46, "text": " what I got out of it,"}, {"id": 1249, "start": 2529.7799999999997, "end": 2530.54, "text": " was that Google's,"}, {"id": 1250, "start": 2531.18, "end": 2533.9, "text": " their focus is on making sure"}, {"id": 1251, "start": 2533.9, "end": 2534.2799999999997, "text": " that you,"}, {"id": 1252, "start": 2534.4, "end": 2535.7, "text": " the user doing the search,"}, {"id": 1253, "start": 2535.7599999999998, "end": 2537.62, "text": " gets the most relevant data possible"}, {"id": 1254, "start": 2537.62, "end": 2539.68, "text": " from them in the shortest amount of time."}, {"id": 1255, "start": 2540.22, "end": 2541.22, "text": " And whereas a lot of people"}, {"id": 1256, "start": 2541.22, "end": 2542.12, "text": " are saying,"}, {"id": 1257, "start": 2542.24, "end": 2542.64, "text": " well, you know,"}, {"id": 1258, "start": 2542.82, "end": 2544.72, "text": " I feel that I should be 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"start": 2556.62, "end": 2557.9, "text": " And also off of things"}, {"id": 1272, "start": 2557.9, "end": 2559.46, "text": " that the user has previously searched for."}, {"id": 1273, "start": 2559.98, "end": 2561.54, "text": " So there's lots going on there"}, {"id": 1274, "start": 2561.54, "end": 2562.9, "text": " when it comes to how"}, {"id": 1275, "start": 2562.9, "end": 2563.98, "text": " they're making that determination"}, {"id": 1276, "start": 2563.98, "end": 2564.84, "text": " of information"}, {"id": 1277, "start": 2564.84, "end": 2566.06, "text": " to show the particular user."}, {"id": 1278, "start": 2566.8, "end": 2566.98, "text": " Now,"}, {"id": 1279, "start": 2567.1, "end": 2568.84, "text": " while we're on the subject of SEO"}, {"id": 1280, "start": 2568.84, "end": 2570.12, "text": " before we get to the break here,"}, {"id": 1281, "start": 2570.4, "end": 2570.46, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1282, "start": 2571.54, "end": 2572.74, "text": " there are a lot of 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1295, "start": 2584.12, "end": 2584.96, "text": " the magical stuff"}, {"id": 1296, "start": 2584.96, "end": 2585.72, "text": " that makes you higher"}, {"id": 1297, "start": 2585.72, "end": 2586.72, "text": " on Google, supposedly."}, {"id": 1298, "start": 2586.8599999999997, "end": 2587.04, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1299, "start": 2587.14, "end": 2588.2599999999998, "text": " And here's the thing about it."}, {"id": 1300, "start": 2588.42, "end": 2589.48, "text": " See how nobody knows"}, {"id": 1301, "start": 2589.48, "end": 2590.64, "text": " exactly what works for Google?"}, {"id": 1302, "start": 2590.88, "end": 2591.58, "text": " It's all"}, {"id": 1303, "start": 2591.58, "end": 2592.7, "text": " just guessing."}, {"id": 1304, "start": 2592.7, "end": 2593.06, "text": " Well, you know,"}, {"id": 1305, "start": 2593.4, "end": 2593.96, "text": " and I'm okay"}, {"id": 1306, "start": 2593.96, "end": 2595.0, "text": " with the one-time deals."}, {"id": 1307, "start": 2595.18, "end": 2595.44, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1308, "start": 2595.44, "end": 2596.2, "text": " I'm okay with"}, {"id": 1309, "start": 2596.2, "end": 2597.8199999999997, "text": " charging a certain amount of money"}, {"id": 1310, "start": 2597.8199999999997, "end": 2599.7, "text": " for a one-time deal"}, {"id": 1311, "start": 2599.7, "end": 2602.22, "text": " that you're going to get"}, {"id": 1312, "start": 2602.22, "end": 2602.74, "text": " better placement"}, {"id": 1313, "start": 2602.74, "end": 2603.3199999999997, "text": " or somebody's going to"}, {"id": 1314, "start": 2603.3199999999997, "end": 2603.7799999999997, "text": " take the time"}, {"id": 1315, "start": 2603.7799999999997, "end": 2604.42, "text": " to go through your page,"}, {"id": 1316, "start": 2604.5, "end": 2605.7599999999998, "text": " especially on a complex page."}, {"id": 1317, "start": 2605.8199999999997, "end": 2606.02, "text": " Right."}, {"id": 1318, "start": 2606.44, "end": 2608.2799999999997, "text": " And make 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2617.8599999999997, "text": " of individuals"}, {"id": 1331, "start": 2617.8599999999997, "end": 2618.9, "text": " doing this type of stuff."}, {"id": 1332, "start": 2619.2999999999997, "end": 2620.1, "text": " And that's going to be"}, {"id": 1333, "start": 2620.1, "end": 2621.2999999999997, "text": " the phone book companies."}, {"id": 1334, "start": 2621.52, "end": 2621.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"id": 1335, "start": 2621.72, "end": 2622.64, "text": " And when we come back"}, {"id": 1336, "start": 2622.64, "end": 2623.12, "text": " from the break,"}, {"id": 1337, "start": 2623.14, "end": 2624.2, "text": " we're going to talk about that."}, {"id": 1338, "start": 2625.08, "end": 2626.8599999999997, "text": " This is the Computer Guru."}, {"id": 1339, "start": 2627.3199999999997, "end": 2628.24, "text": " Those guys"}, {"id": 1340, "start": 2628.24, "end": 2629.4, "text": " are a rip-off"}, {"id": 1341, "start": 2629.4, "end": 2631.06, "text": " in every sense of the word."}, {"id": 1342, "start": 2631.18, "end": 2631.8599999999997, "text": " I do not like them."}, {"id": 1343, "start": 2631.8599999999997, "end": 2632.3199999999997, "text": " That's right."}, {"id": 1344, "start": 2632.58, "end": 2633.3199999999997, "text": " If you are still"}, {"id": 1345, "start": 2633.3199999999997, "end": 2634.0, "text": " in the phone book,"}, {"id": 1346, "start": 2634.16, "end": 2635.2799999999997, "text": " oh, I feel for you."}, {"id": 1347, "start": 2635.38, "end": 2636.8199999999997, "text": " I feel so bad for you."}, {"id": 1348, "start": 2637.18, "end": 2637.7, "text": " But we're going to"}, {"id": 1349, "start": 2637.7, "end": 2638.44, "text": " straighten you out"}, {"id": 1350, "start": 2638.44, "end": 2638.98, "text": " after the break."}, {"id": 1351, "start": 2639.1, "end": 2640.58, "text": " This is the Computer Guru show"}, {"id": 1352, "start": 2640.58, "end": 2641.18, "text": " right here on"}, {"id": 1353, "start": 2641.18, "end": 2642.02, "text": " 104.1 The Truth,"}, {"id": 1354, "start": 2642.5, "end": 2643.72, "text": " Tucson's News Talk FM."}, {"id": 1355, "start": 2644.12, "end": 2648.42, "text": " We'll be right back."}]} |