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From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand my intentions?
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Computer running slow?
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Boing!
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Caught a virus?
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Does your computer seem to have a life of its own?
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Malfunction.
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Me getting good.
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The computer guru is here.
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My God, you're here!
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Call in now.
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751-1041.
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That's 751-1041.
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Now, it's Mike Swanson, your computer guru.
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On 104.1 The Truth.
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I'm in for a juice-ass news talk, FM.
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Hello and welcome to the Computer Guru Show.
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My name's Mike.
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Here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a real person in the process.
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Today is September 10th, 2011.
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Now, I was thinking back on the way down here.
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I was thinking, you know, my mom used to tell me that, you know, you always remembered where you were when Kennedy was shot.
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Right.
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Or when man landed on the moon.
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Right.
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These are moments, landmark moments.
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Where you remember for the rest of your life everything about that moment when you heard about it.
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Okay.
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So I was thinking about, where was I when I heard about September 11th, 2001?
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Right.
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And I was sitting at the left turn light at Campbell and Speedway on my way to work.
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And my dad called me and he said, are you near a TV?
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You should, you know, somebody flew a plane into a building.
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And, you know, my dad and I are big aviation buffs, right?
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We always talk.
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We talk about airplanes and such.
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And we thought, at least initially, at the time that he called me, it was similar to when, you know, there was a long time ago, there was a plane that crashed in the Empire State Building.
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So we thought, well, wow, how do you manage to do something like that?
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Right, right.
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And so by the time I got to work, you know, everybody's sitting in front of a TV.
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And that's when the second tower got hit.
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Right.
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And so it was suddenly a very different feeling for me.
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Because initially it was just, this is just tragic that somebody would, you know, inadvertently fly into a building like that.
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And that's terrible for all the people that lost their lives.
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But then to, then once you knew that something was going on, that there was something else going on, that the mood changed dramatically.
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And I remember going outside and it was just so silent.
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And there was no cars.
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There was no, definitely no planes.
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You know, everything was just.
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Shut down.
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And it was a very surreal day for me.
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You know, and watching that.
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And I'm sure for everyone.
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You know, to be able to watch that and just.
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It's just amazing.
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And so my tribute, at least to the 10th anniversary of the September 11th, is to remind people that, you know, we are a great country.
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And we are a wonderful people.
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And there may be, you know, there are things that we don't do right on a global scale.
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There may be things where we don't make the best decisions.
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But we are fantastic people.
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And we should never forget to honor the people that have fought and died for us and to keep us safe.
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And just to remember that, you know, in spite of tragedy, we are what makes America great.
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You know, each and every one of us.
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We are the ones that continue to go on.
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That smile.
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That remember.
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Endure through it all.
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Yeah.
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Just remember that, you know, you are the greatness.
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And make sure that whatever you do on a daily basis is being more of that.
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Right?
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Every day I live my life trying to be a better person than I was yesterday.
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Right.
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And so I just urge people to do that in their own lives as far as, you know, if you want to have a wonderful life.
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Right.
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And even though my life isn't, you know, isn't all daffodils, right, you know, you know, I'm happy with who I am because I work very hard to make sure that I am better than I was yesterday.
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And then I was 10 years ago, I was full of anger and resentment and rage about tomorrow.
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And, you know, it's now I look at it very differently.
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You know, I've had the opportunity to mature a little over the last 10 years and to say, well.
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This is just an opportunity for us to be better.
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So please observe your September 11th, you know, whatever you're doing for this day.
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I urge you to reflect back on what you were 10 years ago.
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And I hope that you're a better person today, not simply because of it, just as a reminder of that.
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Absolutely.
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Go out and do something for the community tomorrow.
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You know, go out there and, you know, just show your support a little bit, you know.
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Or just, you know.
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Thank an officer or a fireman that, you know, because these are the guys that they're the heroes of September 11th.
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So, you know, I mean, I was in the Army, but I'm not a hero of September 11th by no means.
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These firefighters and cops and all these guys, even though they weren't over in New York, maybe.
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First responders are the ones that have to live with this on a daily basis, and especially right now.
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You think about what they're doing right now in New York.
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I mean, that place is on lockdown.
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But, you know, thank you very much to everyone in the community that is first responder or has anything to do.
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With keeping us safe.
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Absolutely.
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And if you just want to find something else to do, for you to do your good deed for the day tomorrow,
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there are actually lots of things that are going on.
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One of our listeners, they're actually doing a blood drive tomorrow from noon to 4.
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It's a September 11th blood drive.
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It's going to be at 250 West Speedway Boulevard.
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The people that are doing it is the United Blood Services Muslims for Life.
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And this is a Muslim mosque that is doing this.
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So I think that's very cool that they're doing a blood drive.
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And anybody who gives blood will be put in for a $1,000 shopping spree with Schmidt Jewelers.
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So little things like that, I know you shouldn't do it just for the shopping spree.
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You should do it because you want to do it.
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So you want to give some blood, give back to the community, people who need it.
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That's an option for you to do that.
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It would be great.
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And the blood bank is always looking for people to give up the goods.
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Absolutely.
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It's always in need.
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So if you have the opportunity, go down and check them out tomorrow.
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All right.
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Well, yes.
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I'm done being somber.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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We've got to end the somberness here because, you know, that's not what this show is about.
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It's not supposed to be sad and reflective.
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Let's go ahead and take a call here.
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Oh, Lionel, how are you doing?
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I'm sorry, who?
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Me?
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Yes.
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I didn't hear my name.
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Oh, I didn't hit the button properly, I guess.
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Well, there you go.
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Anyway, your opening comments were spot on.
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I appreciate it.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm calling about smartphone security.
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Have you guys downloaded?
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Checked out any of the mobile Droid apps that are available on the market like My Lookout or the AVG one or any of those?
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I use the Lookout mobile security on my phone.
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And that's the one that I like.
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And to me, it seems to do the job just fine.
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It doesn't slow down your phone at all very much?
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Not that I can notice.
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Okay.
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And it seems to do most of its stuff only at when you access a certain application or when you install the application.
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or when you first start up the phone.
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So everything in between, it's not doing much.
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Right, and you're definitely pleased with it then.
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It works for me.
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And I like it because it gives me the opportunity to do the remote wipe,
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the location of my phone if I lose it.
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Right.
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Which is the primary reason I installed the application in the first place.
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Butterfingers, huh?
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Well, you know, I tend to leave things.
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Yeah, right.
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Laptops and phones and my keys everywhere.
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There you go.
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Because it turns the phone on.
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Right, it turns the phone on like today.
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So, yes, I put that on there mainly because I wanted something to keep track of the phone.
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Right, right.
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And as a side note, it does, you know, the privacy screening
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and the basic antivirus on the phone as well, which is kind of nice.
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All right, very good.
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Thanks for the information.
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No problem.
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Thanks for the call.
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I appreciate it.
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If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041,
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we'll see what we can do to help you out with whatever technology issues you may be having.
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But, Raynal.
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Yes.
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Do you remember what we can get?
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Because I see right now.
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I'm Ray.
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I'm a goody-go-money machine, but I do have some news.
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Things I can talk about off the top of my head.
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Yeah.
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Hey, if you guys have an extra $40,000 laying around and you want to buy a pair of shoes,
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I'm going to tell you what shoes you can buy because they're awesome.
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Right.
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So that's pretty cool.
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And it goes to a charity.
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I don't know who would buy $40,000 shoes, but I guess some people are.
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Some people are.
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1,500 people are, yeah, I guess.
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So, yeah, that's cool.
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And that money is going to a fundraiser for people with Parkinson's.
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So you might be able to put the pieces together.
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I'll tell you a little bit more about that here.
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People are hacking cars now.
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People are hacking cars, yeah.
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I mean, they have to have physical touch with it, but they are hacking cars.
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Yeah, that's not for long.
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Pretty soon they'll be able to do it through ESPN.
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People are getting viruses via speeding tickets.
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That's awesome.
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That is interesting.
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We'll tell you a little more about that one as well.
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And, of course, there's always the new thing.
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You know, people are mooning Google TV.
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Or not Google TV.
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They're mooning Google street maps.
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I didn't know that they were actually mooning.
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Wasn't it just a full-on frontal?
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Full Monty.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Full Monty.
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So it has to be planned.
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So that's out there.
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I'll never get tired of those stories.
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So what else we got going on?
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Well, the other things that we're looking at is the droiding bionic.
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Droid.
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Droid bionic.
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It came out this week.
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Yes.
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And they officially released the LTE in Tucson.
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I know.
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I got that email.
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Very nice.
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I don't know what I'm thinking about that just yet.
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I had to get my hands on and play with it.
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I'm going to get it first before I can decide.
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Now, Crystal is out.
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And we got Ross in here today.
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Yes.
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Ross is here.
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And Ross is...
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He doesn't remember how my show works.
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He doesn't know the new stuff either.
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And so we're just going to confuse him right now.
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That's all right.
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So let's go ahead and do an outro.
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Let's get out of here.
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We're going to go to a break real quick here.
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This is the Computer Guru.
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See?
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See?
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Yeah.
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Got it.
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He's going to get it.
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By the end of the show, he's going to be a poor mixing expert for the Computer Guru.
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Then we're going to lose him.
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Yeah.
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Then he's going to be gone for the week.
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So, all right.
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We're able to...
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You're listening to the Computer Guru Show.
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We'll be right back.
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Call 751-1041 to talk with the Guru now.
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On 104.1 The Truth.
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Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show.
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You know what we're doing today?
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What?
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3 o'clock.
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What?
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I'm doing another Windows Basics class.
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Oh.
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All right.
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So, Windows 7.
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Introduction to Windows 7.
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So, if you're moving over from, you know, XP or Vista.
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Mainly XP.
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98.
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I don't know.
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If you're coming from 98...
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You get your own class if you're coming from 98.
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I actually had this gentleman come into the shop this week.
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He had an old on a brick of a laptop.
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And this thing, you could have hit somebody with it and knocked him out.
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And it had Windows NT on it, man.
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And I was like...
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He's like...
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Is this thing worth anything?
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Like, depends on if you're a collector.
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I mean...
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If you're Indiana Jones, it might be worth something.
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But other than that, no.
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If you're Indiana Jones.
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Nice.
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So, we're doing another class today.
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Yes.
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It's a Windows 7 Basics.
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Right.
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Basically, we're going to teach you everything that you need to know about the stuff that's changed.
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And if you're migrating from a previous version of Windows, we'll kind of teach you how to do that.
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Nice.
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Now, we know that there's no direct upgrade path from XP to 7.
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But we can teach you how to get your stuff over there and make it so that it at least looks familiar to you.
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And teach you about the new tools that are in it.
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Because there's...
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You know, one of the questions we get most often about Windows 7 is...
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Well, all right.
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I'm coming from XP, so I'm used to doing my defraggling.
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Defrag.
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And my other maintenance on a weekly or sometimes hourly basis.
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What do I need to do now?
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And the truth is, nothing.
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It's all automatic in 7, which is kind of nice.
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And there's just...
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The biggest change overall is the searchability of 7.
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Which is just pretty amazing.
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So, if you want to attend the class, you can from 3 o'clock to 5 o'clock today.
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It generally runs from, let's say, 3.15 to 7.
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You know, just because I don't kick everybody out.
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It's, you know, they continue to ask questions.
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I continue to answer them until people get tired and leave.
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Sometimes I could run on for hours.
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Yeah.
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So, it's $40.
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Come on down.
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We can teach you whatever you want to know.
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If you want more information, you can call Shop 304-8300.
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Or if you'd like to be part of this show,
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call 751-1041.
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We'll see what we can do to help you out with whatever technology is ailing you today.
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So, let's talk...
336
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I want to talk about these shoes real fast.
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Really?
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You're all about these shoes.
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I'm all about these shoes.
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These $40,000 shoes.
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Well, actually, they're whatever their highest bid is.
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But, so, I don't know if you guys remember Back to the Future.
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Or I should say Back to the Future 2.
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There, Marty McFly was wearing some really cool Nikes in there.
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And, you know, they were lit up in colors.
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And they adjusted to his feet and all that good stuff.
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Out of lace.
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Right.
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Out of lace.
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Exactly.
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And it talked.
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I like the jacket myself.
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The jacket, yeah.
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Dry cleans.
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Well, no jacket yet.
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But the shoes are available now.
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So, these Nike shoes are only making 1,500 pair.
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And they're being sold to the highest bidders.
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eBay only.
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Well, a majority...
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A couple hundred are on eBay.
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And they're doing other bids, too.
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You know, in-person bids.
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But all the proceeds...
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This is what's cool about it.
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So, let's say somebody buys one for $3,000, $7,000.
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Like somebody just did recently.
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Yeah.
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$3,000, $7,000.
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Well, somebody's going to match that.
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The actual creator of Google is matching that.
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Up to $50 million.
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Up to $50 million.
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So, it's pretty cool.
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All the proceeds are going to Michael J. Fox's charity for Parkinson's disease.
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Which is really cool.
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He was on the Letterman Show.
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It was the last night or the night before last.
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I'm not sure.
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And, you know, he talked about it.
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And he looks like he's doing really good.
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Even though he has Parkinson's and he can't really act as much anymore.
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He's doing really good, it seems like.
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But these shoes are really cool.
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And they light up.
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They even do the auto-adjust.
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So, you know, you put them on your feet.
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You push the button.
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They automatically cinch up to your foot.
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No, no, no.
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The auto-lace is not in them.
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No, no.
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The band at the top.
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It does.
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Oh, the band at the top.
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But the auto-lace is not in there.
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The lace is not the lace.
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But the band at the top does adjust automatically.
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And they're rechargeable.
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It's the first rechargeable shoe that Nike has made.
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Yeah.
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Now, I think they went about this all wrong.
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I think...
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Because the person who...
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The people who made this movie big.
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You know, us.
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The people who watched it all the time.
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Can never afford $40,000 shoes.
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I think what Nike should have done...
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Because, you know, it takes them $2 to make a shoe.
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Okay, this shoe, probably $50 to make this shoe.
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They should have, you know, charged $400 for the shoe.
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So, at least the average person can buy it.
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That's the reason the auto-lace doesn't work.
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Is because they, you know, their sweatshop labor doesn't really...
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They can't figure out how that works.
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Well, you know, I think that would be really, really cool.
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So, the average person, instead of making $1,500 of them, make $15 million of them.
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And let everybody buy one if they want.
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Just pay $400 for it.
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No, no, no.
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Because, first of all, it's...
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No.
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No?
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No, it's not going to work that way.
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Why?
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You got to think about it.
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They're trying to raise this money for a charity.
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Right.
432
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So, they're doing that on a limited basis.
433
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The opening bid for the shoes is pretty low.
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Right?
435
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Yeah, but what is going to...
436
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And they're saying that they're going to sell nearly all of them on eBay.
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Right.
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With all of the net proceeds going to the foundation for Michael J. Fox.
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I guarantee there won't be none sold under $20,000.
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I don't know.
441
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I don't see it.
442
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I don't see it.
443
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I mean, you get all these diamonds.
444
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I heard people who have too much money.
445
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You can give me the hoverboard, and then we're talking.
446
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Oh, I'm in.
447
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I want the hoverboard.
448
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I'm in on that one.
449
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I've been waiting years for that.
450
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Mattel still says they're not releasing it.
451
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Bunch of jerks.
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That's what I'm telling you.
453
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They're just jerks.
454
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That's all they are.
455
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If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041.
456
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Let's go ahead and talk to James.
457
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Hey, James, how are you doing?
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I'm good.
459
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How are you?
460
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I'm doing all right.
461
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I still want the hoverboard.
462
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I'm actually, now that I think about it, I'm really upset.
463
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That back to the future, I don't have a DeLorean that flies, and I don't have a hoverboard at this point.
464
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Well, it's not 2015 yet.
465
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Do you think they're coming with that in four years in this economy?
466
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Yeah, I bet you can have one.
467
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,840
So what's going on, James?
468
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I have kind of an old computer that I'm kind of trying to still keep running.
469
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It's an older Dell.
470
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It has Windows XP on it.
471
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Okay.
472
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I'm talking like five years old, and it had like an 80 gig hard drive on it, which was completely full.
473
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Right.
474
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So I had a friend of mine that's an IT guy.
475
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I bought a 500 gig hard drive, and he, I don't know if I'm using the right terms,
476
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he re-imaged basically my old hard drive onto the 500 gig.
477
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So he cloned it, right?
478
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Yeah, he cloned it.
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That's it.
480
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Put it back in.
481
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It worked absolutely perfect for like a month.
482
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Right.
483
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And then all of a sudden, super slow.
484
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I'm talking like the mouse doesn't even move without jumping.
485
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And I got it to the point where I could, I don't know what the utility is called,
486
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but in control panel, you can look and see what the processor's doing.
487
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Right.
488
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And the processor is at 100% all the time.
489
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Okay.
490
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So you either have an infection or you have some type of software that's really, really unhappy.
491
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:42,620
Well, you know, I ran my, I started it safe mode and ran my virus protector on it.
492
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It didn't come up anything.
493
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,200
What virus protector do you have?
494
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,100
It's PC tools.
495
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Okay.
496
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,580
Now, here's the deal.
497
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If you get an infection, and this is true of all the antiviruses, but I'm going to make a generalization.
498
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It's kind of a blanket statement.
499
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And I will say that it's probably 90% true, is that when you get a virus on your machine,
500
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,540
let's say you get an infection, and you have an antivirus on there,
501
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basically that virus becomes invisible to the antivirus that's installed on the machine.
502
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Oh, even if I update it?
503
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,740
Even if you update it.
504
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Because one of the first things that the better infections do, if we rate them on a scale of quality,
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is that they go in and neuter the antivirus.
506
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It says,
507
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,780
It says, look, I'm not here anymore.
508
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,820
You don't see me.
509
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,060
It kind of waves its hands and said, you know, you're looking for somebody else.
510
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,440
Yeah, there's even some new antiviruses out there.
511
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,560
Yeah, I've fixed the antivirus.
512
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:38,440
There's some new viruses out there that actually uninstall your antivirus and reinstalls as the antivirus.
513
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:41,540
Right, reinstalls itself looking just like the antivirus, but it's actually not.
514
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,640
It's the actual virus.
515
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,960
So, do you know when you get that process?
516
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:48,780
Are you near the machine?
517
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,060
No.
518
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:50,840
Okay.
519
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,540
So, one thing you're going to look at.
520
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:53,660
Okay.
521
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,440
If you can get the process list to come back.
522
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,860
Step again, where you can see you're 100%.
523
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:02,400
You can sort them by processes going into the process tab instead of the performance tab.
524
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:07,320
And you can find out which process itself is holding down all of your processor.
525
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:13,380
And that will give you a clue as to what's going on with it as far as if you can give me the name of the process that's holding everything down.
526
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,880
I can probably tell you how to fix it up.
527
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,100
Oh, okay.
528
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,300
So, do that.
529
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,160
And do you have another machine around or is this the only machine you have?
530
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,700
No, I've got another one.
531
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,000
All right.
532
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,280
So, then send me an email from the working machine.
533
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,600
It's a radio at azcomputerguru.com.
534
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,460
And we'll see what we can do to help you out.
535
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,340
Radio at azcomputerguru.com.
536
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:33,620
Right.
537
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,740
Or if you get it done in the next hour and a half, you can call me back and tell me what it is.
538
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:38,760
Okay.
539
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,460
All right.
540
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:40,800
Awesome.
541
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,260
Thank you.
542
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,020
Thanks for the call, James.
543
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:42,600
I appreciate it.
544
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,320
All right.
545
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,820
So, they're hacking cars these days, are they?
546
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,620
I hear, yes.
547
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,520
They are hacking cars.
548
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,980
Currently, they actually have to have physical contact with the car.
549
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,540
They have to actually get into the cab of the car.
550
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,400
And, you know, it's not.
551
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,940
Far from now, they won't even have to do that, though.
552
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:58,260
Yeah.
553
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:02,000
And you thought all you had to worry about then was stealing your change at the car washer.
554
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:02,520
Yeah, right.
555
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
They're going to be hacking your car.
556
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,760
Well, I mean, you think about it.
557
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:10,180
There's some cars out there, some of these new fancy cars that connect to the Internet wherever they go,
558
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,640
like, let's say, the Leaf.
559
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:12,380
Right.
560
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,620
With a car like that that's constantly hooked up to the Internet, you don't have to have physical contact with it.
561
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,040
You just have to really have a really good hacker.
562
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,120
And once they get it figured out the first time, well, they're done for.
563
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,140
I don't know.
564
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,100
What could you do by hacking the Leaf?
565
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:25,600
Make it possible.
566
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600
567
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600
568
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,600
569
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:26,480
You can't make it prettier.
570
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:29,900
Careful now.
571
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,020
There's a couple all around in town.
572
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:31,640
They might be listening.
573
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,520
You can't make it uglier.
574
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,740
I guess you can make it to where, you know, the battery is constantly.
575
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,220
I don't know.
576
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,980
I have no idea.
577
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,520
I'm on vapor soon.
578
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,460
I have no idea what to do.
579
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:43,840
Start a Leaf fire.
580
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,120
A Leaf fire.
581
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,280
That's terrible.
582
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,420
No, I guess you can make it to where, you know, the car will open.
583
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:51,880
Yeah.
584
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,700
Something like that.
585
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,400
You can unlock the car.
586
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:54,840
I guess you could do something like that.
587
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,400
Hey, bud.
588
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,940
If you have an extra bathroom in your house that you want to rent out,
589
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,540
I'm going to tell you how you can do that here in a few minutes.
590
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:00,560
Fantastic.
591
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,840
Oh, that's awesome.
592
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,780
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593
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594
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,920
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595
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,800
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596
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,620
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597
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598
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599
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Back to more of The Computer Guru.
600
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,720
On 104.1 The Truth, Tucson's News Talk FM.
601
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:36,380
You know, I've been telling people for a long time when they get a traffic ticket and you
602
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,520
get the email about it.
603
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:38,580
Ignore it.
604
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,720
You should be ignoring it.
605
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,820
And here is the reason why now.
606
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,020
Because before it was just because I disagree with the service method.
607
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,720
Right.
608
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,040
Right.
609
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,000
Now, it's because it's probably a virus.
610
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,260
Interesting.
611
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,480
It gives me a much more satisfactory reason to say.
612
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,780
You shouldn't open that email.
613
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,520
So now you get viruses from speeding tickets.
614
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,180
That's right.
615
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,160
I like it.
616
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,880
This is one of the downfalls of speeding.
617
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,640
You get a virus now.
618
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,400
Maybe it's the city's way of, you know.
619
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,640
We'll get you.
620
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,040
Yeah.
621
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:09,980
Fine.
622
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,480
You're going to pay that money regardless.
623
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,400
You know, it's not going to be to us.
624
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,520
It's going to be to somebody else to get the virus off.
625
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:13,700
Yeah.
626
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,040
We're going to get taxes from somebody else if you don't pay this parking ticket or speeding ticket.
627
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:18,300
Oh, man.
628
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,380
You know, speaking of speeding tickets.
629
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,620
So I'm assuming it's an attachment with an email.
630
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,020
Yeah.
631
00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,080
They're attaching it to an email.
632
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:24,400
Okay.
633
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,520
And it's.
634
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:25,800
It's stupid.
635
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,800
But, yeah.
636
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,160
It's just another reason that.
637
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,540
That you shouldn't open those emails.
638
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,080
Yes.
639
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,440
If they didn't have traffic cameras.
640
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,960
Right.
641
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,820
You wouldn't get these viruses.
642
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,960
That's how I'm looking at it.
643
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,180
Okay.
644
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,900
You're blaming it.
645
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,700
Blame it on the traffic cameras.
646
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:37,860
Yeah.
647
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,280
I don't like the traffic cameras.
648
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,520
Me either.
649
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,140
I'll tell you why.
650
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,820
I was moving last week.
651
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:42,140
Right.
652
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:42,460
Right.
653
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,020
So I've got this truck that I borrowed from some listeners.
654
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,540
Right.
655
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:46,920
Right.
656
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,940
Thank you, Tom and Mary Ann.
657
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:48,600
You guys are awesome.
658
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,160
Excellent.
659
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:50,380
And.
660
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,320
With a big trailer at that.
661
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,540
With a big trailer on it.
662
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,180
Bigger little horse trailer.
663
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm sitting at the light.
664
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:55,900
At.
665
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:56,340
At.
666
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,000
Broadway and Craycroft.
667
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,240
Right.
668
00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:58,600
Right.
669
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:58,900
And.
670
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,480
So you've got the traffic camera there.
671
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,820
I'm first in line.
672
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,460
Green light comes along.
673
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,540
I start to move out into the intersection.
674
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,760
I get popped four times.
675
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,760
Flashed.
676
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:09,760
Really?
677
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,120
Yeah.
678
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,440
And I'm like.
679
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,900
What did I do wrong?
680
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,540
I'm doing like six miles an hour.
681
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,080
Because the light just turned green.
682
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,160
And I've got this giant trailer loaded up behind me.
683
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:19,760
Yeah.
684
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,820
So you get.
685
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:20,860
What?
686
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,400
You get one of our listeners a ticket?
687
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:23,960
I told them just, you know.
688
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,520
I told them.
689
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,960
I told them that if they get any traffic tickets, it's not them.
690
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,440
So they can safely discard them.
691
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:30,180
Right.
692
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,560
Because it's me driving.
693
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,520
But, you know, it's.
694
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,060
Those things are so irritating.
695
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,440
And here's the other thing that really bothers me about them.
696
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,100
And I'm just going to go on a little soapbox rant here.
697
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:39,500
All right.
698
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,480
Is that the speed limit is posted.
699
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:41,960
Right.
700
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:42,280
Right.
701
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,160
The speed limit is.
702
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,080
Let's give an example.
703
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,080
Forty.
704
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:45,520
Okay.
705
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:45,880
All right.
706
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,860
You're cruising down river.
707
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,460
You got a 40 mile an hour speed limit.
708
00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:49,900
Mm-hmm.
709
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:55,600
That means that you have somewhere between 40 and 50 miles an hour that you can go.
710
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,540
And not get the ticket.
711
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,860
That does not mean drive 30 in the 40 zone.
712
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,380
And the more often the way that it works is that you got people doing 50.
713
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,560
And then they get somewhere near the cameras.
714
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,080
They slam on their brakes.
715
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:09,540
Right.
716
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,260
Do somewhere between 25 and 35.
717
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,780
Right.
718
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,620
Through the little zone.
719
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,240
And it's just such a pain in the butt.
720
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,440
Yeah.
721
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:18,180
I mean, if I was a cop myself, I was a cop.
722
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,660
I would actually go on the other side of these speeding cameras and just wait for people to speed back up.
723
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,220
Right.
724
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,260
Because that's exactly what happens.
725
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,520
Well, they should have one.
726
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,520
One that's sitting there ticketing the people that are driving too slow.
727
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:28,660
Right.
728
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,860
You're going 25 in a 40.
729
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,340
Yeah.
730
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:32,560
It's dangerous.
731
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,200
Right.
732
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,720
You're making people slam on their brakes.
733
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:34,960
Right.
734
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,140
Right.
735
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:35,900
For no reason.
736
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,320
Right.
737
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:36,900
Right.
738
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:37,880
It's just lame.
739
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,260
Stupid traffic.
740
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,660
You know, you think in this day and age there would be some sort of technology out there
741
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:44,720
that, you know, we could all keep at the same speed.
742
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,200
We should take a hit, though.
743
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:46,520
Yeah.
744
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,640
Pima County, you know, I recently just moved way out to the east side.
745
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:51,600
Way out in the boondocks.
746
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,040
So I am not in the city limits any longer.
747
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Right.
748
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,840
And there was a traffic camera over there on Tank of Verde near Houghton.
749
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,260
Mm-hmm.
750
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:58,600
Right?
751
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,580
It's gone now.
752
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,440
Really?
753
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:00,900
Gone.
754
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,720
Like the city removed or somebody else removed it?
755
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,400
The county removed it.
756
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Oh, okay.
757
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,300
Because people were angry about it.
758
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:07,640
Really?
759
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,580
They were saying, we don't want this camera here.
760
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,260
Get rid of it.
761
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,060
So the community got together and got rid of it.
762
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:17,160
So let's take a clue from the county here, from the people, residents of that neighborhood,
763
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,180
and I think that we should all just complain until they get rid of the cameras because
764
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:20,800
it's so dumb.
765
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,580
Or we could just hire some vigilantes and just go ahead and remove them ourselves.
766
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,380
Obviously, it's ticketing people for doing six miles an hour at a green light as soon
767
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,480
as you're the first one out of the gate.
768
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,060
Right, right.
769
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,520
Ah, so lame.
770
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,660
Are you done with your soapbox, right?
771
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,200
Yeah, I'm done with my soapbox, right?
772
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:36,120
All right, so tell me how I can rent out my bathroom.
773
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:40,500
Well, apparently, if you have an extra bathroom and you want to rent it out because you don't
774
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,560
know what to do with that space, or you want somebody else that you don't know to mess
775
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,440
up your bathroom because your teenagers aren't doing enough for you, there is a new app on
776
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,000
your smartphones that you can rent out your bathroom.
777
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:53,940
Now, apparently, I can't see how this has been a big issue in a smaller town like Tucson,
778
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,800
but maybe in New York City this might be important.
779
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,140
You know, maybe there's not enough bathrooms for too many people.
780
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,760
So you can get on this app and put your bathroom up for rent and with a fee, and people will
781
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,180
as long as you're home that you can let them in.
782
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:06,380
What kind of fee are we talking about?
783
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,440
Well, you can set your own fee.
784
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:08,620
Okay.
785
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,200
So whatever you want it to be.
786
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,120
You want it to be $10?
787
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,660
It can be $10.
788
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,320
You want it to be $200?
789
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,820
If you're willing to pay it, so be it.
790
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,240
You've got to have a really nice bathroom for $200.
791
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,540
A little boudet.
792
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,380
But, you know, I mean, it's this app.
793
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,360
I haven't checked it out.
794
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,020
But it's great.
795
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,300
It's called CLOO.
796
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,240
So CLOO, I'm assuming is how it's pronounced.
797
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,660
I'm not in.
798
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,120
Why would you?
799
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:31,660
I'm not in.
800
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:36,800
First of all, I don't think that I could walk into somebody's place and be like, oh, yeah,
801
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,380
I saw your bathroom online.
802
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,260
Yeah.
803
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,720
I'm here to wreck it.
804
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:45,500
Yeah.
805
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,340
You know what?
806
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,480
We should just hire Howard to go around to everybody's bathrooms and just wreck them.
807
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,640
I just can't do it.
808
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,160
I have a hard time.
809
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,160
I'm even when I go over to people's houses, like, you know, get invited over to a party
810
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,640
or something.
811
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,180
I can't use their bathroom.
812
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:58,760
Right.
813
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:00,900
It's just like, yeah, I'll wait till I get home.
814
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:01,540
It's totally cool.
815
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,380
I don't get it.
816
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,940
Well, maybe as a growing friend.
817
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,280
Who knows?
818
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:06,520
This is one of those things with technology.
819
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,080
Right.
820
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,940
It's gone too far.
821
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,500
It's a crappy idea.
822
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,180
Piss poor.
823
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,100
It's just not good.
824
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,200
You're done with your puns.
825
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:20,440
If you'd like to be part of the show, 751-1041, how much would you rent out your bathroom
826
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:20,700
for?
827
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,640
Just out of curiosity.
828
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,020
829
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,240
I don't know.
830
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,060
One billion dollars.
831
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,080
Wouldn't it be weird that you're just sitting there, the doorbell rings, and you're like,
832
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,260
oh, yeah, I forgot.
833
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,460
Dude's got to come over and use the bathroom.
834
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,620
What's the deal?
835
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:38,560
Well, it's just like that story we did a few months back about turning sewage stuff into
836
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,200
hamburgers.
837
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,600
I mean, this is just going too far.
838
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,640
Technology has gone way too far.
839
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,140
So I think we need to nip it in the butt.
840
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,100
No pun intended.
841
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,580
I think that's in the bud.
842
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Whatever.
843
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,040
That's good.
844
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:50,580
You use nippers.
845
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,280
Yeah, well.
846
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,000
On your rosebud.
847
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,040
On your rosebud.
848
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,660
On your rosebud.
849
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:53,660
850
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:53,660
851
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,180
Oh, man.
852
00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:55,780
That's just, this is wrong.
853
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,160
It's wrong in every sense of the word.
854
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,620
All right.
855
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,100
All right.
856
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,720
All right.
857
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,140
So we covered the Marty McFly shoes.
858
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:01,760
We did.
859
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,700
We covered the hacking of the cars.
860
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,200
Covered and renting out your bathroom.
861
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,820
Renting out your bathrooms.
862
00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:10,960
Oh, God.
863
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,740
What about the invisibility shield for tanks?
864
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:13,940
I have not heard of this.
865
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,500
What is this?
866
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:15,580
Apparently.
867
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,140
Ah!
868
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,360
I forgot to turn off my phone.
869
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:17,940
Oh, good job.
870
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:18,760
That's terrible.
871
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,180
That's me calling up.
872
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,880
See, that is radio foul, right?
873
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,140
Right there.
874
00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:25,020
So what is an invisibility shield?
875
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:25,460
What is this?
876
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:28,720
Apparently, there's a way that you can turn your tank into an invisible tank.
877
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,020
I've always wanted to turn my tank into an invisible tank.
878
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,120
You have a tank?
879
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,500
I do.
880
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,300
Oh, that's awesome.
881
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:36,380
Sorry.
882
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,740
It makes them look like cows.
883
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,700
It makes them look like cows?
884
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,780
That's a big cow.
885
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:41,540
Gosh.
886
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,420
I'm going to have to, we're going to post that on the website, but it's an interesting
887
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:47,860
story.
888
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,080
You've got to go into detail here a little bit.
889
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:51,980
I'm on the hook.
890
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,200
I'm on the hook now.
891
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,920
You've got to tell me.
892
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,420
We'll cover that in a minute, but we've got a break coming up here, so I need to mention
893
00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:56,920
the classes.
894
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,920
So if you want to be part of the classes this evening, from three to five, we're doing
895
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,460
an introduction to Windows 7.
896
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:02,820
Nice.
897
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,640
It will be at the classroom location.
898
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:05,680
What will I learn?
899
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,020
You will learn what's new in Windows 7.
900
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,620
If you're migrating from Windows XP, which is what most of the people that are showing
901
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:15,080
up are for, or they recently got a copy of Windows 7 and they just really don't know
902
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,820
what to do with it.
903
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,160
Don't use it as a coaster.
904
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:18,620
It's funny.
905
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,940
I talked to somebody this morning, and I said, so what do you want to learn?
906
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,440
What are you hoping to get out of this class?
907
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,060
What are you hoping to get out of it?
908
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,780
That's my standard question to everybody.
909
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,040
When they walk in, what do you want to learn today?
910
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,200
So I can at least hit exactly what they want to learn during the class.
911
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,140
Tailor the class to your needs.
912
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,520
Right.
913
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:39,740
And he goes, well, I got this Windows 7 machine because my old one died, and I really would
914
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:43,680
like some instruction on it, but I've just been using it in the meantime because what
915
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,200
else can I do?
916
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:44,500
Right.
917
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,160
And that's exactly what you should be doing.
918
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,580
Use it because you'll find out that it's not as different as you think it is.
919
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:51,800
Yeah.
920
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:51,900
It is.
921
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,900
It just looks more aesthetics than anything.
922
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:54,280
Right.
923
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,380
It's much like cars.
924
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,820
Right.
925
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,040
Right.
926
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,180
You know, as far as, you know, you go from one car to another.
927
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,320
They still drive the same.
928
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,320
It's still the basic mechanics are the same as far as, you know, you get in, you push
929
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,760
the accelerator, you turn the wheel, et cetera.
930
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,260
So that's where I messed up when I got my new car.
931
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,380
I forgot about where the accelerator was.
932
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,560
I always forget where the brake pedal is.
933
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,520
That's my problem.
934
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,840
Yeah, I know.
935
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,120
Wait, I'm supposed to stop?
936
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,800
If I wanted to stop, I wouldn't have gotten in the car.
937
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:21,300
That's all I'm saying.
938
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,060
All right.
939
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:23,080
So let's go and take a break, Ross.
940
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,620
Let's do it.
941
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,500
Let's do our thing here.
942
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,780
This is the Computer Guru.
943
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:32,080
So when we come back, we'll tell you how to turn your tank into a cow if you happen to
944
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,620
have one.
945
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:38,640
We'll talk about the Street View camera being graffitied and Apple being a little, they're
946
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,360
being a little punk about the Galaxy Tab.
947
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,580
It's just, it's dumb.
948
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,780
Oh, and by the way, they're finally getting flash.
949
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:46,640
Yeah.
950
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,560
This is the Computer Guru Show.
951
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,300
We'll be right back.
952
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,760
This is the Computer Guru.
953
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,420
Get any problem for any system solved by calling 751-1041.
954
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,580
The Computer Guru is on.
955
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:06,920
1041 The Truth.
956
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,160
This is on Snooze.
957
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,560
So if you want to make your tank invisible.
958
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,100
Yes, I'm listening.
959
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,300
The way that this works is it only really shields you from thermal view.
960
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,100
So infrared.
961
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:19,780
Infrared.
962
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,160
Right.
963
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,120
Nitrogen goggles.
964
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,320
Nitrogen goggles and such.
965
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,400
And it's pretty nifty.
966
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:24,900
Really?
967
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,140
It uses a series of hexagon tiles.
968
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:28,680
Okay.
969
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,300
That cover the entire tank.
970
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:30,740
Right.
971
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:31,980
And they.
972
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,140
Not spaceship tiles, so they don't fall off.
973
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,220
They might fall off.
974
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,620
I don't know.
975
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,240
But that's just wrong.
976
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:39,780
What?
977
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,880
They always fall off.
978
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,880
The problem is.
979
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:47,160
The problem is they're using 30-year-old technology in those old spaceships still?
980
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:47,900
You know what?
981
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:48,680
We're not going to go there.
982
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:50,420
You're going to get me all distracted.
983
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,060
I'm going to go on a rant.
984
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:51,180
Oh, sorry.
985
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:51,440
Okay.
986
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:52,400
I'm sorry.
987
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:52,920
I'm sorry.
988
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,840
You're an invisible tank.
989
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,120
Let's go.
990
00:31:54,220 --> 00:32:00,760
The invisible tank has these hexagon tiles on them that are able to change temperature rapidly.
991
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:01,840
Okay.
992
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,420
To match the surrounding area.
993
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:03,800
Right.
994
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:07,100
There's a camera on there that sweeps the area and says, oh, the stuff that's on the
995
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:07,760
other side of me.
996
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:08,380
Is this temperature.
997
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:08,880
Is this temperature.
998
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,120
And then it matches it so that it makes it invisible.
999
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,420
That is actually really cool.
1000
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,500
Or it can mask itself.
1001
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,540
Or it can draw with those pixels.
1002
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,180
Right.
1003
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:17,460
Right.
1004
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120
With each tile can change a different temperature slightly.
1005
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280
And you can make it look like.
1006
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:21,620
Like a car.
1007
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:21,760
Yeah.
1008
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,760
I just saw that video.
1009
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,980
I mean, it's a really cool video.
1010
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,200
So, I mean, you see it.
1011
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,300
And you see the tank sitting there.
1012
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,200
And then it turns on these tiles.
1013
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:29,700
Right.
1014
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,240
The tank.
1015
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,780
The silhouette disappears.
1016
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,820
And then the car silhouette shows up.
1017
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:34,300
Yep.
1018
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,480
And so now it just looks like a car.
1019
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,900
I mean, that's really cool.
1020
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,940
Now, I'm thinking if I'm a tank operator.
1021
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:39,700
Right.
1022
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,960
If I see a car, I'm blowing it up anyways.
1023
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,220
Right.
1024
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:41,440
But.
1025
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,260
What's the car doing out here where that tank's supposed to be?
1026
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:44,600
Yeah.
1027
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:44,900
Right.
1028
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,660
Wait a minute.
1029
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,580
Something's not right here.
1030
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:50,060
I don't know why you'd want to make it disguised as anything other than not there.
1031
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,000
There.
1032
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,300
Right.
1033
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:52,140
So.
1034
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,560
You can make it look like a camel or a cow or.
1035
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,500
Yeah, but why?
1036
00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:58,660
Because, you know.
1037
00:32:58,860 --> 00:32:59,340
Because you want.
1038
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,200
Well, yeah, that's true.
1039
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,360
I'm thinking that those guys in the tank are going to shoot anything that's out there.
1040
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,020
Right.
1041
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,680
It's a cow out there.
1042
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,380
They're like hamburgers.
1043
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,400
Well, when I drive my tank.
1044
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,220
I do have a tank.
1045
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Okay.
1046
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,700
Roll the tanks.
1047
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,580
It's a really cool game, I'm going to tell you.
1048
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,800
Anyways, when I drive my tank, I just shoot whatever moves.
1049
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:15,380
Right.
1050
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:15,540
See?
1051
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,000
See?
1052
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,900
That's why I'm saying.
1053
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,220
You just want to be invisible completely.
1054
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:18,860
Right.
1055
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:19,740
At least it can do that.
1056
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,360
Technology is interesting.
1057
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,360
It can do cool advertisement.
1058
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,500
They were advertising their own name on the side.
1059
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,100
That was cool.
1060
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,540
You can put on their sponsor by Goodyear.
1061
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,080
Something like that.
1062
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Just think invisible by Goodyear.
1063
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,320
Raytheon tank.
1064
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,220
Oh.
1065
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,340
So, some news in Apple.
1066
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:34,840
What?
1067
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,320
All right.
1068
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,940
Yeah, well, Apple's kind of being a jerk.
1069
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,080
Apple's being a jerk?
1070
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,380
Yeah.
1071
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:39,720
Okay.
1072
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:40,540
All right, so.
1073
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,260
Wait, wait, wait.
1074
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,580
Hold on.
1075
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,620
Jobs is gone and they're still being jerks?
1076
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:43,940
Yeah.
1077
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:44,500
No.
1078
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,700
Well, you get to say that again here in a minute when you say jobs is gone and this.
1079
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,240
Oh, all right.
1080
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,600
But.
1081
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:56,560
So, they've decided that they're trying to ban the Galaxy Tab 10-inch, the 10-inch Galaxy
1082
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,360
Tab from sale in Europe.
1083
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:58,980
Okay.
1084
00:33:59,180 --> 00:33:59,340
Right?
1085
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Because it too closely resembles the iPad.
1086
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:02,760
Oh, man.
1087
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,580
I thought we were done with this.
1088
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:04,780
Yeah.
1089
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:08,380
Well, remember, we talked about this a few weeks ago where they were saying, you know,
1090
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,820
Samsung's response was, well, there was a tablet in the Space Odyssey movie.
1091
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,240
Yeah.
1092
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,720
You know, how did you get the baton for it?
1093
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,520
And that was like 20 years ago, 30 years ago.
1094
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:18,060
So.
1095
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:24,320
So, apparently, there was a judge in Europe that said you can't ban it in Europe as a whole.
1096
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:24,740
Right.
1097
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,040
Right.
1098
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,500
You can ban it in individual countries.
1099
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,260
So, they got Germany to ban it.
1100
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:29,860
Really?
1101
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:29,920
Yeah.
1102
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,040
They're trying to ban it in Japan.
1103
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,100
Ugh.
1104
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,860
And the thing is, is that it's a tablet.
1105
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,560
So, this is how Apple does it, though.
1106
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,480
Apple, they don't try to go ahead and do direct competition with people.
1107
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,620
They just go ahead and sue people and get them out of business.
1108
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,460
Well, I mean, I understand that you want to protect the intellectual property rights and
1109
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,120
the et cetera, et cetera.
1110
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:47,280
But.
1111
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,160
But it's a tablet.
1112
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:48,380
Yeah.
1113
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:48,800
I mean, it's like.
1114
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:51,280
I mean, how much difference can you have in a tablet?
1115
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,540
I mean, really, how different can you make it?
1116
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Well, it's like saying the makers of my car are the Chevy.
1117
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,360
Well, my Chevy car should sue the makers of the Scion.
1118
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,660
Because, you know, they both have four wheels.
1119
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:01,460
And doors.
1120
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,520
And a hatch.
1121
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:02,940
And a hatch.
1122
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:03,480
Yeah.
1123
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,080
And door locks.
1124
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,440
I mean, that doesn't make sense to me.
1125
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,440
It's.
1126
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,140
You can look at the Galaxy Tab and you can plainly see that it's not an iPad.
1127
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,480
You can tell it's not an iPad.
1128
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:11,680
Right.
1129
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:12,700
And you can use it and find out.
1130
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,760
Yeah.
1131
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,640
It's Flash.
1132
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,620
You know, it has other things that the iPad doesn't have.
1133
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:17,160
Yes.
1134
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,720
I mean, I think that's dumb.
1135
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:19,300
Really.
1136
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,680
That to go out there and sue them over that.
1137
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,400
It's.
1138
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:23,220
Whatever.
1139
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,980
I mean, I understand that they.
1140
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,700
It is their intellectual.
1141
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,600
They're short on cash over there at Apple.
1142
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:28,900
Yeah.
1143
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,720
They're short on cash.
1144
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,460
They only have $86 billion in liquid assets.
1145
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,580
But, you know, you got to keep.
1146
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:36,900
Well, you got to watch the bottom line.
1147
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,960
They have more money than the government.
1148
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,020
Well, actually, last time I heard, I had more money than the government.
1149
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,020
All right.
1150
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,700
So, speaking of Flash.
1151
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:45,680
Yes, Flash.
1152
00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:46,040
All right.
1153
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:46,400
Say it again.
1154
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:46,940
Flash.
1155
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:47,360
Flash.
1156
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,420
Steve Jobs is gone.
1157
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,960
Oh, yeah.
1158
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:49,780
So, now that Flash.
1159
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,160
You know, Steve Jobs is gone.
1160
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,380
Now, Apple's getting Flash.
1161
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:52,740
Yes.
1162
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,100
All of the iOS devices are getting Flash now.
1163
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:55,480
Wow.
1164
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,760
So, all it took was Jobs to leave.
1165
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Yes.
1166
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:01,080
iOS 5, when it comes out, will have Flash built in, which will be nice.
1167
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,580
So, you can actually, like, use the thing.
1168
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,760
I'll believe it when I see it.
1169
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,160
Because, you know, they talked about this for iOS 4.
1170
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,220
It was rumored for iOS 4 and iOS 3.
1171
00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:10,620
I mean, I'll believe what I see.
1172
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,620
Steve Jobs is still there.
1173
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,160
Yeah, I know.
1174
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,740
But, still.
1175
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:14,840
He still has a big foothold in the company.
1176
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,780
He can still just nix it if he wanted to.
1177
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,060
Oh, come on.
1178
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,540
Come on.
1179
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:18,940
It's Jobs.
1180
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,900
He created that company.
1181
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,020
And over again.
1182
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Twice.
1183
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:22,660
That's right.
1184
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:27,580
So, it'll be nice to actually have some Flash compatibility with your iOS device.
1185
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:28,960
Yeah, it would be pretty cool, I guess.
1186
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,600
Yeah.
1187
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,980
Because, right now, you know, I spend a lot of time going, I can't do that.
1188
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,500
It's Flash.
1189
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:36,140
Well, that's one of the biggest things that, you know, I have a lot of customers that we
1190
00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:36,920
build websites for.
1191
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,920
By the way, we build websites.
1192
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,200
And, the biggest hindrance that I don't, the reason I don't pitch a lot of Flash websites
1193
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,620
for my customers is you can't access them on iPads or iPhones.
1194
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,620
You can on Droids, but not iPads.
1195
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,680
So, that's the biggest reason why I haven't pitched that many.
1196
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,460
But, I guess, now, I don't have that excuse anymore.
1197
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Yeah, now, you'll be able to pitch the right type of website.
1198
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,220
Yeah, now, I have to think of another excuse.
1199
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,120
Yes.
1200
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,560
Flash is a pain in the butt.
1201
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:01,860
That's the only excuse.
1202
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:01,960
No, no.
1203
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Actually, I'm finishing up this Flash website right now.
1204
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,900
It is going to be absolutely gorgeous.
1205
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,060
I can't wait to make it live.
1206
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,080
It should be live this week.
1207
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,520
And, then, next week, I'll be able to tell you guys about it and tell you the website
1208
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,740
so you can look at it and praise how beautiful it is and tell me how awesome I am.
1209
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,000
I am awesome.
1210
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,080
I am.
1211
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:17,080
I am.
1212
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,720
This website is amazing.
1213
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,100
I amazed myself.
1214
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:19,840
Really?
1215
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:20,960
Well, that's not hard to do.
1216
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:23,020
I have extremely low standards.
1217
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:23,440
Oh, look.
1218
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,120
My shoes are tied.
1219
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:24,920
That's amazing.
1220
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,380
I know.
1221
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,620
I have extremely low standards.
1222
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,620
All right.
1223
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,260
So, are you thinking about a new phone?
1224
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,740
I am thinking about a new phone.
1225
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,420
I mean, because the Droid Bionic is out.
1226
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,080
Yes.
1227
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,300
Now, the Droid Bionic, first of all, it's been hyped to no end.
1228
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:38,900
Yes.
1229
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,440
It has.
1230
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,420
It has been like a little...
1231
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:43,920
Nine months of their saying, hey, this awesome phone is going to come out.
1232
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,260
Right.
1233
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,640
And, they've been playing the hype game.
1234
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:45,980
Just like...
1235
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:46,140
Like Apple.
1236
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,120
They put one out in the wild and let it sneak out a little bit and they bring it back.
1237
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:49,560
Yeah.
1238
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,700
That's another rant.
1239
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:58,220
Just going off on all kinds of tangents today about how companies are making me angry.
1240
00:37:59,220 --> 00:37:59,580
Angry.
1241
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,080
Angry.
1242
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:00,480
Yes.
1243
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,900
I'm going to turn green and need a new shirt.
1244
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:05,160
But, you know, the new phone is out.
1245
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,000
Here's my problem with it.
1246
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:07,240
Okay.
1247
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:07,600
All right.
1248
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,660
It's got great features.
1249
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:09,220
All right.
1250
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,100
And, that's your problem with it?
1251
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,400
Hold on.
1252
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:10,820
I'm getting there.
1253
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,620
I have to build up to this.
1254
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:12,880
Oh.
1255
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,080
This is radio.
1256
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:15,640
All right.
1257
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:15,940
So...
1258
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:16,400
So, there's...
1259
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,160
It's got a great processor.
1260
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,060
Lots of memory.
1261
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:19,920
It's very fast.
1262
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:20,520
Bigger screen.
1263
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,980
It is beautiful.
1264
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:25,740
Not to mention the fact that it's got a docking station that turns it into a laptop.
1265
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:26,360
I love that.
1266
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,200
It's got full HDMI compatibility.
1267
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:29,980
Nice.
1268
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,520
You can hook it up to a nice TV or a monitor.
1269
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,000
Excellent.
1270
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:36,180
It's got all kinds of really nifty features.
1271
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:36,680
Okay.
1272
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,460
Here's my problem.
1273
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:38,360
It's $300.
1274
00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:41,760
That's $300 with the two-year discount.
1275
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,160
So, with the Droid X?
1276
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:43,580
No, no, no, no.
1277
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:44,500
No, no, no, no.
1278
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:44,900
No.
1279
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,040
No, it was...
1280
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,060
No, it was...
1281
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,080
It was $300, dude.
1282
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,200
I promise you it was.
1283
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,720
So, it's too expensive, in my opinion.
1284
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,640
All right.
1285
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,760
At least for me right now.
1286
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,180
Yeah.
1287
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:55,540
Oh, yeah.
1288
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:56,720
I don't have any money.
1289
00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:01,080
So, and then if you want the laptop adapter, it's an extra $200.
1290
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,880
You know, I think Verizon, what Verizon should do, our local Verizon stores, they should
1291
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,420
hook us up so we can talk about their phone.
1292
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:07,980
Yeah.
1293
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,640
And they'll praise it in all its glory and all its awesomeness.
1294
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:10,940
Okay.
1295
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,600
Well, we're doing other things that will be totally ignored.
1296
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,440
You know, you've got...
1297
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,960
You've got the docking station, it's an extra $200.
1298
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:20,200
The HDMI station, another $100.
1299
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:20,380
1300
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:27,720
And there's a broad-spectrum Wi-Fi adapter for it, which will allow you to wirelessly
1301
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,520
tether to a monitor or...
1302
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,200
Really?
1303
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,600
Yeah.
1304
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,640
Oh, that is awesome.
1305
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,760
Which would be interesting.
1306
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,640
But, you know, it's...
1307
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,120
I don't know that it's really...
1308
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,400
And it's 4G, so that also helps.
1309
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,240
The LTE, yeah.
1310
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:41,780
But I don't know that it's really going to...
1311
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,420
People are going to gravitate to it right now in...
1312
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:45,420
On Macs.
1313
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,180
On Macs, right?
1314
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,620
Because all you're looking at is, you know, an additional...
1315
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,360
You're adding 4G to a Droid X, you know?
1316
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,140
And so I don't know that how much that's really going to work with the public.
1317
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:58,100
You think it's just a Droid X?
1318
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,760
I mean, it's a faster processor, all these other cool features.
1319
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,240
I get it.
1320
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,220
But, you know, like the Droid X2 is the same processor.
1321
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:03,820
Yeah, well.
1322
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:04,260
Right?
1323
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,400
That thing bombed.
1324
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,520
Well, and it wasn't different enough.
1325
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,920
That's what I'm thinking is going on here, is that it's not different enough to make it so that it's going to be...
1326
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,580
You know, something everybody runs to get.
1327
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:18,400
Do we know what OS it's going to have in Gingerbread?
1328
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,560
Yeah, it comes with the 2.3.4.
1329
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:20,980
Okay.
1330
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,880
So, I mean, it's got the newest operating system on it.
1331
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,140
Right.
1332
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:32,080
It's a good phone from everything I see spec-wise, but I don't know that it really is going to make a big enough impact to really get out there.
1333
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,860
But speaking of big impacts, you know, you've got T-Mobile, or...
1334
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:41,360
No, I'm sorry, not T-Mobile, Sprint, that is preparing for a major phone release next month.
1335
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,760
So, it's anticipated that they're going to be getting that.
1336
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:44,900
Yeah.
1337
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1338
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1339
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1340
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1341
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1342
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1343
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1344
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1345
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1346
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1347
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1348
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,900
1349
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,060
An iPhone.
1350
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:46,540
Oh, okay.
1351
00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:49,380
Yeah, for Sprint here shortly.
1352
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:51,900
So, I mean, yeah, I'm not into that.
1353
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,980
Sprint getting an iPhone?
1354
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,120
No, I'm not into it at all.
1355
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:56,820
Oh, really?
1356
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,160
Yeah.
1357
00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:00,480
I mean, come on, if I wanted a bad phone service, I'd stick with AT&T.
1358
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,840
Sorry, that was bad.
1359
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:08,780
You've got the nationwide plan, which is nationwide, except for where I'm standing.
1360
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,840
Except for my house.
1361
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:10,760
That's right.
1362
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,500
Or the every other word plan, which is my favorite one.
1363
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:14,600
That's the one T-Mobile.
1364
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:15,420
It was terrible.
1365
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,140
It is terrible.
1366
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:16,620
I moved to Verizon.
1367
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,100
You're such a sad, sad boy.
1368
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:18,500
You know what?
1369
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,420
I'm done with you.
1370
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:19,700
Yeah.
1371
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,760
All right, so here's what's going to happen.
1372
00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:25,680
When we come back after the next hour, you know, into the next hour here,
1373
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:30,280
we're going to talk about more things to make your life better, technology-wise,
1374
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:36,120
and also, you need to remember, tomorrow, September 11th, it's the 10-year anniversary,
1375
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:41,280
so make sure that you're doing something to be a better person and to make us a better country.
1376
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,700
This is Computer Guru Show.
1377
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:44,260
We'll be right back after the news.
1378
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:46,380
We'll be right back.
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