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      "text": " Computer running slow? Has your machine somehow acquired a life of its own? Or do you simply desire a deeper and more meaningful connection? Be one with your operating system. It's Arizona's computer guru, Mike Swanson, and his show starts now. Listen in, chat in, and watch live streaming at gurushow.com. Want your voice to be heard? Call in with your questions and riddles. The number is 520-790-2040.",
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      "text": " This is the Computer Guru Show on AM1030, KVOI, The Voice. Hello, and welcome to the Computer Guru Show. My name is Mike, here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a person in the process. 7902040, if you'd like to be part of the show, that's 520-790-2040. What are you laughing at over there? There's a joke about Master Sergeants and coffee mugs and stuff. It's fine. Okay. You're so chipper over there. I'm chipper. Chipper. Tell me. I'm telling you it's all fake.",
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      "text": " Well, yeah. Because, one, this giant mug of coffee right here. And secondly, I was very not well the last couple of days. I had like the flu or something. And I just forced myself to sleep a lot and take vitamins. And here I am, nearly human. Yay. That's really all you can do when something like that hits you. I guess. I'm trying to be human. Be human. Yeah.",
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      "text": " We'll see if I can remain human and nice throughout the rest of the next two hours. Can you adult, too? I'm going to try to adult. Adulting is so hard. I don't like to adult, though. I don't think anyone does. Do I have to? I don't want to. No. Adulting, not cool. I know, right? This is really good coffee. It's Guatemalan, apparently. Apparently, yeah. That's what the little baggie said. Right on. Okay. So, let's go ahead and talk about stuff, man.",
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      "text": " Stuff and things? Stuff and things. There's all kinds of things and stuff that's in the news. Oh, yeah, there is. Yeah, I mean, all of it is sort of like, it's doom and gloom today. The whole world is just falling apart. Well, I unplugged for about a week, and I come back online, it's like the world is imploding. It's just caving in on itself. No news was good. None of it. Just stop watching the news.",
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      "text": " I don't watch the news, though. I don't even watch TV at all. It's the Internet. Wow. That's even worse. It's the Internet. Yeah, it's even worse. The Internets. Yeah. Let's see. Should we do the call first and then talk about doom and gloom? Sure. All right. Let's go ahead and talk to Bruce. Hello, Bruce. How are you? Doing well. How are you this morning? Oh, well, I'm good until we get to the gloomy part. Well, let's just talk tech for a second. All right. On TV, you often see...",
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      "text": " the advertisements for a so-called fix-it stick, a little jump drive kind of thing you put into your USB port. Right. Does that actually work? What does that do if it does? It doesn't. So it's just a hype? Is that what it is? I mean, it does some things. It does, like, removal of temporary Internet files. It does some other basic cleanup-type stuff on your machine.",
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      "text": " Most often what we've seen, because I've bought, I've purchased a few of those just to see what they do. And most of them, they're like, hey, look, we've made your machine a little bit faster by deleting temporary Internet files or otherwise modifying the machine in such a way to make it just a little bit faster momentarily. And then there's an upsell. So they're like, hey, you probably want to get this particular off-brand antivirus or you want to be able to, if you need help, you can use our.",
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      "text": " you know, our tech support, which has an additional fee to it. But none of it seems anything that's worth the cost there. And not cost monetarily, necessarily. My view on all of these things is if you want to make your computer faster or, you know, behave better, it requires less things to do that. Now, in conjunction with that,",
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      "text": " Oftentimes, you'll see that registries end up having a lot of TSR kind of programs that allows to keep running in the background. Is there a way to clean that up so that they don't run as a terminate, you know, stay resident program? Which version of Windows are we talking about? Windows 7. Okay. In Windows 7, you can run something like msconfig to?",
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      "text": " to deal with that stuff. You can turn on and off different, either startup programs or services. Just be careful if you're doing that type of thing. In Windows 10, it's a different animal to do that. You change it in the task manager. You can define which programs start or do not start in that section, at least for Windows 10. You should never mess around in the registry.",
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      "text": " And any utility that tells you that it's a registry optimizer or cleaner is to, no, don't do it. It's trouble. Okay, last question, and that is Microsoft Essentials is touted as a program to run for an antivirus and for a protection type of program instead of some of the others. What's your evaluation of Microsoft Essentials? Essentials is okay. I mean, it's not great.",
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      "text": " But as long as you have, like, Malwarebytes, the paid version of Malwarebytes running, then you're fine. Okay. Thank you very much. All right. Have a great day, sir. You too. Bye. That was easy. Yeah. Well, for you. I'm sitting here, I'm like, can't Disk Cleanup do some of that? Well, yeah, Disk Cleanup, all the things that those sticks do that you have built-in utilities to deal with. I mean, so there's a free version of everything that they do out there in the wild.",
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      "text": " I know we've been talking about doing a useful utilities episode. Maybe we'll do that next week, where we can get a list of tools that you should have to make your machine run better. Well, that'll be nicer than doom and gloom, that's for sure. Right. Well, the initial thing I was trying to get at with the caller was that every time that you add a piece of software to your computer, you're adding extra load.",
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      "text": " And it's sort of this idea that if I install this extra software, my machine will get faster. And that's sort of not the way that that works. It's the more software you take off, the faster your machine gets because it's a lighter system. Which explains why mine is so slow. Right. So the idea of putting things on there, like I'm going to go buy this piece of software. There is no software that you can put on your computer that makes it better.",
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      "text": " There's software that makes it safer. There's software that makes it more functional or useful. But none of them make it faster. So, yeah, don't fall for the hype. There is no magic stick. So many things. You got nothing on that one? You know, I'm not totally here today. More coffee. There's Dayquil. There's coffee. I call for more coffee. Keep the coffee flowing. It's all good.",
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      "text": " Yeah. It's so tasty. Moving on. Yeah. Let's move on to a sponsor message. Let's do that. Because that's a great segue. Best segue. It's so smooth. It's the smoothest thing I've ever done. Like this coffee. Like this coffee. And if you'd like your engine to run smooth, you call up Perfection Auto Works. PerfectionAutoWorks.com if you want to check out their new website. Mike's a great dude. I really like talking to him.",
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      "text": " And he's a funny dude. So you should definitely talk to him. Go down there, get your 26-point inspection for free. It's the middle of summer. I'm sure your car could use like a coolant flush or whatever. Something. I mean, I've seen so many cars broken on the side of the road. Don't be that person. Oh, man. Oh, that's so bad. That is terrifying. When it's 115.",
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      "text": " Oh, no, thank you. It is really scary to think that, you know, car's broken down, middle of summer, no air conditioning. You're probably not me and don't have water in your trunk. Yeah. Because I always have water in the trunk. So go to Perfection Auto Works. Get it checked out so you're not broken down on the side of the road. Right. And potentially dying in your car. So if you don't want to die, go to Perfection Auto Works. That's how this works. That's the best plug ever. Right. Having a working car could save your life.",
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      "text": " In 117 degree weather. Yeah. So, yeah. You don't want to die? Call Professional Auto Works. We'll be right back. Your computer guru, Mike Swanson, is here to help you tame that beast of a machine. Join the chat right now at gurushow.com or call in. This is the Computer Guru Show.",
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      "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Groover Show, my name's Mike, here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a person in the process, 7902040, just like Mike. Hello Mike, how are ya? Well, good morning. Good morning, sir.",
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      "text": " And I hope you're feeling better, and as always, I love the program. I've got a Windows machine that I recently put 10 on, and it's been working pretty darn good. I'm pretty pleased with it. But what's been happening here recently, I've only had it installed for about two weeks. There's a Windows Defender prompt that comes up, and it says you are not protected. And I did what you had instructed before on the radio program. You've said before you add the...",
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      "text": " Windows 10 to disable or get rid of the Malwarebytes. Excuse me. I had the Malwarebytes Premium, and I took it off and then I reinstalled it. And it says that you need to go to the maintenance and security area and turn your Defender on. Well, I've tried to do that, and it will not turn back on. And then I've gone back into the Malwarebytes to see if it's telling the Windows Defender to stay off.",
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      "text": " So I'm kind of confused. Do I need to delete Malwarebytes? Which one is better? And I guess my question is, do I even need to worry about it? Well, they're two different things. So one doesn't supplant the other. So Defender in Windows 10 is the antivirus that's built in. And Malwarebytes would not tell Defender not to run. So it means that there's something else going on there.",
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      "text": " that maybe there was another antivirus that was on the machine, that something is stuck in that regard, where it thinks that there's another antivirus on there, so Defender stays disabled? Well, I've got spyware bot, and I've got malware bytes, and that's pretty much it. So is there a way that I can go in and find out? I mean, I tried scanning, and I don't see anything, and the machine's not acting weird. It's not doing anything unusual. I mean, I would assume that if I had a virus,",
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      "text": " If there was something trying to keep Defender off, it would also try to infect my machine some other way. Well, not necessarily. I don't think that this is an infection that's causing your problem with Defender. I think that there's something else going on there. You mean just a conflict? Yeah, a remnant of some type before your Windows 10 upgrade may be affecting it now. Now, Microsoft makes a fix-it for this.",
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      "text": " So you can go to the Microsoft site and search for the Windows Defender, fix it for Windows 10, and it resets Windows Defender and basically forces it to reinstall itself. Okay, and that was going to be my next step, but I thought I'd ask you first because I thought, well, maybe I should delete malware bytes and then see if Defender comes on, but that's a pain in the rear, and I didn't want to go that route anyway. If anything, I'd get rid of Spybot because Spybot is sort of pointless these days. Really? Yeah.",
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      "text": " It used to be a good program, but it's... Well, I do have the free version, so maybe that's part of the problem. But how come Spybot, you just don't like it? Yeah, I don't think it really serves much of a purpose anymore as it used to. It used to have some very cool features that were really good in the Windows XP days. But since then, it's sort of been pointless. Don't get me wrong, it does...",
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      "text": " decent job at detection, but with malware bytes on there, it's sort of redundant. And then if I was to install any other antivirus programs besides the malware bytes, for example, a while back I had a machine where I had Avast and I had three or four different ones, and boy, what a mess. Yeah, don't do that. You're only allowed to have one antivirus on the machine. So does Defender then not conflict with",
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      "text": " an aftermarket, per se, I guess a lack of a better term, antivirus program, because Defender is embedded in Windows 10. Right. Defender will disable itself if it detects any other type of antivirus on the machine. You cannot have multiple antiviruses on a Windows computer. Well, I had Malwarebytes on my 7 machine. Malwarebytes is not antivirus, it's anti-malware. So those are two different things. Okay, got it.",
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      "text": " I guess I'm confused as to what is what. Right. So antivirus would be something like Kaspersky, ESET, Avast. Let's see what else we got. What are the other ones? McAfee, Norton. Okay. Yeah, so any of those types of things would be considered antivirus, and Defender will disable itself. So what's the difference in terminology or in actual theory? What is malware versus?",
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      "text": " So viral infections are they attack a different portion of the machine. So they're basically self-replicating. Basically, that's what makes them a virus, that they replicate. Okay. And there's a few things that qualify as viruses these days that wouldn't be picked up by any anti-malware. But there's a whole lot of overlap now. So the anti-malware.",
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      "text": " And the antivirus are both looking for the same types of things, but they're looking in different ways. So basically, the antivirus protects the core of the operating system, disallows certain types of reads and writes to different areas of the machine, and is also looking for certain patterns that would be considered viral. Whereas the anti-malware is almost entirely behavior-based.",
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      "text": " It's looking for programs that don't necessarily fit the term of virus, but are looking for any program that's doing suspicious things. Like Trojans and... The virus will get Trojans. The antiviral will get Trojans. It's things like CryptoLocker and stuff like that, where you've got a program that just is behaving in a cancerous fashion, which would be caught by anti-malware.",
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      "text": " You know, now that I think about it, I was on a website where it was a printing website or something, and all of a sudden I got this pop-up that said I needed to download Adobe, I believe it was. Adobe 10.2 or something. Flash player. Yeah, I think it was. And I X'd it, I disabled it, and it came back like three times. And since then, I think it's when this Defender thing has started. Well, it may be.",
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      "text": " I would look around. I mean, you can ask the machine what kind of antivirus it has on there. If not, you can schedule a appointment with us, and we can get in there. Well, that's what I was going to say. You guys are pretty booked up. But I'll try the Microsoft website first for the Defender fix that you cited. And if that doesn't do the trick, then I'll give you guys a call. What's your phone number at your shop? 304-8300.",
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      "text": " Beautiful. All right, I got that. What is it again so I can write it down? 304-8300. Thanks, Mike. I appreciate it. Yeah, that sounds like a commercial. Hey, you guys have a great day. Bye. See you. And remember, choose Perfection Auto Works or death. Perfection Auto Works or death. The choice is yours. That's right. Thanks, Mike. Oh, man. Yeah, so the antiviral thing, it's important that you have some. It's very important that you don't have more than one.",
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      "text": " kill it because they think it's fake or it's an imposter. So let's say that you have very, very aggressive lifeguards that want to kill any other lifeguard that's sitting in their seat. And you try to, so you have two lifeguards there and they're both trying to kill each other. And meanwhile, everyone's drowning. I could see this as a reality TV show, actually. Lifeguard Wars.",
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      "text": " Season three. So that's how lifeguards work. And not only that's how antivirus works. Yeah. I don't know if that's exactly how antivirus works. I don't know. It's like lifeguard week. I think we need more coffee is what we need. I don't know. All right. 7902040 if you want to get your tech support in for the week on the newly improved two-hour computer guru show. Whoop whoop. Really? Why not? It was the coffee talking. You can't do the whoops. Why? There's no whooping here.",
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      "text": " Why? There's no whooping in Computer Guru Show. Aw. Just like there's no crying in baseball. But there was Weird Al at the beginning. There was a little bit of Weird Al. Yes. Let's do another break. That's what we should do. We're going to do another one. We're going to do another one. Right? That's what we're doing. I'm telling you right now. Make it happen. Boom. Yeah, that'll work. We'll be right back. Whether you're dealing with hardware installation or, heaven forbid, a virus, Mike Swanson is answering all your questions one by one.",
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      "text": " So call in or chat in with yours. The website, gurushow.com. Tune in, click in, and kick back. This is the Computer Guru Show on AM 1030 KVO. Mike Swanson, your computer guru, is just a click away. Listen and watch at gurushow.com. This is the Computer Guru Show. For our next story, we're going to go ahead and talk about the obviousness of this.",
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      "text": " 74% of Netflix subscribers would rather cancel their subscription than see ads. That's very high. Well, duh. The whole reason you pay for Netflix is... You know why I pay for Netflix? You know why I used to pay for Netflix? Because Hulu sucks. Well, yeah. And Hulu plays ads, and they charge you money. That's dumb. Yeah.",
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      "text": " And if you're going to charge me money, I don't want to see a commercial ever. And that's 74%. Actually, 90% said that they would cancel their subscription. But then they added some extra qualifiers like, well, what if we just charged you a dollar more? Yeah. And they're like, all right, fine. So 74% would be like, all right, I'll pay an extra dollar. Or I will cancel. There's so many other options out there now. Yeah. Netflix isn't the only one anymore.",
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      "text": " I think people are just tired of it. You know, you get hammered with advertising everywhere. And it's just irritating. It's not even like the ads are any good, right? So at least at a time, I remember I used to enjoy watching, I used to enjoy seeing the commercials. Yeah. Just because I wanted to see how people were advertising. I was an advertising major in college. But, you know, I really...",
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      "text": " enjoyed seeing how people present themselves. And now it's just so dumb. Well, and then on top of that, you've got product placement all over in the show anyway. Right. And sometimes it's really obvious. I wouldn't mind them doing sort of like the 1940s, 1950s radio and TV ads where they had live mentions. Yeah.",
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      "text": " Where they just brought up and said, hey, this episode is brought to you by this particular thing, by the people, rather than doing this separated commercial break. That's what really they're going to have to go back to if they want to avoid things like ad blockers. Because ad blockers are really good. And there's some ads that are good.",
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      "text": " You all right there? Yeah, I'm all right. There's some ads. I do enjoy watching some commercials, but most of them I enjoy are not made in America. They're other countries' commercials, and they're way funnier because they don't have FCC. Well, I think that they're, you know, at least here, everyone has to be worrying about, well, which group am I going to offend this week with my commercial?",
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      "text": " And there's less of that in other countries. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Japanese commercials. Oh, my gosh. Best commercials ever. That is a weird place. It's so awesome, though. So awesome. Let's talk to Charles. Hello, Charles. How are you? I just want to agree with Tara. I think what this does is it presents an opportunity for people to create more interesting, funny, and different commercials. And I really like...",
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      "text": " I've gone to watching stuff on CBS.com because it has the commercials in it. Because some of them are really good. I'll give you an example. And this is not on CBS.com, but the Budweiser commercials with the Clydesdales. Some of them, the one after September 11th, will bring a tear to your eye. Right. Some of them are just really... I know there's bad commercials, but some of them are really good. It's an American art form. And I think commercials are kind of part of what makes us the capitalist society.",
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      "text": " successful free enterprise society we are, and I think the commercials are an opportunity. I really think we ought to be more... If that's the case, there's a whole lot of wasted opportunity going on. There is. I agree with you, and some commercials are just dumb because some advertisers try and tell you about their product rather than understand that the consumer only thinks what's in it for me. If you write a commercial based on what's in it for the consumer, they'll actually listen. All right.",
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      "text": " Your commercials that you do, both here and on other stations, talk about what we do for the customer. They're intelligent commercials, and they're okay. They're good to listen to. They may not bust the creativity barrier, although some of them do. The guru one does. I love that. You're the guru. Well, I'm the computer guru. It's funny. I'm not a creative individual. I know this. You don't have to be. You work with people who are.",
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      "text": " or who can do that job for you. Not everybody can do everything. I understand that. But I can fix your computer, I'll tell you that much. That's right. And that's what I care about. I don't give a darn whether you're a creative person or not personally. I care whether or not you can do a good job fixing your computer. Yeah, Mike. Pardon? I said, yeah, Mike.",
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      "text": " No. Oh, no. And believe me, one of the most irritating things about Hulu is that that ad will play perfectly, but the show you're watching will buffer and just be terrible the whole time. And the problem is that Hulu is owned by the networks. It's a joint venture between the various distribution hubs. So Disney is the primary owner of Hulu, or NBCUniversal.",
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      "text": " The houses, the movie houses, are basically saying, you need to pay us more because so many people are watching your stuff. As opposed to the same deal that the movie houses would make, they would have to pay less for more people watching as a bulk rate. So it bothers me that they're getting hammered to the point where they have to consider adding ads, which nobody wants. Have you ever seen the movie Demolition Man? Oh, yeah. No.",
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      "text": " The head of Los Angeles takes a guy to a restaurant and says, I'm going to take you to Taco Bell. And he goes, why Taco Bell? He says, because it's the only restaurant. There's only one left. Yes, the only one left. I think that's what we're edging towards is a conglomeration where all media is basically one megalopolis and you can't get away from that one company. There aren't more choices. That's what I like about ads. If you watch ads and those ads, you know, and that's monitored, the ads get watched.",
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      "text": " This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to just unplug indefinitely. I am unsubscribing from this legislature. That's what I'm doing. I don't want to be part of this whole political process. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. And that's just like one of our headlines. All the other ones, too. So, yeah, I mean, it's like I can't go move anywhere else, right? No. Can't move to Ireland like everybody in London wants to do right now. Oh, no, no.",
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      "text": " So is he saying that he would have lied in the poll? I don't know. Why was it? I don't know. Everything I've been seeing on this is just, I don't know. Again, unplug for a week, come back, world implodes. I don't understand what's going on anymore. Yeah, so apparently a whole bunch of people in, like, England want to move to Canada now.",
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      "text": " Poor Canada, right? Because everybody here wants to move to Canada if Trump gets elected, right? Or at least that's what I see online. Because Canada's nice. And mostly moose. They have more moose than people. Poor Canada. I feel bad. I mean, they're going to have to build a wall on the southern border. That's what's going to have to happen. Are they going to make us pay for it? They probably will. Oh, my gosh. Poor Canada.",
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      "text": " I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Other dumb stuff in the news is that the U.S. Customs Department wants to collect social media account information at the border. They want to be like, give me your passport and your Twitter handle, please. What are we doing as people? I totally understand why, right? Because people are very, very honest on Twitter. Like, frightfully so. Online in general.",
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      "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show, hour number two. Give us a call, 790-2040, if you want to be part of the show. This is your second hour of tech support for the weekend. I missed that intro. Yeah, that's supposed to be playing on the first, by the way, that one. Last week was one. This week is both. All the hours now, play that one. I'm going to get you a new one now. I'm going to get you a new one now. Got it. I'm making you a new one, I think, when I have time. In my free time, I'm doing that. What free time?",
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      "text": " for another project, and they were making some parallels to life with this game. Right. And it turns out that all of these parallels to life are not true. And color me shocked, it's a video game. Yeah. But, you know, I had to see for myself. Right. I wanted to see, well, you know, is this game promoting the, you know, murder of strippers?",
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      "text": " No, it's not. In fact, you get a bonus if you just leave them alone. Yeah. By the way, side note, JT and Callie says, the developer of Flappy Bird was making $50,000 per day on ad revenue. $50,000 a day? A day. For one of those little banner ads at the bottom that you accidentally click. Those are the worst.",
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      "text": " I'm in the wrong line of work. I was going to say, we're doing something wrong, man. I need to stop fixing people's computers. You went to college for the right line of work, and then you started fixing people's computers instead. Yeah, I had to get all nice about it and be like, I'm going to fix your computer because I don't like to see it broken. Yeah. I really should be like, here, accidentally click on this. That's like 90% of ads, too. Pop up right when you're about to click the next page button. That's it. I quit.",
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      "text": " Those are the ads that infuriate me. $50,000 a day? A day. I'd like $50,000 a year at this point. I'd be okay with that. A month, you know. Let's not get greedy. A month. I'd still go with a year. I'm good with a year. You're good with a year? I'm good with a year. By the way, Tara needs a job. Yeah, pretty much. You know anybody that wants to hire Tara, she needs a job. All right. Excuse me. You all right? You good?",
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      "text": " I know. You said you weren't feeling it. I'm feeling fine now. It's just this cough on Kauai is bothering me. It's making me crazy. All right. So apparently Netflix, this is somewhat unconfirmed, right? Because it's only on DSL reports and we haven't found it anywhere else. Not to mention, I don't really understand how it really alleviates the problem. But according to DSL reports, Netflix is going to soon allow users.",
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      "text": " Netflix is going to allow users to download movies. And somehow this is supposed to help people that are on bandwidth caps. I don't see how it is, because you've got to download the same amount of information, don't you? Well, I think it's a little bit less to download a movie for watching rather than to stream it. Yeah. I think. And I don't know how that's going to help. And first of all, I don't think that's actually going to happen, because why?",
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      "text": " And, you know, I just don't get it. I don't understand how that's going to help anything. I guess there is one other source. Fortune.com is talking about it, too. But that's about it. Not 4chan. Fortune. Fortune. Yeah, not 4chan. Don't go to 4chan. Fortune.com. Unless you have a strong sense of. No, just don't. Oh, no? Don't. Ever. Don't. It's. No. Don't go.",
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      "text": " 4chan is not that bad. 4chan is never good. I retract that. It's terrible. Don't go. Listeners, I'm telling you, do not go. You won't like it. If you want to see the dark underbelly of the internet, 4chan. We have to offer both sides of this here. We've got to inform the listeners. You're going to make them all cheated.",
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      "text": " What's that? You're going to make them all jaded. No, no, no, no. They'll totally appreciate the sites that don't have all of the things that make 4chan what it is. Without the darkness, there can be no light. What is that? 4chan? F-O-R? Don't. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. I've never heard of it. That's why I'm curious. There's a reason you've never heard of it and you don't want to know. Number four. C-H-A-N. Dot org. Dot org. 4chan.org.",
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      "text": " You can help. I think it looks to me like it's something more that you can download the movie temporarily if you don't have a Wi-Fi connection. Here, I guess this would be if you're going to watch the movie again, right? If you're going to watch it twice. Yeah, or that. Then that way you get to download it once, watch it twice locally. That would save you some bandwidth. Or like if you're going on an airplane or a driving trip and you don't have Wi-Fi on your tablet.",
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      "text": " Yeah, I was going to say like vacation or something like that for the kids. Oh, yeah. That would have been really helpful last week. Considering the quality of movies that are on Netflix, I don't know if there's anything that I want to watch twice. You don't have little kids anymore. That's true. That's true, yeah. I've seen the same YouTube videos 20 times in one day. My daughter has progressed past the most irritating stuff on the Internet or movies.",
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      "text": " But now she watches these other things, and I just, I don't know. I'm finally that older person that's just slack-jawed going, what? Yeah. What is she watching? And, you know, she's now 13, and I told her when she's 13 she can have a little more control over her viewing preferences. And I still get a report, right, because she watches YouTube on her phone all day. And I still get a report.",
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      "text": " all the videos that she's watched and all that stuff. But it's like, okay, I'm letting her be. But I've sampled some of the things that she's watching, and I'm like, how does, first of all, anyone find this entertaining? And I don't know. Maybe if you were 13. I guess. That's how I feel about most of what my kids watch. I guess I'm just officially getting old, is really what it is. My son and daughter are really into this streamer on YouTube named DanTDM.",
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      "text": " Welcome back to the Computer Guru Show. My name is Mike. Here to deal with your technology needs and treat you like a person in the process. 790-2040. That's 520-790-2040 if you have a question. Much like John. We'll talk to John. Hello, John. How are you? I think John might have put us on hold. That's what he did. Hello? Hi, John. Hi. How can I help you? I've heard of him. Sort of. It wouldn't plug directly into the burner. You plug it into the computer for the TV.",
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      "text": " Right. So you'd make the TV an additional monitor on your computer. Oh, you'd plug a TV into your bin. Yeah. So I couldn't use it. As far as I know, those don't exist. The ability to actually burn to it and use it as a standalone player for a TV, I don't know about any of those. Well, would it depend on the kind of connection? If I get adapters, will you plug into the back of the burner and into the TV?",
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      "text": " Yeah, like I said, I don't think those exist. I think the only way that you're going to pull this off is you're going to have a Blu-ray burner for your computer so that you can actually store things to it, and then you would hook up your television as a secondary monitor to your computer in order to watch things on it. Now, are there... Yeah, they're effectively the same technology, so they behave the same way.",
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      "text": " DVDs, Blu-rays, all that stuff's sort of on the way out anyway. Nobody's using that stuff anymore. In fact, most computers don't even come with any type of optical media these days. Everybody's switching over to flash. So just plug in a USB with a 64 gig or 128 gig or larger flash media. So I would get like, you're talking about buying like an external flash storage. Sort of like flash drives, you know, thumb drives.",
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      "text": " And most TVs today support that, by the way. So you could just, if you wanted to have some type of a storage media, you could burn or write to a flash drive media. You just plug that flash drive into the TV and it'll read it. Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to have a bunch of disks. They have one terabyte thumb drives, which is considerably more than you'd ever get on a bunch of disks. So, I mean, like the Blu-ray disks are, what, 24 gigabyte? I think 25, right?",
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      "text": " on a flash drive? A bunch of disks. Okay. I think that the whole disk medium is dead. It's so... It's time-consuming. It's expensive. It's wasteful. Just go with flash media. Sounds like I might do that. Now, flash media is not as stable as optical media, right? No, it's not. So there is the potential for data loss, you know, where flash drives just drop dead and it happens.",
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      "text": " So it happens, but it's not terribly common, but it happens. If it were me, right, I think that optical media is rather pointless. I think if you're going to have some type of like a cold storage, something that's large amounts of data that you just want to have as a backup, you get some type of an external hard drive, one of the small ones, you know, like the laptop size, two or three terabyte.",
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      "text": " Truly, the most convenient that I can think of is the flash drives. They're small. You can put them in your pocket. They're relatively indestructible. I mean, they can survive going through the washing machine and the dryer and all that. They're very stable as far as that is concerned, but it shouldn't be your only copy of anything. Right, a hard drive or optical media. But like I'm saying, the optical media is expensive. It's time-consuming. It takes a long time to burn a disk.",
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      "text": " And the disks themselves are expensive. So if you just buy one large external hard drive, that's a great backup source. Appreciate it, John. Thanks. I don't mean to sound like I'm going back and forth on this. I mean, yes, optical media is more stable than a flash drive overall if you don't use it. Yeah. Right? But let's say you're taking a disk in and out often. It's likely to get scratched. It's likely to have problems. If you have kids, they can break them in half.",
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      "text": " Well, I think it's great as a cold storage, right? You're going to burn a desk, you're going to take it out, you're going to put it in the sleeve, and then you're going to put it in the safe, right? Like, that's it. That's the only time that optical media is useful. I say we go back to vinyl records. I'm declaring it right now. All right, next subject. Better audio quality, just saying. Better audio quality. Define better. I don't know. I don't know if that's better or not.",
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      "text": " Compared to CD, it's warmer. Well, compared to CD, it's less compressed. Well, you can have fully uncompressed even on CD. It's not the same. No, okay. All right, let's go ahead and take a break. Get me a gramophone. Oh, look at this. This is on vinyl. This was on vinyl. Love it. We'll be right back. Whether you're dealing with hardware installation or, heaven forbid, a virus. No, no, no!",
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      "text": " You know, democracies in Western democracies have turned into surveillance states. And the unintended consequences are that that particular technology and, well, that particular technology will make it into the hands of extremists and the wrong people. See, I'm not sure if we're headed towards 1984 or idiocracy or a little bit of both. I think both. Right.",
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      "text": " Both of which are, you know, read 1984, wonderful book. Love it. It'll scare you to death. But interestingly enough, I think if you thought that there was any type of evidence for Nostradamus, I think that there's far more stuff that has come true from both Star Trek and 1984 than any of the other predictions. So 1984 is, of course, a terrible thing.",
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      "text": " And it's sort of, there's sort of some applicability today. But Idiocracy is really where I think it's at. That's a movie you should see. All the Mike Judge movies are great. Office Space. Welcome to Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr. now owns your children. You are a terrible mother. You've got to watch the movie.",
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      "text": " It's a great movie, but it's scary at the same time. Right. You can tell it's Mike Judge's way of looking at the world and going, oh, yeah, we're screwed. There's no coming back from this. And it's funny. And then you look at headlines on the Internet, specifically from certain states sometimes. Yeah, well, we're not going to talk about that. That's next week, right? Woo! All right, so let's talk about something more fun.",
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      "text": " How about malware, the godless malware, can root your phone if you have an Android 90% of the time. And it's, well, they're doing you a service. They're rooting your phone so you don't have to. See, I don't know what the difference is between rooted and not rooted. That's where my tech thing kind of dwindles. Okay.",
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      "text": " In both Android and Apple architectures for mobile phones, it's a closed architecture, which means that it's locked down to a point where the device cannot be altered by you or by other software. Right. That's the plan. Now, in the iOS world, it's called jailbreaking, which allows you to have effectively root access to the machine. Okay. Meaning that you have all the power.",
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      "text": " Getting rid of, you know, if it turns out that you have it, you just let me know and come down to Computer Guru and we will make sure it goes away. Because we're good at that. It's what we do. Yes. Yes. Yes. We'll ungodless your phone. Ungodless. So, yeah, that was more cheery, right? A little bit. I don't know. I'm the chat.",
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      "text": " Yeah. Well, seeing we're hearing about it, it's probably already fixed. Yeah. They're pretty quick on that. Google is really quick on fixing bugs that affect things like that, especially when there's monies involved. Yeah, and Amazon's kind of a big person. You don't want to necessarily upset. I don't know about a big person, but a big company. Organization. Yeah. Biggest person ever. Don't poke the big guy. No. I love Amazon. Amazon's...",
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      "text": " I guess I shouldn't try to peopleize Amazon, but yeah, that's kind of a large organization you don't necessarily want to mess with. No, because I get lots of good deals from them. I'm really cool with Amazon. We're like this. It's cool. You're like what? We're like this. Oh, yeah? That's good radio right there. Really good. The people know what I'm talking about. We're like this, crossed fingers. Yeah, you've got to put the parens in there, parentheses.",
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      "text": " Cross fingers. Cross fingers. There you go. Okay. So one of the things I want to talk about next would be some... It's like an ad for me, right? Yay. Because we don't talk about Computer Guru enough because, after all, Computer Guru does pay for this show, especially the second hour. And we offer some services that you should probably know about. What services do you offer? Well, I'm glad you asked. We do websites and computer repair and networks and...",
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      "text": " All right. Think of something that has something to do with computers. We do that. Okay. Yeah, you guys have actually surprised me where I'm like, man, what if we guys, oh, we already do that. Oh, okay. Yeah. My input means nothing. There are a few things that we don't do. As an example, I won't build software for you. No. Not my thing. Nope. I'm sure you could. You just won't. Won't. Right. And it's definitely a won't. It's not a can't. It's a...",
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      "text": " You know what my problem with development is? It's a lot like interior decoration, which is can you move this window over here and make everything purple? No, no. I'm not doing the whole interior decoration when it comes to software. I don't like it. It just makes me unhappy. And I figure, seeing I own the place, I get to do what makes me happy. There you go. And what makes me happy is fixing stuff, solving problems that aren't software development.",
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      "text": " And I've had to bring my computer in a couple times, and it's been good. Right on. Good times. Love my computer. And considering that people only leave reviews when they're really unhappy. Pretty much, yeah. Most of my reviews are great. Yeah. I've got a couple of unhappy people out there. That's okay. Well, you can't please all the people all the time. Especially the crazy ones. But I try. I really do. I give it a shot. I'm like, hello, crazy person. Let's see if we can make you happy.",
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      "text": " What's up, crazy person? Who's the crazy guy? I'm going to offer you a crazy deal. Are you so crazy? No. So, yeah, I mean, it's Computer Girl. We do a lot of things. We try to help out everybody that we can in various ways. We also have the eSite location now. But, I mean, basically, if there's anything that you need when it comes to networks, computers, especially the business stuff, we're happy to help out with that.",
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      "text": " And you should give us a call, 304-8300, or email us, radio at azcomputerguru.com, and we'll see what we can do for you. And if you're not sure if they do it, call and ask. Oh, yeah. I mean, the website has most of the stuff on there, but even that, it's just like, that's too much stuff to put on there. But if you call and ask, we will definitely help you out with whatever problem you've got.",
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      "text": " And treat you like a person in the process because that's what we do. Right. Word. Word up. Ooh, another good song. Man, Ken is on top of it with music today. We'll be right back. Computer troubles? Need some advice? Call in now. Mike Swanson will be back after these messages. The Computer Guru Show, AM 1030, KVOY, The Voice.",
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      "text": " It's pretty good. It's not bad coffee. Whoever at KVOI decided to bring in tasty Guatemalan coffee, we should probably say thank you, too. I don't know who that is. Do you know who that is, Kent? You don't know either? I do not. It's good, though. Yeah, well, we should probably figure that out. We'll leave them a thank you note in their little mailbox. Thank you. They have a cubby mailbox over here. Yeah? Yeah. It's like, I haven't seen one of those in years.",
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      "text": " Back when I used to work for other people. Back in corporate. Like forever ago. It feels like a lifetime ago. Yeah. Same here. Let's go ahead and take a call. Let's talk to Doug. Hello, Doug. How are you? Good. What can I do for you, sir? I put Windows 10 on, and I want to connect my HP printer 6520 smart printer. Right.",
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      "text": " It doesn't want to connect. It asks for a router, even though it's wireless. What do you mean? What's it doing? It asks for a router. Then I try to install it again, and it gets stuck on the download in like 14 seconds, and it won't go any further. Well, it sounds like you've got some other issues going on over there. Okay, so it's not... Yeah, well, I mean, if the only problem were that the printer...",
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      "text": " didn't want to connect, then, you know, I'd be looking at that. I'd be staring firmly at Windows 10 going, what's up, Windows 10? How come you don't want to talk to this printer? Okay. But considering that you can't download the driver also? Yes. Uh-huh. Yes. It sounds like there's some other issue going on there. Like, maybe you do have a router issue. What kind of router do you have? I don't have a router. All right. How do you connect to the Internet? I have a Verizon. A little hotspot type thing?",
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      "text": " Yes. Okay. What kind of hotspot type thing? Is it a MiFi or are you doing it off your phone? No, no. It's Wi-Fi. So is it the letter M as in Mary, MiFi, or letter W? Excuse me? So when you're using the Verizon stuff for getting on the Internet, they have three different ways that you can do this. You can tell it off your phone. You can have a MiFi device, which starts with the letter M as in Mary, or...",
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      "text": " You can do something like a cradle point, which is like a hotspot that connects to a special router. Yeah, I think it's my site. Okay. So when you're trying to download stuff to your computer to get the drivers for this printer, and you're saying that it fails during the download, right? Yeah, it goes up 97%, and then it says 14 seconds left, and it doesn't go beyond that.",
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      "text": " That's after, of course, reboots and restarting all your devices and all that stuff. It's the same thing. Do you have more than one computer or just one? Just the one. Just the one. Okay. Which browser are you using? I'm using Google. Do you have any other browsers on the computer? I do. And which antivirus do you have? I'm trying to think which one I have right now. I can't think what it is offhand right now. All right.",
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      "text": " I'm going to guess that your initial problem is probably some type of antivirus stepping on your download. Okay, okay. So try turning off the antivirus to download that particular program as long as you're getting it directly from the HP website. Okay, that's what I'll do then. And also, you might as well get something like CCleaner and clean up all the temp files, and that'll probably help. And where do I get CCleaner? CCleaner.com. Okay, I'll do that. Thank you. All right, give that a shot and let me know how it works.",
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      "text": " Okay, thank you. All right, thank you. All right, let's move on to Kevin. Hello, Kevin, how are you? Mike, fine, thank you. How are you today? I'm lovely, sir, lovely. I wanted to call you earlier, but I was working for a living, so I've got the fast and easy question for you. Sure. Windows 7, I love it. XP Pro, I'm Windows 7 Pro, don't want to change it, but I lose my chance to get the free upgrade next week. So three occasions I've tried to download Windows 10 on the interweb.",
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      "text": " And I can't get the thing to download. It's like the dial spins and spins. The machine stays on all night long. And it comes back, and it says zero files downloaded. So I said, I'm smarter than the machine. Got a 120-gig drive, booted off that externally. I had Windows 7 on there. Loaded Windows 10 on that, and I was just trying to get the key onto my machine without putting Windows 10 on there. Same thing. It wouldn't download any files.",
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      "text": " So I tried, once I got Windows 10 on the removable drive, I tried to download all the updates. Right. It wouldn't let me do anything. It wouldn't let me register my key. I've got six copies of Windows 7 Pro, Ultra, Extra, whatever it is. It will not accept any of the keys from that. There are no keys for 10, by the way. Okay, right. But it makes you, before you can register it, it makes you put a key in there.",
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      "text": " So I've got legal, legitimate copies and all this other stuff. I'm running with a legal keyed copy of Windows 7 on the machine right now, but Windows 10, after I downloaded it, I couldn't download it onto my machine. After I downloaded it onto an external drive and tried to just get the machine to turn on so I could just get the key in there, so that when I'm ready to go to 10, it'll be registered and I don't have to pay for it. Let's deal with a couple of things first. Please go. Hit me up. I'm all ears.",
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      "text": " And I know you're running out of time. All right, ears. All right, so first of all, it's not next week, it's next month. Oh, God, next month. Geez, I lost. I'm sorry, buddy. To the end of July. Okay. And so that gives us some time to solve your problem here. Okay. The primary copy of Windows 7 you have on your computer. Yes. Legit?",
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      "id": 171,
      "text": " Legit. All legit. Okay, so it's not... I could give you the... I got three copies of it. All legit. It's only on one machine. Settle down now. Sorry, man. Now, there's a little flag icon down by your clock still down there? Yep. And if you click on that, does it say, hey, you... Hey, get Windows 10 now. And have you gone through that process? Went through that whole process. And it said it's reserved. It says it's... But when you go to download it from there...",
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      "text": " You know, like if you were doing upgrades on a file, if you were downloading security checks or something like that, a little screen comes up, and it spins for nine hours. Here's what you're going to do. Geez. All right. Here's some instructions for you. All right. I'm all ears. All right. Do you know how to get into the services? Yes, I do. All right. So you're going to go into the services, and you're going to stop the Windows Update service. Stop Update Service, okay. Not disable it. Just stop it. Okay. Then you're going to go into C, Windows, Software Installation. Okay. And then there's a download folder in there.",
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      "text": " Okay. You're going to delete the entire folder. Okay. Just delete the downloads folder. Okay. It's gone. Gotcha. Restart the computer. Okay. What that will do is it will reset your Windows updates and tell it to properly download your updates at that point. It will take a very long time. Okay. But once it does that, you will get your Windows 10 upgrade. Okay. So you think something got corrupted in the original download down there? It gets confused all the time. Okay. God, it sounds like me, man.",
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      "text": " Listen, wonderful show. I wish I could have called you earlier. Working for a living, so I don't want to run into all these people. It's no excuse. Quit your job. I'll quit my job. I'm working on it. I'll talk to you next month. I'll let you know how it went, okay? All right. Thanks, buddy. Have a good weekend. Kevin is my favorite caller. You think he's your favorite? He is. Seriously, every time he calls, it brightens my day. He's funny. I like him. I like Kevin. All right. So let's take a moment to mention our sponsors once again. Perfection Auto Works.",
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